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[–]TorinoCobra070 598ポイント599ポイント  (120子コメント)

"Excuse me passengers, we are experiencing some light turban... errr turbulence. Please don't be alarmed."

[–]Pickleheadguy 470ポイント471ポイント  (111子コメント)

*Allaharmed

[–]PM-ME-CLOTHED-BOOBS 275ポイント276ポイント  (94子コメント)

I'm just a regular old white guy from Canada, but even I know that Sikhs are not the same as Muslims.

[–]Qbert_Spuckler 126ポイント127ポイント  (16子コメント)

But they frequently get misidentified as such, which is the joke basically.

[–]meatyveganious 68ポイント69ポイント  (4子コメント)

not ha ha funny but take your pants off and lift your balls funny?

[–]rmc1317 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Spread your cheeks and lift your sack"

[–]spartacus2690 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

When ever I am telling a joke, I take my pants off and lift my balls. I thought they were the same thing.

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    [–]gbinasia 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It's not like the only aviation terrorist attack in Canada was done by Sikh extremists

    [–]QuasarSandwich 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    adjusts collar, looks around to ensure maximum attention, clears throat

    Sikh burn, dude.

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      [–]PM-ME-CLOTHED-BOOBS 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Fair point

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        [–]csubi 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

        You live in Surrey

        [–]Carsonjonesoda 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Ayy buddy fuckin rajdeep guys fuckin hit walley yesterday yoo. Tryna pick up babes yooo

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          [–]SleepingSlave 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You beat me to it...half Mexican white guy in Alabama so I'm only slightly less regular than you are.

          [–]Mdizzle73 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Except Canada has one of the highest S. Asian population around the world...it's like Anericans know the difference between Blacks and Chinese...

          [–]AbsoluteZeroK 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

          But some of them carry around big ass scary swords....

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            [–]TAU_equals_2PI 28ポイント29ポイント  (11子コメント)

            Allahu Akbeard

            (Yeah, I know. Islame.)

            [–]thelocknessmonster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            How smooth that goes together cant be a coincidence.

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              [–]jamese1313 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              "Nevermind, we're in Detroit. Nobody gives a s**t."

              [–]HirosProtagonist 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              "Oh my God, Jim! The fuel light's on! THE FUEL LIGHT IS ON! We're all going to di- Hup. Never mind. That's the intercom light."

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                [–]everennui 160ポイント161ポイント  (45子コメント)

                Wooohooo! Go Minnesota!

                [–]HoopIsLife 53ポイント54ポイント  (18子コメント)

                Minnesotans are the most welcoming, tolerant, loving people....unless you're not from Minnesota

                [–]StratosSquare 27ポイント28ポイント  (11子コメント)

                Nah, only Wisconsin.

                [–]GwentsThePoint 9ポイント10ポイント  (10子コメント)

                Or Iowa.

                [–]Stormcrownn 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

                I'm really not sure why, but its 100% mutual hatred between Minnesota and Iowa.

                [–]SnowdogU77 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

                I'm Iowan, and I love Minnesota. In fact, I can't think of anyone I know that hates Minnesota.

                [–]kittyjam 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                nah, we hate Wisconsonites more.

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                    [–]dark_soul2 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Did you say Minnesota?

                    [–]Megalopolitan 25ポイント26ポイント  (10子コメント)

                    Weirdly enough go Kansas!

                    [–]everennui 9ポイント10ポイント  (8子コメント)

                    At first I thought he must not of traveled there, but then... he's been to Montana. Unless he is a dental floss tycoon there is no reason to go to Montana.

                    [–]iwillhavethat 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    I have a small, self-sustaining dental floss farm. You don't have to be a tycoon to get into the floss game.

                    [–]GoToTell 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You never know what people are wiling to believe.

                    [–]ItsLikeRay-ee-ain 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    I've been thinking about moving out of the big city and starting a small dental floss farm myself. Would you recommend it?

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                        [–]GwentsThePoint 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        All aboard!

                        [–]NorthStarHomerun 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Much like Anthony Kiedis, he never made it up there.

                        [–]NexusNow 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        But a North Dakota man was a gunnin' for the qouta.

                        [–]UnifiedAwakening 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        I was surprised because the Minneapolis airport is, from what I understand, one of the nicer ones in the country.

