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OK, so you think you're a vampire. Whose job is it to tell you you're not?

Matthew Beard
‘Real vampires’ sincerely think they must feed on others to survive. Should a therapist tell a vampire their self-identity is false? It’s not so obvious
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: not real vampires. Photograph: Supplied
“Real vampires” are people who think they must feed on the energies of others, either physically or psychically, for their own wellbeing. Feeding takes a variety of forms. Some will drink blood from consenting human donors, others will rely on physical contact. For some, being in a crowded room is enough to recharge their batteries.
What happens when a “real vampire” needs to get counselling, or go to a social worker? A recent study explores the barriers vampires must overcome when they come into contact with members of the “helping professions” – psychology, social work and so on.
Perhaps in spite of itself, the study also illustrates the contradictory nature of our communal moral reflection when it comes to issues of identity.
The study’s authors identify two beliefs held by helping professionals that are central to a person’s reticence to “come out of the coffin” and disclose their “real vampirism”.
First, that vampires aren’t actually real.
And second, that identifying as a vampire is indicative of a deeper mental health issue.
To deal with the first belief, the authors argue that, to the “real vampires” themselves, their self-identity is indeed very real: “Real vampires believe that they do not choose their vampiric condition; they are born with it, somewhat akin to sexual orientation.”
At first sight, the comparison seems laughable, if not deeply offensive to those who have fought – and continue to fight – to have their orientations respected and afforded equal moral, legal, and political rights. But still, I suspect many would hesitate to give public voice to their scepticism.
This is because our scepticism rubs up against liberal demands to tolerate a broad range of different beliefs and choices. And it’s hard to have it both ways.
The reason it is hard is because we lack a coherent, objective framework that builds on an amalgamation of historical, cultural, philosophical, artistic, and scientific accounts of what it means to be a human being, and what it is to live in human community.
Instead, society determines legitimate forms of self-determination or identity on the basis of consensus. If sufficient numbers of people demand recognition, they are rewarded it, but until then, they won’t be treated legitimately. People have the right to be bigots, depending on who they’re being bigoted toward.
In some sense, vampirism reveals the difficulties of human self-definition in a time of tolerance. Few are prepared to accept vampirism as an authentic mode of being, but, having done away with most traditions of objective value, it’s hard to mount a sustained critique of the pseudo-undead.
The study recommends that helping professionals step around this problem altogether; what is required is for therapists and the like “to be open, nonjudgmental, and sensitive to human diversity”.
So a social worker who cannot embrace “real vampirism” can no more support a vampire than can a bondage fetishist be supported by a puritan therapist: personal biases will cloud the ability for a “therapeutic alliance” – a trusting relationship between client and therapist – to form.
The therapeutic alliance is central to the success of mental health interventions. It is also predicated on the belief that clients do not need “fixing”, but rather need skills to be able to manage a range of different environmental, personal, and psychological factors.
This explains the study’s underlying premise. Namely, that therapists are not, nor do they want to be, responsible for correcting false beliefs about a person’s identity except in extreme cases. Doing so undermines the professional’s ability to administer care and is beyond the purview of the therapeutic alliance that informs their profession.
This makes a lot of sense. The therapy room is not the place to “enculture” someone.
It’s important to note this, because there is a subtle tendency to see particularly bizarre beliefs as being pathological, as if they demanded psychological attention. All things being equal, “real vampires” might not be suffering from a psychological condition at all.
Nor, however, do I think that they are an ontologically and metaphysically distinct group of beings. It seems more likely to me that they are the unintended and unwitting victims of years of value-neutral education than anything else.
For instance, back in 1943 the British author CS Lewis was lamenting how a new schoolbook, ostensibly about grammar, really educated students in the view that all beliefs and attitudes were mere feelings, immune from moral evaluation.
This is ironic, he noted, because all the while his community were desperate for well-formed, virtuous citizens. Instead, Lewis wrote:
We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.
An entire intellectual system has been constructed on shaky foundations. Today, following Lewis, we might say that we are shocked to find vampires in our midst.
The shrill insistence that education not impose particular values on young people has some intellectual basis, but it tends to leave them stranded without a guide in the difficult task of self-knowledge and understanding. No surprises that it occasionally goes awry.
The genuine belief that one is a vampire – and I’m sure there are other such tendencies in the dark, strange, pseudo-enlightened places of the internet – isn’t the responsibility of psychologists to correct.
Rather, I think it’s the task of teachers, and those responsible for the education system to provide not only knowledge, but formation. At the very least the lack of formative education is likely to be a major part of how identities like “real vampirism” form in the first place.
In this case, the solution isn’t – as the authors of the study argue – to be careful not to proliferate traditional vampire mythology – garlic, stakes, coffins and all the rest – which is likely to lead to microaggressions that could traumatise “real vampires”.
Rather, it’s to recognise that the quest for self-identity and meaning is one that is best done with some guidance.

