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[–]amberchristine 1414ポイント1415ポイント  (160子コメント)

You can tell his wife is used to it but so embarrassed at the same time

[–]BlackNut 781ポイント782ポイント  (28子コメント)

[–]fkinusername 1057ポイント1058ポイント  (112子コメント)

Dude, she's regularly licking that asshole to get next to that pile of cash.

[–]MiamiFootball 962ポイント963ポイント  (99子コメント)

maybe she was there to support him, working two jobs, while he was studying through billionaire school and now that he's successful, they can enjoy their fruits as equal partners.

[–]fkinusername 734ポイント735ポイント  (35子コメント)

I'm sure that's it.

[–]MasterOfEconomics 386ポイント387ポイント  (34子コメント)

It's just a coincidence she's younger and fucking hot.

[–]Rhamni 273ポイント274ポイント  (2子コメント)

Cudos to the guy for staying with a wee child for the early parts of their relationship.

[–]LifeIsBullshitMiroki 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

You want to give him an entire town in France? This guy has it all, plus he could probably buy most of Cudos if he wanted to. Just give him some snacks instead.

[–]jpatton89 237ポイント238ポイント  (42子コメント)

You obviously don't know who this billionaire is. If you did, you would know that she is without a doubt, a gold digging trophy wife. And he's exactly the type of wealthy douchebag that would marry for anything other than love.

I'm not saying this out of jealousy. The guy really is just a bad person. His name is Alki David. Google him. Just a quick summary. He founded a website that was initially used solely for bullying. He used to pay people to do malicious pranks on unsuspecting victims. He used his website, Battlecam, to host live streams of people committing suicide. It later came out that they were fake. But the viewers didn't know this at the time. Turns out he was trying to bring in traffic to his website using these horrible methods which thankfully, turned out to be fake. If anyone remembers the early days of Xbox Live, a prankster named DJ Keemstar? A pathetic guy who used to (and maybe still does) exploit kids for money using a variety of shady tactics. Well, DJ and Alki used to be good friends. Alki payed DJ to bring his audience over to Battlecam when the website was first introduced. DJ would constantly spam battlecam to his viewers. You're only as good as the company you keep.

He's a Greek-Nigerian billionaire who inherited his wealth from his family. Using his money for failed startup after failed startup. Never actually earned a single penny in his life. He lives in America and the UK but has no reason to be here, other than to use these countries as a playground....not caring at all about the lowly peasants whom he inconveniences on a daily basis.

[–]oldbean 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Where did the (inherited) money originally come from? I.e. Who is his daddy and what does he do.

[–]jpatton89 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

He's the majority shareholder for the second largest Coca Cola bottling company in the world, Coca Cola Hellenic.

[–]verik 45ポイント46ポイント  (10子コメント)

He's a Nigerian billionaire

He's a greek billionaire.

[–]jpatton89 38ポイント39ポイント  (6子コメント)

He was born in Nigeria, though. I updated my comment to be more clear.

[–]Maxsablosky 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

More importantly I am very friendly with a Nigerian Prince who is also friends with Alki… you see my problem is I need some help cashing this authentic check that this prince gave me. I can send you the check via USPS the only thing I ask you to do is to send just 10% back to me.

[–]Zach34 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, the name DJ Keemstar brings back some memories. Hard to believe a billionare had a business relationship with him, but he was the type of scumbag to make fun of his fans and then turn around and exploit them for cash.

[–]kelerian 88ポイント89ポイント  (3子コメント)

You can tell his wife is used

You could have stopped the sentence right there.

[–]iamaManBearPig 307ポイント308ポイント  (60子コメント)

IIRC this is the guy who ran a bunch of failed game tournaments years ago.

Considering hes crazy and a billionaire, im surprised hes not famous yet.

[–]TheStodo1 155ポイント156ポイント  (39子コメント)

Was he the one who livestreamed people doing crazy shit and tried to get on PKA or something?

