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This Crash 2 Speedrun (self.speedrun)

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I don't even know what to say lmao.

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[–]WadetheBugCatcher 144ポイント145ポイント  (4子コメント)

"I hate myself"

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.

HOLY CRAP I LOST IT

[–]trollingmonkey 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

and the amazing "i'm gonna kill everyone joke afterward"

[–]Mi4_Slayer 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

My chest and cheeks are still hurting from that one !!

[–]Chachajenkins 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only (ever so slightly) redeeming part of the run.

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    [–]Gadgetzan23 161ポイント162ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I would really prefer it if you would be quiet

    [–]dYnAm1c 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

    okay but before I would like to tell you that I HATE BEAR LEVELS

    [–]damosk 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I hate Bear levels! HUMMNGNGGGGGBARARGGBRBRBRBRR!

    [–]yoimjoe 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Blame the physics guy!

    [–]damosk 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Can we call the physics guy!?

    [–]Dbzfan5000 53ポイント54ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Now he is making noises...

    [–]awxvn 71ポイント72ポイント  (15子コメント)

    "I swear I'm going to become a psychopath and murder everyone one day"

    [–]Canker17 29ポイント30ポイント  (11子コメント)

    I cannot fucking beleive he said that, I had my head down the entire time I was watching that, but then he had to top it off with that. hoooly shit

    [–]fuckboystrikesagain 15ポイント16ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Reminds me of that Kirby speedrunner who got kicked out a few years ago for sexual harassment.

    [–]controllerheadspeed guy 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

    i feel really bad for him.

    i cant imagine what he must be going through right now.

    i wouldn't wish a bad GDQ run upon my worst enemy.

    [–]zzattack 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    you came out stronger, respect

    [–]rednavi 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Fuck, I missed that one. What happened?

    [–]whatsoup_zelda and spongebob 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    that was controllerhead, he has since gone to AA and majorly cleaned up his act

    [–]LemonRaven 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    got super drunk, hit on girls

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      [–]senichiSuper Mario 64, Portal, Megaman X, Ninja Gaiden 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Be calm

      [–]Kubek229 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I was checking this thread when it happened. I got scared as fk.

      [–]Gadgetzan23 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Sounds like he's choking haha

      [–]awkisopen 141ポイント142ポイント  (11子コメント)

      "I swear I'm gonna become a psychopath and murder everybody one day." ohgodohgodohgodohgod

      [–]Zen_Galactic 46ポイント47ポイント  (2子コメント)

      The scary part...

      I sort of believe him.

      [–]Taj_Ramos 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      By the time he gets crazy enough to do it he'll be mistaking a whale hitbox for a 43 year old mother of two.

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        [–]dYnAm1c 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

        How to not get invited to any GDQ ever again 101

        [–]mechadude 35ポイント36ポイント  (3子コメント)

        I was actually on his side throughout the entire run and hid chat because of how horrible it was, then he said that. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        Edit: Mobile copypasta ripperino

        [–]FarAwayFromtheSun 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Thats gonna go well for him. People get arrested for saying that kinda shit.

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          [–]wspaniel 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I swear I'm going to become a psychopath and murder everyone one day.

          Mic cuts out.

          [–]banditcom 72ポイント73ポイント  (2子コメント)

          The best ending to that possible. Soft lock to not finish the game, missing estimate, and saying he will murder everyone.

          [–]fuckboystrikesagain 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

          "I did it on purpose"

          God damnit what is wrong with this person.

          [–]Flafla2 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          The thing is, it could have turned into something legitimately fun and entertaining. If he played it off like kill/save the animals it would be fine

          [–]GP5611 117ポイント118ポイント  (30子コメント)

          Lets write a list of all the things he's doing, it'll make it easier for a cringe montage. I'll start:

          • Duck Impression
          • Slurred Words
          • Random Confusing sex sounds
          • The Whispering
          • HE JUST SAID RIP FOR IWATA, JUST "RIP"
          • Lets Count Some deaths PEOPLE!
          • "The risky parts" in a Cutie Voice
          • Domestic Abuse
          • BLACK MAGIC
          • I hate....
          • Should I kill myself? Imma gonna kill myself.
          • Hope I don't get spit on the mic
          • Whisper, I hate my life
          • I forgot to kill myself
          • Lets tighten this up with some not swag
          • This is how I am around my friends
          • The throat clearing. MM MMMM
          • "Because I like swag."
          • "I am going to murder every one of you..."

