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>>110458440The proper response in this situation is "+1", "here, have an upvote" or "seconded". If you are feeling adventurous, you might even go for an "I'd give you gold for this but I can't afford it, can someone give this guy gold?"
>>110458440>starting a new thread early just so you can do it with a Harvey picnah dude
if you squint you can see harvey in the op
First for anime.
when the addy hits
>>110458775WHERE
>>110458775>you'll never plug your computer into her noseJDISMA
im literally a counter strike global offensive
>>110458775How about when you take that fat dab at half time...
I've done it, my autism is complete.
first i get my money right then i get my team on
ded
>>110458962is it worth buying the pass for my smurf so i can do missions for faster level 3?
>>110460275play casual for warmup for your main
>>110460275Missions don't grant that much xp. But I dunno how many you'd be able to do if you bought it now. If you could do a lot I guess it would speed things up. The easiest way is just to wait for next week's xp boost every time even if it will take longer.
>>110460275no. Just do DM and try to drop 700 score each time.
Getting an SSD today. Will have the OS and Steam on it. Will I notice any performance improvement aside from faster loads? I'm also moving from 32 bit to 64 OS and getting like a gig of extra ram since 32 bit only recognized 3.25
>>110460529i did a 1k with a 57 in office once
>>110460610yeah five seven and tec9 are the best for DMeasiest way to top frag
>try faceit first time in a while>literal fucking silvers on my team>people with +200 pingwhy do fucking silvers play faceit?are there any non-shit alternatives to faceit?
>>110460610Yeah well on rare occasions you get matched with people that literally take 3 seconds to point their cursor at you. I got over 45 kills in a casual game and could've easily gotten like 60 if I went try hard. The people playing were way worse than the easiest bots.
>>110460829nah, this was just a broken gun on a map not designed for it in a mode that's extremely easy on that map.
this butthurt about the pasha donation is great. poland in flameshttp://www.hltv.org/forum/846381-im-pedqbear-talking-about-the-pasha-incident
>>110460358>casualgod no thanks, literal cancer, i'm only an mg but even i set the limit at casualkz_ for 30 mins then aim map for 200 kills is enough i find
how do u warm up ur confidence...
anyone watched naruto the last
>>110461297Is he die?
– Fixed a case where a dead player or dead bot played footstep sounds.finally
>>110461152that kid is pathetic m8
>>110458775oink oink
>>110462490Hahahaha it's been "fixed" in like 3 patches
>>110462694Yet they still mad af loool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhU-8m-j-bE&feature=youtu.bechat must've been nuts
>>110458962>recently got back into cs>get this>awp/scout mission>terrible at using snipersah doody.
>browsing pubs for people playing uncommon maps>find one with 8 people in it playing some workshop maps, join>one clown with anime avatar obviously walling>finish session, check steam profile>1 VAC ban on record last ban 200 days ago, only owns csgoWhy is it always the animemes hacking
>>110461152pretty pathetic tbh fam"i wished that his wife and young child got cancer because i gambled my skins away"vp didn't throw, they just got fucken rolled by a dreammemeteam
At which rank do retards start to understand you need a clear view of your mate's position in order to at least get a trade kill when Ts rush the site?Nevermind, let me rephrase that: at which rank do retards start to know what a trade kill is?
>>110462862Of course they are, and they have every right to be
>>110462919LOL dude the mission set is literally called "Marksman"What the hell did you expect the pic is a guy walking with his AWP on a manhunt
>>110462995http://www.gambleaware.co.uk/
>>110462967His quote was "i hope your wife and daughter die of cancer and autism"It's dumb and childish, bt the fact anyone is making a big deal about this is hilaaaarious
>>110463067That's a Scout friend
>>110463261Upon further inspection this is correct I only looked quickly, the point still is though your ultimate goal for that mission set is to hunt down a former CT sniper
>>110460580plz respond
>>110460580no big difference except load times as you said
>inferno>CT, going to B>smoke banana>Ts see smoke, decide to rush A>get a bomb plant without any CT getting a single kill>can't even attempt retake at 2v5.I hate that, I'd rather have the Ts come to me instead and use that popflash.
