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[–]kaigem 205ポイント206ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's rather short, but I guess it adds up to a whole poem.

[–]ThreadlessJon[S] 43ポイント44ポイント  (4子コメント)

I like the way you think.

[–]kleo80 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

At first glance this looks like a Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson 3/5 joke

[–]crackez 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey if you add up the two black fractions in the poem, you get 3/5ths.

[–]lilaannannas 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I read it as mike tyson

Like fith, instead of fish

[–]ApostleofDiaz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read it as mike tyson

My defense is impwegnable

[–]Skittlesharts 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was feeling pretty thhtupid there for a bit until I remember the original work. Clever.

[–]PastelFlamingo150 49ポイント50ポイント  (3子コメント)

Neil doesn't have a lisp...oh wait. ..

[–]shoop-shoop-erman 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, considering Mike Tyson doesn't have a doctorate in anything, it's no surprise that you would associate the name with the Tyson that does have one.

*Before the public tries to shame me, I'm fully aware that the title is meant to reference Dr. Seuss.

[–]funkybassmannick 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who wasn't a real doctor anyway

[–]mushroomcloud 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My initial thought as well

[–]toeofcamell 132ポイント133ポイント  (15子コメント)

1/5 2/5 red 5th blue 5th

[–]android1234321 72ポイント73ポイント  (10子コメント)

Thanks, I was so lost at what I was looking at. Earlier today I ran into a wasp nest and they stung my eyes and now I can't see.

[–]sanitysepilogue 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm Ants-in-my-eyes-Johnson

[–]chubswerve 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope these prices aren't too low!

[–]SPacific 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on down and buy a microwave.

[–]toeofcamell 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha ha....

[–]ejgesqiii 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

weird i got stung too.

[–]shoziku 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Maybe you need /r/eyebleach instead of wasps.

[–]carputt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude wouldn't bleach hurt?

[–]low_kix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was playing Animal Crossing today too

[–]rhymes_with_chicken 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read that like Mike Tyson, too.

It workth.

[–]Spartan1997 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

One over five, two over five, red one over five, blue one over five

[–]WendyLRogers3 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

One, two, three
Buckle my shoe.
-- Robert Benchley

[–]Dr_Siouxs 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

As a colorblind person I was confused why one of the fractions was red and the rest were black. Then I understood the joke.... then I got sad.

[–]epicsquare 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

"one of five" "two of five" "red one of..." Oh.

[–]ThreadlessJon[S] 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I needed someone to explain it too me the first time too, so you aren't the only one.

[–]-Damien- 13ポイント14ポイント  (14子コメント)

I don't get it. (English is not my first language)

[–]Bardfinn 14ポイント15ポイント  (7子コメント)

One Fish
Two Fish
Red Fish
Blue Fish


One Fifth
Two Fifth
Red Fifth
Blue Fifth

[–]mikere 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

thank you!

I hate all the jokes people crack when someone is asking for help understanding something

just give me the damn answer!

[–]Garviel_Loken95 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck, being on Reddit I just assumed it was Neil deGrasse Tyson so I didn't get it till I saw this

[–]ChesterDeer 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

There's a poem/Dr. Suess book called: "1 Fish, 2 Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish", and Mike Tyson has a lisp

[–]SoldierOf4Chan 40ポイント41ポイント  (4子コメント)

Oh, so this isn't about Neil deGrasse Tyson?

[–]SirCrazyApe 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not unleth he hath a doctorate in "bokthing."

[–]Maxmon68 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the first time I've laughed at a comment in a while.

[–]Palpable_Hate 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was thinking the same until I read lisp.

[–]turbofx9 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ummm excuse me? u mean Samuel L. Jackson?

[–]Dadalot 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

r/blackscienceman

"People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do."

[–]IAmBecomeGay 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

How do we extinguish the sun?

It's simple...we simply go at night and bring lots of water.

[–]dtc2002 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I see what you did there.

[–]MonkeeButtz 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

one fifth two fifths red one fifth blue one fifth

[–]hodorsky73 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That took me way to long to get.

[–]compaqle2202x 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is very difficult to say out loud quickly

[–]Arrager 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or it just makes you sound retarded.

[–]Motocityboy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i snorted. well played.

[–]yunus89115 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It can also be done with liquor bottles.

[–]kaigem 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like the way you think.

[–]tingletupper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

one fifths, two fifths, red one fifth, blue one fifth

[–]Woah_Moses 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

black one fifth, black two fifth, red two fifth, blue one fifth. ???? I don't get it

[–]Mr_Wut8794 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

One fifth Two fifth Red one fifth Blue one fifth?

[–]steamuser123 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Neil has been on de Grass again

[–]gigashadowwolf 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think the joke is one of the OTHER black men whose last name is Tyson. Specifically Mike. The Dr. honorific is only to make it seem like Dr. Suess.

[–]ThreadlessJon[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This guy gets it! Thanks for explaining.

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    [–]Al3xleigh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dr. Mike Tython

    [–]Five-Eyes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Does it bother anyone else that the word Lisp is so... Lispy?

    [–]FromYourHomePhone 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Next, he should write a book, How to give someone a lisp in 10 syllables or less

    [–]eveplayersarejerks -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is also a poem about my drinking habits in college.

    [–]lead999x -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    For a second I thought you meant Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

    [–]All-for-goose -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I work with fractions on a daily basis. I think you may have just ruined me.

    [–]ThreadlessJon[S] -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh I'm sorry. I didn't mean too :(

    [–]blatcatshat -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    3/5 of a white poem

    [–]McMee12345 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What? I don't get- oooooohhh

    [–]galacticninth -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Black fifth two fifth red fifth blue fifth ?

    black fifth black 2 fifths red fifth blue fifth

    I don't get it.

    [–]valon800 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    One fifth, two fifths, red shift, blue shift- Neil deGrasse Tyson

    [–]captainAssguy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I actually pronounce the second "f" in "fifth" so I didn't get it at first...

    [–]Google_vs_Bing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    One fifth two fifth, red one fifth blue two fifths. I don't get it?

    [–]AccordionORama 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    1/5 is 1/5ucked.

    [–]eradicator96 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    One bitch two bitch dead bitch new bitch

    [–]ep1cdrag0n -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I feel bad for laughing as hard as I did.

    [–]DarkInovator21 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I laughed way to hard at this!