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[–]b4da__ 404ポイント405ポイント  (19子コメント)

I don't need your attitude

[–]sli 343ポイント344ポイント  (16子コメント)

dolr tr, pls

[–]Magnum45. HALIBUT . 198ポイント199ポイント  (14子コメント)

order toat

[–]Fiskie 50ポイント51ポイント  (13子コメント)

This sub needs a reference gallery or something because I see this in every thread and I still don't know what it is from

[–]idonteatbigmacs"That will be ok" 128ポイント129ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't need your attitude dolr tr

[–]cadastre 69ポイント70ポイント  (6子コメント)

Its one of the top posts of all time on this sub. Someone kept posting "order corn" on Walmart's page.

[–]NJ_ 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Order corn" was one of the first things posted on the subreddit so people like to quote it or variations on it.

.. Love Grand Master Flash.

[–]kemoparu 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

we should make a wiki!

[–]dank_kank_mckrankNO ONE KNOW WHAT I AM FEEL 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

order reference gallery

[–]A_CHEERFUL_GUY 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can this be this subs tl; dr? It's so fitting. Dolr; tr

[–]witeowl 69ポイント70ポイント  (1子コメント)

I really do feel sorry for Dollar Tree on that one. The Dollar Tree rep was nice and polite, then some random person gets on with a comment able to be misinterpreted and Goldy gets all pissed at Dollar Tree.

[–]pizza_brb 217ポイント218ポイント  (3子コメント)

My marriage is falling apart.

pls walmart

[–]CStanners 69ポイント70ポイント  (1子コメント)

All of these are so simple and honest, just makes it sadder.

[–]__________________99 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

That one about the marriage falling apart actually made me feel pretty bad.

[–]Glitchsbrew 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

1 like

[–]PatronymicPenguinhow do i downlod my pictures lovegma 144ポイント145ポイント  (2子コメント)

#Applebaes

[–]Jonah_and_the_Quail 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was the most perfect response ever.

[–][deleted] 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

. #brandssayingbae

[–]waxwickNonna couldn't find the spatula. 133ポイント134ポイント  (9子コメント)

Lost it at "Try using your phone's camera".

[–]ohnoheditnt 40ポイント41ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm betting they did a search for "your phones camera"

[–]mrpunaway 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

Implying they knew how to search apps on their phone.

[–]ohnoheditnt 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Knows what an app is, this is a HIP grandma.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't even understand her question to begin with. "taking selfies by using your hand to take the pictures". As opposed to taking pictures with your feet? Even if she was using her feet, how the hell would an app change that? They really do think that electronics are magic.

[–]Twinkies_FTW 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Im not sure about other phones but mine allows me to take selfies by just showing my palm to the camera. I guess it might be hard to have to extend your thumb while holding your holding out your phone

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, you must have one of those fancy Palm Pilots I've heard so much about.

[–]stop_saying_content 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It could well be this is what the old lady was referring to, and they essentially told her that it was a built-in feature of her phone's camera. Pretty legit.

[–]cspyny"That will be ok" 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

How do I take a self picture? Oh! Use the camera!?!?

[–]UrdnotGaal 120ポイント121ポイント  (4子コメント)

Are u mad at me

[–]shakkajon[S] 71ポイント72ポイント  (3子コメント)

What could he have done to piss off the colonel?

[–]Zeitgeis1 66ポイント67ポイント  (2子コメント)

Who cares my marriage is falling apart.

[–]jakeyjake1990 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wait.. Where's my dog gone?

[–]eye_fork 98ポイント99ポイント  (9子コメント)

The seniors of Eugene Oregon really need to taste some REAL chili if they are upset about losing Wendy's chili.

[–]Euphorium 41ポイント42ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't know what it is about old people, but they love their Wendy's dollar menu.

[–]retardcharizardHey John, calm down. 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's nice when you're hungry and can't sleep. I guess all fast food is that way though.

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Affordability, I guess.

[–]BensonBubbler 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

There apparently were 5 in Eugene/Springfield, and now she has to drive to Corvallis, the university's rival. It really is a lot worse than it sounds.

[–]Nitroglencerin 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

That one closed too. Apparently the franchisee wasn't meeting the terms of their franchise agreement so the eight Wendy's they owned closed.

They'll have to drive farther for chili now...

[–]BensonBubbler 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus! Where is she driving now? Cottage Grove?

[–]Isthiscreativeenough 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck. I haven't had a baconator since November. I'm actually starving to death. Pls send aid to Eugene.

[–]chicken_nuggets69 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's all we had! It's a struggle. Without our chili society is falling apart. Send help (and chili).

[–]iSpccn 195ポイント196ポイント  (6子コメント)

ARE YOU A PERSON?

AM I ANOYYING YOU?

Fan-fucking-tastic!