          Actually fuck it, put the whole stream in the montage.

          EDIT 1: Saying he's going to kill himself is incredibly hilarious.

          EDIT 2: He has friends?

          EDIT 3: Less then 10 minutes left. It's nearly over.

          EDIT 4: HE CRASHED THE FUCKING GAME.

          [–]Synikul 53ポイント54ポイント  (0子コメント)

          "They are not apples, THEY'RE WUMPA FRUITS! WUMPA FRUITS! I don't CARE if you think they're apples!"

          [–]pash1k 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

          "My dad was chasing bees around our mailbox, but that's a story for another day"

          [–]resillience- 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Also: Domestic abuse

          [–]dragonfirefox 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

          For anyone wondering what the domestic abuse "joke" was:

          "Crash 2 is that one game that you want to try to beat it, like, ...it's domestic abuse, it's essentially domestic abuse, you cannot esc--(in a voice)THERE IS NO ESCAPE"

          [–]Jibbs_RS 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

          He just said "I'm going to become a psychopath and murder all of you"

          [–]JakJakAttacks 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Gotta edit in the part at the end where he said he's going to kill everybody.

          [–]Damany 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

          "I am going to murder every one of you..."

          [–]comaboy13 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

          "Friends" he means, roommates right. His mom and dad roommates.

          [–]djloredditLeft 4 Dead 1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          "Because I like to pleasure my controller"

          [–]Espada22 11ポイント12ポイント  (17子コメント)

          http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php/183432-Will-you-be-able-to-kill-anyone-in-the-game?s=441d4660470da4ad97dbc5b5cab5dee9

          [–]PersonMcGuy 17ポイント18ポイント  (15子コメント)

          Come on man, this is pretty unfair the comment is from 2007, 8 years ago. The guy was still a kid then.

          [–]Kaboliem 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

          I tend to give children the benefit of the doubt. I do.

          But I never had those thoughts...

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                [–]LongNTSuper Metroid, LttP, Amnesia 109ポイント110ポイント  (5子コメント)

                I despise the constant and exaggerated use of the word cringe... but if there's ever been a run that deserved to be mercy killed based on runner "commentary", it would most certainly be this.

                [–]xemplifyy 61ポイント62ポイント  (6子コメント)

                What a poetic ending to the most awkward run I've ever watched... a softlock followed by the crowd slowly clapping because they don't know whether that's the right reaction or not.

                "I hate myself"

                WOO!!!!!

                Edit... the comment after that... now that's how you end a run.

                [–]303DevilfishOracle of Seasons 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

                i closed the cringe after he said he hated himself. what did he end with?

                [–]Jibbs_RS 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                He said he was going to kill everyone.

                [–]o0_DraastiKDKC any%, Super Metroid any% 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

                "I swear I'm going to become a psychopath and murder everyone all day."

                [–]303DevilfishOracle of Seasons 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                ._.

                [–]xemplifyy 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Why the face? Is that not a normal thing to say in front of 100,000 people?

                [–]banditcom 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                It was a beautiful disaster.

                [–]stathicus 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

                HE JUST SOFT LOCKED THE GAME AT THE FINAL BOSS

                [–]StuffToDoAndThings 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Truly the only way this trainwreck could have ended.

                [–]Jaylow7Legend of Zelda (casual any%), Zelda Randomizer Beta Tester 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                The only fitting way for that to end.

                [–]Gardamis 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I SWEAR IM GONNA BECOME A PSYCHOPATH AND MURDER EVERYONE, ONE DAY.

                [–]skydog22 89ポイント90ポイント  (2子コメント)

                He won't be invited back

                [–]resillience- 47ポイント48ポイント  (32子コメント)

                https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/625492429819396096

                He's dun goofed pretty bad.

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                [–]Penguinswin3#1 Fanboy 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Oh god. I hope this won't ruin all the fun. Just keep some of the worse stuff under control.

                [–]JonAce 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

                Don't read the replies to this tweet.

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                  [–]FusionCannon 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  IT'S ONLY DAY 1 AND WE ALREADY GOT GOLD

                  ITS GONNA BE A GOOD WEEK

                  [–]o0_DraastiKDKC any%, Super Metroid any% 60ポイント61ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  He has pretty good commentary when talking about technical aspects of the run but when he tries to be funny it gets weird.

