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[–]AmishTractorPull 535ポイント536ポイント  (7子コメント)

He looks like he's got a raging clue.

[–]MisterWharf 58ポイント59ポイント  (1子コメント)

I hope he doesn't spray his clue glue everywhere.

[–]johpick 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's playing a trump, soon.

[–]leemo_12 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My clue's pointing this way -> my clue's pointing that way <-

[–]DersTheChamp 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's some other really rich dudes kid who looks like he's got a raging clue too, I can't remember what his name is though...

Got it one of the Romney boys! http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/battle-broods-romneys-clan-santorums-campaign-kids/story?id=15296099 best picture I could find and I'm on mobile and too lazy to do all the imgur stuff

[–]AmishTractorPull 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh god that's just as terrifying. They've all got that "rich white boy grimace."

[–]DersTheChamp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right? There's a side by side comparison out there it's pretty great to see

[–]forgoodorill 146ポイント147ポイント  (7子コメント)

Not so punchable.... http://i.imgur.com/5JDTAbc.jpg

[–]Nogoodsense 47ポイント48ポイント  (5子コメント)

Looks like the stoner meme guy has moved up in the world.

[–]faraboot 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

or down?

[–]AlpakalypseNow 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Being a Trump offspring is not an upgrade

[–]Cosmonty 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

The money is. Mo money mo being stoned af.

[–]DrunkenFrankReynolds -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know this is reddit where we hate all republicans, but being born in to a billionaire family would most definitely be an upgrade

[–]DontMentionLobsters 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree that we should not encourage violence against people with Down syndrome.

[–]D0UBLETH1NK 83ポイント84ポイント  (14子コメント)

Tiny baby teeth, receding chin, brutally square hairline. He may have money but he hit the shit lottery genetically

[–]DeutschlandFickJa 39ポイント40ポイント  (13子コメント)

[–]Joell86 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks younger than her. Could be his mom :D

[–]faraboot 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't think she cares..

[–]PaoRightInThePussy 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

His mom looks pretty good for her age

[–]bobdolebobdole 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That girl is at least 8 years older than he is.

[–]dr3wb0t 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugh.. He looks like the Werewolf guy from Harry Potter's little brother.

[–]chantistar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

what happened to his eyebrows? does he dye them? terrible...

[–]KeisariFLANAGAN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He literally has an upside down smile. It looks like he's been through plastic surgery almost, the way his skin is so tight

[–]ChillxPenguin 218ポイント219ポイント  (20子コメント)

He looks like he uses the N word at home.

[–]Rigli 113ポイント114ポイント  (11子コメント)

I bet he says it like "niggerrr", with the hard 'r'.

[–]PartyLikeIts2007 29ポイント30ポイント  (9子コメント)

That sounds weird

[–]Lympwing2 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

I get that reference.

[–]craic_up 13ポイント14ポイント  (7子コメント)

Fly like the logo on my cousins 440

[–]vaude_villain 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

eating oreos...

[–]19headaches 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Like these white girls that blow me?

[–]_tylerthedestroyer_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man

[–]Lympwing2 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fiskers don't make noise when they start up. Just so you know.

[–]JuqeBocks 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

TOP OF THE HOLY TOTEM, R-R-R-RICH FOREVER

[–]Lympwing2 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

MY FATHER OWNED HALF THE MoMA AND DID IT WITH NO DIPLOMA

[–]Infamous-Amos 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sup nigga

[–]fernguts 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Perhaps, but a previous time his face was posted, I remember a redditor saying that he's spent quite a few hours serving Eric at a posh NYC restaurant, and that he's actually a surprisingly nice and gracious guy. Growing up with Donald Trump as a father certainly stacks the odds against you in that regard.

[–]behavin 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

He also has a philanthropic foundation which generates a lot of money for sick kids at St. Jude:

https://www.erictrumpfoundation.com/

[–]MisterWharf 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Urge to punch lowering...

Lowering...

Gone.

I think half the reason anyone wants to punch him is because of who his dad is.

[–]ChillxPenguin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, I feel like an ass now :[

[–]WatchOutRadioactiveM 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you're saying he's a person, huh...

[–]just_some_tall_bloke 134ポイント135ポイント  (16子コメント)

Does his family tree actually have any branches?

[–]relish-tranya 100ポイント101ポイント  (13子コメント)

Somehow Donald reproduced asexually.

[–]thebestisyetocome 20ポイント21ポイント  (11子コメント)

Have you never seen his daughter??

[–]Segat1 114ポイント115ポイント  (10子コメント)

Pretty sure she was made up of her mothers plastic surgery scraps.

[–]dildo_baggins16 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's amazing what science these days can do.

[–]dildo_baggins16 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's amazing what science these days can do.

[–]Jamis13 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's amazing what science these days can do.

[–]HackedtotheFuture 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

These science it's what amazing days can do.

[–]MisterWharf -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do can these days science what amazing it's.

[–]submitizenkane -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Amazing it is what science these days can do

  • Yoda

[–]Brosefiss -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

He reproduced with DNA from the toupee.

[–]Joell86 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Maybe it's a circle...

[–]pipiopi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like a wacky spiral

[–]Rooster979 56ポイント57ポイント  (6子コメント)

Most punchable face I've ever seen.

[–]dylanrush 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god. I would hit him in the face until he was handsome.

[–]Emotional_Masochist 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Punch him so hard his mother(s) feel it.

[–]DontMentionLobsters 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is, in fact, this sub's god-emperor.

[–]MutthaFuzza[🍰] 67ポイント68ポイント  (119子コメント)

If this guy didn't have money I don't know what he would have going for him.

