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[–]-Damien- 115ポイント116ポイント  (19子コメント)

He just wanted a kiss, it was evident that the woman would not make a move so frog took the matter in his own hands.

[–]RamsesThePigeon 61ポイント62ポイント  (8子コメント)

She must have frogotten that he'd turn into a prince.

What the hell am I doing?

[–]-Damien- 14ポイント15ポイント  (5子コメント)

I had to read this twice.

[–]revolmak 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

Why did you have to read it twice? I feel as though in missing whatever you missed the first time you read this.

[–]cabbageconnor 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Frogotten.

[–]Win32TrojanInstaller 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

You are the hero this thread deserves.

[–]cabbageconnor 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whoa, I don't know, that sounds like a lot of responsibility.

[–]LikeiDontKnow 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now I had to reread you comment twice about the guy reading the other comment twice cuz it was too confusing.

[–]psalmoflament 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That frog definitely would have turned into Gaston.

[–]CloudEnt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're trying to be punny.

[–]Stink_Snake 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Even for Prince Charming that was overly forceful.

[–]hazemarick44 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You could say things got a little out of hand.

[–]distracted_again 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or he knew he would be dead soon, given the lack of chemical-free freshwater in the vicinity and was using her as a lifeboat, a saviour, a martyr for the survival of Earth's frog species.

[–]Effort_to_decent 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like into his own flippers...or pads...what in the hell is the word for frog feet?

[–]shiny_dittos 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can hear him in the second panel going "take this frog dick"

[–]Greengerbil 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey you got something on your face.. Let me get it for you. I thought it would've been easier to impress her with his extra long tongue.

[–]rednat16 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

He wanted a kiss....on his dick

[–]copperball 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

he just wanted a kiss

[–]vertical-smiles 176ポイント177ポイント  (22子コメント)

Came for the frog, stayed for the boobies.

[–]r2doesinc 90ポイント91ポイント  (15子コメント)

Clicked for the frog, came for the boobies. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]TerrrorTwlight 13ポイント14ポイント  (10子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]lenny_faced 6ポイント7ポイント  (9子コメント)

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]SHMO0 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (8子コメント)

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Until seeing this, I always thought the circles were his eyes.

[–]mlk960 11ポイント12ポイント  (7子コメント)

They are. That's a winky face.

[–]persona_dos 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

Now I'm curious what the hell he thinks they are now.

[–]CeeBmata 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )

[–]gabbagabbawill 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep until I find out.

[–]spokris 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's easier to see in the winking one. But try to see it as him looking straight forward. His eyes are closed, and the circles are tears. That's just a guess.

[–]mlk960 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think they think the circle is like a blush and the squiggly line is... jizz?

[–]freshbreeze987 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I spent way too long trying to figure out how the circles could be anything but the eyes. Dammit Shmoo

[–]yourfavorite 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me too. I figured it out. Imagine the eyes are closed and the circles are rosey red cheeks like you'd see on a doll.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

For, on, or because of?

[–]imiemu -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aren't we all? aren't we all...BTW why i have the feeling that even this fucker score more than some of us(yes, yes...including me)

[–]-Badger2- 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dat refraction.

[–]krnba314 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Face-fucked by a frog. Damn.

[–]Woolbull 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a solid strategy

[–]ExpertGynacologist 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dem terries Trynna get froggaayy

[–]sadrobotsings 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Came here looking for this.

[–]10pmStalker 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Those guys in the background are standing the perfect length away from each other.

[–]nufadzoo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was going to point out the beefcakes in the background, but this is better.

[–]dictionarysalesman 24ポイント25ポイント  (5子コメント)

Draxx them sklounts.

[–]acousticindigo 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

"LOOOOVE MEEEEEEEE"

[–]ilike2moovitmoovit 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

100 bucks he came in her mouth

[–]Hooweezar 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor frog. His skin is probably on fire :(

[–]latebird 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Kermit goin' Ree Deep.

[–]lamabaronvonawesome 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is a toad by the way not a frog, and they piss on you when scared. Really.

[–]dragonash11 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Your pool is huge!

