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[–]JKSacha 1262ポイント1263ポイント  (75子コメント)

Remind me of the time I saw a guy roll a joint in a bar, then store it in his big bushy beard.

[–]MortGarson 576ポイント577ポイント  (36子コメント)

i think you met Blackbeard

[–]amazinglights 141ポイント142ポイント  (8子コメント)

I watched a buddy pull like 6 rolled blunts out of his fro once.

Edit: Btw, it was also at a bar.

[–]I_doo_things 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

There was that time where you saw a guy roll a joint in a bar, then store it in his big bushy beard.

[–]speedy_delivery 72ポイント73ポイント  (5子コメント)

A great big, bushy beard?

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    [–]Engi22 2369ポイント2370ポイント  (409子コメント)

    Have you tried sneaking it in through your stomach?

    [–]PainMatrix 1619ポイント1620ポイント  (345子コメント)

    That gives me a great idea. What about some kind of slowly metabolizing alcoholic substance? The reason people sneak drinks into venues is to keep their buzz going, but what if they could just take something that would maintain it for them. We can call it something like Inebri-late.

    Edit. Too many people seem to be buying into this. This would be a terrible idea. There would likely be a significant increase in rates of alcohol poisoning. Alcohol is a harmful enough drug in its current state.

    [–]Toddler_Souffle 1870ポイント1871ポイント  (200子コメント)

    I bet that would lead to a bunch of OD's.

    [–]shane727 638ポイント639ポイント  (35子コメント)

    Yep, most definitely would.

    [–]majorkev 137ポイント138ポイント  (33子コメント)

    That's what a circular slide rule is for.

    [–]load_more_comets 200ポイント201ポイント  (31子コメント)

    Almost 40 minutes and nobody has asked? Ok. I'll be the asshole. What is a circular slide rule for in reference to the Inebrilate?

    [–]jonker5101 110ポイント111ポイント  (18子コメント)

    I assume they mean one of these that is used to calculate your BAC based on your weight, how many drinks you've had, and for how long you've been drinking. I got one when I went to counseling after a DUI.

    [–]Hiphoppington 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I'm not exactly clear how this relates to drinking but I'm pretty sure you mean to say I shouldn't drive to go get Tacos at this very moment.

    So I won't. Good looking out.

    [–]Unlimitedwind 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Man the e6b was so damn confusing at first. I was like wth is this shit

    [–]I_eat_satans_ass 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yea, I'm pretty sure the 8 hours bottle to throttle rule was created to make sure pilots could still use their e6b.

    [–]CannibalVegan 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    and that rule rhymed too easily so they changed it to 8 hours bottle to brief. :(

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        [–]CaptMcAllister 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

        My guess is that it's like the circular calculators used in scuba diving. You need to keep track of your cumulative time at depth so you don't get the bends. But you get "credit" for staying on the surface for a while, but it's not a 1:1 correlation. It's actually fairly complicated to keep track of. Most people just trust their dive computer, but you're supposed to double check it with a dive table or this really strange circular slide rule calculator that's apparently a bitch to use, and probably a good way to end up with a nitrogen bubble in your lung.

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              [–]MassHole1991 107ポイント108ポイント  (50子コメント)

              Ya, I believe the medical term for it is Xanax.

              [–]Toddler_Souffle 72ポイント73ポイント  (10子コメント)

              Ahhh Xanax. The Dr Jekyll/ Mr Hyde of prescription medication.

              [–]edit__police 23ポイント24ポイント  (35子コメント)

              does xanax really give people a buzz? that shit just makes me feel groggy and tired, whereas alcohol gives me a burst of energy and I feel amazing

              [–]shazbotabf 97ポイント98ポイント  (26子コメント)

              Never mix them, unless you want to ride the express train to blackout city.

              [–]iHazFail99 186ポイント187ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

              Beer before Xanax, how did we end up in Milwaukee.

              [–]IhateSteveJones 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

              ...or in a comprising position with the lawn gnome on my neighbor's front porch

              [–]ManicLord 46ポイント47ポイント  (9子コメント)

              Why would mixing Xanax and Alcohol take you to Detroit?

