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[–]bmlangd 2385ポイント2386ポイント  (141子コメント)

I like how he angrily turns back to the other guy like the other guy's touch caused it to stick to the ground.

[–]KingNothing53 639ポイント640ポイント  (27子コメント)

Clearly he super glued it to the ground when he touched it.

[–]Shoemakerrr 204ポイント205ポイント  (36子コメント)

For all we know that other guy could have been an alchemist that fused it to the ground with that touch while waiting for the owner to return.

[–]SmugSceptic 350ポイント351ポイント  (18子コメント)

Full Metal Asshole

[–]wellwhatishername 38ポイント39ポイント  (7子コメント)

Little did the jerk know he has to give to get. The law of equivalent exchange.

[–]SanguinaryArcher 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

He must've seen the truth, or had a philosopher's stone. Didn't see no transmutation circle.

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    [–]I_HateSam 376ポイント377ポイント  (52子コメント)

    Just pointed out the same thing, hilarious! I can see that most peoples reaction is laughter but I do have to say that him looking in the other guys direction with that much hate, upset me. Because I read in to this that this is the type of guy that always blames someone else for his problems, even in this case.

    [–]RidingYourEverything 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I bet the other guy saw what happened and laughed.

    [–]bmlangd 148ポイント149ポイント  (22子コメント)

    I know "that" guy. Not only does he blame everyone else, but he does it with such hostility that it causes him to puff up like, "Come at me, bro."

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      [–]oEMPYREo 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

      "Don't touch my phone there's a security feature that glues it to.... God damnit."

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        [–]dick-nipples 2388ポイント2389ポイント  (159子コメント)

        That failed kick was the perfect complement to his disappointment and frustration.

        [–]thegraduate 964ポイント965ポイント  (115子コメント)

        And a great marketing opportunity for whatever glue they used. That thing did not budge.

        [–]King-Spartan 150ポイント151ポイント  (12子コメント)

        Guy looked like a huge asshole too, trying to pounce on it then stares at the guy after

        [–]Freezman13 52ポイント53ポイント  (6子コメント)

        The facial expression is what gets me, that slight head tilt too. Priceless.

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          [–]PartyEscortBot 2968ポイント2969ポイント  (172子コメント)

          That guy sure was eager to return that phone to his local police station. We could all learn a little something from him.

          [–]ecafyelims 579ポイント580ポイント  (162子コメント)

          The first two jerks just walked right by it.

          [–]IIdsandsII 820ポイント821ポイント  (153子コメント)

          it's because they were white

          edit: look at the glorious trigger storm i triggered! trigga please.

          [–]Fuzzygestalt 111ポイント112ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Look at that old ass phone. White folks don't steal for a downgrade.

          [–]tjciv 140ポイント141ポイント  (1子コメント)

          They don't have time for that, they got jobs to get back to. 😁

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                [–]ReasonablyConfused 688ポイント689ポイント  (35子コメント)

                Tearing society apart with glue.

                [–]kacebook 1324ポイント1325ポイント  (473子コメント)

                When I was in school we glued a one euro coin to the ground outside. Then on our break we would watch people go by trying to pick it up. Never got old.

                [–]brucetwarzen 314ポイント315ポイント  (160子コメント)

                We did that too... to top it off, we always pretended that we lost it ( we were 10 or so) and some people went all nuts, pushing us away telling that it's theirs. Some people are fucking nuts.

                [–]IthinkitsaDanny 413ポイント414ポイント  (145子コメント)

                I remember seeing a video of this one guy was in a department store pulled out a hundred asked "Did anyone lose a $100?" And this one lady was going nuts saying "it's mine, I just had it right here and it fell! It's mine!" The guy called her a hoe and left.

                [–]coffeetrowel 58ポイント59ポイント  (136子コメント)

                Source?

                [–]wasdfgg 193ポイント194ポイント  (132子コメント)

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRaoPED8viU

                there's something like the one he's talking about, probably not the same one

                [–]LostBob 256ポイント257ポイント  (96子コメント)

                I feel like this joke should be repeated with an obviously fake hundred. Then just give it to the person and walk away. Maybe have something about "you shalt not bear false witness" on the back.