[–]iamaManBearPig 99ポイント100ポイント  (30子コメント)

I dont remember any details. I just remember him running tournaments through his company that weren't popular and a bunch of CoD YouTubers hung out with him at one of his mansions.

[–]TheStodo1 83ポイント84ポイント  (28子コメント)

Yes! I remember the CoD youtubers were so excited and he thought he could tap into some weird market with them. I remember woody making a commentary about how it was inappropriate that he brought some dildo out or something on stream.

[–]T3canolis 124ポイント125ポイント  (23子コメント)

I was very into CoD Youtube back then and can confirm. The main reason his Call of Duty tournament failed was because during the lead up to it, he announced he would livestream a man's assisted suicide on the same site, and the CoD players didn't want that association I guess.

[–]TheStodo1 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same I watched them a lot. I remember that whole fiasco. Pretty sure some of the YouTubers who were a bit younger or "free-willed" didn't really give a fuck but everyone just kind of veered away from the guy.

[–]TheLastSparten 21ポイント22ポイント  (18子コメント)

But on the plus side, it lead to the #CoC, Call of the Community, tournament that was completely organised and ran by the community.

Edit: Well shit, we got xNasaOne and SmallBeans in the thread. Feels weird seeing the commentators I used to fanboy about using reddit like normal people.

[–]T3canolis 11ポイント12ポイント  (15子コメント)

Yeah, #CoC was definitely the highlight of the Call of Duty YouTube niche.

[–]Smallishbeans 38ポイント39ポイント  (14子コメント)

Competed in CoC. Can confirm was a fun tournament. I got a triple nade + sniper shot and fwiz and hutch went mental. The only time i've ever had twitter crash.

[–]T3canolis 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

SMALL BEANS?! Me-four-years-ago just shit his pants.

go on small beans

[–]HaveSomeSchwartz 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man I used to love your montages back in the day

[–]Nasafromnyc 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I won the #CoC tournament. Random I saw this comment.

[–]zgrove 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was called billionaire's bash iirc

[–]A_brand_new_me 33ポイント34ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yes he is. He was going to livestream a guy committing assisted suicide. He's a very fucked up and rich individual.

[–]proace360 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This guy sounds like Russ Hanneman

[–]Defcon1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This and the 3D Head "VR" hmd.

[–]nolbob 3292ポイント3293ポイント  (183子コメント)

That fart probably contained food particles worth more than my next paycheck

[–]Pretty_Cool_Guy77[S] 1034ポイント1035ポイント  (9子コメント)

What an amazing way to put it into perspective lmfao

[–]Cizzar 210ポイント211ポイント  (135子コメント)

I remember seeing a tv report about a restaurant for rich people that offers a meal with a really thin gold sheet on it and these people actually eat it ...

Edit : I get it, gold leaf is actually really cheap, but my 12 year old self was impressed nonetheless

[–]BoondockSaint296 120ポイント121ポイント  (52子コメント)

Some sushi places wrap their sushi in a layer of gold as well. When I got my first big job, I bought it for fun and the "I'll never do this again" aspect.

[–]moissiens 65ポイント66ポイント  (36子コメント)

Wouldn't it hurt your fillings, like aluminum would? I'm cringing just thinking about it.

[–]3226 232ポイント233ポイント  (9子コメント)

You'd be fine. The pain is from the different electronegativity values of the metals. You are essentially creating a mini battery in your mouth, with your saliva acting as the electrolyte.

Gold does have a different electronegativity to the metal of your fillings, but as it's so inert it won't actually form a galvanic cell in your mouth because the usual chemical byproducts won't form.

So no pain.

[–]insertwittyusename 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be even more technical, it has to do with the reduction potential rather than the electronegativity.

[–]daaangazone 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

So, out of curiosity, if your teeth were completely dried off, say using cotton, would foil not hurt fillings?

[–]SluttyTractor 32ポイント33ポイント  (15子コメント)

Google tells me, "Pure gold is chemically inert and passes through the human digestive system without being absorbed into the body."

And that stuff is so thin and delicate, it probably wouldn't cut anything.

