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[–]b4da__ 280ポイント281ポイント  (15子コメント)

I don't need your attitude

[–]sli 223ポイント224ポイント  (12子コメント)

dolr tr, pls

[–]Magnum45. HALIBUT . 129ポイント130ポイント  (11子コメント)

order toat

[–]Fiskie 30ポイント31ポイント  (10子コメント)

This sub needs a reference gallery or something because I see this in every thread and I still don't know what it is from

[–]idonteatbigmacs"That will be ok" 68ポイント69ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't need your attitude dolr tr

[–]cadastre 45ポイント46ポイント  (5子コメント)

Its one of the top posts of all time on this sub. Someone kept posting "order corn" on Walmart's page.

[–]NJ_ 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Order corn" was one of the first things posted on the subreddit so people like to quote it or variations on it.

.. Love Grand Master Flash.

[–]kemoparu 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

we should make a wiki!

[–]witeowl 49ポイント50ポイント  (1子コメント)

I really do feel sorry for Dollar Tree on that one. The Dollar Tree rep was nice and polite, then some random person gets on with a comment able to be misinterpreted and Goldy gets all pissed at Dollar Tree.

[–]pizza_brb 139ポイント140ポイント  (2子コメント)

My marriage is falling apart.

pls walmart

[–]CStanners 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

All of these are so simple and honest, just makes it sadder.

[–]__________________99 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

That one about the marriage falling apart actually made me feel pretty bad.

[–]PatronymicPenguinhow do i downlod my pictures lovegma 89ポイント90ポイント  (2子コメント)

#Applebaes

[–]cw417 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

. #brandssayingbae

[–]Jonah_and_the_Quail 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was the most perfect response ever.

[–]UrdnotGaal 84ポイント85ポイント  (3子コメント)

Are u mad at me

[–]shakkajon[S] 53ポイント54ポイント  (2子コメント)

What could he have done to piss off the colonel?

[–]Zeitgeis1 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who cares my marriage is falling apart.

[–]jakeyjake1990 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait.. Where's my dog gone?

[–]waxwickNonna couldn't find the spatula. 80ポイント81ポイント  (8子コメント)

Lost it at "Try using your phone's camera".

[–]ohnoheditnt 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm betting they did a search for "your phones camera"

[–]mrpunaway 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

Implying they knew how to search apps on their phone.

[–]ohnoheditnt 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Knows what an app is, this is a HIP grandma.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't even understand her question to begin with. "taking selfies by using your hand to take the pictures". As opposed to taking pictures with your feet? Even if she was using her feet, how the hell would an app change that? They really do think that electronics are magic.

[–]Twinkies_FTW 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Im not sure about other phones but mine allows me to take selfies by just showing my palm to the camera. I guess it might be hard to have to extend your thumb while holding your holding out your phone

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, you must have one of those fancy Palm Pilots I've heard so much about.

[–]stop_saying_content 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It could well be this is what the old lady was referring to, and they essentially told her that it was a built-in feature of her phone's camera. Pretty legit.

[–]eye_fork 74ポイント75ポイント  (5子コメント)

The seniors of Eugene Oregon really need to taste some REAL chili if they are upset about losing Wendy's chili.

[–]Euphorium 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't know what it is about old people, but they love their Wendy's dollar menu.

[–]retardcharizardHey John, calm down. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's nice when you're hungry and can't sleep. I guess all fast food is that way though.

[–]BensonBubbler 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

There apparently were 5 in Eugene/Springfield, and now she has to drive to Corvallis, the university's rival. It really is a lot worse than it sounds.

[–]Isthiscreativeenough 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck. I haven't had a baconator since November. I'm actually starving to death. Pls send aid to Eugene.

[–]iSpccn 143ポイント144ポイント  (5子コメント)

ARE YOU A PERSON?

AM I ANOYYING YOU?

Fan-fucking-tastic!

[–]Kantor48 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're the best, iSpccn :)

[–]MrGuttFeeling 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

YALL

translation: Every single one of you.

[–]ThanksObama92 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just have a hard time imagining that Briahnna is an old person.

[–]Whobotsthebots 27ポイント28ポイント  (12子コメント)

That's just beautiful. Tyson will forever be my favorite.

[–]MisallocatedRacismhalp 21ポイント22ポイント  (11子コメント)

no

[–]Whobotsthebots 4ポイント5ポイント  (10子コメント)

no what?

[–]MisallocatedRacismhalp 19ポイント20ポイント  (9子コメント)

unsubscribe

[–]mPORTZER 9ポイント10ポイント  (6子コメント)

exit thread, please

[–]Whobotsthebots 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I'll stay, but thanks for asking!

[–]The_Whole_World 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

unsubsc

[–]FiveLions 48ポイント49ポイント  (3子コメント)

I've tried so many subreddits out, to make me laugh...Nothing does it like OPF...I actually get how some people wouldn't understand this style of sense of humor, but this scratches me right where I itch.

BTW, my marriage is falling apart.