                'gads. I see that someone has done it with a fake $100. And I am disgusted by my fellow man.

                [–]gogomom 120ポイント121ポイント  (17子コメント)

                OMG - I was surprised at how many of them seemed to think that was just sooo funny. Like they lied, and were looking to keep something that didn't belong to them, oh and when they are found out - hahahaha? Weird.

                [–]MooseEater 69ポイント70ポイント  (5子コメント)

                It's pretty gross.

                [–]The_LionTurtle 41ポイント42ポイント  (1子コメント)

                HAHAHA, I'M SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT!

                [–]Clack082 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

                Yeah that's what got me, I wasn't really surprised to see people take it, humans are greedy by nature and not everyone grows up, but then to not even look ashamed after they got caught red handed. Who does that?

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                  [–]bankseid 32ポイント33ポイント  (8子コメント)

                  I suspect there must be outtakes (i.e. people who didn't claim the magical $100 bill). There's gotta be. I need to believe.

                  [–]eden_sc2 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

                  Im sure, but those dont make the vid cause they arent funny.

                  [–]_stonecoldsaidso 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I like vids like this where at the end they give a supercut of the honest people.

                  [–]RodrikHarlaw 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Was this video really going for "funny"? I found it pretty unsettling.

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                      [–]spacemanoncrack 42ポイント43ポイント  (9子コメント)

                      honestly, what the fuck is wrong with people. I wonder how much footage he got where people didnt try to pull this shit.

                      [–]whiteface 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      I'm too honest for my own good, I'd have helped him pick it up and apologised for something I'd not done by the time I'd realised what had happened.

                      Hours later I'd still be kicking myself for throwing away the opportunity to have had £64.12 for nothing :(

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                        [–]UltraChilly 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

                        There is a famous scam working that way, you find something seemingly valuable and ask people if it's theirs, if they say yes, ask for a reward in exchange. Then give them the fake/broken jewelry/phone/camera/whatever.
                        It almost worked here as someone spontaneously offered 20 bucks. I bet he could have split more often if he got the bill in his hand instead of letting them pick it up. I hate scammers but in that very case I'll make an exception. People getting scammed that way get what they deserve IMHO.

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                          [–]Grolar_BEARS 170ポイント171ポイント  (14子コメント)

                          That laughter is like nails on a chalkboard.

                          [–]Dilfbert 45ポイント46ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          That's the sound a witch makes. The evil old-school kind with the warts on the nose.

                          [–]Xogmaster 82ポイント83ポイント  (6子コメント)

                          The term is cackle. They cackled. They were cackling.

                          We need to make this word more common.

                          [–]MinusMedic 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          It's called cackling.

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                            [–]K3R3G3 84ポイント85ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            "I wouldn't lie, baby! I promise to God!"

                            Where is your God now?!

                            Go say 3 fucking Hail Marys for penance, you twat.

                            [–]st1y_wan_kenobi 39ポイント40ポイント  (10子コメント)

                            "i promise to god baby"

                            what a disgusting piece of shit...

                            [–]IthinkitsaDanny 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Actually it's the same one, thank you haha.

                            It was an edited one, so I must've thought it was part of the video.

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                                    [–]drock45 589ポイント590ポイント  (123子コメント)

                                    Back in high school I did that with a loonie in the middle of a crosswalk in a small town. It stopped traffic for awhile as old ladies tried so hard to get it.

                                    I just realized how big of an asshole I was as a teenager.

                                    [–]ONXwat 91ポイント92ポイント  (58子コメント)

                                    it's okay man, i live near a strip club. i'm considering putting a toonie right where i can see on the sidewalk from here, so i have easy entertainment.

                                    [–]BEST_USERNAME_EVA 164ポイント165ポイント  (43子コメント)

                                    a fucking what

                                    [–]zosobaggins 93ポイント94ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                    Like the others said, $2 Canadian coin. Our $1 coin had a loon on it, so we called it the Loonie. It's a nickname. When they introduced the $2 coin, which has a polar bear on it, there was a national debate over what the hell to call it. Bearie didn't work. That sounds weird. So, toonie/twonie it was.

                                    [–]cutchyacokov 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    I'm still a fan of moonie, because it's a picture of the queen with a bear behind.

