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[–]Theemuts 706ポイント707ポイント  (21子コメント)

And when he's finished he looks deep into her eyes and calls her a ho, three times.

[–]LiquidQuartz 183ポイント184ポイント  (19子コメント)

You forgot the part where he orgasms while screaming "Merry Christmas!"

[–]RuckerPark 104ポイント105ポイント  (7子コメント)

You're in my winter wonderland now.

(Santa is love. Santa is life.)

[–]Chachajenkins 18ポイント19ポイント  (6子コメント)

I was only 9 years old.

[–]allcapsisyelling 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

[–]xisytenin 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Anyone else notice that Santa wasn't the one molesting the girl? I kind of expected that to be the discussion.

[–]OniNomad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the wording of the sign more than the creepy frosty thats molesterery

[–]GrungeLord 46ポイント47ポイント  (5子コメント)

"Let it snow!"

[–]apm963 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Them others makin' it rain

I'm makin' it sno' [ho ho ho]"

[–]vravikumar -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm confused... We still talking about Santa, or did we move on to young Jeezy?

[–]TheFlyingMarlin 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Le tits now!"

FTFY

[–]Halfwombat 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

M'rry Christmas

[–]KonnichiNya 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That reads perfectly in Cleveland's voice.

[–]LetsGetRealWeird 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whiiittteeee Christmasssss

[–]richardec 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And he gets it on dancer, on dasher, on dinner, on vixen....

[–]shiny_dittos 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spoilers

[–]theruchet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Merry fucking Christmas*

[–]robocalypse 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shhhhhh.... Go back to sleep.

[–]cyclopath 144ポイント145ポイント  (10子コメント)

Wrap your package before you shove it down my chimney

[–]exatron 37ポイント38ポイント  (9子コメント)

Step 1- cut a hole in the box.

[–]csrankman 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

Step 2- put you junk in dat box

[–]submortimer 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

Step 3 - Get her to open the box.

AND THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT!

[–]TBones0072 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Step 4 - Profit?

[–]guninmouth 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it were porn, yes.

[–]YeastOfBuccaFlats 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It already has a hole?

[–]sicsixgun 226ポイント227ポイント  (28子コメント)

Ah. It's awesome because the person who made the sign clearly missed the rapeyness.

[–]cyclopath 101ポイント102ポイント  (19子コメント)

To be fair, reddit has made us all pretty receptive to innuendo. Anymore, I can make pretty much any sentence a 'That's What She Said', joke.

[–]cyvaris 51ポイント52ポイント  (8子コメント)

Reddit has made you receptive to innuendo ehhh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]StopReadingMyUser 97ポイント98ポイント  (6子コメント)

in ur endo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]rhymes_with_chicken -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what she said.

[–]reallyreallyrealyfun 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

This honestly kind of disturbs me and makes me realize how low my maturity level can be. My uncle once told me that if I hung out with my cousin I might find someone I loved. I literally couldn't imagine he meant anything other than I'd get into a relationship with my cousin. Normal people would not find the picture in the OP WTF in any way.

[–]idwthis 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or maybe your uncle just wanted you to spend more time at his house under the premise that your hanging out with your cousin.

Yep, thanks to stereotypical creepy uncles and reddit, I totally think your uncle was creepy.

I'm so sorry.

[–]reallyreallyrealyfun 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well he was visiting from 2 states away so probably not. But I did think it was a weird thing for him to say but I guess older generations just don't associate everything as innuendo.

Ever since then I've realized how much reddit has effected my brain. In serious ways I think reddit holds me back from certain areas of maturity. I think what he said, to him, meant some sort of family love like finding a friend. That is honestly a totally foreign concept to me. I simply do not think of my family as people I would actually hang out with. I have almost no desire to meet my family outside of immediate family. I think tight-knit families are an old concept left over from when all people could rely on was their "clans". If he thought family should stay together, why did he move 2 states away?

[–]InvaderDem 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I challenge you!

To be fair, reddit has made us all pretty receptive to innuendo. Anymore, I can make pretty much any sentence a 'That's What She Said', joke.