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  • 0 1
    Didn't Renfield syndrome start as a joke or parody ? . I believe that clinical vampirism is in the realm of pseudo-science. Most people who were dubbed "vampire killers" were suffering illnesses like paranoid schizophrenia. Like Richard Trenton Chase an American serial killer nicknamed "The Vampire of Sacramento"
    If someone thinks they are a vampire doesn't mean they are a vampire unless you are of the relativism school where all points of view being equally valid. If medical science and psychiatry is just another narrative. Are we in a post-modern world where the belief of being a vampire is accorded equal weight to any scientifically tested or objective evidence that they are not. As per the famous Samuel Johnson, quote:
    After we came out of the church, we stood talking for some time together of Bishop Berkeley’s ingenious sophistry to prove the non-existence of matter, and that every thing in the universe is merely ideal. I observed, that though we are satisfied his doctrine is not true, it is impossible to refute it. I never shall forget the alacrity with which Johnson answered, striking his foot with mighty force against a large stone, till he rebounded from it, ‘I refute it thus.’ (James Boswell, 1791, The Life of Samuel Johnson)
    Are you a vampire ? I refute it thus .. (show a cross, garlic, expose them to sunshine, show them a mirror etc etc)
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  • 0 1
    I think a closer analogy to "vampirism" would not be gender identity, but Munchausen's. An even better one would be with people who think they are gods, or Jesus reincarnated, or the like, as the "identification" is with something that does not exist. In all cases we have a duty to treat, help the person back to reality, because only then can they make informed choices and be responsible for their actions.
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  • 1 2
    See this is the result of poor quality bullying in schools nowadays.
    If you have a good quality highschool bullying group, then Emo's can be identified and targetted for emotional reassignment via a 2-3 year bullying program and you don`t end up with adults who think they are vampires.
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  • 3 4
    If you think you are a vampire then you need to have a jolly good look in the mirror.
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  • 1 2
    Seriously. I must have clicked on the tele or some other tabloid.
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  • 5 6
    Here's the straw man: "The shrill insistence that education not impose particular values on young people" ... conservatives love to pretend that progressive and liberal educators demand 'values free' education. What they usually mean is that schools don't require students to pray, they don't prioritise white history over Indigenous or Asian or African perspectives, they encourage students to think critically about power structures, and maybe even consider whether our current economic system is environmentally sustainable. There are obviously values imbued in any curriculum, what conservatives don't want to admit is that they don't agree with the values that underly modern curricula.
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    • 0 1
      Indeed. I don't get the connection between "liberal, value free education" and "real vamprisim" considering there have always been eccentric folk who decide to try on an artificial persona and get lost in it along the way.
      Some of them are successful at it and are amazing actors or talented musicians. Some of them are in their early 40s working minimum wage because they invest everything they have into an alternate ego that is getting them nowhere.
      I don't think it's a new phenomenon, but I do think whatever these people latch onto mirrors what's culturally popular, or at least what is in the culture that speaks to them, to their values.
      Why would you feel the need to attribute blame to educators or parents for that? These are functioning adults who are getting by.
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  • 0 1
    HUH? You serious mate? What about the ATO?
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  • 2 3
    If you want to suck blood that makes you a leech or mosquito, not a vampire.
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  • 3 4
    There is nothing like identity politics to make me feel most keenly that I'm out of step with the 21st century. FFS most people on the planet can't get enough to eat; why not do something about that first. Instead the affluent, internet-enabled and self-absorbed are messing around with such trivialities while the world burns.
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  • 0 1
    So, now our biological need for social contact (given that we are a social species) is called "vampirism"?... This is a total failure of our educational system... or a pathology of our media-controlled world, take your pick.
    Leave Count Dracula in his coffin.... and get out into the real world!!
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  • 2 3
    Instead, society determines legitimate forms of self-determination or identity on the basis of consensus.

    That's a very broad generalisation. I could point to many instances where the law "determines legitimate forms of self-determination" (that is a hideous sentence construction by the way) long before the rest of society built a consensus around it. Ask older gay people for example. Look at trans people today.
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  • 5 6
    What about those who are clearly vampires but refuse to admit it to themselves and the rest of us?
    I'm looking at you Bronny!
    Take the first step!!!
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    • 4 5
      Now, that's a more useful definition of "vampirism": freely sucking blood from taxpayers' veins!
      But we have a very powerful silver bullet for such vampires: Vote!
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