                        [–]admvp 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I've only experienced a handful of airports in my life--MSP, Pheonix, LAX, Miami Intl, and Newark (shudder)--MSP is by far the nicest. Easiest to navigate, cleanest, least crowded, and easy to access bars of course

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                          [–]Dweebiechimp 115ポイント116ポイント  (6子コメント)

                          The fact that "Following airports" comes after the map really bothers me.

                          [–]easy_bake_coven 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          It should be "preceding airports"

                          [–]k-_ 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          "airports which are marked on the picture which is enframed with this inscription"

                          [–]drkencham 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          The airports are listed on the back.

                          [–]MrWigglesworth2 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          The location of some of these airports bothers me more. Middle nowhere in South Dakota? Nothing there but missile silos. Maybe this guy does need searching...

                          [–]Forever_Awkward 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          The map is a graphic representation of the list. The list is following the statement, but is not actually included. Now all is well with the world again. Sorry it took me an hour to get here, buddy.

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                            [–]KarmaBot200 81ポイント82ポイント  (20子コメント)

                            My little sister is a short, blond, stereotypical ditsy looking white girl. She gets randomly selected at every airport as well. Last time she brought it up I told her that she is just so white she has to be picked to justify all the other "random" searches they pull.

                            [–]GetInTheVanKid 106ポイント107ポイント  (15子コメント)

                            I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that your sister probably has a cup size larger than an A.

                            [–]lead999x 39ポイント40ポイント  (13子コメント)

                            Yea I was gonna say if she's attractive they might " randomly choose" her for that.

                            [–]NewAccount__ 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

                            Well the person the pats you down has to be of the same gender IIRC, or at least that's what they told us at the airport in Europe when we were patted down. But who can understand those crazy euro-commies. The TSA knows whats best for us! (/s)

                            [–]thechort7 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            Kinda hilarious that the tsa hasn't addressed the fact that there's plenty of gay tsa employees who can still sexually harass all they want.

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                              [–]Ask_Me_If_Im_A_Horse 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

                              If I'm not mistaken, it has to be a person of the same sex doing the strip search, correct? I thought I read somewhere that LEOs (TSA agents are not LEOs, I know that) have to have an officer of the same sex perform a strip search, so would it not apply here?

                              Edit: According to this pdf of the rights we have against the TSA, we can request an officer of the same sex and they have to be provided.

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                                [–]BaconLoverNoRubbers 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                Dat ass doe

                                [–]yrogerg123 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                Kind of like how my mom always got "randomly" stopped after the self checkout at the grocery store for looking the exact opposite of the type of person who would steal shit from the Stop and Shop in her own town.

                                [–]bromatologist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                I am a classic white girl and I get "randomly" searched every damn time. Finally, after being searched for the second time that day, I asked why I keep getting 'randomly' chosen, the guy joked, "We always search the pretty girls".

                                This was a couple years ago now but in hindsight, I'm right pissed.

                                [–]IPredictAReddit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                Does she use a driver's license for ID, or a passport?

                                I used to get screened 100% as well, until a TSA agent told me it was because I used my (US) passport when flying (domestic).

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                                  [–]upvotingfrompluto 23ポイント24ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                  Pink turban and doctor sleeves, this sikh has got the swaaaaag

                                  [–]yoloruinslives 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  yeah just waiting on the gif of him dancing to some indian rap music

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                                    [–]CRFyou 123ポイント124ポイント  (73子コメント)

                                    Dude. Even I can tell when I'm looking at a Sikh and I'm not even an anthropologist or whatever.

                                    The least TSA could do is learn what category to place different looking faces into... Jesus.

                                    [–]bigbouncytits 108ポイント109ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                    If you skin is remotely brown, then the TSA will placing fingers into your "brown".

                                    [–]CRFyou 16ポイント17ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                    If it's brown, drink it down...

                                    Wait...

                                    [–]CatDeeleysLeftNipple 71ポイント72ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                    "If they're brown, pat them down".

                                    [–]EZ_does_it 34ポイント35ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                    If they're black send them back?

                                    Edit: Typo

                                    [–]itsnotallbadmom 68ポイント69ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    If they're black, plant some crack.

                                    [–]Shisa4123 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Open and shut case Johnson.

                                    [–]CRFyou 35ポイント36ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                    If they're white, they're all riiiight....