[–]themagicbong 49ポイント50ポイント  (7子コメント)

It may pass through you, but he's asking if it would harm dental fillings.

[–]pangalaticgargler 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That isn't why he was asking. Aluminum foil if bitten down upon will shock you if you have fillings. He was wondering whether gold will give you a galvanic shock too.

[–]EricBilderberg 12ポイント13ポイント  (12子コメント)

how much was it? did it taste good?

[–]everfalling 58ポイント59ポイント  (15子コメント)

You can buy 20 sheets of 24 karat golf leaf for $12 on amazon. That's 60 cents per sheet. Gold leaf is unbelievably thin so even though it looks fancy it's really not much gold.

[–]Exist50 28ポイント29ポイント  (8子コメント)

A little bit of gold leaf is actually fairly cheap. I've considered making a cake covered in it for a special occasion.

[–]PriceZombie 31ポイント32ポイント  (3子コメント)

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[–]krider91 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

David Cross (Tobias from Arrested Development) has a stand up bit about this type of restaurant that is pretty funny.

[–]4wesomeForce 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here is the link for those of you who won't look it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVMcAO5TYzk

[–]RosDaddy876 2086ポイント2087ポイント  (62子コメント)

billionaire unamused by your pointless questions and fake smiles. have fart.

[–]manykarz 406ポイント407ポイント  (8子コメント)

You can tell the post-fart smile is real. And that his wife is totally used to that kind of childish behavior.

[–]DiCtAtIoNeR 41ポイント42ポイント  (7子コメント)

his wife seems like a real air head anyway

[–]lIlIlIlIlIlII 109ポイント110ポイント  (14子コメント)

You would have done it if you were in the 3 comma club

[–]waka_flocculonodular 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

He probably has a few cars with doors that go like |this|

[–]lodermoder 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

and \this/

but not -this-

[–]N8_Doge 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tres Comas! You know what that means? "Three commas" NO. Three commas.

[–]wallacebotanist 158ポイント159ポイント  (10子コメント)

I bet he farts in that fuck dolls mouth all the time

[–]TreePlusTree 138ポイント139ポイント  (5子コメント)

As fucking awful as this comment is, I really bet he does.

[–]uokaybruh 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd let him shit in my face if it meant I got a lot of money.

[–]ghatid 1236ポイント1237ポイント  (76子コメント)

He's got "Fuck you" money.

[–]AzurewynD 549ポイント550ポイント  (44子コメント)

[–]DCpride26 409ポイント410ポイント  (12子コメント)

John Goodman's voice is a gift from god.

[–]Tunadude 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

I never noticed how much Mike from Breaking Bad sounds sorta the same just less deep.

[–]ajustice83 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm imagining Pacha saying these in Groove now.

[–]_WarShrike_ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I could use his voice as a pick-me-up motivator every day of the week.

[–]KooKumar 37ポイント38ポイント  (7子コメント)

I may be in the minority here but I thought it was a pretty good movie.

[–]rayray52 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

For me the first thing that came in mind was the scene from "Promised Land" (Matt Damon flick about fracking) where Damon's character is in a bar trying to convince a couple of townies to take the money he is offering them so his energy company can perform fracking on their property. Can't find link though.

[–]murkloar 65ポイント66ポイント  (13子コメント)

In this video he types two credit card numbers using a computer keyboard. It might take a little work to figure out, but there's a billion dollars on the other end.

[–]Senojpd 14ポイント15ポイント  (7子コメント)

How could you figure it out? I'm assuming based on the sound?

[–]cypherreddit 37ポイント38ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yes, using decade old research

Researchers recover typed text using audio recording of keystrokes

http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2005/09/14_key.shtml

[–]zaxnyd 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

Text with grammatical structure is easier than numerical sequences.

[–]cypherreddit 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

certainly, but it is a 16 digit number with a a standard format for the first 4 digits and a built-in checksum. The expiration and the CVC would be a bigger problem, but really it is all just academic since there really isn't a billion dollars at the other end. and with the cost and effort needed to pull this off, it would be easier to get physical access to the cards, or more realistically, just steal the information from a normal person

[–]rajington 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

just to be clear, that microphone he farted into was his microphone. he owns FilmOn.

