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[–]amberchristine 590ポイント591ポイント  (53子コメント)

You can tell his wife is used to it but so embarrassed at the same time

[–]fkinusername 455ポイント456ポイント  (28子コメント)

Dude, she's regularly licking that asshole to get next to that pile of cash.

[–]MiamiFootball 286ポイント287ポイント  (23子コメント)

maybe she was there to support him, working two jobs, while he was studying through billionaire school and now that he's successful, they can enjoy their fruits as equal partners.

[–]fkinusername 256ポイント257ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm sure that's it.

[–]MasterOfEconomics 110ポイント111ポイント  (8子コメント)

It's just a coincidence she's younger and fucking hot.

[–]Rhamni 60ポイント61ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cudos to the guy for staying with a wee child for the early parts of their relationship.

[–]MoocowR 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stop being so jelly Wendy.

[–]jpatton89 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

You obviously don't know who this billionaire is. If you did, you would know that she is without a doubt, a gold digging trophy wife. And he's exactly the type of wealthy douchebag that would marry for anything other than love.

I'm not saying this out of jealousy. The guy really is just a bad person. His name is Alki David. Google him. Just a quick summary. He founded a website that was initially used solely for bullying. He used to pay people to do malicious pranks on unsuspecting victims. He used his website, Battlecam, to host live streams of people committing suicide. It later came out that they were fake. But the viewers didn't know this at the time. Turns out he was trying to bring in traffic to his website using these horrible methods which thankfully, turned out to be fake. If anyone remembers the early days of Xbox Live, a prankster named DJ Keemstar? A pathetic guy who used to (and maybe still does) exploit kids for money using a variety of shady tactics. Well, DJ and Alki used to be good friends. Streaming on Battlecam together. And you're only as good as the company you keep.

He's a Greek-Nigerian billionaire who inherited his wealth from his family. Using his money for failed startup after failed startup. Never actually earned a single penny in his life. He lives in America and the UK but has no reason to be here, other than to use these countries as a playground....not caring at all about the lowly peasants that he inconveniences on a daily basis.

[–]kelerian 44ポイント45ポイント  (2子コメント)

You can tell his wife is used

You could have stopped the sentence right there.

[–]sexgott 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Doesn’t matter if she’s well maintained, to stay true to the objectification. And it looks like she is.

[–]nolbob 2110ポイント2111ポイント  (123子コメント)

That fart probably contained food particles worth more than my next paycheck

[–]Pretty_Cool_Guy77[S] 592ポイント593ポイント  (5子コメント)

What an amazing way to put it into perspective lmfao

[–]Cizzar 103ポイント104ポイント  (99子コメント)

I remember seeing a tv report about a restaurant for rich people that offers a meal with a really thin gold sheet on it and these people actualy eat it ...

Edit : I get it, gold leaf is really cheap actually, but my 12 year old self was impressed nonetheless

[–]BoondockSaint296 55ポイント56ポイント  (36子コメント)

Some sushi places wrap their sushi in a layer of gold as well. When I got my first big job, I bought it for fun and the "I'll never do this again" aspect.

[–]moissiens 23ポイント24ポイント  (24子コメント)

Wouldn't it hurt your fillings, like aluminum would? I'm cringing just thinking about it.

[–]3226 43ポイント44ポイント  (4子コメント)

You'd be fine. The pain is from the different electronegativity values of the metals. You are essentially creating a mini battery in your mouth, with your saliva acting as the electrolyte.

Gold does have a different electronegativity to the metal of your fillings, but as it's so inert it won't actually form a galvanic cell in your mouth because the usual chemical byproducts won't form.

So no pain.

[–]daaangazone 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, out of curiosity, if your teeth were completely dried off, say using cotton, would foil not hurt fillings?

[–]SluttyTractor 15ポイント16ポイント  (10子コメント)

Google tells me, "Pure gold is chemically inert and passes through the human digestive system without being absorbed into the body."

And that stuff is so thin and delicate, it probably wouldn't cut anything.

[–]themagicbong 29ポイント30ポイント  (5子コメント)

It may pass through you, but he's asking if it would harm dental fillings.

[–]pangalaticgargler 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That isn't why he was asking. Aluminum foil if bitten down upon will shock you if you have fillings. He was wondering whether gold will give you a galvanic shock too.

[–]everfalling 24ポイント25ポイント  (8子コメント)

You can buy 20 sheets of 24 karat golf leaf for $12 on amazon. That's 60 cents per sheet. Gold leaf is unbelievably thin so even though it looks fancy it's really not much gold.

[–]spellfencer 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

But can you smoke it?

[–]CaptainJingles 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]spellfencer 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I thought that was made specifically for smoking? I just wonder if maybe there is some sort of weird additive or anything normal leaf gold has in it that would make smoking it unsafe.