                  Really fucking weird.

                  Edit: "I swear I'm going to become a psychopath and murder everyone all day."

                  Please don't invite this guy back.

                  [–]KittensAreDopeHalo 3 84ポイント85ポイント  (10子コメント)

                  I actually watch gamepro's stream from time to time and he's actually pretty entertaining and laid back in his own stream. I think he's just trying too hard for the marathon which is a shame, I feel kinda bad for him

                  [–]Litagano 54ポイント55ポイント  (7子コメント)

                  I saw someone mention that he might be nervous. If so, it would definitely make sense why he's acting like such. He's probably overdoing it, but man, I think people are being too harsh.

                  He seems to have calmed down now, anyway.

                  [–]SC2_Bench 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  he will go from calm, informative commentary and then randomly throw in his demonic whispering voice still.

                  [–]Andis1Paper Mario (All Cards) 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  he wasn't "nervous" during SADX

                  [–]Styxx_N_Stones 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

                  Then he makes a domestic abuse joke. K.

                  [–]lewisjeShining Force: Resurrection of the Dark Dragon 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  His channel was just closed for "ToS violations," fuck Twitch.

                  Who's the Horror-esque guy we could all campaign to R E M O V E?

                  [–]Jademalopls no al pachino 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  If a channel gets reportspammed then it gets auto-closed as a precaution.

                  [–]sailingstars 47ポイント48ポイント  (7子コメント)

                  This will be one for the ages.

                  There are many things you can say about Gamepro011's Crash 2's run - but what you can't say is that you weren't entertained.

                  Your eyes and ears were glued to him. Don't even try to deny it.

                  "I swear I'm going to become a psychopath and murder everyone someday" - Gamepro011 @ SGDQ 2015

                  [–]tupendous 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I'm just happy I was there to witness it for myself

                  [–]LordLunatic 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Agreed, very cringy but funny. Nice change from some other bland/sterile speedruns

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                    [–]MonkeyBR 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "i swear i'm going to become a psycopath and murder everyone some day" just when i tought it couldn't get better, he finished it with this gem rofl

                    [–]MiD_ 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Let this be a lesson.

                    If you make a joke and people don't laugh at it, and make another joke and people still don't laugh, stop trying to make jokes.

                    [–]athairus 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Yeah. This is really what I think people found cringeworthy...

                    Not the material, but the delivery. That lack of social awareness. Being blissfully unaware that your jokes aren't landing at all, but still going anyway.

                    Your comment should be on top of this thread.

                    [–]Jorge_loves_it 37ポイント38ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    The staff are now doing a very quick emergency meeting that consists of nothing but screaming "DON'T FUCKING DO YOUR RUNS LIKE GAMEPRO!!!".

                    [–]sylverfyreEarthbound 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Confirmed on Twitter:

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                    We're aware of people's complaints. We'll be having some discussions. Just hold tight.

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                    [–]SigmaKittehSailor Moon: Another Story 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I muted the stream for a few seconds.. But I couldn't help from turning the sound back on. It's like watching a disaster that you can't look away from.

                    [–]SC2_Bench 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    dude is having a manic episode live

                    [–]sertman 36ポイント37ポイント  (6子コメント)

                    this is one of the reasons i watch gdq lol

                    i cant look away

                    [–]Accipehoc 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    http://i.imgur.com/0a2yaP8.png

                    [–]venom_godSonic Adventure 2: Hero Story 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    That image, along with this video, have made me laugh the most I have in ages. Thanks.

                    [–]billpikai hate myself i'm gonna kill everyone 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    like watching a train crash in slow motion into a truck full of puppies

                    [–]XelnastossTwitch.tv/xelnas necrodancer BOI:R 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    i watch this for this and good runs... like the DKC race.. or DKC 3...

                    [–]SigmaKittehSailor Moon: Another Story 35ポイント36ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    I came here to seek refuge. Please save me.

                    [–]Chachajenkins 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I felt quite uncomfortable.

                    [–]Leafybeans 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Lots of people got up and left right after his Psycopath joke. LOTS of people want refuge right now.

                    [–]LOLrusty 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    He literally just said crash is like domestic abuse, what is wrong with this guy. He's just screaming and making weird noises.

                    [–]-Lucky 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "I swear I'm going to become a psychopath and murder everyone one day."

