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Tell her what she's won! (imgur.com)

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[–]lenovoinneed 53ポイント54ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: The Tinder Police

[–]letsgetrandy 184ポイント185ポイント  (55子コメント)

The only thing I'm gonna murder is that pussy

Why the fuck do guys say shit like this to women?

[–]theflyingdog 45ポイント46ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think he was just joking and not really trying to fuck so he probably didn't care

[–]Whiterhino77 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is exactly what happened.

[–]BARTELS- 117ポイント118ポイント  (4子コメント)

Autism

[–]JohnnySwoleCash 13ポイント14ポイント  (16子コメント)

because its tinder, who gives a shit. Theres only one reason people are on there.

[–]74three1989 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

"oh boy! bet the fellas will love this on /r/tinder if i tell her i'd like to murder her pussy!"

There are some people out there who are cool with this sort of humour but yeah, he likely just chose bros before hoes. like it could work but it's a long shot.

i like how he tries to defend himself below by tipping his le fedora. a classic meme tactic when you have nothing good to say.

[–]derpaderp1 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

She already shot him down. Who cares

[–]Cpt_Tripps 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

He was doing so well too.

[–]therightclique 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

No he wasn't. She was just fucking around.

[–]Cpt_Tripps 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's tinder so they probably both found each other attractive. Attraction + being able to keep the other person entertained is a pretty good start bro.

[–]SippieCup -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

The thing that killed it was asking for an address rather than phone number. Always better to get a number meet in a public place to see you won't get murdered and then take her home.

[–]AYoungOldMan[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wasn't trying to meet up with her lol, and she kept messaging for a while after that.

[–]Capetorial 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Same reason women say shit like, "This pussy gonna change your life."

[–]letsgetrandy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I see those screenshots all the time...

[–]Matugi1 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

I feel like we've come a long way since /r/Tinder was born. It all started fun, with the "murder the pussy" and "sit on my face" and the occasional le random funny female xD "hold up spork" profile. And now we all groan collectively when stuff like that is posted. Well done, guys.

[–]BARTELS- 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Post original content and you will be rewarded. Repost and you'll hear about it. This is how Reddit works.

[–]lenovoinneed 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't think this is a repost

[–]BARTELS- -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only thing I'm going to murder is that pussy

That is the repost, friend.

[–]Matugi1 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Reposted stuff gets upvoted all the time. I think it's just more of a maturation on the part of the userbase.

[–]BARTELS- 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Maturation and saturation.

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    [–]AYoungOldMan[S] 13ポイント14ポイント  (7子コメント)

    You do realize this is a joke?

    [–]_kissmyaxe_ 17ポイント18ポイント  (22子コメント)

    Why ask for an address though

    [–]AYoungOldMan[S] 19ポイント20ポイント  (21子コメント)

    She was 2 miles away, and I wanted to see if I could close the deal.

    [–]_kissmyaxe_ 17ポイント18ポイント  (20子コメント)

    Surely number first would have been a wiser move, no?

    [–]AYoungOldMan[S] 51ポイント52ポイント  (19子コメント)

    Lol I wasn't interested in having a conversation off of Tinder. http://i.imgur.com/0v0MbDi.jpg

    [–]Demoz_Slayz 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Damn op, you smash yet?

    [–]masterjmp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ok. This shit is gold. Forget what people are saying, can we just focus on the fact that this chick just kept playing along?

    [–]MusaTheRedGuard [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Damn OP she wants the D

    Edit: Actually she may be the type of girl that likes to talk dirty and eventually just stop messaging back

    [–]5iveby5ive [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    jade wants the d

    [–]Whiterhino77 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    ITT: A bunch of virgins with no sense of humor.

    [–]SeaRavenTX 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I've had sex! Yeah. Her breasts felt like two bags of sand.

    [–]dilplunk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This comment section is just a disaster, this sub has really changed in the last year

    [–]protest_all 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ended on a strong note there buddy.

    [–]GunnerLAD 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Loved the ending. Brutal!

    [–]MG87 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    and now the family feud music is stuck in my head