[–]skazzz 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

I stumbled across this sub about a week ago while browsing on my phone after my gf fell asleep. I woke her up crying with laughter. Old people talking to companies on Facebook is my favorite thing on the internet right now. Order corn

[–]cky12qxz 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

Who drives 45 miles for fast food?

[–]ConvertsToMetric 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

Mouseover to view the metric conversion for this comment

[–]oreopoptartman 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

My marriage is falling apart

[–]GondileNo Old Country Buffet for Old Men 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No one asked for your help, tin head.

[–]Fowlerbaby123 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And at their driving pace, that would be over 2 hours, so I guess a trip to Wendys is basically a day trip.

[–]BryanCrayonston 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

I work at a local TV station, and along with my normal job stuff, I spend time answering questions and gathering tips from our viewers on Facebook. I get stuff like this all the time! I had a conversation just like Quaker Chewy Granola Bars and Briahnna a few months back haha.

[–]lioninacoma- 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

the Walmart dog one is just perfect

[–]Ramza_Claus 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

He asked Red Lobster if they ever get sad sometimes.

[–]The_Whole_World 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

my marriage is falling apart

[–]Toa_Ignika 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh my god I'm dying. Thank you so much for this.

[–]TheTrendyCyborg 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

discusting i have kids on here

[–]ameliadenice 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

The eBay logo discussion was on Olive Garden's Facebook page.

[–]admirablefox 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that's the best part of it.

[–]broken_radio 21ポイント22ポイント  (6子コメント)

Haha it's true, I live in Eugene and lost my Wendy's restaurant on River Road. All of these Baconator commercials are pissing me off, anyone want to mail me one?

[–]NancyHicks-Gribble 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

order baconator

[–]BensonBubbler 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Give all your money to Corvallis.

[–]Isthiscreativeenough 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. Any cities out there that still have a Wendy's please send aid to Lane County.

[–]hopeeforever 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Unrelated, but my mom lives in Eugene! I think.

[–]Chkldst 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is my grandson there?

[–]sweetjingle 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

March 10, the day the world as we knew it ended.

[–]shakkajon[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

That was very ominous. I wonder what happened that day?

[–]sweetjingle 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

ORdeR cOrn

[–]DigiDuncan 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

March 10:

I was born.

[–]The_Whole_World 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

THIS IS NOT MY REAL BIRTHDAY HAVE THIS FIXED OR EXPEXT A LAWSUIT

[–]nirad 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best spin award goes to Applebee's

[–]robotboy98 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

no

[–]Zeitgeis1 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just found this sub after someone told me my dad would be a celebrity here. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Is my gra ndson at the rEddits wth YOUu??

[–]EggheadDash 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love how some of the social media teams actually try to be helpful and polite.

[–]HiCats 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I lost it at "my marriage is falling apart"

[–]scooducks 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is a distinct lack of Wendy's in Eugene now that I think about it.

[–]BOOMdropthemic 11ポイント12ポイント  (11子コメント)

A sixteen year old great-granddaughter?! That lady has to be like 110.

[–]arcoolka 22ポイント23ポイント  (8子コメント)

Not really.

16 year old can have, at the youngest (not quite but assuming), 32 year old mother.

52 year old grandmother.

72 year old great-grandmother.

[–]BOOMdropthemic 16ポイント17ポイント  (6子コメント)

yeah that makes sense. I just realized my family is old.

[–]skoalbrother 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

AM I ANOYYING YOU?

[–]imatthewhitecastle 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

try to be a good father and granddad til the end

[–]nickd182 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god it all makes sense now

[–]peteroh9"That will be ok" 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you ever get sad sometimes?

[–]essenoh2you 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

My grandpa turned 91 today and I'm 22.

[–]BOOMdropthemic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tell him Happy Birthday, from a random internet stranger :)

[–]stop_saying_content -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit. In slut families there are 52-year-old great-grandmothers.

[–]roomnoisesgoogle remove flair 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Math might be wrong off the top of my head, but if she and her children/grandchildren all had kids at 25 (and people have definitely had kids earlier), she would be around 90

Not impossibly old, definitely old for facebook though

[–]hopeeforever 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm 20 and my great grandma is like 80

[–]cspyny"That will be ok" 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ingreediants

[–]Regina_George_Victim 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

These are amazing. I legit just peed a little.

[–]VayneLover 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Train of tought when walmat

[–]PerNihilAdNihil 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor Christine has to drive 65 miles for Wendy's Chili. A genuine first world tragedy!

[–]Lbender12 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Order shower chairs

[–]TheAtlanticGuy"That will be ok" 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Facebook company representatives are truly the unsung heroes of our time.

[–]RUPTURED_URETHRA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

All of this makes me realize old people simply do not understand the modern world. Then I realized that one day I'll be one of those "old people". :(

[–]patronoftheinhuman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I demand a part 2

[–]Lochcelious 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Many of these must be satire.

[–]downtherabbithole- -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Downtherabbithole > oldpeoplefacebook

Funny pictures