>>110463695novanova
>>110463736u added an extra n, u blew it>>110463695git gud
Twitch memes really kill meI cannot contain my autism when people spam chat with vac. I just imagine a bunch of BRs and Russian children laughing to themselves. I have ignored so many users on twitch, but I still have retards I can see. I cannot.
nice dead game you have here gotards :^)
>>110463695http://vocaroo.com/i/s18LryAqFSIl
>>110464017KappaKeepoKappaPride!giveaway
>>110464049Thanks. Now get out.
>>110464049only correct way to handle this
>>110464301>not using uBlock instead
>>110464301>no gay porn tab
>>110464301lmao gotardsjust lmao
>>110464301do you have a bookmark folder of ironic pages to have open for when you screenshot 4chan posts?
TriHard <message stolen> TriHard
>>110464301nice autism you have here gotards :^)
anime above everything else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-_Bq8gaARY
>ESL bought by Swedish organization>going to enforce doping checks in all tournaments>all Americans need Adderall and other ADHD medicines to functionWhere were you when what little remained of the NA scene was killed off?
>>110464017Hey, can I get a 1G spam in the chat for this guy please?
How do I get skins from the rising sun collection?Because I just found out this exists and I need to rub my nuts in front of all the aniweebs on my friends listhttp://csgostash.com/skin/629/AUG-Akihabara-Accept
>>110465072The proper response in this situation is "+1", "here, have an upvote" or "seconded". If you are feeling adventurous, you might even go for an "I'd give you gold for this but I can't afford it, can someone give this guy gold?"
>>110465104just buy it on the market it's extremely unlikely to get the drop from the operation pass but that's it
BKOTS CURRENTLY OFFLINE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>110464732this makes me wonderwhy doesn't the bomb have a "wire" option like some servers did in 1.6 where you gamble on one of 3 color wires for the ct to cut to either insta defuse or blow up?i mean the logo for ct is fucking wire cutters
>>110465104wait a few months itll be cheaper then
Vega or Pries? Thinking about going balls deep on Pries.
how much more do you guys think souvenir cases are gonna go up i got a cobble and overpass case as drops during the last major that i'm holding onto
>>110465614allin pries
>ICB LG or skip>Low TempoStorm or skip>Med CLG or skip>High Mouse or Low Liquid
>>110465958eat shit faggot
>Haven't watched any GO matches in months>Check out the faceit tournament matches>C9 is in the final>C9 fucking destroyed FnaticHow butthurt were europoors?
>>110465614vega wtf are u doing nigger
what is /csgog/'s average rank? do you guys even play the game besides betting and watching
>>110466610I don't play ranked.
>>110466487they pretended it was nothing and created excuses
>>110466487c9 on drugs na scene will go back to being shit now
wat is the official csgog group
>>110466883addies arent gonna be banned if you have a medical script which if you're american is easy as shit to get
>>110466932fuck off reddit
>>110466487Best day of my life.t. yuropoor.
tfw steel is btfoing all those kids who think they're going to be the next getright by playing MM all dayi hate the connotation that if you're global elite you're automatically good at the game when in reality you kids are absolutely awful in the grand scheme of things
>>110466883Don't fuck with c9 man best team NA
>>110467232yea valve is fucking retarded calling it competitive while not using competitive settings
>>110467232true tbh>redditors who still play mmlmaoing @ ur life
>>110467232while he may be right, you're probably some LE fag at BEST who couldn't get global if he tried his hardest and so you're taking this chance to shit on people better than you
>>110467496negative sir i've been ranked at global elite since the first 10 winsbut that doesn't really matter because all players who are even slightly good at this game no longer play matchmaking
http://www.hltv.org/forum/846381-im-pedqbear-talking-about-the-pasha-incidentRofl'd tbh.
>>110467645>baiting for clicks
>>110467636>i've been ranked at global elite since the first 10 wins
>>110467741>i'm so new to cs:go i didn't know valve made an update later on making LEM the highest rank you can get from placements
>>110467645did he donate to get his msg in the stream or what?
>>110467793yeah my dad works for Valve so I know you're lying.