[–]Exist50 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

A little bit of gold leaf is actually fairly cheap. I've considered making a cake covered in it for a special occasion.

[–]PriceZombie 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]krider91 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

David Cross (Tobias from Arrested Development) has a stand up bit about this type of restaurant that is pretty funny.

[–]4wesomeForce 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here is the link for those of you who won't look it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVMcAO5TYzk

[–]RosDaddy876 1208ポイント1209ポイント  (30子コメント)

billionaire unamused by your pointless questions and fake smiles. have fart.

[–]manykarz 147ポイント148ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can tell the post-fart smile is real. And that his wife is totally used to that kind of childish behavior.

[–]wallacebotanist 42ポイント43ポイント  (5子コメント)

I bet he farts in that fuck dolls mouth all the time

[–]TreePlusTree 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

As fucking awful as this comment is, I really bet he does.

[–]ghatid 752ポイント753ポイント  (54子コメント)

He's got "Fuck you" money.

[–]AzurewynD 294ポイント295ポイント  (30子コメント)

[–]DCpride26 198ポイント199ポイント  (6子コメント)

John Goodman's voice is a gift from god.

[–]ajustice83 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm imagining Pacha saying these in Groove now.

[–]_WarShrike_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I could use his voice as a pick-me-up motivator every day of the week.

[–]Tunadude 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I never noticed how much Mike from Breaking Bad sounds sorta the same just less deep.

[–]KooKumar 24ポイント25ポイント  (6子コメント)

I may be in the minority here but I thought it was a pretty good movie.

[–]rayray52 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

For me the first thing that came in mind was the scene from "Promised Land" (Matt Damon flick about fracking) where Damon's character is in a bar trying to convince a couple of townies to take the money he is offering them so his energy company can perform fracking on their property. Can't find link though.

[–]Chubbstock 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I liked The Gambler :(

[–]murkloar 42ポイント43ポイント  (9子コメント)

In this video he types two credit card numbers using a computer keyboard. It might take a little work to figure out, but there's a billion dollars on the other end.

[–]Senojpd 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

How could you figure it out? I'm assuming based on the sound?

[–]cypherreddit 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yes, using decade old research

Researchers recover typed text using audio recording of keystrokes

http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2005/09/14_key.shtml

[–]zaxnyd 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Text with grammatical structure is easier than numerical sequences.

[–]cypherreddit 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

certainly, but it is a 16 digit number with a a standard format for the first 4 digits and a built-in checksum. The expiration and the CVC would be a bigger problem, but really it is all just academic since there really isn't a billion dollars at the other end. and with the cost and effort needed to pull this off, it would be easier to get physical access to the cards, or more realistically, just steal the information from a normal person

[–]kevzilla22 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's got "Fart you" money.

[–]kirualex 240ポイント241ポイント  (18子コメント)

The 1000 yards stare of his wife convey so much

[–]productivewinks 167ポイント168ポイント  (10子コメント)

I wonder what she sees in her billionaire husband.

[–]Last_Gigolo 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Money to pay for a "lawn boy" and pizza guy every day while he is on trips and signing shit we don't understand.

[–]PeanutRaisenMan 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

His wife's face was the best part...holy fuck...lol

[–]TheBaltimoron 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

She got her Botox that morning?

[–]miketheblade 44ポイント45ポイント  (3子コメント)

He is probably bored of her and regrets marrying her.

[–]shithandle 48ポイント49ポイント  (2子コメント)

Its amazing how you can tell all this much from a short video of someone farting.

[–]RetroAcorn 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's like redditors love to make fun of people to make them feel better about themselves, it's sad really.

[–]Zebra3000 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

She doesn't seem the type to not have this happen constantly, though.

[–]iamaManBearPig 114ポイント115ポイント  (23子コメント)

IIRC this is the guy who ran a bunch of failed game tournaments years ago.

Considering hes crazy and a billionaire, im surprised hes not famous yet.

[–]TheStodo1 52ポイント53ポイント  (16子コメント)

Was he the one who livestreamed people doing crazy shit and tried to get on PKA or something?

[–]iamaManBearPig 38ポイント39ポイント  (11子コメント)

I dont remember any details. I just remember him running tournaments through his company that weren't popular and a bunch of CoD YouTubers hung out with him at one of his mansions.

[–]TheStodo1 35ポイント36ポイント  (9子コメント)

Yes! I remember the CoD youtubers were so excited and he thought he could tap into some weird market with them. I remember woody making a commentary about how it was inappropriate that he brought some dildo out or something on stream.

[–]T3canolis 54ポイント55ポイント  (7子コメント)

I was very into CoD Youtube back then and can confirm. The main reason his Call of Duty tournament failed was because during the lead up to it, he announced he would livestream a man's assisted suicide on the same site, and the CoD players didn't want that association I guess.