              Edit: a word

              [–]thesequelswereshotin 30ポイント31ポイント  (7子コメント)

              And is there a specific combination that takes me to say.. Seattle

              [–]ChillyWillster 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Weed and xanax flight 420 now boarding for Seattle.

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                    [–]swolemedic 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    I had a pretty nasty benzo addiction and I don't like xanax, only took it if I needed to avoid a seizure during withdrawals. Etizolam is where it's fucking at.

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                        [–]ETNxMARU 45ポイント46ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        "I'm not feeling it yet! Wtf"

                        "Oh, just take another one. It'll hit you quicker"

                        [–]Show-Me-Your-Moves 65ポイント66ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        And before you know it

                        [–]destiny-rs 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        20 pills and 3 days later: "What in the fuck just happened and where did this cobra come from?"

                        [–]g_mo821 24ポイント25ポイント  (31子コメント)

                        Just look at edibles. Not OD but people don't feel the effect and take more, then get higher than planned

                        [–]Toddler_Souffle 28ポイント29ポイント  (26子コメント)

                        That's why I try and steer people interested in cannabis towards smoking or vaping. If you get too high just stop smoking and it goes away within about 30 mins. With an edible by the time you even realize you've had to much is usually a couple hours later, with a long ride still ahead.

                        [–]Rezzo 24ポイント25ポイント  (11子コメント)

                        My worst experience was by far when I ate a cookie two years ago. I melted into my couch and hated it.

                        [–]leonffs 52ポイント53ポイント  (7子コメント)

                        Someone who totally isn't me once slept through 2 straight days after licking the bowl of a batch of cookies.

                        [–]Toddler_Souffle 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Sounds about right.

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                            [–]Dragon_Fisting 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Yep. gave a friend a piece of chocolate once because he was curious. Turns out I forgot to tell him how much to take and he had the whole thing, scared him straight edge.

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                                [–]Hedonistic- 76ポイント77ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                Slow release capsules full of everclear.

                                [–]LordDongler 25ポイント26ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                We call them benzos.

                                Failing that, phenibut works too, but lasts insanely long

                                [–]clancularii 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                From what I understand, jello shots are slower to metabolize than alcohol that isn't mixed with gelatin.

                                [–]swolemedic 50ポイント51ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                If you're looking for a buzz that lasts longer than booze it's called drugs.

                                [–]singingbeauty126 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                People aren't responsible enough for this.

                                [–]goodgulfgrayteeth 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                Time-released alcohol!

                                [–]Poemi 26ポイント27ポイント  (34子コメント)

                                You could get something like a gelcap with different thicknesses: 30 minute, 1 hour, and 2 hour release. Fill each one with booze, swallow, and head to the party! You'd need to swallow several, but you'd know when each one broke because you'd feel the warmth in your gut. Kind of gross, kind of awesome.

                                [–]amjhwk 21ポイント22ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                would the alcohol not dissolve the gel cap quickly?

                                [–]Minsc__and__Boo 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                Extra thick gel cap.

                                Extra

                                [–]Poemi 57ポイント58ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                That is why we will need to employ science in our quest.

                                [–]BBS- 14ポイント15ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                I just attempted this with Creatine capsules and whiskey.

                                The capsule started to get all jelly-like within less than a minute, but I managed to swallow it with it intact. However, I could feel the warmth in my lower throat from it bursting within like ten seconds of swallowing it.

                                So i don't think it would work with delaying the effects, but at least you don't have to taste the alcohol.

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                                      [–]wandering_goat 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      The kid with the hole in his back - this is his time to shine.

                                      [–]Ramrod312 79ポイント80ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                      It's a lot easier then shoving the bottle up your asshole, lemme tell ya

                                      [–]fuckxylady 49ポイント50ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                      Duh that's why you use your vagina its more elastic

                                      [–]ADIDAS247 42ポイント43ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                      I don't know about that. After three unrelated uncles and a short stint in a Turkish prison, I've got tons of elasticity.