                                    [–]CatDeeleysLeftNipple 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    I believe that's the motto of the American Border Patrol.

                                    [–]orlock 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    "Filthy foreigner" will do. I haven't been to the US for a while, but I was "randomly" searched on five out of six flights on my last trip and I'm about as boringly WASP as they come.

                                    [–]NewAccount__ 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Maybe you look like a communist? Did you wear a shirt that said healthcare should be free or something?

                                    [–]iamtheother_guy 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Just need to check inside your asshole

                                    [–]reverend_green1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Brown guy? Brown eye.

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                                      [–]mwatwe01 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                      Jesus

                                      Ironically, he would probably be searched, too.

                                      [–]WendyLRogers3 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Remember that the TSA stopped Medal of Honor recipient, WWII top US Marine fight pilot ace, former US governor and head of the American Football League and the National Rifle Association Joe Foss, while he was enroute to West Point to speak to the cadets there, because his Medal of Honor had pointy edges that he might have used to hijack the plane.

                                      The TSA had never seen a Medal of Honor before. And some of their people about got to experience the awe and mystery of a public lynching.

                                      [–]TheSystem_IsDown 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      This started out like one of those "and then the Navy Seal stood up with a bald eagle on his shoulder and told the stooping Jewish professor that this is America, and we believe in the Bible" jokes.

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                                        [–]canada_mike 18ポイント19ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                        lol you assume TSA agents are able to remove their own heads from their asses long enough to learn something. If they were capable of learning anything they'd have a better job

                                        [–]Friday_The_13th 8ポイント9ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                        TSA agents, like detentional/correctional/security officers, are bitter because they're too stupid to become actual cops. Bunch of idiotic losers on a power trip, all of them.

                                        I've never run into ONE pleasant TSA agent, they're all complete dicks for absolutely no reason other than they can be. They can all go fuck themselves.

                                        edit: I realize there are some nice TSA agents out there, but they're not the ones I've ever had to deal with. Quick story: on the last flight I took there was a sign that said something like "All electronics in the bucket" so I put my phone and tablet in the fucking bucket because they're electronics, then this dickhead TSA agent comes up to me and starts talking very loudly/slowly and yelling to the entire line of people behind me in a very negative tone like we're all 3-year-olds "ONLY LARGE ELECTRONICS IN THE BUCKETS, PEOPLE. LAPTOPS ONLY! IT'S BEEN OVER TENNNNNN YEEEEAARRRRRS AND I HAVE TO SAY THIS TO YOU EVVVVVERRRYYYY DAYYYYYYY, YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW, IT'S BEEN OVER TENNNNNN YEAARRRRSS"

                                        Some asshole moron yelling at me like that makes me want to rip his goddamn head off and stick the sign that says "All electronics in the bucket" that is 3 feet away down his throat.

                                        It's very dehumanizing to take a flight, the TSA makes people feel like they're retarded cattle. I don't want to be treated like a 3-year-old just because I need to take a fucking flight. I'd be so happy if the TSA was abolished and I could just go board a plane without being hassled.

                                        [–]I_ate_a_milkshake 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                        the one that patted me down cuz i was wearing sweats was very nice. I've met quite a few of them that are just trying to do their job, not go on a power trip.

                                        Lumping people together like that is dangerous and never accurate.

                                        [–]JamesGoodall 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        Had a few climbing lessons with a TSA agent (also a redditor). He was a cool guy, had a degree in microbiology, things were just hard so he took that job. I agree the TSA is dumb and a lot of the agents are idiots with their heads up their asses, but not all of them. Most are pretty alright*

                                        *I am white

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                                          [–]jesuscantplayrugby 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Unless you're travelling on military orders, then it's "Thank you for serving, please step into our express lane, would your family like a gate pass?" I've been in the military for 5 minutes! I'm travelling from Chicago to South Carolina! (But yes, a gate pass would be great, thank you)

                                          [–]RunninADorito 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          That and they change the rules every week. Few months ago I got yelled at for taking my laptop out. A few weeks later I got yelled at for not taking my shoes off because the 3 people in front of me didn't. Apparently if you're over 70, you can't be a terrorist (that's not a joke, that's how the idiot explained it to me).

                                          I hate the TSA with a fiery passion.

                                          [–]Mytiske 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I have. Last time I flew there was a very pleasant older black lady working the terminal. So there is at least one.