                                    Credit goes to some random caller in to CBC during that debate.

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                                      [–]ONXwat 62ポイント63ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                      $2 coin, way more enticing than a quarter or dollar coin

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                                          [–]fenixrf 381ポイント382ポイント  (45子コメント)

                                          Found the Canadian!

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                                            [–]ell0bo 41ポイント42ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                            We did that in college at my fraternity house. We glued 4 quarters there. There was a bit pothole (Penn State, Pennsylvania weather) right next to the coins. People would still stop in the rain, and then always get nailed by a car hitting the pothole. I learned, if you walk by a fraternity, and everyone is out on the porch drinking, don't try to pick anything up from the sidewalk.

                                            [–]case-o-nuts 86ポイント87ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                            The last time I saw someone do that, I went home and got a chisel.

                                            I took some sidewalk home with me, but you fuckers turned it into a challenge. And I spent the shit out of that dollar.

                                            [–]vth0mas 198ポイント199ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                            Used to do that with a quarter. Had a great third story, full wall window view out of a downtown apartment and we put the quarter on a street with a bar, bookstore and bank.

                                            Someone looked up and there was 5 people sitting in the window, smoking weed, and watching everyone as they walked by. We waved.

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                                              [–]sid_lwa 4690ポイント4691ポイント  (601子コメント)

                                              hahaha. He gets so angry at that other guy.

                                              [–]StephenNesbit 3499ポイント3500ポイント  (496子コメント)

                                              That's what made me laugh the most. Like it was the other guy's fault he couldn't grab a free phone. LOL

                                              [–]anonymous248 4551ポイント4552ポイント  (459子コメント)

                                              90% of our society in a nutshell:

                                              Desire something you don't deserve.

                                              Do not get it.

                                              Blame others for your failure.

                                              [–]FruitbatNT 2819ポイント2820ポイント  (310子コメント)

                                              Or conversely:

                                              Desire something you don't deserve.

                                              Get it.

                                              Congratulate yourself for your peerless talent and cut down all others attempts to attain same thing.

                                              [–]Datasinc 2197ポイント2198ポイント  (224子コメント)

                                              "Some people are born on third base and go through life acting like they hit a triple."

                                              -edit- Quote from Barry Switzer, OU football coach

                                              [–]raffytraffy 456ポイント457ポイント  (114子コメント)

                                              And here I am just trying to sacrifice bunt for a teammate.

                                              [–]JAH_1315 182ポイント183ポイント  (95子コメント)

                                              Why not try hit a home run, and bring you both home?

                                              [–]worldDev 231ポイント232ポイント  (80子コメント)

                                              Because the last 2 guys struck out trying.

                                              [–]DocDerry 611ポイント612ポイント  (56子コメント)

                                              If the last 2 guys struck out a sacrifice bunt won't do anything for the team or team mate on third.

                                              [–]BarryMcKockinner 134ポイント135ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                              We're talking about sex, right?

                                              [–]darkmana 57ポイント58ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              I'm not sure and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

                                              [–]KimJongIlSunglasses 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              I dunno, something about a blunt and hitting it when you get home. I think they're talking about weed.

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                                                      [–]Zeitgeis1 222ポイント223ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                      Some people are born in the outfield, hop the fence and play tennis with LSD infused wombats

                                                      [–]dontal 46ポイント47ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      And some marry the person on third base and think they were born there.

                                                      [–]piccolo_in_tha_hood 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      More like they marry the person on third and cut across the diamond from firstbase. Woah.. unexpected double entendre right there.

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                                                        [–]frozengyro 58ポイント59ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                        Some people are born on first and steal their way to third?

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                                                            [–]Reddy_McRedcap 54ポイント55ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                            Then try to destroy what you couldn't get and didn't deserve out of anger and contempt.

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                                                              [–]tetrahydrocanada 95ポイント96ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                              Look at me,

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                                                                [–]Butthole__Pleasures 152ポイント153ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                I think he's mostly just jealous that the other guy has a sweet juicebox

                                                                [–]Spo8 249ポイント250ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                Man, today's awesome. Hey, is that a phone? Oh man, it's glued down. That's crazy. Easy come, easy go. At least I've still got my juice.