[–]TheLeagueOfShadows 539ポイント540ポイント  (13子コメント)

I love when he points to someone across from him,

"Did you hear that fart? Did you hear it?" so proud of himself.

[–]ZedHeadFred 379ポイント380ポイント  (11子コメント)

I thought he was pointing to the sound guy, because he would be the first one to hear it and it'd be loud as fuck in his headphones.

I wouldn't be able to contain my laughter if I was the one holding the boom.

[–]crewealexfan 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Classic guy humour

[–]kirualex 422ポイント423ポイント  (25子コメント)

The 1000 yards stare of his wife convey so much

[–]productivewinks 319ポイント320ポイント  (11子コメント)

I wonder what she sees in her billionaire husband.

[–]Frozgaar 142ポイント143ポイント  (4子コメント)

She obviously married him for his sense of humor.

[–]Last_Gigolo 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Money to pay for a "lawn boy" and pizza guy every day while he is on trips and signing shit we don't understand.

[–]PeanutRaisenMan 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

His wife's face was the best part...holy fuck...lol

[–]Zebra3000 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

She doesn't seem the type to not have this happen constantly, though.

[–]TheBaltimoron 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

She got her Botox that morning?

[–]spankyham 92ポイント93ポイント  (0子コメント)

just keep smiling, that's it girl, just keep smiling, he's worth a lot of money, think of the money... just... keep...smiling

[–]liarandathief 267ポイント268ポイント  (11子コメント)

Pro tip: you don't put your mouth on a microphone.

[–]PDAisAok 34ポイント35ポイント  (4子コメント)

He's also the 'genius' behind this.

3Dhead VR 'Oculus Killer'

and this.

FilmOn

[–]duckmadfish 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fuck thats hilariously cringey

[–]JimiAndJanis 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know, right? The California tops out at 196, not 200!

[–]LawyerTurtle 137ポイント138ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'd rather hear that guy fart into a microphone then listen to whatever fake interaction his wife and that reporter were going to have.

[–]holemilk 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

I mean, think about it. Who would be watching this clip right now without it? Farts > mindless banter about dresses

[–]TesticleMeElmo 465ポイント466ポイント  (48子コメント)

I usually have to watch Brazilian porn for that kind of fart action.

[–]ChrisIsGettingFit 23ポイント24ポイント  (17子コメント)

[–]TesticleMeElmo 44ポイント45ポイント  (0子コメント)

as if this isn't already the homepage on my internet browser.

[–]Libertyreign 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes reddit makes me sad inside.

This is not one of those times.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]goofballl 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

dont read the comments...

evan cogdillio (awesomedude825) 5 months ago
4:30 i cummed so hard

MarioWorld Wii 4 months ago
lol I think it was the sexyest one also!

[–]afailinghero 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hear they got some internet out Californee way...

[–]JPhantom95 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's a lot of porn

[–]Novuna 115ポイント116ポイント  (3子コメント)

He stares dead ahead into the camera while he's doing it. Definitely some kind of intimidation tactic I need to learn.

[–]iamadogand 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you just learned it.

[–]_mach 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's from the Jack Donaghy Series: How to Stare Down a Lion.

[–]samwyse 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

So this is what it's like to not only not give a fuck, but to know that you will never have to give a fuck.

[–]tbow2000 63ポイント64ポイント  (13子コメント)

We locked eyes.

[–]MarcusRivers 108ポイント109ポイント  (3子コメント)

I paused the video mere seconds before his beautiful fart was about to be expelled, staring longingly into his passionate eyes while summoning a fart of my own. Once I knew I had one cocked and loaded, I unpaused the video and we farted together, as one, in perfect unison, while continuing to stare into each other's eyes like lovers do, in the heat of orgasmic pleasure.

[–]Lunnes 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was beautiful

[–]notLOL 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's posts like these that make me sad that there is still illiteracy in the world.