[–]virnovus 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

I challenge you!

That's not even a hard one.

[–]LesovikkDroa 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh, it's hard. Don't worry.

[–]cjantichrist210 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not worried I'm interested. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]redfatty888 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Worse than that I didn't even recognize what the actual meaning was until I thought about it for awhile

[–]oldmoneey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is pretty fucking overt though

[–]cyborg_127 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I went on an Archer binge recently, and have started to use 'Phrasing!' instead.

[–]TurkeyFleet 34ポイント35ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah, in a big way. I couldn't even figure out the intention for a while, but have concluded it means 'stop at this house, I've been good'

[–]PlopKitties 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Please stop here" or "At my house" would've made more sense.

[–]Tommy2255 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's supposed to stop at every house though. The naughty and nice lists just determine coal or presents.

[–]michaelfarker 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are different stories, but according to a common Germanic tradition Santa stops at the good houses and gives presents. Krampus comes for the bad kids and doles out punishment.

[–]burritosandblunts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was like a please stop sign for waiting in line to see Santa at a mall, but I'm kinda drunk.

[–]LifeHasLeft 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know how else to interpret it.

[–]Quest4life 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

TBF if you look at the back you would probably see "Made in China". Don't expect many chinese factory workers to understand english enough to understand the different meanings of words.

[–]Raabiam 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup, That's the joke.

[–]honestdirt 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

that's why you're getting a lump of something else - santa

[–]Ramrod312 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

Cancer?

[–]AngstBurger 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Doctor looks over the chart

"Little Suzie, I'm afraid you've got a terrible disease called Mistletoe"

"Uh, th-that doesn't s-sound so bad.."

"All your toes have turned into horrible coal-shaped tumours. It's already metastasized to your lymph nodes. You have twelve days of Christmas to live. "

[–]barneszilla 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

'Rudolph... That red nose... It's a Tumor... And it's inoperable'

'Like a happy Tumor?'

'No, it's malignant, and it's very Se..'

'Like a wonderful magical Christmas tu....'

'You're going to die'

[–]Devistator 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just the lump?

[–]fuckface_academy 93ポイント94ポイント  (10子コメント)

Santa is, uh, not a snowman.

[–]bigguy1027 54ポイント55ポイント  (2子コメント)

Santa, uh, finds a way.

[–]a_sleeping_lion 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats part of the creepiness... the snowman captures little girls and holds them for santa. The sign is part of their inside joke. See how the snowman is smiling?

[–]badriguez 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Santa, I've been a good girl. Please stop

...this creepy snow golem's reign of terror!

[–]DrunkCaliban 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's Frosty. He's holding her down for Santa. Frosty is into cuckold play.

[–]TrollieMcTrollstein 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You implying Frosty and the little girl are together?

[–]DrunkCaliban 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, I am implying that.

[–]bstampl1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The snowman is the one speaking to Santa.

[–]Rhumald -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The snowman is holding the sign...

[–]soulstealer1984 45ポイント46ポイント  (5子コメント)

What makes it worse is the fact that it looks like frosty is railing her right now. He has such an evil smirk on his face.

[–]energylife 9ポイント10ポイント  (10子コメント)

Um... where can I get that sign?

[–]DrinkMoreCodeMore[S] 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

Google query "Santa please stop" "ive been a good girl" "sign" yielded this

http://www.ebay.ie/itm/Christmas-Santa-Stop-Sign-3-Designs-Available-PM202-/320753535883?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&var=&hash=item4aae668b8b

[–]kn33 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oooh. I get what the please stop is actually supposed to mean now

[–]ImperiumOfMankind 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Sold out because of you!

[–]TheScienceSpy 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

60 people actually bought this thing because of this post? Fuck. http://imgur.com/YW47q9D

[–]jc1412 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

This guy is going to wonder wtf? How come sales just went up 600%! Guess I better order more of these signs, they are selling like hot cake. And a few days later he is not going to know what to do with all those extra signs that are not going to sell.

[–]Sin_Ceras 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"It's only July. People must be really excited for Christmas this year."

