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Daddy, I drew you! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Valens 1063ポイント1064ポイント  (45子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/MnMmpdn.png

[–]likenessaltered 565ポイント566ポイント  (42子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/JAT61Rc.png

[–]Valens 448ポイント449ポイント  (38子コメント)

As Ryan Reynolds put it http://i.imgur.com/UOEenN7.png

[–]untrustableskeptic 163ポイント164ポイント  (35子コメント)

This explains why my dad always put my drawings in the filing cabinet... for "safekeeping".

[–]MLP_nko0 144ポイント145ポイント  (3子コメント)

My dad would say "that's nice" and hand it back to me

[–]GoToTell 95ポイント96ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's nice.

[–]dustbin3 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, you throw it away. That way you can see with your own eyes exactly what that is.

[–]MisterPhD 30ポイント31ポイント  (12子コメント)

I actually went to my dad's work somewhat recently, and from his desk's drawer cabinet, he pulls a picture that me and my brother drew for him when we were little and waiting for him to get off work. Pretty cool feeling.

[–]untrustableskeptic 28ポイント29ポイント  (11子コメント)

That's really awesome. I'm at my dads house and he has a charcoal drawing of an elephant I did in first grade hanging on his bedroom wall. He still asks to see my art to this day. I'm pretty thankful.

[–]meganopolis 31ポイント32ポイント  (5子コメント)

That is pretty impressive for a 1st grader. I'd like to see how your work looks today.

[–]thetacticalspycrab 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL 6 y/old you draws better than 17 y/old me.

[–]paleDiplodocus 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's so good..

[–]untrustableskeptic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well thank you. My mom took me to drawing courses since I was about four. I quit around the time I was seven for some reason. Kids are brats I guess.

[–]MisterPhD 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

That is a very good drawing; mine didn't have that luxury. :p Still, awesome.

[–]untrustableskeptic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha well at least you've got your PhD going for you.

[–]dcb720 47ポイント48ポイント  (9子コメント)

And here I scan in even my daughter's scribbles so I can have them forever.

[–]GretSeat 27ポイント28ポイント  (8子コメント)

What a fucking loser!

[–]misterfeynman 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well.. Not losing anything.

[–]iaMkcK 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Dude, 2MB TIFF files are heavy.

[–]159258357456 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yea, I had too many TIFF files on my computer, and it caved in my basement.

[–]somerandomguy02 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol, look at the downvotes. People aren't getting that you're being sarcastic.

[–]GretSeat 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The internet is a weird place.

[–]eaglebroccoli -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You forgot this: /s

[–]smellslikecocaine 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

My dad did this growing up. I didn't know he actually kept them though. Last year he moved and gave me 3 bins full of my old drawings and comics. It was so awesome going through everything.

[–]untrustableskeptic 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm working in a sketchbook right now, (I usually go fill up about three a year) and was just looking at some old sketchbooks from from highschool that are atrocious. Somehow my dad has managed to keep a lot of my old works through out the years. He even has a picture I drew in first grade on his wall.

Because /u/xlptu doesn't believe me.

[–]smellslikecocaine 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

That is a lot better than my pictures around that age.

http://imgur.com/4GamFyx

[–]untrustableskeptic 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well your handwriting then was a lot better than mine is now.

I do like ten quick sketches a day. I change up the style of my drawing each time but I can't shake up my writing. Also I just realized I wrote the wrong "too" That's what I get for staying up late.

[–]IGOTDADAKKA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the hell? Why are Lee Sins eyes smoking?!

[–]carlitabear 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like it :)

[–]mus1Kk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Recently my almost three year old found one of his pictures in the trash can from a recent cleaning. It was on top so he just saw and recognized it, pulled it out and in all innocence said "Oh, should we take it out?"

That moment I felt like the biggest peace of shit in the world.

[–]Idoontkno 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

A refreshing "my shit stinks, but it is what it is" sort of attitude.

[–]destin325 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a guy who's written a book where he pretty much shits on kids art.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

[–]TemptThePuffin 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

His name is Saggy Sammy.

[–]morning_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/Cs0Fb5V.png

[–]DrProbably 79ポイント80ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tf2 pyro made that imgur url.

[–]amalgam_reynolds 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Funny story, that's actually not the original. I like that one more, but this is the original.

[–]13redle 84ポイント85ポイント  (6子コメント)

Where are his pants? The drawing had black pants..