[–]TheStodo1 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same I watched them a lot. I remember that whole fiasco. Pretty sure some of the YouTubers who were a bit younger or "free-willed" didn't really give a fuck but everyone just kind of veered away from the guy.

[–]TheLastSparten 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

But on the plus side, it lead to the #CoC, Call of the Community, tournament that was completely organised and ran by the community.

[–]T3canolis 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah, #CoC was definitely the highlight of the Call of Duty YouTube niche.

[–]Smallishbeans 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

Competed in CoC. Can confirm was a fun tournament. I got a triple nade + sniper shot and fwiz and hutch went mental. The only time i've ever had twitter crash.

[–]T3canolis 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

SMALL BEANS?! Me-four-years-ago just shit his pants.

go on small beans

[–]zgrove 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was called billionaire's bash iirc

[–]A_brand_new_me 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes he is. He was going to livestream a guy committing assisted suicide. He's a very fucked up and rich individual.

[–]Defcon1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This and the 3D Head "VR" hmd.

[–]TheLeagueOfShadows 293ポイント294ポイント  (6子コメント)

I love when he points to someone across from him,

"Did you hear that fart? Did you hear it?" so proud of himself.

[–]ZedHeadFred 197ポイント198ポイント  (4子コメント)

I thought he was pointing to the sound guy, because he would be the first one to hear it and it'd be loud as fuck in his headphones.

I wouldn't be able to contain my laughter if I was the one holding the boom.

[–]TesticleMeElmo 314ポイント315ポイント  (21子コメント)

I usually have to watch Brazilian porn for that kind of fart action.

[–]JPhantom95 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's a lot of porn

[–]ChrisIsGettingFit 12ポイント13ポイント  (7子コメント)

[–]TesticleMeElmo 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

as if this isn't already the homepage on my internet browser.

[–]Libertyreign 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes reddit makes me sad inside.

This is not one of those times.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]afailinghero 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hear they got some internet out Californee way...

[–]liarandathief 163ポイント164ポイント  (9子コメント)

Pro tip: you don't put your mouth on a microphone.

[–]oomio10 59ポイント60ポイント  (3子コメント)

perhaps she meant his ass?

[–]Dev__ 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

A more professional tip: don't put your mouth near something someone just farted on either.

[–]ShittingVomit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Big reason why you can't return microphones to retailers like guitar center.

[–]LawyerTurtle 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'd rather hear that guy fart into a microphone then listen to whatever fake interaction his wife and that reporter were going to have.

[–]spankyham 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

just keep smiling, that's it girl, just keep smiling, he's worth a lot of money, think of the money... just... keep...smiling

[–]tbow2000 38ポイント39ポイント  (8子コメント)

We locked eyes.

[–]MarcusRivers 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

I paused the video mere seconds before his beautiful fart was about to be expelled, staring longingly into his passionate eyes while summoning a fart of my own. Once I knew I had one cocked and loaded, I unpaused the video and we farted together, as one, in perfect unison, while continuing to stare into each other's eyes like lovers do, in the heat of orgasmic pleasure.

[–]ITatAHC 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I am not going to put my mouth on that, that's disgusting!"

proceeds to put the mic up to her mouth

edit: that face http://i.imgur.com/C4ZE1sg.png

[–]Novuna 46ポイント47ポイント  (3子コメント)

He stares dead ahead into the camera while he's doing it. Definitely some kind of intimidation tactic I need to learn.

[–]iamadogand 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you just learned it.

[–]_mach 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's from the Jack Donaghy Series: How to Stare Down a Lion.

[–]samwyse 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

So this is what it's like to not only not give a fuck, but to know that you will never have to give a fuck.

[–]svengalus 35ポイント36ポイント  (3子コメント)

Admit it ladies, it's charming when a billionaire farts.

[–]RickStevensAndTheCat 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's some expensive natural gas.

[–]miksx 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounded like a muffled trumpet

[–]PDAisAok 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's also the 'genius' behind this.

3Dhead VR 'Oculus Killer'

and this.

FilmOn

[–]duckmadfish 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck thats hilariously cringey

[–]Byllistic 50ポイント51ポイント  (17子コメント)

[–]pepe_le_poop 20ポイント21ポイント  (15子コメント)

...is there some sort of backstory to this?

[–]Floppydong78 83ポイント84ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yeah he was nude one day and took a selfie. It was amazing.

[–]pepe_le_poop 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the frontstory.

[–]tonterias 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

But did he farted that day?

[–]AlaWyrm 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

He probably almost poopded too.

[–]thisonehereone 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Had to dig deep, but there's gold in these thar hills.