[–]ImperiumOfMankind 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha that's hilarious

[–]cyvaris 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The good boy one is just as bad if not worse.

[–]creativexangst 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I got mine at the Christmas Tree Shop.

[–]guninmouth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a place north of Detroit that sells Christmas crap all year round. I'm sure they have stuff like this.

[–]itsnotallbadmom 27ポイント28ポイント  (6子コメント)

Holiday rape is the best.

[–]Champigne 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/funny is leaking.

[–]Ashken 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

/r/crappydesign

[–]pdf_thomas 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Isn't that Frosty? NOT Santa?

[–]skewp 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Frosty is assisting her in imploring Santa to stop at her home.

[–]doppelwurzel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a classic example of identity theft.

[–]Dizzymo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not eggnog!!!

[–]jimibulgin 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's July. GTFO!

[–]Lightningstar95 23ポイント24ポイント  (7子コメント)

/r/im14andthisiswtf

[–]DiaperParty 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

you don't find the rapiness of this to be wtf? this isn't /r/gore

[–]royaladrian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

not only that, but its a repost too.... sigh

[–]madd74 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/SummerReddit

[–]brandonbruce -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beat me to it

[–]littlefilms 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Santa always empties his sack on Christmas

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]chbay 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why does Santa have such a large sack?

Because he only comes once a year

[–]confused_dwarf 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Santa comes once a year.

[–]darthmung 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"No" means "Ho ho ho!"

[–]M_M_Ardenne 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

... and that's not Santa

[–]ghostoutfit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Santa, I've been a good girl, please stop.

[–]felixjawesome 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Christ! They keep pushing the Christmas shopping season further and further back! It's not even Fall yet for fuck's sake.

[–]jeepdave 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm getting kinda tired of these weak memes that take something innocent and turn it disturbing. Maybe I'm just getting old. I think there is so little innocence left in the world must we rub out every last drop?

[–]RTCsFinest 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

While the snowman watches in a dark corner of the room, his coal eyes glistening with delight as he strokes his carrot.

[–]DrinkMoreCodeMore[S] -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

dat carrot ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[–]Clemburger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Crauder 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Well for starters, that's Frosty the Snowman. And I can't be the only one questioning the whereabouts of his corncob pipe..

[–]lesserGodplease 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Frosty has a button nose...not a carrot.

[–]UsernameWritersBlock 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

So what is he using his carrot for?

[–]Crauder 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

FINE. It's just a regular snowman sexually assaulting some helpless victim. ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW?!

[–]-PaperbackWriter- 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It doesn't say it's Santa, the snowman is just holding the sign that's DIRECTED at Santa

[–]purpl3nubela 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

3000 upvotes for a repost?

[–]Subwaycookienipples 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have cum to fill your stocking little girl

[–]Bossk22 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Frosty has a smile like, "She only eats my Otter-pop now Santa... Mewhahaha"

[–]Jason_Anaminus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Relevant

[–]ZombieBambie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had this one when I was a kid... Only just realised how bad that sign was...

[–]Airscrew 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He may be, but that is Frosty.

[–]mixt13 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

frosty literally has the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face.

[–]JitGoinHam 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When Frosty is doin his thing he makes bitches call him Santa.

[–]SamKitz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't think that one through, did they...

[–]illdrawyourface 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That snowman has been taken over by the Lich.

[–]Last_Gigolo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But that's Frosty behind her.

[–]rythmicbread 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it forgot to add the word "here" at the end. As in please stop HERE vs Please stop doing things to me

[–]IAmALinux 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This belongs on CreepySantaPhotos.

[–]fullcircle_bflo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The snow man is murderous looking, and the woman looks very old to have blonde hair.

[–]beaucephus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sleighs me.

[–]combusts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's wrong both visually and verbally.

[–]imrlybord7 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah shit.

[–]PTgenius 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Question: which of these following 2 lenny faces is the closest to the snowman's face?

( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• ) or ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ).