[–]Trefas 138ポイント139ポイント  (19子コメント)

Mr Fap; what a strange name.

[–]_Mr_Fap_ 193ポイント194ポイント  (15子コメント)

Heard you were talkin shit

[–]lololfloss23 128ポイント129ポイント  (11子コメント)

Username Date doesn't check out, Sorry mate.

[–]_Squirrel_Fucker 31ポイント32ポイント  (10子コメント)

He's not your mate, chap.

[–]lololfloss23 22ポイント23ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm not your chap, friend.

[–]ItchyIrishBalls 15ポイント16ポイント  (5子コメント)

He's not your friend, buddy.

[–]Roastbean 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm not your buddy, Amigo.

[–]JookJook 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

He's not your amigo, hombre.

[–]NameBlankMC 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's not your hombre, cunt.

[–]PineapplesHit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's not your cunt, pal.

[–]Idoontkno 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

guy

[–]Maciek300 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's not your friend, sport.

[–]TheManlyBanana 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's not your sport, sir

[–]TotesMessenger -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

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[–]kodakowl 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do we really need another /r/beetlejuicing?

[–]AquaGiant 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not even, some dude made an account to fit the comment. FRAUD

[–]itskelsey 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Says mi papi which is Spanish for my dad.

[–]ItsSansom 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wait... if the Dad's a doodle, and the Mum's a doodle then.... I DEMAND A DNA TEST

[–]CryMeASmoothie 180ポイント181ポイント  (12子コメント)

I expected that.

[–]PalmBreezy 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah.

[–]1halfazn 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Me too. I am so good at predicting things. I should try the lottery.

[–]jrblast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because you can accurately predict you won't win?

[–]flightsin 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

That's because when browsing this sub, you literally start to expect the unexpected. If this was on /r/gifs you'd probably not have seen it coming.

[–]FightGar 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is there a browser extension that will change the subreddit to /r/gifs or something similar? And then after you view the content it will reveal to you that is in fact on /r/Unexpected so that I can truly judge if it was unexpected or not?

I just want to optimize my reddit experience guys.

[–]scorcher117 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

i didnt even see this was on /r/unexpected i just saw it on the front page and it was still pretty expected.

[–]emsude 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I expected dickbutt

[–]q1a1 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think this is one of those cases where the title gives you a clue as to what to expect. Shame on you OP.

[–]ConfusedDuck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/unexpected

[–]CaptHayes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was expected the dad to throw it's out because it's shit.

[–]TwoSchoolFourCool 201ポイント202ポイント  (16子コメント)

ITT redditors who can't accept transreal beings. You're literally what's wrong with the world

[–]myrptaway 56ポイント57ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm so triggered right meow

[–]thefuturist1337 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

Sticky keys triggered.

[–]kingeryck 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

shiftshiftshiftshiftshift

[–]SlavicHavoc 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's my fetish.

[–]GayDetroit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you keep it up your sleeves?

[–]MerlinTheWhite 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Id say I apologize for my MacBook privilege, But I don't.

[–]Nickilas 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[–]thedeaux 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fought honorably for 30 years for folks like you. I personally cannot wait til this country provides the rights- not privileges - but the rights you deserve. I gave my right arm, both legs, and left nut for this country so that attack helicopters like you can be joined in marriage. It makes me sick to see heliphobes -disgusting excuses for human beings- deny you your freedoms.

[–]__RelevantUsername__ -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Even though its copypasta it be so good

[–]Nickilas -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stale but delicious.

[–]__RelevantUsername__ -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly my thoughts but in better words bravo

[–]Idoontkno -4ポイント-3ポイント  (3子コメント)

What does transreal even mean/

[–]GoToTell 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It means what ever makes us uncomfortable, that's why we mock it.

[–]MrBoobieBuyer 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Read a fucking other-kin dictionary you goddamn pleb. I don't have time to educate scum like you

[–]Persiandoc 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

Was expecting dickbutt, but no dickbutt. Alas..

[–]Idoontkno 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

always expect the unexpected!

[–]Dcoil1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The first half of this gif begs for dickbutt treatment

[–]Eoxyod 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

For absolutely no reason this have me a small wave of feels

[–]For_Teh_Lurks 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone else find this actually kind of endearing?

[–]straydog1980 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

By the way, Dad, why don't I look like you at all?

