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[–]BetterThanOP 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

I heard the buzzer every time I saw the big red X

[–]lenovoinneed 146ポイント147ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: The Tinder Police

[–]dilplunk 44ポイント45ポイント  (2子コメント)

This comment section is just a disaster, this sub has really changed in the last year

[–]frankiology21/M/YYZ 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

Less wit, more thirst.

[–]bullet4mv92 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

And 300% more fedora.

[–]letsgetrandy 397ポイント398ポイント  (97子コメント)

The only thing I'm gonna murder is that pussy

Why the fuck do guys say shit like this to women?

[–]theflyingdog 231ポイント232ポイント  (20子コメント)

I think he was just joking and not really trying to fuck so he probably didn't care

[–]Whiterhino77 87ポイント88ポイント  (10子コメント)

This is exactly what happened.

[–]adrian5b 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, he didn't want to fuck, I'm sure.

[–]whitehat511 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

BECAUSE MEN ARE ALWAYS INTERESTED IN FUCKING AMIRITE ???

[–]derpaderp1 23ポイント24ポイント  (6子コメント)

She already shot him down. Who cares

[–]JohnnySwoleCash 53ポイント54ポイント  (28子コメント)

because its tinder, who gives a shit. Theres only one reason people are on there.

[–]thenordicbat 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

He was obviously joking.

[–]Mhill08 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scary how far down I had to scroll to find a rational response.

[–][deleted] 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

"oh boy! bet the fellas will love this on /r/tinder if i tell her i'd like to murder her pussy!"

There are some people out there who are cool with this sort of humour but yeah, he likely just chose bros before hoes. like it could work but it's a long shot.

i like how he tries to defend himself below by tipping his le fedora. a classic meme tactic when you have nothing good to say.

[–]pitchingkeys 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

She straight up tells him "Fuck me", "Beat me", and "Tell me you're my master." She's obviously joking, and so is OP. It's witty banter.

Your sex life must be terrible if you honestly think OP was a douchebag. How do you get by in life without being able to sense sarcasm and comedy?

[–]New-Song 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

You don't get too far with the ladies, do you?

[–]Matugi1 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

I feel like we've come a long way since /r/Tinder was born. It all started fun, with the "murder the pussy" and "sit on my face" and the occasional le random funny female xD "hold up spork" profile. And now we all groan collectively when stuff like that is posted. Well done, guys.

[–]BARTELS- -3ポイント-2ポイント  (6子コメント)

Post original content and you will be rewarded. Repost and you'll hear about it. This is how Reddit works.

[–]lenovoinneed 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't think this is a repost

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    [–]Aiken_Drumn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Meme=\=repost

    [–]Matugi1 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Reposted stuff gets upvoted all the time. I think it's just more of a maturation on the part of the userbase.

    [–]BARTELS- 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Maturation and saturation.

    [–]Capetorial 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Same reason women say shit like, "This pussy gonna change your life."

    [–]letsgetrandy 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, I see those screenshots all the time...

    [–]Cpt_Tripps 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

    He was doing so well too.

    [–]therightclique 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

    No he wasn't. She was just fucking around.

    [–]Cpt_Tripps 40ポイント41ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It's tinder so they probably both found each other attractive. Attraction + being able to keep the other person entertained is a pretty good start bro.

    [–]SippieCup -4ポイント-3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    The thing that killed it was asking for an address rather than phone number. Always better to get a number meet in a public place to see you won't get murdered and then take her home.

    [–]AYoungOldMan[S] 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I wasn't trying to meet up with her lol, and she kept messaging for a while after that.

    [–]Nice_Seafood_Dinner 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Because it was hilarious.

    [–]drbadskwerl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is from a guy who hooks up with flight attendants and would eat BBQ dogs in Vietnam!

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      [–]AYoungOldMan[S] 18ポイント19ポイント  (7子コメント)

      You do realize this is a joke?

      [–]Whiterhino77 83ポイント84ポイント  (1子コメント)

      ITT: A bunch of virgins with no sense of humor.

      [–]SeaRavenTX 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I've had sex! Yeah. Her breasts felt like two bags of sand.

      [–]_kissmyaxe_ 21ポイント22ポイント  (36子コメント)

      Why ask for an address though

      [–]AYoungOldMan[S] 63ポイント64ポイント  (35子コメント)

      She was 2 miles away, and I wanted to see if I could close the deal.

      [–]_kissmyaxe_ 27ポイント28ポイント  (34子コメント)

      Surely number first would have been a wiser move, no?

      [–]AYoungOldMan[S] 122ポイント123ポイント  (31子コメント)

      Lol I wasn't interested in having a conversation off of Tinder. http://i.imgur.com/0v0MbDi.jpg

      [–]masterjmp 24ポイント25ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Ok. This shit is gold. Forget what people are saying, can we just focus on the fact that this chick just kept playing along?

      [–]ZorglubDK 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Sounds like she into the whole aggressive dirty talk, but nothing more.

      [–]AYoungOldMan[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

      She tried to get me to meet her in a parking lot....

      [–]ColCyclone 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

      and you didn't go through with it?

      [–]AYoungOldMan[S] 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

      My mom wouldn't let me take the mini van so we could watch Paul Blart 2 on the sweet entertainment system

      [–]ColCyclone 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      dude bring your crt on your razer scooter and bring the vcr in a backpack

      [–]Demoz_Slayz 78ポイント79ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Damn op, you smash yet?

      [–]sinefato 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Asking the important questions here

      [–]MusaTheRedGuard 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Damn OP she wants the D

      Edit: Actually she may be the type of girl that likes to talk dirty and eventually just stop messaging back

      [–]acquiredgore 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Ask ayoungoldman if he gives a fuck.

      [–]staffell -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Cringe, Cringe everywhere

      [–]Dogredisblue 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He doesn't need her number to bang her, he already has Tinder

      [–]MG87 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      and now the family feud music is stuck in my head

      [–]protest_all 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ended on a strong note there buddy.

      [–]zangor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This is what I show the aliens if they ask what tinder is.

      [–]jacksparrowshand 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Always trying to slay that puss....

      [–]pfunkk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You had so much potential, she tried getting sexual with you multiple times and you just ignored it then made a beaten to death comment. Come on man, you had it and threw it away.

      [–]GunnerLAD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Loved the ending. Brutal!

      [–]ClutchCity9495 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Fuck this bitch. OP just won Tinder; she should give him a fucking address or something lol