                                      [–]trent295 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      ADIDAS247

                                      Turkish prison

                                      Username checks out

                                      [–]DanIsTheMan23 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      All Day I Dream About Sodomy 247 ?

                                      [–]I_Explain_Acronyms 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Hey buddy, you wouldn't want to step on any toes would you?

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                                            [–]Feduppanda 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                            But then how do you maintain without dropping eight bucks on a twelve ounce beer?

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                                              [–]IsntThatSpecia1 1691ポイント1692ポイント  (201子コメント)

                                              How to make liquor pouches.

                                              Can confirm. This works amazingly well. I even had a security guard look right at them (in wife's purse) and wave us through. He's looking for bottles and flasks, not something that looks like perfume packets.

                                              [–]I_AmTheLiquor 472ポイント473ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                              This is a game changer.

                                              [–]RandPaulsBalls 119ポイント120ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                              Reminds me of
                                              http://www.dormstormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/binoculars-flask.jpg

                                              [–]tomcatgunner1 40ポイント41ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                              now how did that not take off?!

                                              [–]mightytwin21 40ポイント41ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                              I got that same one as a gag gift cause my mom heard we were using flasks. we actually used flasks to take into the bars during college because the drinks were a rip off so it wasn't really helpful but I'm going in the wrong direction here, they just don't look quite right. The dead giveaway is the strap which is that really cheap shiny plastic that screams this is a fake something.

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                                                [–]thats_a_risky_click 249ポイント250ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                Fuck off, Lahey.

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                                                  [–]BmokeASlunt 280ポイント281ポイント  (30子コメント)

                                                  I have always just filled up a ziploc sandwhich bag about half way with whiskey, double bagged it and then taped it inside my pants right near my junk. (I'm a guy so I don't bring purses to concerts) Even if they give you a thorough pat down, if they get that close and feel it you just have to act insulted and slap their hand away from your sack. Works every time. Now you just go inside and buy a coke and voila, Jack and Cokes for the evening.

                                                  [–]InadequateUsername 113ポイント114ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                  Make some comment on it being a bladder bag or w/e they're called.

                                                  [–]ya_y_not 172ポイント173ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                  "colostomy bag" ought to create the appropriate disincentive

                                                  [–]stankylegs 85ポイント86ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                  Or if you want to go all in pour the alcohol in a colostomy bag and seal it against your stomach

                                                  [–]unpopularOpinions776 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                  I don't want to use this because karma is a bitch and I don't want to have a colostomy bag one day :(

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                                                    [–]I_eat_satans_ass 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    I mean, might as well just do an oil change. Can you get drunk using a whiskey oil change?

                                                    [–]WellPaidRichPerson 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Or just use a colostomy bag. The hose makes a handy straw!

                                                    [–]Appl3P13 89ポイント90ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    You guys are all alcoholics

                                                    [–]tdt0005 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    slapping away a security officer's hand? bold.

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                                                      [–]AdolfHitlerAMA 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      http://www.yourwarrantyisvoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/the-jagerbomber_20120607170455.jpg

                                                      [–]morgueanna 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      For all this trouble you can just buy flexible flasks- they're refillable and cheap, and you just fill it and put it into pretty much anything- I put mine in my makeup bag in my purse, put it into a beanie and fold it/ball it into my purse, hell, even put them down the front of my pants and take them out in the bathroom.

                                                      [–]eemceefarlane 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      r/cfb is leaking over:)

                                                      [–]Team_Braniel 53ポイント54ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                      It should be mentioned that Auburn is an engineering school.

                                                      [–]tdt0005 59ポイント60ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                      I have that cup

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                                                        [–]WoobidyWoo 1091ポイント1092ポイント  (30子コメント)

                                                        Fun story. I was at an AC/DC gig in London '09, got in the arena and this really suspect looking dude in a trenchcoat walks up to me and asks if I want some wine. Before you can shout "STRANGER DANGER" dude whips out a stack of paper cups from his side pocket and fills one up from a nozzle in his sleeve. Guy reveals that he's lined the trenchcoat with about 12 bags of box-wine, continues to walk around giving a ton of strangers free wine. Didn't even get roofied, accadacca/10 would drink mystery wine again.