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                                            [–]Sax45 5ポイント6ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                            On the other hand, imagine what would happen if TSA taught their people how to identify Sikhs and adopted a policy not to profile them, and the knowledge of that policy was leaked. Any Islamist terrorists who want to hijack a plane would just dress less Sikhs. The solution is not to get better at guessing passengers' ethnicity, the solution is to get better at identifying the factors other than ethnicity that make a terrorist identifiable.

                                            [–]Red_AtNight 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                            Sikh militants bombed Air India Flight 182 in 1985, killing 329 people. It's the largest mass murder in Canadian history (the plane was flying between Montreal and London and 268 Canadians were on board).

                                            It was also the deadliest plane related terror attack until 9/11.

                                            So Sikhs have also been responsible for plane terror in the past

                                            [–]monkeymonkey12345678 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                            And the Irish put bombs on trains in England, you don't see Irish people being searched when trying to go on a train.

                                            [–]Raiden1312 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                            I used to work as a TSA Agent. We were all required to get training on Sikhism and what it is.

                                            [–]Sax45 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                            You just leaked it! We're doomed!

                                            But seriously, did you have an Arab-Muslim-dressed-as-Shik plan in place?

                                            [–]Raiden1312 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                            Well, what plan? We've got protocol for screening headwear, religious or not. If someone's got something they're gonna take down a plane with, it's gonna be found.

                                            [–]Smithium 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                            What is the plan for me having swallowed one part of a binary explosive and injected the other part into my gallbladder where it will sit for a few hours before being squirted into my digestive tract to the immense discomfort of all?

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                                                [–]canada_mike 76ポイント77ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                                bearded brown guy here (not sikh). I laugh when they say random. Bitch if it was random why is it 100% of the time ME? At least own up to it,

                                                "we don't trust you because some douchebags that look kinda like you do some shameful shit that we can't have happen so we're going to harass you, everyone you're travelling with and everyone that looks like you just to be safe"

                                                cool. thanks. keep us safe, I have nothing to hide. I don't like fucking liars though

                                                [–]mwatwe01 23ポイント24ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                Black haired, brown eyed guy here. I'm all Caucasian with a splash of Native American. I got searched a lot right after 9/11. Since I went gray, they let up.

                                                [–]lead999x 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                I'm a very light brown guy of Indian descent and the funny thing is I dress well(button down and jeans) and am always clean shaven and the TSA have never given me trouble at all whatsoever.

                                                [–]GetInTheVanKid 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                Blonde haired blue eyed white dude here. You are 100% correct. The color of your skin has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on your ability to threaten the safety of my flight. There's a hell of a lot more videos of psycho white kids trying to take guns through checkpoints than there are brown dudes trying to do that.

                                                [–]HutSutRawlson 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                No group of blonde-haired blue-eyed people ever tried to take over the world, makes sense they would not worry about you.

                                                [–]doreato 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                That's what my dad says. He's fine with the searches, he gets it, but at least don't lie about it.

                                                [–]RainTea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Lol, they have to lie. They'd never avoid the lawsuits, otherwise.

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                                                  [–]saintsfan92612 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  Why would he fly out of Baton Rouge instead of New Orleans? Does anybody fly out to Baton Rouge?

                                                  [–]diaperbikes 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                  So bad that he was even searched at a small regional airport in Alabama!

                                                  [–]PopWhatMagnitude 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                  Detroit Metro seems to give no fucks.

                                                  [–]CapitalistSoviet 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  Sikh guy who flys into Detroit a ton here: No fucks given. They just wand over my turban to make sure I don't have anything they can't see and I'm on my way.

                                                  [–]PopWhatMagnitude 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  With such a large middle eastern population their racism is spread pretty thin.

                                                  [–]ThePantser 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  Yep but it looks like Lansing is doing a better job.

                                                  [–]Sharpopotamus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  And what the heck is that second one? Grand Rapids? Kalamazoo? A cornfield?

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                                                    [–]don_majik_juan 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Not at the worlds busiest airport..huh. Hartsfield Jackson/Atlanta

                                                    [–]PM_ME_UR_TARANTULA 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                    He seems like a fun guy.

                                                    [–]Habbekratz 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    I haven't got any tarantulas. I can't help you sorry.