[–]Hdmoney 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not that I know of, but I mean what else would you expect from this guy? NSFW.

[–]emuparty 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

The Mona Lisa in the background is what does it for me.

[–]the_leprechauns_anus 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's so rich he is trying to buy Ali G's persona.

[–]conman16x 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude tucked his junk between his legs and took a pic.

[–]disappearingboy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that actually the same dude?

[–]Wildman818 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

ill never not laugh at a fart

[–]ThatCuntOverThere 26ポイント27ポイント  (11子コメント)

His wife/gf/arm-warmer looks and sounds like the most vacant, vapid person I could possibly imagine.

"I'm a little bit chilly"

"That's ok"

Whaa???

[–]mybaretibbers 19ポイント20ポイント  (7子コメント)

Not that I disagree that she's probably not someone I'd have dinner with...but you got all that from an empty, absent-minded platitude the likes of which are uttered by all kinds of people every day?

[–]Protectpoultry 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sorta dated a beautiful girl once. She was, to put it simply, like an ornate vase. Really, really good to look at, but just nothing on the inside.

[–]palindromic 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugh, this is the asshole that subjected LA to his ridiculously annoying cable TV 'channel' filmON, which basically is a live streaming bunch of neck beards saying and doing obnoxious shit to curry favor with Alki. It's such a train wreck of weirdness I actually watched it on and off for a while just to see how hard I could cringe.

[–]fraijj 30ポイント31ポイント  (14子コメント)

I hated that guy for most of that video based on looks and money envy alone... I guess hes pretty cool though.

[–]coolplate 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

i felt exactly the same, thinking "look at this fucking guy.... I hate him and envy him so much at the same time" then he does that, and I change to "this fucking guy! I love it!"

[–]nonconformist3 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know who did it first, don't you? https://youtu.be/opiMvgp5Efo

[–]OneThinDime 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

YOU JUST WISH YOU HAD A FATTIES FART 2 FRANCHISE

[–]johnturkey 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Doesn't that happen every time Donald Trump speaks in the a microphone?

[–]tjeffer886-stt 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

That guy has Zero Fucks money.

[–]TanFlo1997 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would like 1% of his money to fart on the mic.

[–]Vide0dr0me 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can't buy class.

[–]bobmanfo 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Now I know what the term "He has fuck-you money really means"

[–]aeisenst 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That man had a plan from the second the interview started. You could see it in his eyes.

[–]wormriderdeluxe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That guy fucking rules.

[–]wiggleonious 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was going to be an accident then he just grabs the mic and looks into the camera and rips. 10/10

[–]skiddzorz 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Alki I don't want to put my mouth on that now."

Not his first time hearing that.

[–]phazer29 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

can someone tell me who this asshole is so I can boycott whatever the hell it is that made him rich?

[–]mybrainrot 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

disgusting cretin

[–]Tszemix 102ポイント103ポイント  (69子コメント)

He inherited his wealth, thus he is a full bred douchebag who has never had to be responsible for his behaviour.

[–]nodnodwinkwink 41ポイント42ポイント  (6子コメント)

This clip was in the suggested.

TL;DW Alki sits at his desk with some sex toys on display, prank calls a family with the surname "Wankers" just to make fun of them, ends up speaking to a young girl who is a member of the Wanker family.

[–]Tszemix 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

Damn, I didn't know that a billionaire could be that minimally exceptional. He must have like a trustee to keep an eye on his finance.

[–]YcantweBfrients 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

For the first time, I'm glad I'm not that rich, because I really think I would be that guy.

[–]iamadogand 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow what an idiot. He didn't even figure out that Paula is the girl's friend, not her sister.

"Can i speak to Mama?" "Paula Wanker?"

No, because Paula is clearly a school friend. Do you listen? No, you've never had to, have you?

[–]SirCarlo 129ポイント130ポイント  (48子コメント)

Making a lot of assumptions against both those have inherited their wealth and those have earnt it there bud..

[–]unbalancedforce 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is an asshole through and through.

[–]jackwiththefro 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This just proves no matter how much fucking money a guy has no matter how beautiful the woman on his arm is no matter how expensive the suit he is in is. FARTS ARE FUNNY!

[–]kirualex 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just love how he doesn't break eye contact with the camera while farting. His way of saying "It's for you, America".

[–]gigglestick 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The three comma club does what they want!

[–]1millionbucks 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dominance firmly asserted.

[–]Banehead1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He seems nice

[–]maxwellandjake 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That man did the exact thing that should have been done.

[–]damnbandvan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I had a billion dollars I would do this literally every chance I got.

[–]cklester 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would be such a good billionaire. Won't someone give me the chance?

[–]tophmctoph 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup that was a video

[–]WeaselSlayer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, I thought it would be an accident. This is even funnier!