Not my ex. It was my brother's ex. He'd broken up with a black girl from tinder. She happens to be a current medical student (MD) with a multi millionaire father in leadership at a major beverage company.

They'd dated two to three weeks but he broke up with her earlier that day over phone. Bro and I are at home at night with the parents. There's a knock at the door. Our older mother answers. The knocker starts pushing trying to knock Mom over and get in. We rush the door. My brother recognizes who it is, the ex, and calms her down, they go outside to talk. I'm there but distanced away for backup in case things get real. While talking she slaps him a few times, hits him upside the head, but he's a big dude and doesn't need my help. He tells her to leave or he calls the cops. She sits down on a stoop next door. He calls the cops and tells her. She stays UNTIL the cops literally get there and starts walking away. Cops ask bro if he wants to press charges. He declines but wants them to talk to her. The cops roll down the street and find her walking away. They talk. Then they come back and say they'll stick around for a bit to ensure she doesn't come back. She immediately calls the house phone. Crazy bitch. She has all her life in front of her. Millions in inheritance. In medical school. And willing to get a felony and ruin some of that over some guy she knows for two weeks. AWALT.