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                                                                  [–]j0be[S] 428ポイント429ポイント  (54子コメント)

                                                                  http://i.imgur.com/lPVyrXb.png

                                                                  [–]ANUS_CAPTAIN 111ポイント112ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                  If looks could kill.

                                                                  [–]outerdrive313 205ポイント206ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                  Looks like CJ from GTA: San Andreas with 0 % muscle rating

                                                                  [–]goatcoat 379ポイント380ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                  Look at me.

                                                                  I'm the cell phone owner now.

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                                                                    [–]Rhodechill 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                    He got mad that he was made to appear foolish.

                                                                    [–]muxman 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    His anger at the other guy because his "free" phone didn't pan out, so funny.

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                                                                      [–]donutsalad 285ポイント286ポイント  (94子コメント)

                                                                      Reminds me of this fake 100 dollar bill 'prank'

                                                                      [–]grandmasterfun 359ポイント360ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                      I love how at the end when he reveals it's a fake $100 everybody just laughs and is like ahh you caught me being a piece of shit haha good one.

                                                                      [–]K3R3G3 105ポイント106ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                      Exactly. I would've preferred a much different ending. Maybe..

                                                                      "Congrats, bro. Everyone on YouTube now knows you're a lying scumbag."

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                                                                        [–]UAintDutchUAintMuch 116ポイント117ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                        I love it how every single person who gets called out all of a sudden gets all tough and wants to fight the guy.

                                                                        [–]TellMeWhyYouLoveMe 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        The best part was the guy who told him to take it but wouldn't lift his foot off of the bill.

                                                                        [–]endlessace 81ポイント82ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                                        did he target only black people or only black people choose to keep the money?

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                                                                          [–]Mutt1223 1937ポイント1938ポイント  (184子コメント)

                                                                          It's like the adult version of this, only sad.

                                                                          [–]ticklemecthulhu 1343ポイント1344ポイント  (65子コメント)

                                                                          I hope this kid grows up to be the next Jim Carrey. I love how he just dances away haha

                                                                          [–]DantesMontecristo 953ポイント954ポイント  (55子コメント)

                                                                          When worse comes to worse: just swiggity swoot the fuck out of there.

                                                                          [–]MainCranium 257ポイント258ポイント  (47子コメント)

                                                                          PSA: It's "When worse comes to worst."

                                                                          [–]free_beer 105ポイント106ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                                          Actually, if there's a predominant wording it's "worst comes to worst".

                                                                          Basically:

                                                                          • British English: if the worst comes to the worst

                                                                          • American English: if worse/worst comes to worst

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                                                                                [–]Bazuka125 252ポイント253ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                                Awww, she turned away before she could see him refuse to dance with the other girl.

                                                                                [–]pdmcmahon 45ポイント46ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                The first girl seems to get over it quite quickly.

                                                                                [–]InfectedP0tato 780ポイント781ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                                                Lil stupid ass bitch I ain't fuckin with you

                                                                                [–]Pretence 86ポイント87ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                I like this kid.

                                                                                [–]LINK_DISTRIBUTOR 136ポイント137ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                I like how he keeps jammin on

                                                                                [–]ssimoll 413ポイント414ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                                Oh my god when he makes the other girl cry even more and then says fuck it and breaks into a solo jig... hilarious.

                                                                                [–]Eponia 77ポイント78ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, that one little girl is just devastated, the other doesn't seem to particularly care, and that boy just dances away.

                                                                                [–]jutct 57ポイント58ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                future drama queen

                                                                                [–]statictonality 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                Zero fucks given.

                                                                                [–]SoundBearier 29ポイント30ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                You made my week.

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                                                                                  [–]android87 356ポイント357ポイント  (33子コメント)

                                                                                  Once glued a quarter to the ground outside my high schoo'ls cafeteria. Used to spend my luches watching people attempt to pick it up. Years later, when my sister graduated from the same high school, I walked by the cafeteria and noticed a quarter on the floor, which I attempted to pick it up. I immediately realized what happened and cursed 15 year old me.

                                                                                  [–]pocketreceipt 82ポイント83ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                  I hot glued a quarter to a table in my 8th grade engineering class and it was hilarious until the teacher tried to pick it up, got embarrassed and said I was vandalizing and he'd have me expelled. So I removed with screwdriver as it was just fucking hot glue and it was all fine. Then as the other students laughed at his rage he sent me to the office and my inexplicably Scottish principal (went to school in the US) just laughed it off and gave me mini muffins before sending me back to class 15 minutes later.