                                                        Tl;dr - stranger in a trenchcoat turns out to be the Booze Fairy, not a flasher/rapeyman.

                                                        [–]Duckysaurus 337ポイント338ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        "Didn't even get roofied"

                                                        Fantastic

                                                        [–]smartzie 244ポイント245ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                        LOL...The Booze Fairy. I could use him right about now...

                                                        [–]Five_Decades 65ポイント66ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        I picture the man as a hobo Jesus in this story.

                                                        [–]GiantRobotMonkey 49ポイント50ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                        This man is the hero we need

                                                        [–]Surf_Science 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        At the first Pemberton Festival, a camp-in event, I hollowed out several loaves unsliced bread and stuffed them with alcohol is soft sided containers......

                                                        I also used a camelbak during the event. That was some what problematic... You definitely know that you've had between 0 and 1.5 litres of wine.... and then when it is empty and you know you've had 1.5 litres of wine you're 100% read to refill it.

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                                                          [–]thats_a_risky_click 263ポイント264ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                          http://i.imgur.com/SUzWyvK.jpg

                                                          [–]classecrified 133ポイント134ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                          Who the hell brings a loaf of bread to a sporting event

                                                          [–]FrostyD7 117ポイント118ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          "And what's this?"

                                                          "uhh.... heavy bread."

                                                          [–]drabababababa 31ポイント32ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                          can you bring outside food in? didn't think you could

                                                          [–]Spawnacus 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          Your name made me hesitate.

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                                                            [–]Brad_Chanderson 137ポイント138ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                            Fun story about vodka sneaking shenanigans.

                                                            I was a military intelligence analyst, and my job was to track big Russian trucks with ICBM's on them. The DIA would often send people over to inspect said trucks as part of our various non-proliferation treaties with the Russians.

                                                            One of the stories that came out of these inspections was told to a MSgt I knew by a Russian Captain out in Bumfuck Siberia.

                                                            Despite being in the middle of nowhere, somehow everyone had plenty of vodka. Since command would obviously never authorize stores of liquor to a field deployed force, the question came up, "How'd you get it out here!?"

                                                            Well, the tires of these deadly nuke-trucks were filled with a mix of water and ethanol, to provide stability, but keep them from freezing. Eventually, someone had the idea to start filling tires with Vodka. Had the same effect, and you could dilute it with melted snow and avoid suspicion during the deployment. Pretty fucking ingenious!

                                                            For reference, here's one of the trucks. Plenty of room for fun!

                                                            http://imgur.com/kOtGwH7

                                                            [–]AFewStupidQuestions 37ポイント38ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                            That's hilarious. Did the tires go out to location filled with vodka and then came back empty? Or did they have ethanol out there to refill them before returning?

                                                            And isn't ethanol what's used to make alcohols like vodka or are there different types of ethanol?

                                                            EDIT: It just clicked that you probably meant ethylene glycol instead of ethanol.

                                                            EDITDOS: According to /u/thejensenfeel, denatured alcohol is likely possibly what was used originally.

                                                            [–]monty624 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                            Ethanol IS alcohol, the kind we drink. Bacteria/yeast produce it anaerobically.

                                                            [–]Brad_Chanderson 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I heard it secondhand, but the impression I got was that they knew the minimum vodka/water ratio to keep the solution liquid until they got back to garrison, at which point the liquid was drained either way!

                                                            [–]thejensenfeel 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Strictly speaking, there's only one kind of ethanol. Ethanol is an alcohol. There are several kinds of alcohols, and the simplest ones are based on alkanes (straight chains of carbon atoms attached to hydrogen atoms). An alcohol is when one of the hydrogen atoms is replaced by a hydroxyl group (oxygen bonded to hydrogen).