[–]ITatAHC 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I am not going to put my mouth on that, that's disgusting!"

proceeds to put the mic up to her mouth

edit: that face http://i.imgur.com/C4ZE1sg.png

[–]RickStevensAndTheCat 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's some expensive natural gas.

[–]aeisenst 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

That man had a plan from the second the interview started. You could see it in his eyes.

[–]miksx 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounded like a muffled trumpet

[–]wiggleonious 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was going to be an accident then he just grabs the mic and looks into the camera and rips. 10/10

[–]Byllistic 73ポイント74ポイント  (19子コメント)

[–]pepe_le_poop 28ポイント29ポイント  (17子コメント)

...is there some sort of backstory to this?

[–]Floppydong78 127ポイント128ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yeah he was nude one day and took a selfie. It was amazing.

[–]pepe_le_poop 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the frontstory.

[–]tonterias 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

But did he farted that day?

[–]AlaWyrm 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

He probably almost poopded too.

[–]thisonehereone 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Had to dig deep, but there's gold in these thar hills.

[–]Hdmoney 31ポイント32ポイント  (4子コメント)

Not that I know of, but I mean what else would you expect from this guy? NSFW.

[–]the_leprechauns_anus 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's so rich he is trying to buy Ali G's persona.

[–]svengalus 51ポイント52ポイント  (4子コメント)

Admit it ladies, it's charming when a billionaire farts.

[–]tonterias 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm wet, and I am not even into guys

[–]Goldenoir 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

come back in the shower you

[–]ThatCuntOverThere 84ポイント85ポイント  (14子コメント)

His wife/gf/arm-warmer looks and sounds like the most vacant, vapid person I could possibly imagine.

"I'm a little bit chilly"

"That's ok"

Whaa???

[–]ruhbluhbluh 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Judging by the video of her pranking him while he sleeps, I think that is as far from the truth as you can get. She probably is like most people and sees through the bullshit of the interviewer and tried her hardest to stifle a laugh when he farted.

[–]mybaretibbers 62ポイント63ポイント  (8子コメント)

Not that I disagree that she's probably not someone I'd have dinner with...but you got all that from an empty, absent-minded platitude the likes of which are uttered by all kinds of people every day?

[–]americnleprchaun 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

whoa, last time I saw this guy he was defending Zyzz re; drug use.

We're all gonna make it bro

[–]christiantrp 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

I control+F'd for Zyzz.

There was a conspiracy theory that Zyzz isn't actually dead and it was all a big marketing scheme by Alki David, and Zyzz was in fact hiding at his place, get huge, leaving humanity behind, for the big reveal of a new product line...r-right g-guys.

I mean its p-possible..r-right?

pls respond

[–]Vide0dr0me 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can't buy class.

[–]cklester 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would be such a good billionaire. Won't someone give me the chance?

[–]tophmctoph 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup that was a video

[–]skiddzorz 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Alki I don't want to put my mouth on that now."

Not his first time hearing that.

[–]fraijj 49ポイント50ポイント  (17子コメント)

I hated that guy for most of that video based on looks and money envy alone... I guess hes pretty cool though.

[–]tjeffer886-stt 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

That guy has Zero Fucks money.

[–]kirualex 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just love how he doesn't break eye contact with the camera while farting. His way of saying "It's for you, America".

[–]palindromic 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ugh, this is the asshole that subjected LA to his ridiculously annoying cable TV 'channel' filmON, which basically is a live streaming bunch of neck beards saying and doing obnoxious shit to curry favor with Alki. It's such a train wreck of weirdness I actually watched it on and off for a while just to see how hard I could cringe.

[–]munch112000 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

The horror and plain stupid expressions on his trophy wife's face. That was awesome.

[–]nonconformist3 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know who did it first, don't you? https://youtu.be/opiMvgp5Efo

[–]OneThinDime 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

YOU JUST WISH YOU HAD A FATTIES FART 2 FRANCHISE

[–]TanFlo1997 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would like 1% of his money to fart on the mic.