[–]Kantor48 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're the best, iSpccn :)

[–]MrGuttFeeling 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

YALL

translation: Every single one of you.

[–]ThanksObama92 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just have a hard time imagining that Briahnna is an old person.

[–]ResidentSmartass 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just saw the actual post. Briahnna is either a teenager or the youngest-looking old person in the world.

[–]Whobotsthebots 38ポイント39ポイント  (13子コメント)

That's just beautiful. Tyson will forever be my favorite.

[–]MisallocatedRacismhalp 30ポイント31ポイント  (12子コメント)

no

[–]Whobotsthebots 3ポイント4ポイント  (10子コメント)

no what?

[–]MisallocatedRacismhalp 23ポイント24ポイント  (9子コメント)

unsubscribe

[–]mPORTZER 12ポイント13ポイント  (6子コメント)

exit thread, please

[–]MisallocatedRacismhalp 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

I am afraid

[–]Band_Derp"That will be ok" 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

CANCEL FEAR

[–]Whobotsthebots 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fear is the mind killer.

[–]Whobotsthebots 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I'll stay, but thanks for asking!

[–]The_Whole_World 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

unsubsc

[–]SmazzyWazzock 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/no

[–]cky12qxz 31ポイント32ポイント  (12子コメント)

Who drives 45 miles for fast food?

[–]Fowlerbaby123 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

And at their driving pace, that would be over 2 hours, so I guess a trip to Wendys is basically a day trip.

[–]ConvertsToMetric 20ポイント21ポイント  (10子コメント)

Mouseover to view the metric conversion for this comment

[–]oreopoptartman 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

My marriage is falling apart

[–]maxopotamus1 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Susan died yesterday

[–]MrSquigles 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm on mobile. This is discrimination.

[–]kangaesugiTHANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING MY FRIENDSHIP LINDA. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

i cant be myself around you anymore

[–]Caterpiller101 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a user of the imperial system but I'm sorry how they cheat you good bot!

[–]GondileNo Old Country Buffet for Old Men -1ポイント0ポイント  (4子コメント)

No one asked for your help, tin head.

[–]TotesMessenger 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]GondileNo Old Country Buffet for Old Men 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're not needed either, metal boy.

[–]maeradI DID NOT WORK FOR OLIV GARDEN 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

that bot don't need your attitude

[–]Caterpiller101 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

botsrights!

[–]ameliadenice 32ポイント33ポイント  (3子コメント)

The eBay logo discussion was on Olive Garden's Facebook page.

[–]admirablefox 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that's the best part of it.

[–]sarcastabal 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think you mean bread stick garden.

[–]call_it_art 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why don't you serve olives and not breadsticks?

[–]BryanCrayonston 26ポイント27ポイント  (4子コメント)

I work at a local TV station, and along with my normal job stuff, I spend time answering questions and gathering tips from our viewers on Facebook. I get stuff like this all the time! I had a conversation just like Quaker Chewy Granola Bars and Briahnna a few months back haha.

[–]Rasalom 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

IS MY SON THERE

[–]TheHoundsOFLove 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Post that gold bro

[–]BryanCrayonston 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, I would really love to. But after saying what I've said on here about where I work, I really don't want to put my company name out there.

[–]Ramza_Claus 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

He asked Red Lobster if they ever get sad sometimes.

[–]The_Whole_World 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

my marriage is falling apart

[–]FiveLions 72ポイント73ポイント  (3子コメント)

I've tried so many subreddits out, to make me laugh...Nothing does it like OPF...I actually get how some people wouldn't understand this style of sense of humor, but this scratches me right where I itch.

BTW, my marriage is falling apart.

[–]lioninacoma- 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

the Walmart dog one is just perfect

[–]Toa_Ignika 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh my god I'm dying. Thank you so much for this.

[–]TheTrendyCyborg 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

discusting i have kids on here

[–]skazzz 35ポイント36ポイント  (3子コメント)

I stumbled across this sub about a week ago while browsing on my phone after my gf fell asleep. I woke her up crying with laughter. Old people talking to companies on Facebook is my favorite thing on the internet right now. Order corn

[–]isthatcatparty 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Same thing happened with me, except I woke up my husband. I was also six months pregnant and had to google "is laughing too hard bad during pregnancy."

[–]TheHoundsOFLove 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hi /u/isthatcatparty me and Ralph were so glad to hear about you "New Addition" lol Don't be laughing too hard you know what happens to us catpartiers lol I won;t say it outloud on "FACEBOOK"

[–]isthatcatparty 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Discusting my babies here.

[–]broken_radio 28ポイント29ポイント  (9子コメント)

Haha it's true, I live in Eugene and lost my Wendy's restaurant on River Road. All of these Baconator commercials are pissing me off, anyone want to mail me one?