I'll be waiting... ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)

[–]VeryBlindNinja 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://imgur.com/gallery/wy1V2Wo

[–]Sinderelly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Phrasing

[–]wolfguardian72 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hope Santa doesn't mind that it'll be a little Frosty in there.

[–]analogkid1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's gonna "come" down your "chimney".

[–]elZaphod 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Santa will stop when he's finished little one, now turn onto your belly. HohoHo!

[–]crambler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That isn't Santa.

[–]HoneySmaks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://3.media.bustedtees.cvcdn.com/f/-/bustedtees.801605ff-6fd3-4eaf-86de-eb551186.gif

[–]TheGreatRoh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bitch! My name is Frosty!

[–]minibini 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A subtle cry for help. Jeebus, somebody save her!

[–]Feggy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/Yq1E5.jpg

[–]punkkapoika 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Santa Claus village, Rovaniemi, Finland?

[–]idwthis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My best friend in elementary school way back in the day, they always had that sign in front of their house every Christmas. I never realized how damn wrong it seemed until now.

[–]marlon_brando_diet 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

From the looks of it Santa and Frosty are giving her a trip to the Eiffel Tower for Christmas.

[–]justtoclick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like the SNOWMAN is creepy to me...

[–]Pyyii 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Phrasing!

[–]toavahi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Santa has a history of sexual deviancy.

[–]playing_the_angel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I made my mom a promise when I was seven years old that I would never get too old for Santa. Therefore, even in my 20's I still get my annual picture with him and have a collection of photos that were taken on his lap at an older age than the usual person that sees him.

I normally always get my Picture taken at the same mall every year, but one year (I was 15) I saw a Santa that was at a different location. But at this particular mall I noticed that the Santa was making very off-color remarks. One example is "Mrs. Claus is going to be pretty mad when she knows I have this hot girl sitting on my lap!", and other similar comments. Although I took it as being a bit inappropriate, I didn't really dwell on it.

But then less than a week later there was a Breaking News segment on the TV saying that this particular Santa just got arrested at the mall for allegations that he had been molesting/sexual assaulting children.

Don't get me wrong - I'm sure most Santas are perfectly alright guys. But just a warning that if your Santa is making strange /semi-inappropriate remarks that there just might be more to the story.

[–]info90 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read this as "Satan is creepy" and was thinking

Yeah, no shit

[–]Danny_Wallbanger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So is Frosty...

[–]Pseudo-Adult 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly, people. There is nothing creepy about an old man who loves having little children sit on his lap while they whisper their deepest desires in his ear.

Wait, I mean, there is nothing wrong with a strange man who keeps a closely monitored list of all our wrongdoings which he personally maintains by spying on us while we sleep.

Crap, no. What I mean is, we don't need to be think wrongly about a guy who breaks into our house every year in the dead of night in order to fill socks with toys or dirty rocks and eat our cookies.

That sounds bad too. Last try: Christmas is about Jesus and love, right? So Santa is a magical half elf who brings covetous gifts and puts them under our candle-lit nature-worship trees during the solstice.

Wait... why the fuck we keep this asshole again?

[–]CreamyGoobeard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does it make me weird if I have a Santa fetish?

[–]mourning_breakfast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's creepy is that it's July.

[–]3Effie412 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If your mind wasn't in the gutter, you would be less creepy.

[–]OfeyDofey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very Creepy Indeed!

[–]cyclopath 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He made me touch his Yule log...

[–]FenrisianFang84 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/creepy will pick this up in no time for sure, anything goes.

Saying that, this was a very, very poorly thought out sign.

[–]Panzer517 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Once again Reddit, thanks for destroying my childhood innocence

[–]pokezrp 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

he sees when you are sleeping

[–]cyvaris 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He knows when you're awake.

He's watching all the time and he touches himself a lot.

[–]BioOrpheus -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Something something lenny face

[–]lionzion -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Frosty is creepy

[–]FeedMeSpiders -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Santa pls

[–]CorpWarrior24 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bill Cosby photo shop in three, two, one .....

[–]phusion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, take it blondie!

[–]Joe_Mamma1080 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]heryesher 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is perfect! Reposted to /r/christmascreepy