                    Dear god everyone be careful if you're there. o7

                    [–]Truncator 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    wtf did i just witness

                    [–]Mi4_Slayer 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The chat was hilarious tho

                    [–]TheLyrm 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    A beautiful trainwreck.

                    [–]Hamslice 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    His actual commentary is totally fine, but then he just keeps talking and it is just really uncomfortable.

                    [–]Dbzfan5000 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    The commentary is okay when he's talking about the game. All the little comments he slides in are stupid as shit

                    [–]Caustik420 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Lol that last comment about becoming a psychopath... just when I thought it couldn't get any worse

                    [–]savageboredom 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    I didn't think he was that bad during SADX, but this is a whole new level. Chill out, dude.

                    [–]EggoSlayer 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    He had his awful moments in SADX as well, but nowhere near the amount he had in Crash 2. It was a constant onslaught of brutally awkward, painfully bad moments. It ending in a softlock was the perfect ending to such a fantastic run.

                    [–]savageboredom 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Yeah, but at least during Sonic they were kind of spaced out so at least it was bearable. I'm sure he's probably nervous and just trying too hard or something, but damn.

                    [–]SRSthrowaway524 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Runners, kill the animals. Gamepro will take care of everyone else!

                    [–]LittleBigPhil 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    That softlock just proves he was doing this on purpose.

                    [–]Funklord_Earl 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    His only wish in life was to become a meme and he succeeded.

                    [–]fade_like_a_sigh 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Even if it was on purpose, I feel like this is pretty relevant.

                    It was just bad.

                    [–]-Lucky 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    "I'm sorry for getting spit on the mic. I saw it spray a little earlier."

                    Good god why

                    [–]Chachajenkins 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Great, not only is he annoying but he's contagious.

                    [–]Dbzfan5000 30ポイント31ポイント  (20子コメント)

                    Yeah man this guy is insane. They should tell him to shut the fuck up. I don't remember what run it was, but a few years ago all I remember is a dude on the couch calling everyone nerds over and over again

                    [–]AllIWantIsCakeBraid 9ポイント10ポイント  (6子コメント)

                    all I remember is a dude on the couch calling everyone nerds over and over again

                    The guy on the couch during the Pokemon Snap run in SGDQ 2014 might be what you're thinking of.

                    [–]TheDobber 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    Here's a comment listing every time he said nerd, or something like that, if you're too lazy/disgruntled to watch.

                    2:07 - "nerd"

                    2:20 - "nerd"

                    3:26 - "nerd"

                    3:45 - "nerd"

                    4:25 - "nerd"

                    5:09 - "nerd"

                    5:46 - Thanks for the donation "ACatLady", unfortunately you're not as cool as the people mocking you like infants while your donation was being read out.

                    6:18 through 6:25 - "nerd"

                    7:11 - "nerd"

                    8:10 - Streamer starts getting pissed off and has to tell the comedians on couch to "shut up".

                    11:40 - "nerd"

                    11:50 - "nerd", although this one cut over your previous joke it was still side splitting enough to mention again.

                    12:05 - "nerd"

                    13:06 - "nerd"

                    13:08 - "nerd"

                    13:11 - "nerd"

                    13:14 - "nerd"

                    13:20 - "nerd"

                    13:25 - "nerd"

                    13:28 - You did, please don't do it again.

                    14:42 through 15:05 - "nerd"

                    15:51 - "nerd"

                    16:26 - Nice contextual change in hopes for renewed laughter - "nerd"

                    17:30 - "nerd"

                    18:12 through 18:22 - Nice contextual change in hopes for renewed laughter - "nerd"

                    22:49 - HILARIOUS mocking of a someone donating REAL money.

                    23:08 - "nerd"

                    24:08 - "nerd"

                    24:40 - "nerd"

                    25:33 - "nerd"

                    26:00 - "nerd"

                    26:15 - "nerd"

                    26:22 - End of run.

                    [–]senichiSuper Mario 64, Portal, Megaman X, Ninja Gaiden 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    8:10 - Streamer starts getting pissed off and has to tell the comedians on couch to "shut up".

                    11:40 - "nerd"

                    That clearly worked.

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                      [–]Dbzfan5000 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      It was, I remember him holding the mic instead if wearing it. I honestly can't understand how people think they are funny by insulting people in a situation like this

                      [–]TheDobber 10ポイント11ポイント  (11子コメント)

                      Yep, thankfully the bad runs are few and far between. I think my least favorite was the couch commentary for Metal Gear Rising at AGDQ 2014.