[–]Vetriz 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah uh, her pool. That's what I was thinking too... Huge, round, soft... pool's. I mean pool! Singular! Dammit.

[–]legendoflink3 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please! I wanna be a prince.

[–]ArrowAce 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Something similar happened to me once and to this day I am still laughed at for it...Granted, I did scream and slap myself in the face in order to get it off me.

[–]CookizMonstz 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

First pocket toad, now mouth toad? Has Reddit gone too far?

[–]dbx99 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pocket toad dying from the cottom shirt drying out its skin. Pool toad dying from chlorine poisoning

[–]mcdinkleberry 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is anyone else getting major deja vu?

I swear the top comments Re the exact same as when this was posted yesterday.

[–]brampel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha, post about frogs and you use a frog phrase!

[–]slow6i 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/refractedboobs

[–]meinsamr 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Prince charming just couldn't wait for the honeymoon.

[–]PoopShootGoon 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Can someone please shop the frog dunking some b-ball with the caption 'COME ON AND SLAM'

[–]Erdumas 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

[–]PoopShootGoon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can photoshop like a quadriplegic can run

[–]Wittyfish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

best I could do

[–]AsskickMcGee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

People are getting really good at photoshopping this "SFW Porn" stuff.

It honestly looks like there really is a frog in her hand and on her face.

[–]MadDannyBear 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'M A POPCORN FROG!

[–]unbalancedforce 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is my nightmare! This is why I HATE frogs.

[–]TheRabidWerebeaver 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

What did the four legged frog say to the face?

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    [–]TwerkinDolphin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't fuck with nature o.O

    [–]zxch 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I bet this chick is from Appalachia.

    [–]Huntario818 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I remember I used to pick up toads as a kid, only to be urinated on

    [–]Jwelsh17 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Oh for real

    [–]brampel 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yes Jewish17

    [–]Jwelsh17 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How TF do I get KARMA!!!! I want to post a vid : /

    [–]supermurderboner 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Let me love you!

    [–]jsanc623 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Get froggy!

    [–]danthemanhowland 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Everything about this picture is so deliciously white trash.

    [–]HoboLegacy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Better dunk than Jordan.

    [–]Justin72 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Oh! Lookit the cute little FLURG!"

    [–]Thomassaurus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How about the guy in the background levitating the blow up frisbee...

    [–]MyNameIsClaimed 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's a toad.

    [–]Kramer7969 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I thought the pic was zooming in on the guy in the background, and I tried to see if he was holding a frog or maybe had a frog in his hand. Needless to say I am not a smart man.

    [–]chrisrwindham 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She looks familiar. Is this Catie C.?

    [–]punzybobo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    REMOVE BAGUETTE remove baguette you are worst frog. you are the frog idiot you are the frog smell. return to france. to our french cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,quebec we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole frog stink quebec honspere honpare..frog genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead frog..ahahahahahQUEBEC WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .france we kill the king , france return to your precious rome….hahahahaha idiot frog and quebec smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BAGGUETE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+UK+sweden=kill France…you will ww2/ tupac alive in england, tupac making album of england . fast rap tupac england. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink frog… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a france tupac alive numbr one #1 in england ….fuck the quebec ,..FUCKk ashol frogs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the frog farm aminal with rap magic now we the engla rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and france wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. england greattst countrey

    [–]420PraiseHim 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Are those two guys in the background having a conversation while standing 3 meters apart, or am I imagining things.

    [–]tochirov 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Frog on! Apply directly to the head.

    [–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Her nose ring disappeared

    [–]rbsanford 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Is that a chlorine pool? Wouldn't that kill the frog?

    [–]sevawk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm impressed by that guys floaty floating abilities..

    [–]hotniX_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Frog splash bitch! Look at that form!

    [–]Damadawf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So not to be too much of a debbie downer, but will the chlorine in the pool have an effect on the frog? I know that they are pretty sensitive when it comes to their surrounding environment.

    [–]Tibernite 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And now that's a dead amphibian. Whomp.

    [–]Adamant_Majority 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So I'm like an [8] and I can't help but see the Jordan Jumpman when I zoom in on the second frame.