                                                            Methanol (wood alcohol) is one carbon and one hydroxyl group. Ethanol (drinking alcohol) is two carbons and one hydroxyl group. Propanol (rubbing alcohol) is three carbons and one hydroxyl group. At this point, you can also have isomers, which vary based only on where the hydroxyl group is located. If it's bonded to the carbon on the end, it's called 1-propanol. If it's bonded to the middle carbon, it's called 2-propanol. 3-propanol is redundant and is the same as 1-propanol.

                                                            Now, there's also denatured ethanol, and that's probably what you're talking about. Chemically speaking, denatured ethanol reacts the same way as regular ethanol. Biologically speaking, denatured ethanol will fuck your shit up, and that's kinda the whole point of denaturing it. So initially, they were probably using water and denatured ethanol instead of vodka, which is just water and non-denatured ethanol.

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                                                                [–]Vepr762X54R 153ポイント154ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                Or in a baby.

                                                                http://imgur.com/gallery/cKHcY

                                                                [–]Lord_of_the_Dance 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                Mobile immediately launched the gif which was rather disturbing at face value

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                                                                  [–]loiralae 54ポイント55ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                  No this is just my khaleesi hair.

                                                                  [–]Konker101 95ポイント96ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                                                  i put my rum into a sunscreen bottle.

                                                                  [–]tbar2themax 51ポイント52ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                  I see you've been watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

                                                                  [–]Konker101 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                  no, ive actually never seen that show though its mentioned a lot. I was just running low on time to find a way to sneek my booze into a concert and luckily enough the concert was outside and it was sunny out so i though out putting it into a sunscreen bottle.

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                                                                    [–]cylons_R_people_2 12ポイント13ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                    Some places are onto that one. My friend tried to take sunblock (just sunblock) into Made in America and they made her throw it away. They said it wasn't allowed unless it was the aerosol kind.

                                                                    [–]bowie_for_pope 36ポイント37ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                    that is.....actually not a terrible idea.

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                                                                      [–]unforgivabledesires 63ポイント64ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                      If you turned it upside down it wouldn't look so obvious.

                                                                      [–]okayattemp50[S] 64ポイント65ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                      Good idea! We actually thought of that after taking this photo and worked perfectly!

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                                                                        [–]ReallyNotABigDeal 757ポイント758ポイント  (148子コメント)

                                                                        That looks really obvious to me.

                                                                        [–]Luuigi 445ポイント446ポイント  (135子コメント)

                                                                        Because you obviously saw it. But be honest, do you ever take a closer look at a womans ponytail?

                                                                        [–]YouHaveShitTaste 168ポイント169ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                                        Not in a photo. But I think the way it would swing would make it REALLY stand out. One thing people are pretty good at noticing is when the weight of something is way off when it moves.

                                                                        [–]yourmansconnect 18ポイント19ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                        You raise your arms and they pat down your back and sides and legs. They would find this in two seconds. We were just at bisco two days ago though and at night time we just put a water bottle in our sleeves stuck to the forearm. Then you walk up, do the Jesus pose, and they pat every spot down except your foreams. Daytime they might notice a buldge

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                                                                          [–]TyCooper8 276ポイント277ポイント  (97子コメント)

                                                                          No, but when it's that blatantly over fluffed, I might notice.

                                                                          [–]caseym4 125ポイント126ポイント  (64子コメント)

                                                                          The people checking for stuff like that have tons of people to check I doubt they look at ponytails.

                                                                          [–]B4ronSamedi 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          I don't know about cruises, but as a guy with very long hair, my hair gets checked almost every time. And I don't tie it back much, either.

                                                                          [–]IsABot 163ポイント164ポイント  (57子コメント)

                                                                          You've never been to a festival I take it then. This shit gets caught immediately.

                                                                          [–]vagina_city 108ポイント109ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                                                          Yeah I was just at pemberton fest and they didn't even look in your backpack as long as you were a reasonably pretty girl. For more strict festivals though I've always been partial to the vodka balloons in your bra route

                                                                          [–]Tryclyde 8ポイント9ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                          How do you open the balloon once it's been tied?