                      [–]jeehbs 5ポイント6ポイント  (10子コメント)

                      What was so bad about it?

                      [–]TheDobber 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

                      One of the couch commentators would constantly spout how the game sucked about every 20 seconds for the entire run, and really came off as smug and arrogant, at least to me.

                      [–]jeehbs 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

                      I just watched a little bit and yeah I could see that getting annoying real quick. The worst I have ever seen was the tomba 2 at sgdq 2014. Here are highlights of the run.

                      [–]Destructive_Forces 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

                      [–]TheDobber 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Ugh, I can't watch. I'm an overly sympathetic person, so any cringe just absolutely guts me.

                      However, since I didn't link it before, here's the MGR run for people who want to see.

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                        [–]Triohazard 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        Newageretrohippie on the couch is the worst I remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JjWCkPe_6o

                        [–]TheDobber 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Newageretrohippie said something nasty!

                        Morks' guts lowered by one!

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                            [–]OhTheStatic 15ポイント16ポイント  (7子コメント)

                            Twitch has shut down his channel. Link

                            [–]AkiraZXE 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

                            I mean, that's a bit much. That was a bad run by any standard, but it's not like he goosestepped up to the controller and spent the whole run talking about gassing jews or something. He was just incredibly awkward. If that was against community guidelines on Twitch, none of the staff would be allowed to participate.

                            [–]lewisjeShining Force: Resurrection of the Dark Dragon 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I want to know who was behind this, so we can start a new Horror-esque R E M O V E campaign.

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                                The Most Awkward Speedrun Ever - Tomba 2 (SGDQ 2014) 8 - I just watched a little bit and yeah I could see that getting annoying real quick. The worst I have ever seen was the tomba 2 at sgdq 2014. Here are highlights of the run.
                                #SGDQ2015 - Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back Any% - gamepro11 7 -
                                Kirby's Adventure :: SPEED RUN (0:52:28) by Controllerhead [NES] #AGDQ 2014 7 - Here's the run. The Runner was later banned from AGDQ for being under the influence, as well as causing damage to a runner's NES and alleged Sexual harassment.
                                SGDQ 2014 Pokemon Snap Speed Run in 0:24:16 by Karmerz #SGDQ2014 6 - all I remember is a dude on the couch calling everyone nerds over and over again The guy on the couch during the Pokemon Snap run in SGDQ 2014 might be what you're thinking of.
                                Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance SPEED RUN (1:23:03) (Hard) Live at #AGDQ 2014 5 - Ugh, I can't watch. I'm an overly sympathetic person, so any cringe just absolutely guts me. However, since I didn't link it before, here's the MGR run for people who want to see.
                                Dog of Wisdom 5 - That image, along with this video, have made me laugh the most I have in ages. Thanks.
                                AGDQ 2014: Donkey Kong Country 3 speedrun by Morks (52:47) 4 - Newageretrohippie on the couch is the worst I remember
                                gamepro11 Crash 2 SGDQ 2015 highlights 1 - I found a highlight reel for the run here.

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                                [–]TiZ_EX1 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                "Oh. ...You might as well just stop the timer."

                                Are you for real right now? It's bad enough that his entire demeanor was so cringey the whole time, but then he missed the estimate and didn't even finish the damn game!

                                EDIT: "I swear to god I'm going to become a psychopath and murder everyone one day."

                                Yeeeaaaahhhh, he won't be coming back to GDQ.

                                [–]xemplifyy 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                On the bright side, anybody who goes over time estimate from now on but is at least a normal human isn't as bad as him. He had both of those going against him. What a generous speedrunner!

                                [–]based_peppep 48ポイント49ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                c r i n g e b o y s

                                [–]GP5611 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                OH GOD THAT DUCK IMPRESSION.

                                [–]LegaliseGayWeed 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                I don't think this will be the last time we hear of him this event. Bets on him doing something really stupid?

                                [–]gingimli 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                "I swear I'm going to become a psychopath and murder everyone someday."

                                Well this just got dark.

                                [–]Sh1g 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                Okay that last comment was not cool. Please tell me he won't be back again.

                                [–]Jorge_loves_it 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                He's not scheduled for any more runs himself, but he is scheduled to be on the couch for a few more runs throughout the week. We'll have to wait and see if the staff change that though.

