So if you wander through downtown Toronto, especially just west of the university campus, you'll inevitably come across a poster from THE CAT.

THE CAT hand-writes these diatribes in meticulously-lettered sharpie, then presumably runs along to the edgy underground Kinko's to photocopy them, zine-style.

And oh lord, they're diatribes: the Governor-General, who is a lizard person, is implicated in WHITE SLAVERY !!!!! (!!!!!) !!!!!; Margaret Atwood is the public face of the INTERNATIONAL PEOPLE-SMUGGLING JEWISH CONSPIRACY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The world is HEREBY NOTIFIED that unless the OLYMPICS is cancelled IMMEDIATELY, this will be PROOF POSITIVE that the PREMIER OF ONTARIO is a LIZARD PERSON TOO, or MAYBE being BLACKMAILED by them!!!!!

The weirdest thing of all is how he alludes to previous editions and past reporting, as though he's established an entire canon of messages and anyone with half a brain is intimately familiar with his sharpie oeuvre, stretching back years. Don't you sheeple understand? These are Very Very Important personal correspondences with the only truth-teller in the entire world, and you have a duty to internalize, memorize and synthesize every weirdly-specific detail.

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I think about THE CAT whenever someone tells me about Red Pill Philosophy.