This happened in around 4-5min if not less.

Tl,dr: held frame - no fine for me.

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Orientation:

To get to work, i take the train. There is one stop in a big station where i have to rush to change train to get home. Its a textbook example of a switch like any other connection.

Since it's was only temporary -5days on that location- i didn't have some kind of abonnement or trainpass, i just buy my ticket per day. Going and coming back.

Anyways the train station is very small and there is only an automated ticketmachine where u pay with a bankcard. No cash. Well I pay cash.

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Situation:

So, going back home, i jump on the 1st small train, wave at the conductor to notify him but never saw him pass me in the train. On my stop to switch, i rush to the other platform, the bigger train is already there and i jump on, hang outside to wave at the new conductor. SHE starts walking her fat ass to me (on the platform) whilst pointing her sausage finger at me, signalling to come off the train.

I immediately feel what's going on. She wants to check if i can pay and that there WILL be an addition to the ticket. But i know the addition is not allowed when the loket/bureau(?) is closed or just isn't there.

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HOLD FRAME NOW

"Where are you going to?": she screeched. I tell her where - i already know the price. Off course she starts talking in a louder tone that she'll add a €7.50 fine to my 4.50 ticket while holding her arm out, gesturing i may not step back on the train.

I just walk past her, step on the train and tell her "i am taking this train, i just came from X and there's no loket/bureau(?) to buy my ticket"

(Female freak-out)

She starts yelling, again pointing here sausage finger at me, i can not step on the train. she is following behind me while i look for a spot in the crowded train. Goddammed, everyone is looking.

I say "I'll pay you 4.50 like a normal ticket and no more. I just changed trains" she keeps yelling i cant board the train and even signalling she will stop the train if she has to. I kept frame, sat down and laid a €5 note on the little table. "I pay 4.50 like a normal ticket."

She is still flipping out, shouting at my while i just sit there. Fucking the whole traincarriage is looking at the scene. I'm still calm and talking in a somewhat assertive tone, the one i use to let my gf know i'm not fucking around.

With fire in here eyes and her head red from PMS, I say:

"Why are you yelling at me - i'm sitting right here. Talk to me like a human being. Yes? I came from X and going to X. I'll pay 4.50. Here is a 5 euro note." She explodes - she yells "you will not win, trust me on this!" And walks away with the force of an elephant but looks like a fat penguin.

Now i start thinking she'll call the police or something to throw me out at the next stop. But still calm and cool.

After a minute or two she comes back - says "That will be 4.50" and i look at her and then the 5euro note that is still laying there. She grabs it - throws the ticket ON me and then stops moving. (Haha that's right, she still needs to give me 50cents!). I just wait and don't say a word. Suddenly she clicks a 50cent from her coin-baggy around her waist and again throws it at me!

I say: "That wasn't hard, isn't it? Was that a reason to yell at me?"

I never saw her again.