[–]ReturnOfAbeLincoln 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

How is his sister hot yes he looks like he washes his face with an overheated toaster oven

[–]Gracefulism 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

His sister got all the looks thats for sure.

[–]fredbob3 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks like a Downs version of Dr. Chase from House.

[–]wabudd1 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

You'd think with all that money he could afford some orthodontics.

[–]Alienqueen 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yep. Exactly what i thought. I mean... He could just have them all pulled out and implant teeth on titanium screw that are put in his gums. They work really well, and they truly transform the face. I would not touch that guy, not even if he was the last male on earth.

[–]MarcoBrusa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

In all fairness, switching your teeth for implants with no real indications is a really crappy idea for a lot of reasons.

Judging solely from the picture, there is nothing that couldn't have been fixed with a decent orthodontic treatment. But then again, money doesn't buy common sense.

[–]Goggles_Pisano 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like he still has his baby teeth.

[–]relish-tranya 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Can we lower his mouth to match his teeth?

[–]jonomw 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]MironGaines 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually, it kind of does.

[–]That_other_Devil 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey Beavith, come check out this chick with three boobs!

[–]gryts 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, at least it kind of looks like normal human proportions now.

[–]but-I-dontunderstand 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very unfortunate tooth to gum ratio

[–]HitachinoBia 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

LOL this sub has a mean hard on for the trumps.

[–]Mockymark 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're in the news and so, so punchable.

[–]moltendoge 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean pretty much everyone except for the inbreds that the trumps are

[–]OPs_Moms_Fuck_Toy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That looks like the result of a shocking amount of inbreeding.

[–]Ancel3 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

This guy looks like every stereotype of an obnoxious rich kid ever.

[–]czarymara[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god yes!

I bet he calls his mum "mother".

[–]Psandysdad 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a hideous fellow. Good thing he's rich.

[–]joelpyro 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks like the stereotype rich asshole son.

[–]thereds2015 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like father, like son

[–]Pharmtekbobby 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

the Baby Huey version of the Donald

[–]mister_nice_guy1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks like the actor Steve Little from East Bound and down.

[–]LaserTycoon27 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How bout some teef with those gums

[–]timawesomeness 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How the hell do you even make that facial expression?

[–]Erotic_Abe_Lincoln 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is he the one who killed the elephant?

[–]Dr_Hannibal_LaBeouf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He should learn the closed lip smile. It'd do him well.

[–]StickmanSham 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know what it is about the trumps but they look like turtles; more proof that the government is run by reptile people

[–]Knightofthenightt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It seems like he hit the ugly tree one too many times.

[–]shrekman123 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you'd think with all that money they could afford a better hair stylist than my 12 year old self.

[–]chambertlo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What.the.fuck.

[–]Musaab 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please let his dad become President...please, please, please!!!!

[–]DrKlepto 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks like he eats very loudly.

[–]Orbitrix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oof, thats rough... poor kid.

[–]hardnipslip 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

His chin is like a landing pad for my fist.

[–]Astridasteroid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh god he reminds me of those "what if these two celebrities had a baby" compositors Conan used to do..

[–]TopSecretArea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

anyone else turned on?

[–]kevinfunk77 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like a Chad.

[–]SurreptitiouslySexy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahhhhh... Leviosaaaaaaaahhhhh! Haah hah haaaaaaaah!

[–]toremygooch 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This looks like Donald Trump fucked Gary Busey

[–]JDMRexTI[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy fuck.

[–]Good_Ole_Jack_Burton 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Retarded child.

Just look at his slackjaw

[–]PassivePandas 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lucky he was born into wealth.

[–]PettaFile 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quote: "I actually paid to have my eye this way...so..."

[–]c3h8pro 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I feel like there is just way to much visible gums.

[–]Krabbi -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes, yes. Was going to make this comment.

[–]c3h8pro 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its like disturbing, with all that money you let your kid walk around with mudflap gums.

[–]digger64 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Imagine growing up with Trump as your father? Major, major psych problems.

[–]CryMeASmoothie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks like a bird.

[–]thirrteen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks god he's rich...

[–]happydayz94 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks likes he sniffs elmer's glue. If I see this dude on the street, I'll mug his ass.

[–]miraoister 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That face says one thing... "I HATE POOR PEOPLE"

[–]belfastphil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was going to say maybe he's got a great personality, but then I remembered he's a Trump. So that would make him a an ugly over privileged little shit.

[–]NodbuggerX 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

His sister must have absorbed all the good genes.

[–]Aunvilgod -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like punchable comment section design. Which retard thought of that?

[–]Atomic_Tom 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How did he get so much jizz in his hair?

[–]adulion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

how is he so bad when ivanka trump is quite hot

[–]PurplethePigeon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ivanka Trump got her mom's looks. She very lucky. This guy, not so much.

[–]Domjohn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Down syndrome Jonah Hill

[–]Henry-Krinkle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

wow, he's unfortunate looking.

[–]Deviknyte 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are all the trumps hideous?

[–]allkindsofgainzzz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

For all the hot women Trump bangs you'd think his offspring would be a little more attractive than this.

[–]maddog1404 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nick Carter mixed with Jonah Hill

[–]Nafoos35 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks so stupid, it's infuriating.

[–]G4M3N -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

That look doesn't say successful and aloof, it says wet fart.

[–]masternuggets 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks like someone who would take part in The Purge.

[–]thejalg [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

His face is really punchable, but at the same time, he founded the Eric Trump Foundation which is dedicated to raising money for terminally-ill children at St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. Donated 28 million dollars up to date.