                                                                                  She also saved my ass after the same teacher called my parents (I had awful abusive parents) because I was chewing on a pen cap. I have an oral fixation and need to chew to focus and gum wasn't allowed in my school. So I'm in the hall crying knowing shit will be awful when I go home. And my lovely Scottish saviour takes me to her office called my parents and explained everything and how it was fine.

                                                                                  [–]batmansavestheday 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                  Sounds like an awesome person. Have you met her since?

                                                                                  [–]pocketreceipt 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                  Unfortunately not. Middle school was a shit time for me. While the principal was the silver lining, I still had no desire to ever go back to that place.

                                                                                  If you're out there Mrs. Stevenson, you are the best!

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                                                                                      [–]TruffsNexus 198ポイント199ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                                      Fuck that guy people need to do pranks like this more often.

                                                                                      [–]GroundhogExpert 3471ポイント3472ポイント  (473子コメント)

                                                                                      I instantly fucking hate that guy.

                                                                                      [–]Knuckleballerr 131ポイント132ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                      fucking dick; he couldn't get it so he's gotta stomp it so nobody else can have it.

                                                                                      [–]_Squirrel_Fucker 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      After having my wallet stolen last week. I hate everyone.

                                                                                      [–]Hrodrik 152ポイント153ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                      Yep, you just know he's a piece of shit.

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                                                                                        [–]PaxVobiscuit 255ポイント256ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                        The new "entire planet" case for the Nokia 3310.

                                                                                        [–]Iphoneo 116ポイント117ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                                        That face.

                                                                                        http://imgur.com/jr8vUu0

                                                                                        [–]gosutag 114ポイント115ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                        It's the face of entitlement.

                                                                                        [–]futurespacecadet 66ポイント67ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                        i honestly think his reaction is an interesting character study. Thats how this dude handles embarrassment and failure.

                                                                                        He wouldnt laugh it off because it's not a joke to him. To himself, he saw an opportunity for a phone, whether it meant having a phone or having money....it failed, and for that reason, he failed.

                                                                                        The thing is, it's someone's fault, but not his. He probably goes through life blaming other people and society for his problems.

                                                                                        The really interesting thing is the other guy who tried casually picking up the phone as well. The tiny ragemonster B-LINED it for the phone so confidentally that the other pursuer said "fuck this im out of here". HE WANTED THAT PHONE.

                                                                                        Poor lil' ragemonster

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                                                                                            [–]Trevor_McGoodbody 163ポイント164ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                            Looks like Thor lost his phone.

                                                                                            [–]thisissamuelclemens 471ポイント472ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                                                                            you can tell how quickly he believes the world owes him something.

                                                                                            [–]mutatersalad1 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            Something he didn't know existed literally ten seconds ago!

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                                                                                              [–]tetrahydrocanada 82ポイント83ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                              He becomes Lord of the Riverdance all of a sudden.

                                                                                              [–]Fractured_but_hole 271ポイント272ポイント  (92子コメント)

                                                                                              We used to go "pursing". Put a purse near a 4 way stop late at night. Tie a string to it and hide in the bushes near by. When someone stopped, got out of their car and tried to pick it up, we would pull it just before they could grab it. Amazing how mad some people got.

                                                                                              [–]zomgitsduke 58ポイント59ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                              Fill it with glitter!

                                                                                              [–]QuiteAffable 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                              That is cruel and unusual punishment

                                                                                              [–]NukEvil 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                              and attach a spring-loaded container inside so that when they unzip the purse and pull it open...instant faaabbuuulloouusss

                                                                                              [–]everythingismobile 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                              I think spring loaded glitter bombs are against the Geneva Convention.

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                                                                                                  [–]themuuule 92ポイント93ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                                                                  did anyone ever chase you into the bushes?

                                                                                                  [–]Fractured_but_hole 67ポイント68ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                                                                  No, we were actually behind some bushes and on the other side of a fence.

                                                                                                  [–]yoloswagcashmoney 62ポイント63ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                                                  Did anyone ever chase you over the fence?