                                                                          [–]vagina_city 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          Poke a hole and squirt it into a water bottle

                                                                          [–]amazinglights 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          Bite a small hole in it near the knot. When done pouring, tie another knot.

                                                                          [–]Lefffen 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                          Pop it inside a cup with your fingernails...

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                                                                            [–]IsABot 86ポイント87ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                            didn't even look in your backpack as long as you were a reasonably pretty girl

                                                                            Must be nice.

                                                                            [–]vagina_city 34ポイント35ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                            There's always the hide behind the reasonably pretty girl option

                                                                            [–]shalene 46ポイント47ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                            I put joints in my tampon casings. Or in cuffed trousers.

                                                                            [–]siccoblue 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                            And be the ugly guy behind the pretty girl they feel bad for not checking? No thanks

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                                                                              [–]YXxACExXY 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              They didn't check going into the festival grounds period. I'm a guy and I just walked in with a beer in hand/pocket or a water bottle with vodka every day

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                                                                                [–]SHOW_ME_YOUR_GOATS 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                What festivals have you been to? All the ones I've been to the security can't really be bothered for more than a surface look.

                                                                                [–]Canilearnbubblebeam 28ポイント29ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                I doubt it. I remeber watching a guy sneaking like 3 blunts in his dreads. They were even in plain sight, but security just wasn't really checking the hair and had a shit ton of people to check.

                                                                                [–]im_fapulous_ 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                I taped a bottle to my upper back and snuck it into outside lands everyday last year. Really isn't hard

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                                                                                      [–]berger77 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      Yes, yes I do.

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                                                                                        [–]ResilientHooker 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                        Because you already knew what to expect.

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                                                                                          [–]AllAboutMeMedia 135ポイント136ポイント  (42子コメント)

                                                                                          Is it just me or do a lot of women have one mole on their backs in a similar spot?

                                                                                          [–]Hiruis 126ポイント127ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                                          Wow, how else are we supposed to tell if they're women or not?

                                                                                          [–]AllAboutMeMedia 114ポイント115ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                                          Ok, did some digging. It is called The Eve Mole.

                                                                                          [–]egbertincognito 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                          Holy shit I also have one there. Off to Google.

                                                                                          [–]RROE2011 28ポイント29ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                          Source? I've never heard of this.

                                                                                          [–]AllAboutMeMedia 248ポイント249ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                          No, I completely made up that smart ass comment to counter the other smart ass comment.

                                                                                          That's how I reddit, boi.

                                                                                          [–]RROE2011 36ポイント37ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                          Well you got me good. I Googled for like a solid ten minutes.

                                                                                          [–]sothavok 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          Reddit has taught me to always finish reading a comment chain before taking a risky click or looking something up

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                                                                                                [–]SilenceOfTheLambchop 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                Whoa. I do too. According to the googles, it means we are either good wife material or will have a shitty life. Huh. TIL Mole astrology is a thing.

                                                                                                [–]czerniana 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                looks at back

                                                                                                Yes. I indeed have a mole in the same spot. I thought it was weird I had moles in the same spots as my mom, but didn't realize it extended to all women. Weird.

                                                                                                [–]hooplah 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                my friends and i used to talk about this yeeeeears ago but i haven't thought of it since. it was discovered that most of the girls in our group had a beauty mark on the exact same spot on our backs.

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                                                                                                  [–]LeRenardS13 163ポイント164ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                                                                                  Hell yeah, CANADA!!!!

                                                                                                  [–]okayattemp50[S] 111ポイント112ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                                                                  Good catch! Pemberton music festival!

                                                                                                  [–]buchsy45 22ポイント23ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                                  I was there! Such an amazing time. I can't even look at pictures without feeling nostalgic towards it.

                                                                                                  [–]vagina_city 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                  You're wasting your time! I literally just put a Micky in my pocket every day and never got caught!

                                                                                                  [–]plstc 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                  Yeah they were reeeeaaalllyy in not-give-a-shit mode all weekend. Except for the security people guarding fences at the campsite. Those guys were dicks.