                                                    [–]PM_ME_UR_TARANTULA 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    That's okay. If you get one, make sure to send me a picture though!

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                                                      [–]jazzarchitect 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                      even with that smile?

                                                      [–]TAU_equals_2PI 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      He didn't say he didn't enjoy it.

                                                      [–]itsnotallbadmom 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      I know I do

                                                      [–]BCawk 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I get randomly selected all the time just for the cavity search! It's more difficult to get than a hooker, but a helluva lot cheaper too.

                                                      [–]miistahmojo 42ポイント43ポイント  (42子コメント)

                                                      If your religion requires you to carry a ceremonial dagger at all times, you're gonna have a bad time at the airport.

                                                      [–]GetInTheVanKid 38ポイント39ポイント  (41子コメント)

                                                      You are aware that the Kirpan is largely non-functional and is akin to a Christian wearing a cross around their neck, right?

                                                      [–]miistahmojo 52ポイント53ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                      I am, but the TSA isn't...

                                                      [–]GetInTheVanKid 26ポイント27ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                      So true. I can't even bring my double edge razor on a carry on because some retard at the TSA thinks that's all I need to hijack an airplane. Nevermind the blue-haired grandma next to me with a 12 inch knitting needle, she's cool.

                                                      [–]Flashfury 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                      I wonder... If a Sikh were forced to remove the dagger even though it's integral religious wear, would that be violating their freedom of religion?

                                                      [–]turkey_sandwiches 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      I understand it is common to wear a pendant or something similar that is shaped like a dagger.

                                                      [–]CapitalistSoviet 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      Sikh here: 99.999999% of Sikhs don't carry a kirpan when outside of the Indian State of Punjab (homeland of the Sikhs). I've only ever seen one outside of a Sikh's home in non-ceremonial use. I think any person can be (and I hate to use this word) dumb enough not to carry around a kirpan to an airport.

                                                      [–]Flashfury 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Oh okay. Thanks. I don't know much about Sikhs other than that the few Ive net have been wonderfully polite and pleasant people.

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                                                          [–]hurpington 5ポイント6ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                          Thats like saying a waterbottle usually contains water so no reason to check them. The logic is to check for the small chance its not what it usually is.

                                                          [–]cunuk 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          largely non-functional ...right...so that means...partially functional? I've never heard on any one physically maiming any one with a cross worn around their neck

                                                          [–]CapitalistSoviet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          By that, I think he means that you could kill someone with anything if you tried. This iPhone could be weapon of murder if I smash it into your temple enough times. I think that's what he or she meant up there.

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                                                            [–]felixtibs 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Wait, why are they not checking at JFK!?

                                                            [–]XshibumiX 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            As a Kansas City resident, I was unaware there is an airport right in the middle of Missouri.

                                                            [–]Psandysdad 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            You can tell by the style of the turban that he's a Sikh.

                                                            [–]issicus 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            his demographic just likes being searched.

                                                            [–]SKINNERRRR 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Sikhs are bros. They actually assimilate into western society.

                                                            [–]coachbradb 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            Just because this guy is wearing this teeshirt does not mean it happened.

                                                            [–]Dr_Siouxs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            What the hell was he doing in Bismarck North Dakota?

                                                            Edit: this has nothing to do with his nationality. I always question why someone would go there.

                                                            [–]pullingURstrings 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            The star for Albuquerque, New Mexico is in the wrong place. Just sayin...

                                                            [–]reddit520 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Michael Scott: What about you?

                                                            I.T. Guy: Well if you're going to reduce my identity to my religion, then I'm Sikh. But I also like hiphop and NPR. And I'm restoring 1967 Corvette in my spare time.

                                                            Michael Scott: Okay. So, one Sikh, and...

                                                            [–]captainmarco 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Yay tri-state airport!

                                                            [–]The_sad_zebra 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Not CLT or ATL. Nice.

                                                            [–]GetTheeBehindMeSatan 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            That Missouri star shows the airport in Boonville. Everybody gets searched at Boonville International.

                                                            [–]Sunken_Drailor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Fully Sikh bro

                                                            [–]greent714 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                            i can't believe no ones mentioned this: What does he do for a living that allows him to travel so much, or how the hell does he afford to travel so much?

                                                            [–]i_got_your_6 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            They will search a 90 year old white grandma before they search anyone Muslim looking.