                                [–]Fizzster 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                He isn't listed as a couch guy anymore

                                [–]McShalepants 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                Is someone gonna upload a VOD or a highlight to YouTube? The one time I turned the stream off today and Twitter blows up on me.

                                [–]Attucks 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_dAdD9z9KA

                                [–]jbike25 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                Thank you so much! My girlfriend was sleeping and didn't believe me when i told her what happened. If someone could put a timeline of the good parts that would be great!

                                [–]greenphlem 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                From the comments:

                                0:20 Suicide Joke 1

                                2:37 Suicide Joke 2

                                3:01 Suicide Joke 3 (that was really heavy)

                                3:50 Really Fucked Up Joke

                                5:52 Suicide Joke?

                                6:46 WTF was that joke

                                7:06 Nice shout

                                7:29 PETA Joke

                                8:29 "I could kill all of you"

                                8:58 Oh my god that guy is fucking crazy

                                10:17 Suicide Joke 4........

                                12:15 Suicide Joke 5

                                14:09 ...

                                17:05 i hate that guy

                                17:44 holy shit......

                                18:31 not allowed to say huh?

                                21:50 i don't think so

                                22:16 i can't take it anymore

                                22:31 ahahahahah

                                25:30 Domestic Abuse Joke

                                26:19 drugs

                                31:59 yea we already know you like suicide

                                33:02 "i hate my life"

                                38:26 ahahahaha

                                43:06 yea sure

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                                  [–]planetarial 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  RIP Headphone users every time he raises his voice.

                                  He'd be way better if he didn't do forced unfunny jokes and just focused talking about the game itself while using donation messages to fill in the rest.

                                  [–]Chewyone 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  This was glorious, I actually can't believe this was streamed

                                  [–]Mi4_Slayer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I get what you mean... it was so bad that it actually became funny rather than just painful. The chat cracked me up. But the audience loudly applauding for the first time in while was what killed me XD ... but that bad joke he did after that... oh man ...

                                  [–]AstorianShitlord 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  /r/cringe highlights here we come!

                                  [–]Skritlerspeedrun 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  somebody please pull the fucking plug on this run

                                  [–]based_peppep 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  Just noticed the viewer count has dropped almost 20k since he's been on. FailFish

                                  [–]Darthsanta13 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  To be fair, I think that it's starting to get pretty late in EU, which might have to do with that as well.

                                  [–]JaggerA 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I dunno, it's back at 99.5k viewers during Crash 3

                                  [–]Ougaa 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Yeah. I really hate when every EU morning chat starts accusing current run to be cause for dropping viewers. I can foresee into the future: tomorrow there's hype TGM session again at late night EU hours. Views will be had, most likely exceeds 120k if not 150k even if not perfect timeslot. After that there's twilight princess 3h25m run starting 03:15am CET. There's just no way viewer count won't drop during that run by like 30k imo, no matter how good it goes. Sometimes it's fault of the run being bad, but often it isn't. So I dislike ever having the topic of runner causing viewers to flee.

                                  [–]NurmaKhan 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  He was awkward as hell and nervous. Probably not the most sociable. I don't think it was really that bad though. He doesn't deserve to be hated on. He's just a guy who happens to be really awkward. I get being upset because it wasn't really great commentary but I'm seeing some really malicious shit being said and it's really unwarranted.

                                  [–]radesftw 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  stayed up till 4 am for this, glad i did

                                  [–]llamabeanss 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  YOU BETTER LIKE SPEED

                                  [–]FarAwayFromtheSun 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Meme category and the runner is "eccentric" to say the least.

                                  [–]unsaintlyx 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  He is trying so hard to be funny. At first I thought the chat was a little too fast to jump on the cringe-train. But fuck me, the guy is spazzing out like crazy. Please stop talking for the sake of talking.

                                  [–]FarAwayFromtheSun 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  All the heat he's gonna catch on twitter over the next week or so

                                  Oh man

                                  [–]diskokiss 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  nah man, suicide, domestic abuse, and drug jokes [and now mass murder] are totes mcgotes for a family-friendly charity event.. like I know it's probably stressful/nerving to stream in front of 100k people, but how socially inept do you really have to be to not realize just maybs you're taking these jokes, the whispers, the noises, the 'demonic' voices..a lil too far. you know?