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                                                                                                      [–]noisyturtle 41ポイント42ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                                      As someone who worked concert security for a few years I can say with utmost certainty that we would see that right away and confiscate it (and then drink it later ourselves. Thanks for the years of free booze kids of Colorado!)

                                                                                                      [–]GotTriggered 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                      My girl just went to EDC in Vegas a few weeks ago, girls don't even need to go this far. They don't get searched, especially by the 2nd and 3rd day. Security is so burnt out they don't give a fuck.

                                                                                                      [–]NegativeK 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                      I volunteered at Pitchfork last year, handing out crap to people walking through the security check. The last day, security was reveling in the clever ways people were smuggling things in. They were also tackling the fuck out of gate jumpers.

                                                                                                      Side note: one dude tried to sneak something through in his underwear. Security noticed the bulge and asked what it was; he dug around and pulled out an apple. They laughed, but told him he'd have to toss it -- so he stood there, right inside the gate, and ate his crotch apple.

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                                                                                                        [–]giggle_meister 26ポイント27ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                        Real story, I would slide a water bottle of vodka in my underwear when we would go to clubs not yet being 21. I always had to wear a dress though. Never failed!

                                                                                                        [–]antihexe 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                        That looks like it would hurt.

                                                                                                        [–]Under_wear 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        Just numb it with the vodka.

                                                                                                        [–]Gentleotter 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                        I feel like it's water for a club in ibiza

                                                                                                        [–]Neutral_Milk_Brotel 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                        The real solution is thoroughly cleaned sunscreen bottles.

                                                                                                        [–]ReallyLateToTheGame 36ポイント37ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                        It's like an alcoholic version of "You Might Be a Redneck."

                                                                                                        [–]AnnaBare 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        I'm pretty sure the original version also contains a lot of alcohol.

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                                                                                                          [–]ProcsMO 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                          I only need to sneak in whiskey. I think I'm going to need to find a brunette, or a redhead, depending on the distillery.

                                                                                                          [–]ibruinedmylife 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          I'm telling y'all, empty out some sunscreen bottles, wash them like 50 times, and then smuggle booze in them. I even dab a little sunblock near the lid to get rid of the alcohol smell. it worked great for me at festivals this summer, and people get a huge kick out of it when they realize why you're chugging from a sunblock tube

                                                                                                          [–]thndrstrk 37ポイント38ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                                                                                          A couple friends and I tried to sneak in some through a few water bottles. We actually punctured the bottom of the bottle to pour out the water and had a syringe and we injected the booze back in and hot glue gunned it back up. To our surprise we weren't allowed any outside beverages. Went to pound town outside the venue.

                                                                                                          Edit: yeah guys, we were 19. We thought we were sneaky. Just thought it was a relatable comment. My bad.

                                                                                                          [–]somenamestaken 118ポイント119ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                          went to pound town

                                                                                                          That's . . . not exactly what that means.

                                                                                                          [–]bobartig 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                          He has sex with his friends outside the venue, why's that so weird? We already know alcohol was involved...

                                                                                                          [–]thndrstrk 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          Any time I go HAM on anything, it gets taken to pound town.

                                                                                                          [–]Poggus 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                          My brother did this with a listerine bottle and dyed some vodka green. He then mailed it to me in a care package while I was stationed in Iraq. It was a nice gesture but man that vodka was really, really minty.

                                                                                                          [–]Konker101 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                          pretty sure you just drank listerine..

                                                                                                          [–]Poggus 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          I'm not ruling that out.

                                                                                                          [–]pheesh_man 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                          You can buy caps with the seal still unbroken. Basically you unscrew a water bottle, take off the seal ring, pour out water, refill with what ever clear alcohol, and screw back on the new cap and it looks like it's never been opened. The seal breaks off like a regular cap would. I bought some for a music festival last year. The caps were like a dollar each.

                                                                                                          [–]fuzeebear 12ポイント13ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                                          Why did you even bother injecting and gluing the bottle? I imagine if you opened the bottle to demonstrate that the seal was intact until that moment, they'd smell the alcohol.

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