                                                            [–]PM_BiscuitsAndGravy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            /r/sad/

                                                            [–]HumanityInPeril 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            The security checks should be taught to recognize the difference between Sikhs and Muslims. Muslims are the threat, not the Sikhs.

                                                            [–]verifyyoursources 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            No searching in Alaska? Well noted.

                                                            [–]retardeder 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            "We randomly search passengers for your safety" vs. "recently, brown people have been dropping planes and suicide bombing busy places. Common sense tells us to search them"

                                                            Which one do you find "less offensive"? And I know a Sikh isn't a Muslim. If it were white people bombing planes I doubt you'd check for foreskin or what type of cross they're wearing.

                                                            [–]Trolltaku 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                            In all seriousness, if you wear a turban expect to be selected so they can search it. You can fit almost anything in one.

                                                            [–]CapitalistSoviet 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                            Actually not. I'm a Sikh who wears a pagh (Sikh Turban). The pagh is tied in such a way that there are no large crevices to hide anything in. At the largest practical sense, the most you could hide would be a stack of 5-10 papers. Moreover, At most large airports, all I have to do is get a wand over the top to make sure I don't have anything they don't see. Usually, a quick glance at the top of my head will reveal about 99% of the turban's so-called "contents"

                                                            [–]Bolognanipple 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I wonder if This guy gets Sikh of traveling.

                                                            [–]onemillionyrsdungeon 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                            Ooo I wouldn't wear that to the airport

                                                            [–]nihilicious 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            not what "following" means

                                                            [–]DrDescartes 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                            If we're being real, and you're trying to stop someone from bombing your plane, who are you going to check? The white guy or the guy wearing a fucking turban? Which one is statistically more likely to divebomb a plane?

                                                            [–]Rarehero 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            So, lesson for Muslim terrorists: Don't wear a turban and send the white converts instead.

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                                                              [–]doesnogood 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Dunno why, but hes a major turbon.

                                                              [–]xoconostle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Sikh and ye shall find.

                                                              [–]jsink 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              not detroit

                                                              [–]sigmmakappa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              *previous

                                                              [–]ABennett24 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              The shirt under the T-Shirt is just atrocious

                                                              [–]markusmedusa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Sikh and ye shall find!

                                                              [–]Sandiford 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              10/10 title

                                                              [–]Yolo_The_Swaggins 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                              Heyyy! We aren't that racist in Minnesota!

                                                              [–]sepseven 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              yay! not at MSP c:

                                                              [–]throwaway2552_117 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              thats why as a brown guy i shave before going to airports..

                                                              [–]Niggadick69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              To be fair you never know what he could be hiding in that unibrow

                                                              [–]ihaveapentax 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              At least he doesn't get searched in Alaska or Hawaii

                                                              [–]Jcor137 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              If i wanted to do some harm to someone on an airplane, and i looked like that, i would certainly wear that shirt....the mind games

                                                              [–]meltingintoice 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              What is this, some kind of Sikh joke?

                                                              [–]DodgeTheQueue 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Woo, he didn't get stopped in Palm Beach :D, we're not complete dick holes all of the time ;-:

                                                              [–]BurtMcBurtburt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Wow, looks like the Dayton airport is representing Ohio.

                                                              [–]Dannysmartful 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              This guy is actually pretty hot. :)

                                                              [–]SynesthesiaBruh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              At least one of those airports doesn't even exist...

                                                              [–]showershitters 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              this makes me sad, isn't a tenant of their faith to defend those in need?

                                                              [–]zstandig 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              When you wrap something up people instinctively wanna see inside.

                                                              [–]ChowMeinKGo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              What would be worse if the back said

                                                              PASSED WITHOUT A SEARCH IN THE FOLLOWING AIRPORTS

                                                              and the rest of the shirt was blank.

                                                              [–]xnoybis 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                              How is not knowing what a Sikh is part of basic TSA training. One of the most peaceful religions around.

                                                              [–]Kienn12 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              The map comes before "following airports"... Just terrible.

                                                              [–]SuperSleekit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Fully Sikh mate!

                                                              [–]ElfBingley 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Here in Aus we have a 'random' drug and explosives test. They wave a device over you and then analyse for the presence of certain chemicals. I fly at least twice a week and am tested every time I go through. I am a 52 y.o white guy in a suit.

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