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Mischievous Roomba this morning... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]TheSickFuck 270ポイント271ポイント  (2子コメント)

"I'm a mummy lol" -Roomba

[–]mbrw12 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

2spooky4me

[–]Retr0id 70ポイント71ポイント  (6子コメント)

DJ ROOMBAAAA

[–]5O0littleqs 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why isn't every roomba a DJ Roomba?

[–]Sylvester_Scott 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Baby, how many tines does I has to tell you to come over here? Now who do you love?"

"DJ Roomba."

"Now gimme a kiss."

BuzzzZZzzzZZZZZZzzz!!

[–]Goldendome88 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

DJ roomba tearin it up!!

[–]princess_kushlestia 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awww, Jerry! He was like a son to me!

[–]BNLforever 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That gangsta that gangsta

[–]J1ffyLub3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you spin my frame right round right round...

[–]dontbthatguy 57ポイント58ポイント  (9子コメント)

I love how innocently they look up at you after knowing they were bad.

I mean how long can you stay mad at that face!?

[–]Sirisian 24ポイント25ポイント  (5子コメント)

"Don't look at me like that. Go to your charger." presses home "Not that direction... whatever you'll figure it out."

[–]Theory5 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

[ends up under couch with no charge]

[–]ZackDaFair 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

Mine ends up locking itself in the bathroom. The first time it happened I thought someone was in the restroom so I held my shit for half an hour until I barged in on the the little fecker.

[–]Theory5 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

No matter how well you train them, they always seem to think the toilet is a fucking water fountain...

But you need to elaborate on how the roomba ended up shutting itself into the bathroom.

[–]ZackDaFair 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

The door is open when it enters, then it shuffles around the room and pushes the door shut, thus sealing its fate.

[–]xeroxgirl 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, my dog does that too.

[–]magmasafe 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

I put googly eyes on mine.

[–]newfoundslander 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

me too! We named him Ralph. It's kinda fun when we come home at the end of the day and say 'uh oh, ralph's not on his charger' and then go on a hunt for him. He's like a puppy.

[–]magmasafe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I named mine Puck. So I can say "ohh fuck, here comes Puck!"

[–]Felix_Cortez 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shhhhh, it's nesting.

[–]morsoever 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

I had the Romba set on a daily timer to clean while I was at work. Then one day my dog got sick and took a huge semi-solid shit in the middle of the room. The Romba ran over it and it got all stuck in the brushes. Romba didn't give a fuck though, just kept going, leaving a hearty streak of shit behind it as it made its way across every square inch of the floor. It took hours to clean up, and I don't let the Romba run by itself anymore.

[–]doctechnical 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Must have impressed the hell out of the pooch. "Jesus, I just rub my ass on the carpet a little, look at THIS son-of-a-bitch lay down a streak!"

[–]IFilterYourInternets 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Same story every roomba thread

[–]AppleBerryPoo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's because it's a common plight 'o roomba

[–]pozufuma 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

And here we see the majestic roomba after completing its nest.

[–]doctechnical 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Mistakes were made."

[–]Sylvester_Scott 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

When scientist started installing cat brains into vacuum robots, I said this would happen, but nobody believed me.

[–]Dimzorz 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

You need to neuter it so that it will calm down some.

[–]Theory5 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

People, please! Spay and Neuter your roombas!

[–]doctechnical 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing worse then walking down the streets early in the morning seeing feral packs of Roombas cleaning up everything in sight.

[–]G_Daddy2014 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

/r/roombashaming

[–]TheKakuzato 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Please be a thing. Please be a thing."

clicks

"NOOOOO it's not a thing."

[–]G_Daddy2014 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Let's make it happen.

[–]TheKakuzato 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

If only I had a roomba to shame. =/

[–]SockMonkey1128 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Need to take a picture like the pet shaming.

[–]midianite 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's becoming defiant... Better kill it before it starts the Roomba revolution.

[–]SpilikinOfDoom 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's becoming defiant... Better kill it before it starts the Roomba revolution.

FTFY: Roombalution

[–]WillOnlyGoUp 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's nesting. Can I have one of the babies? I have space in my home, good power supply. Will be well cared for.