[–]NancyHicks-Gribble 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

order baconator

[–]RespekKnuckles 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

toats

[–]Firewasp987 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't need your attitude respk knls

[–]BensonBubbler 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Give all your money to Corvallis.

[–]Isthiscreativeenough 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. Any cities out there that still have a Wendy's please send aid to Lane County.

[–]hopeeforever 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Unrelated, but my mom lives in Eugene! I think.

[–]Chkldst 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is my grandson there?

[–]broken_radio 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's he wearing? I'll walk around downtown looking for him today.

[–]sweetjingle 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

March 10, the day the world as we knew it ended.

[–]shakkajon[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

That was very ominous. I wonder what happened that day?

[–]sweetjingle 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

ORdeR cOrn

[–]DigiDuncan 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

March 10:

I was born.

[–]The_Whole_World 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

THIS IS NOT MY REAL BIRTHDAY HAVE THIS FIXED OR EXPEXT A LAWSUIT

[–]nirad 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best spin award goes to Applebee's

[–]robotboy98 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

no

[–]EggheadDash 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love how some of the social media teams actually try to be helpful and polite.

[–]MayaMaia 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

The picture of Doris to Amazon is my favourite.

[–]Zeitgeis1 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just found this sub after someone told me my dad would be a celebrity here. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Is my gra ndson at the rEddits wth YOUu??

[–]HiCats 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I lost it at "my marriage is falling apart"

[–]scooducks 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is a distinct lack of Wendy's in Eugene now that I think about it.

[–]BOOMdropthemic 16ポイント17ポイント  (13子コメント)

A sixteen year old great-granddaughter?! That lady has to be like 110.

[–]arcoolka 35ポイント36ポイント  (10子コメント)

Not really.

16 year old can have, at the youngest (not quite but assuming), 32 year old mother.

52 year old grandmother.

72 year old great-grandmother.

[–]BOOMdropthemic 21ポイント22ポイント  (7子コメント)

yeah that makes sense. I just realized my family is old.

[–]skoalbrother 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

AM I ANOYYING YOU?

[–]imatthewhitecastle 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

try to be a good father and granddad til the end

[–]nickd182 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god it all makes sense now

[–]peteroh9"That will be ok" 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you ever get sad sometimes?

[–]essenoh2you 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

My grandpa turned 91 today and I'm 22.

[–]BOOMdropthemic 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tell him Happy Birthday, from a random internet stranger :)

[–]cxtx3 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hi BOOMdropthemic its mom we're all doing fine here aunt clara died was very sad hope you are well

[–]stop_saying_content 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy shit. In slut families there are 52-year-old great-grandmothers.

[–]arcoolka 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's go deeper, shall we? If we keep with a trend of popping out a baby as early as 12, a slut family can have a 48 year old great-grandmother.

There are some people who have only been parents for 8 years at that age.

[–]roomnoisesgoogle remove flair 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Math might be wrong off the top of my head, but if she and her children/grandchildren all had kids at 25 (and people have definitely had kids earlier), she would be around 90

Not impossibly old, definitely old for facebook though

[–]hopeeforever 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm 20 and my great grandma is like 80

[–]Regina_George_Victim 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

These are amazing. I legit just peed a little.

[–]cspyny"That will be ok" 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ingreediants

[–]VayneLover 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Train of tought when walmat

[–]PerNihilAdNihil 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor Christine has to drive 65 miles for Wendy's Chili. A genuine first world tragedy!

[–]Lbender12 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Order shower chairs

[–]Lochcelious 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Many of these must be satire.

[–]onepennytoomany 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

ORDER BAES

[–]TheAtlanticGuy"That will be ok" 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Facebook company representatives are truly the unsung heroes of our time.

[–]RUPTURED_URETHRA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

All of this makes me realize old people simply do not understand the modern world. Then I realized that one day I'll be one of those "old people". :(

[–]ZKXXbannana bread recipe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

3rd pic is the most German woman I've ever seen

[–]patronoftheinhuman 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I demand a part 2

[–]shakkajon[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'll make apart 2soon

[–]patronoftheinhuman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for meeting my demands

[–]MrSquigles 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Fox2Now screenshot was taken by the person running the page. Brilliant.

[–]haffbaked 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm impressed that person posted "shower chair" and they actual delivered with a link.

[–]BedOfBlanketsI don't need your attitude 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So funny.

[–]holodogdirections to doctor office 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, if I was an intern for one of these corps I would totally try to commiserate with confused people on facebook.

"Do you ever get sad, red lobster?"

"Yes, sometimes when I have to throw little baby lobsters into a vat of boiling water :( What about you, Dolores?"

[–]coloradobro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

is my grandson there

[–]cspyny"That will be ok" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does anyone have the "She is with the lord now"?