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                                                                                                      [–]Devils_defense 51ポイント52ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                      My father in law would do a version of this except they would use an old purse, shit in it, then put some brushes, hair stuff and sunglasses in it. They would sit it on a bench in Detroit and watch as someone casually takes it and starts digging through it.

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                                                                                                        [–]Ask_A_Sadist 128ポイント129ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                                        What a piece of shit. "Oh man, something that's not glued to the ground! That's mine! I'm gonna take it! Oh....."

                                                                                                        [–]partypoopin 521ポイント522ポイント  (61子コメント)

                                                                                                        wow i really don't like that angry guys attitude. it's not his phone to begin with.

                                                                                                        [–]DrMashine 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                        Anyone have a source?

                                                                                                        [–]RALPHPRZ 138ポイント139ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKZY7qzCcAAH1W_.jpg

                                                                                                        [–]Gyrome 65ポイント66ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                        The young man was upset he couldn't return the phone to its rightful owner. He then proceeds to stomp on it to protect the owners personal information that may be on the phone.

                                                                                                        [–]ldks 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        Something similar happened to my mom. For some odd reasone she likes picking up metal soda caps.

                                                                                                        She was about to pick one and a dude yelled. Hey lady thats my coin? all mad and shit. He then lean and find out it was a just a cap. His face was priceless as everybody saw that it was not a coin at all, and we all knew he as a fucking liar.

                                                                                                        [–]android87 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        Fuck that guy

                                                                                                        [–]D3Construct 113ポイント114ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                                        That just makes me so mad. What if it was black guy #1's phone? Then black guy #2 knowing its not his would've tried to jank it out from under him. We're looking at a thief here.

                                                                                                        [–]Quazijoe 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        I like to think of the phone as bound by the same magic that binds Thors hammer. 

                                                                                                        Whosoever holds this cell, 
if he be worthy, shall possess the power of 
AT&T unlimited Data usage.

                                                                                                        1 Subject to Throttling due to network congestion. Speeds limited to Dial up at 28 kbps.

                                                                                                        [–]Mikesupp84 65ポイント66ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                                        oh ha ha Shit! Got you good you fucker!

                                                                                                        [–]dontgivethemyourssn 182ポイント183ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                                        Crackheads gonna crack.

                                                                                                        [–]Jaexyn 79ポイント80ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                        Damnit! Why can't I steal this phone that clearly not mine!? And damn you sir for attempting to steal the phone I was going to steal!

                                                                                                        [–]Garviel_Loken95 39ポイント40ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                                        To be fair, I automatically assumed the other guy would probably try and give it back to whoever it belonged to, but the attitude of the other guy really gave it away that he wanted to keep it

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                                                                                                          [–]Nolic0321 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          I like how guys is still angry even though it CLEARLY isn't his phone... Dude's just salty!

                                                                                                          [–]fethinsob 70ポイント71ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                          The intelligence of this moron is astounding.

                                                                                                          1. Rushing across the street to pick up something that is not his.

                                                                                                          2. Kicking it in anger because it was not what he thought it was.

                                                                                                          3. Glaring at the other guy in anger even though he had nothing to do with the prank.

                                                                                                          4. Going to jail for robbery because we all know he will.

                                                                                                          [–]YungBaseGod 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                          This guy obviously isn't fit to wield excallibur.

                                                                                                          sorryforbeingadad.

                                                                                                          [–]DrHughJicok 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                          Look at me. I am the phone owner now.

                                                                                                          [–]Eloquium 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          "I can't have it? Then I destroy it"

                                                                                                          Gotta love adults with toddler brains

                                                                                                          [–]BlueStrk 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          Love watching feral creatures

                                                                                                          [–]rms16270 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          White lady: a flip phone? Hysterical. Black guys: GIMME THAT PHONE, N%#$@!

                                                                                                          [–]Aeolean 64ポイント65ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                                                                          Just look at him. He looks like one of those vicious little runts. Smaller than the other guys (and the women we see in the video) and he's ready to kick the ass of anyone he meets.

                                                                                                          [–]Sexual_Batman 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                          "who glued these quarters down?" "I did. "" What the hell for?""I don't feel the need to explain my art to you, Warren. "

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