                                  [–]BottledSoap 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  That was something to behold. Gotta feel bad for the guy he was obviously nervous and trying too hard.

                                  [–]violentlycar 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Was he, though? He already had a run earlier in the day, so it would be really weird if the nerves came out now instead of then.

                                  [–]theecakee 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  I felt bad for him on the grounds that its embarrassing and nerve wracking to do this.

                                  But when you joke about suicide, domestic violence, and mass shootings on a charity live stream... its a little fucked up. I felt really bad for the Tomba guy a few years ago, but this dude is just fucking crazy.

                                  [–]Fizzster 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  How much do I have to donate to make him stop?

                                  [–]FitterSpace 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  If anybody's gonna make an "awkward moments of SGDQ 2015" video, this would be the perfect thing to start it with.

                                  [–]Mi4_Slayer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  you got 43 minutes of footages just there.

                                  [–]xXBongBlazer420Xx 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Also one of the few runs where i look forward to donation comments.

                                  [–]redditgoogle 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  SQRAWhghfdh "Sorry if I accidently get spit on this mic"

                                  [–]EggoSlayer 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I appreciate the fact that he has explained his tricks well. I can't do this humor or attempts at it and loud obnoxious sounds. I had to mute it.

                                  [–]Sh1g 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  omg it seems like I missed the best parts in the beginning. Definitely something to watch later on

                                  [–]romolp 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Cant believe he actually said he would become a serial killer.

                                  [–]Skritlerspeedrun 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  He don fucked up now

                                  [–]Attucks 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  VOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_dAdD9z9KA

                                  [–]Beauville 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  This guy either has obvious mental health issues or severe social anxiety.

                                  [–]WardoJ 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I am extremely disappointed. Crash Bandicoot is one of my favorite games and I was really looking forward for this run.

                                  [–]Mi4_Slayer 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Plz, somebody, record the twitch chat of this !! xD

                                  [–]dell_is_a_llama 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  He just crashed the game...and the noises he's making...this is gold

                                  [–]EggoSlayer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Game just crashed. What a fucking disaster of a run. It was great.

                                  [–]DoYouEvenShrift 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  i need a shower after that run.

                                  [–]pokhara80 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  cant believe i watched the entire thing. I should get some kind of achievement.

                                  [–]djsjr 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I'm sorta glad I only caught the last couple minutes of this one.

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                                    [–]vandral 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    Damn, where's the vod?

                                    [–]Thebotchedlegdrop 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    This was car crash television, that guy needs help.

                                    And no im not kidding, his buddies should have talked more though would have taken some of the pressure off him.

                                    [–]Sento- 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    The only speedrunning that took place during that run was everyone in the audience running for the exit.

                                    [–]Gigora 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                    That run was amazing. The ones beforehand were just...dull. Not really entertaining.

                                    This? This was weird as shit. And it was SO much fun to watch.

                                    Sadly, this guy is totally getting banned from future GDQ events.

                                    [–]planetarial 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    I thought the Sonic Boom one was decent, but it helps that its new and a really really broken shit game.

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                                      [–]richaad 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      yeah so i have a feeling this guy is never, ever, ever, ever

                                      E V E R

                                      going to be invited back. holy shit what a trainwreck.

                                      [–]tyrannoAdjudica 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      I'm really glad that ended. It was really uncomfortable to watch.

                                      [–]away2020 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      At least Chibi had the rug snatched under him at the time. This was unbearable. The last comment was the icing on the cake on how bad this was. Could not have been any worse..

                                      [–]audionorth 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Insult the audience and say he's going to murder everyone. WTF?

                                      [–]xXBongBlazer420Xx 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      I need an adult

                                      [–]sk8r2000Chamber of Secrets, Morrowind 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      I like it

                                      [–]based_peppep 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      its over. its finally over. praise the sun!

                                      [–]pokhara80 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      wait is this guy serious?

                                      [–]Mannmilch 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Holy fucking shit that last comment.

                                      [–]Haxa 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      That was the perfect end to a catastrophic run. It'd be brilliant if they purposefully got an unorthodox runner for a conceptually unorthodox run. I'm guessing this was his last ever GDQ run though, that was a travesty.

                                      [–]damosk 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      God it was terrible. He just kept going with the suicide jokes, and then pulls a domestic violence joke. I have a feeling he won't be invited back next year.

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