[–]BentWookee 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Roomba: "3PO! I need you to shut down all the toilet paper dispensers on the main living level!"

[–]JimmyRUDEjam 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Robots are really coming into their own, that guy is badass.

[–]ohiosigh 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's just trying to increase the floor area it covers on each pass!

[–]smallof2pieces 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look at its face. It knows what it did.

[–]Allegiance10 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want a roomba just so I can have my own DJ Roomba.

[–]xPh1l25x 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

They are becoming aware ...

[–]doctechnical 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

...and potty training themselves.

[shudder]

[–]beerdude26 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hello, Dave.

[–]Toshiba1point0 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

and yet people are unconcerned about driverless cars....

[–]Kiserai 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Have seen human drivers. I'll take my chances.

[–]Toshiba1point0 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You do make a good point

[–]Bucky_Barnes2 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

that damn dog is trying to place blame!

[–]TheTerranMan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just in time for the Stephen Hawking AMA.

[–]comrademikel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You've gotta yell at it and rub its face.... Brushes? In it. Let it know who's boss!

[–]nksnoss 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

DJ Roomba just got done taking a monster shit, he went to wipe but the toilet paper get sucked straight up his ass. He comes to you for help. Then you laugh.

Oh the shame DJ Roomba.

THE SHAME!

[–]Tastemyrainbow8846 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I thought I heard you say shit was going to hit the fan so I brought out some toilet paper"

[–]Kzman1212 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bad roomba bad get in the dock

[–]Sinonyx1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

there's toilet paper everywhere!.. lets find the culprit.

scruffy, was it you scruffy? no? alriight

romba? romba look at me, did you do this?

whirs sadly

[–]FreshPrince514 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are roombas like the cats of the appliance world?

[–]ComedyComedy711 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

First come Mischevious Roombas. Next come Terminators. Buckle Up.

[–]Badmathteacher 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Help me cat friend". @selfawareroomba

[–]inku_inku 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"ooohhhh youuu"

[–]cloud4197 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your Roomba has reached a low point in it's life

[–]Undesired_Username 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Floor is clean

[–]Bladelink 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have that exact roomba, and it is fucking awesome.

[–]biggmclargehuge 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

New mop upgrade

[–]MethodH22 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

\r\shittyrobots

[–]sportscoverage 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

looks robot

[–]J1ffyLub3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

its what happens when you dont take your roomba out for some exercise

[–]Trueno07 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This week has been all "Oh let's ask Steven Hawking about drones taking over the world" and "Look at these drones flying an obstacle course" then there's... Well, this roomba...

[–]el0_0le 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The cat did it.

[–]Slothkitty 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Programmed by a cat

[–]PROOFxx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scared dog face

[–]KarockGrok 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your Roomba is nesting.

Leave it be. Soon you will be blessed with a litter of Roomba kittens.

[–]scottyb83 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You were supposed to clean the floor now dirty it!!

[–]FatQuack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"My robot got into the toilet paper this morning ..."

"Yes, it's so cute when they do that!'

[–]Michi01 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone must have turned on the cat simulator settings.

[–]rackik 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Further proof that Roombas are cats.

[–]GreasyMechanic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Lol i think i got it all"

[–]the_weather_man_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

why was your tp hanging so low in the first place?

[–]ILOVESWISSCHALET 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

THIS IS THE FACE OF THE AI REVOLUTION

[–]godwins_law_34 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You better watch out. I hear they are protective when nesting.

[–]-QuestionMark- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, you!

[–]xjxbx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

my roomba once ate a whole aux cord. All the friends that I accused of stealing it did not think it was funny.

[–]kevin907 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really hope this doesn't start a "Roomba shaming" fad.

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    [–]ccgeogeek 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Less autocorrect pls.

    [–]Notorious_Mo3 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Rich prick.

    [–]dranani 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    because he has a Roomba? They're like $200 lol

    [–]alextrebekismyhomie 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yea they're only slightly more expensive than a regular vacuum

    [–]dhicock 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No! His floors are wood. Wood. Like what you see in mansions.

    Not only that, those stools match which means he bought them instead of finding them on Craigslist.

    And that TP is the good shit. Like $6 per pack. Rich motherfucker.

    /s