[–]Xenc 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Recessive genes

[–]HeroicHeist 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are adopted honey. It was high time for you to know.

[–]Xenc 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Adopted

[–]BustyPoser 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

I honestly didn't notice the first time, I was like... awww how sweet!

[–]NeonNintendo 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

How the fuck did you not notice that?

[–]BiblioPhil 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't know, but somehow I didn't either. Like, I saw it and everything, but I don't know, man.

[–]BustyPoser 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, I'm smoking legal weed in Oregon. What is your excuse?

[–]BiblioPhil 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Smoking illegal in New York. Lulz.

[–]TyCooper8 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't notice either, I just dismissed it as me being extremely tired today. So strange.

[–]PM_ME_1_NUDE 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was actually expecting her holding it up to an urn or something.

[–]dreadddit 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

nobody draws me

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿

[–]lindzasaurusrex 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's so cute!

[–]ThatFag 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

That little girl has the cutest smile. OMG, so fucking adorable. Holy shit. I want to pinch her cheeks so god damn hard.

[–]Leporad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's refreshing to not see ugly kids in these types of skits.

[–]toguro_rebirth 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is basically octo dad

[–]mrbull3tproof 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

After first watch I could swear it says "No Fap".

[–]T-and-C 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

I feel like this is exactly what most of us expected. Either it wasn't that good of an /r/unexpected post, or we're just desensitized to the unexpected.

[–]ElectroBoof 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, well I didn't. It was cute (:

[–]PorcupineTheory 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's an old, old gag. Hell, freaking Family Circus has done it.

[–]HeroicHeist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dont check the sub when I see something on my frontpage tbh, so it was pretty hilarious.

[–]tylertks 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think she might be adopted

[–]pshift 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY FUCK, GET HER A FINE ARTS SCHOLARSHIP!!

[–]kingeryck 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She looks nothing like her 'dad'.

[–]timthetollman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Expected

[–]barwhack 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She looks more like her mother...

[–]Andefir 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So he's just gonna put that drawing up on the fridge without any tape or anything, cuz fuck it right?

[–]wrenchman2205 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually becuase it was on thus sub i completely expected it.

[–]bk15dcx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's not her real dad.

[–]DougieFFC 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder if she realises she is adopted

[–]That_Unknown_Guy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait a second. Why is her dad naked in this picture?!

[–]sleepytime123 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The kid isn't his

[–]cfj1992 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit she's good. It looks EXACTLY like him!

[–]I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww and to this day my girl makes the best portraits :')

[–]Xenc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's an artistic genius!

[–]xHussin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read "screw you dady!"

[–]nathanb065 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

knowing this was in unexpected, made it completely expected.

[–]G17RTF2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Typical propaganda

[–]TyCooper8 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The first time I watched this, I didn't even notice that the Father looked different.

I need to go to sleep really, really badly.

[–]Frostiken 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That kid's stick figure drawing is suspiciously quality shitty art.

[–]loiralae 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If all dads looked like this, all children would be artistic prodigies.

[–]davidvanbeveren 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This, I did not expect. Good submission.

[–]Bl4nkface 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's impossible. That person doesn't have a penis, so he can't have a child.

[–]Mr_Xing 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

ADOPTION, MOTHER FUCKER.

[–]moshjills 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"This is awful, this doesn't look anything like me"

[–]theone899 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where is this from?

[–]MilosPinkman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Source

[–]WillowWare 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My daughter gave me a little box with "softness"in it was piece of fabric.

[–]endorphine_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]whale 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/Expected

[–]Polskan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a tired joke.

[–]Isai76 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

Interracial couples make the most beautiful kids!

[–]bk15dcx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's not her real dad.

[–]Leporad -3ポイント-2ポイント  (3子コメント)

She looks Latin.

Do you honestly think the only two races in the world is white or black?

[–]boweruk 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

No. If you see her parents in the family photo on the fridge, her parents are both stick. Either they have some recessive latino genes, or she's adopted.

[–]Leporad -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's adopted, but looks genetically Latina and not black/white mix like /u/Isai76 thought.

[–]Isai76 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where's Latin?

[–]Leporad 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love the little skirt pull after giving the pic.

[–]Coldplasma819 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Expected.

[–]gagnonca 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This subreddit doesn't even post unexpected videos...

[–]Leporad -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every parent wants a kid as cute as her.

[–]paperwing -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

r/expected