>>110467807He donated 1.00 to Pasha with the message "i hope ur wife and kid die from cancer and autism for throwing the kinguin match my friend"This caused Pasha to start crying because he's already lost one kid to cancer. Video is here; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bHeEYzo4KQ
>>110467793The problem is you have no proof and you're talking a bunch of shit on an anonymous image board.
>>110467232>valve will never change competitive to pro timeswhy is this allowed?
>>110467913nigga wtf it's just impossible, they update it a few months ago
>>110467913just google it I cbf finding where they did it and i'm just speaking the truth not talking any shit more often than not if someone refers to their matchmaking rank as how good they are at the game then they are awful but if you think global elite is hard to achieve you must be very bad at the game. I spent 4k hours combined between 1.6/source before cs:go had even came out so adapting was easy as fuck
just HOW much better would this game be without pistol round?
>>110468870how can you say its easy if you spent FOURTHOUSAND hours on this game?4000 hours. thats 2 years of doing a fulltime job.four fucking thousand.
>>110469095he said it was easy to adapt to csgo after those 4k hours
>>110469179he said global was easy
>>110469441yeah because after playing about 4k before csgo came out it was easy for him to get to globalfucking retard, what the fuck dont you understand
>>110469095i've only spent 2k hours on cs:go but yes that's what you do when you enjoy playing a game you spend time playing it.
>>110469513he implied it was easy for everyonefucking retard, what the fuck dont you understand
just got a p2000 ocean foam with a c9 sticker.........
>>110469590>i will start repeating him so i will sound funny, therefore he wont question my intelligence but will rather think that i was merely pretending to be retarded
>>110469712>i will ignore the first sentence and only focus on the unimportant sentence
>>110469590it's not an impossible accomplishment rofl if you haven't spent time playing this game you're going to be worse than people who have been playing this game for yearsi've probably seen every good or bad play on dust2 100x more than you and can assess situations a lot better than some fucking global elite that has only been playing the game for 700 hours who has decent aim but nearly not enough experience to be in the same server as veteran
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/624494299934261248our guy
>>110469798he said that global is easy to reach and if you think otherwise, youre shit at the game, which is truewhat else do you want me to say you novashitter
>>110469954https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/573397360937725952no ragrets
Can you get banned for this (VAC)?https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3eecmt/ultra_low_csgo_graphics_settings/
>>110470052>https://www.reddit.comstopped reading there, kys nigger
cs
>>110470151go, i....
>>110470165am gay
>>110470221for vagoo
>>110470270and anime
>>110470270that belongs to missharvey
>2 games in a row I get someone trying to derank using only cz and taser respectively sick mm valve
>>110470314>going more than 2 wordsliterally ruined it, you faggot
>>110470107Hate to say it pal, but reddit isn't as bad as you shit your pants about. But keep screaming and crying about it. inb4 you tell me to go back to reddit. That gimmick was funny back in 2006 on /b/ when we told people to go back to Gaia.
don't understand why most people don't just accept the fact that the user base of reddit and 4chan have so much fucking overlap
>>110470823>>>/r/eddit
>get invited to 5 man for first time in ages>It's fucking ZOO>no mics, augs, team flashes/blockingNice game
>>110470968But anon, I'm on there already while browsing here too.
>>110470823fuck off please
i really need to place some good bets today. else im fucked
>>110470907>>110470823
I'm doing it boys.
I sure hope you guys like long range fighting.
>>110471153dont make me do the samei have an addiction to bet on the underdog and then lose everthing
>>110471425i went all in with that bet i shit you not
>>110470823If you love reddit so much why don't you marry it?
Next Fnatic game when
>>110471549coz i want to marry you.
>>110471509i believe youI dont have many skins either. Right now I have like $3 in returns and some more $ in my inventory, put i dont want to place my ak elite stat trackif i do it im fucked
>>110471425thats called being a retard
Holy moly how are you supposed to get a +2 level bow? They're like 10 exalts
>>110472025
man its so hard trading betting stuff for a nice knife
just bet on LG and CLG
>>110472214i did liquid and clg lg has yet to win a game on LAN
>>110467232the funny thing is that steel gets regularly blasted to orbit by kids in MM and calls hacks