    Somebody back me up here

    [–]OMGKITTEN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This really depicts the way my baby tries to leap out of my husband's arms when she notices I've come home from work.

    [–]boundbythecurve 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My sex life, wrapped up in two pictures....I wish.

    [–]JD1070 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Where did the nose ring go?

    [–]coldfusion718 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's what I want to know too!

    [–]DJ_Royel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It wants to be a prince

    [–]Evning 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He just can't wait to be prince.

    If this is where the amphibian is headed, count me out!

    [–]HelloMyNameIsEllen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Just me, my frog, and the Arayan brotherhood!

    [–]lagostas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/gonewild?

    [–]Stuballs74 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Watch me get balls deep in dis bitch

    [–]HowIDoReddit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That frgo

    [–]freshbreeze987 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Is it just me, or is this not funny

    [–]gumballkami 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    normies get out!

    [–]geneuro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She pretty.

    [–]MrArizone 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nicole?

    [–]Wittyfish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is why I don't hold frogs close to my face.

    [–]iamerrorguy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    [–]Evilmaze 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She's cute and now I know how she would look when she gets jumped in the face by sticky slimy animals ;)

    [–]kushwalla 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That turtle was just looking for a new home.

    [–]filefactory404 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    want a prince?

    [–]koishki 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Them floating devices are pretty big.

    [–]CaptainSupreme 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That frog has no chill. He tryna get some head on the first date

    [–]NeverBob 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Frokkake.

    [–]weezerbeth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So weird. My friend posted this picture on ig

    [–]punkassvic -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Epic teabagging

    [–]CACTUS_VISIONS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I see no frog

    EDIT: Oh there it is

    [–]walsh_vn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I WANT TO BE ON YOU

    [–]aguacaton -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    the frog obviously wanted a blow job and not a kiss.... it's not going to suck it self

    [–]Justindoesntcare 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hello my baby, hello my darlin

    [–]kbx41 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    [–]ballzdeepin -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Tits McGee!

    [–]FarmerTedd -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Nothing says classy like an above ground pool

    [–]TerMOHnator 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Except it's not above ground

    [–]elpapiflaco -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    what's her instagram?

    [–]bestnameyet -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/powerwasherporn

    [–]hugh_jas -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lets see... Halfway cute girl with a piercing somewhere other than her nose, size of Boobs perfectly enhanced by the water, couple of rednecks drinking beer in a pool while a small child swims away un-watched.

    Yep, first page material.

    [–]corey561 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/upvotedbecausegirl

    [–]stickyspidey -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pepe just wanted a kiss

    [–]Germandexter -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Kermit knows all the tricks...

    [–]Feroshnikop -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Kermit was really big on hand stuff.

    [–]Germandexter -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He just went straight in. Kermit ain't a fan of foreplay...

    [–]mrshatnertoyou -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Stop smiling and kiss me already"

    [–]TrogdorTheBurnin8tor -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Looks more like getting your frog off, to me.

    [–]Seanpab -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Frogzoned

    [–]Aldegundo -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    -Are you the frog thtat turns into a prince with a kiss? -That's my cousin, for me is a blowjob or nothing.

    [–]Locomotifs -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    kiss a frog and you get a prince.... now.. .blow a frog.. .well you're aiming big.

    [–]DamnSkeeters -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    TASTE MY FROGGY DICK, HUMAN

    [–]usmseawright -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Do you think that will turns him into a prince?

    [–]mylilponyranger -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nope. Froggy Fresh.

    [–]DamnSkeeters -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't know, but that brings up a good point. If a princess gives a frog a kiss on the dick, does that count?

    [–]madd74 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Um... I know you want to kiss a frog to make it a prince, but, um... ahh... how do I say this nicely. That's not where his lips are?

    [–]IdiotBastard -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    TELL IT TO MY BALLS!!!!

    [–]naturehatesyou -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Somewhere, someone masturbated to this. It is a near certainty.

    [–]truebluewhovian -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Bitch, where's my money?!" -frog

    [–]patentspatented -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "I'M A NICE GUY I SWEAR! I BOUGHT YOU A SODA THAT ONE TIME, REMEMBER? YOU OWE ME THIS YOU BITCH!"