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Red Pill TheoryWhy true alphas don't skip leg day (self.TheRedPill)

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TL;DR: Just fucking read it, pussy. You need it.

"Man ass", you scoff- seems pretty homoerotic, right? Little do you naysayers know, these large muscles should be the mantelpiece of a true alpha male's gym routine.

Let me explain. The ass is used in all of the dominant movements- sprinting, jumping, lifting heavy-ass weight, and most importantly-THRUSTING. The primal, reptile brain of a female knows this- a mate whose posterior is massive, supple, and firm can most likely dominate the competition... and them. Even the most staunch feminist will admit this.

A little story.

I was walking out of the gym after crushing a 20lb PR of 565 on deadlift. I was wearing (masculine) biking pants as they showcased my definition. My pheromonal musk wafted outwards in a seductive radius and the testosterone coursed through my blood. I turned the heads of everyone as I strutted through my campus not giving a fuck. I felt a twinge in my left buttock- then my right. TWO SEPARATE WOMEN grabbed my ass cheeks within seconds of each other. Of course I escalated with both and the rest is history.

The lesson?

Ass is your savior. Worship it. Live it.

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[–]MentORPHEUS 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

I regret that I have but one downvote to give this post.

[–]theyareAs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The humblebrag to end all humblebrags

[–]RP_Student 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This might be the worst post on this subreddit history and that's saying something.

[–]Iceman3514 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

And then he jizzed in his hand and went to class..

[–]MentORPHEUS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I imagined him scratching his pubes then huffing the pheromonal musk from his fingers indiscreetly, that's why people were staring after him and commenting.

[–]jayhovaasmywitness 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are literally the worst. Nobody and I mean nobody gives a fuck that some girls grabbed your ass. The fact that you literally wrote multiple paragraphs and posted it to the internet for other DUDES to read is by far some of the most autistic shit I have ever seen.

This page is dying and you are killing it.

[–]drunkidiot727 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

The attempt to make biking pants masculine is the best part. Hilarious

[–]RockyMountainTaste[S] -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Protect shins deadlifting? check. Show off glutes? 2 checks.

[–]jaredschaffer27 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy shit brah, did you plate 'em brah? Shit brah, do you use pheromone supplements bruv? Bro, you are so cool.

[–]RockyMountainTaste[S] -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not supps, no, those are scams. I shower after the gym but don't use bodywash- that eliminates your natural musk

[–]GrandmasterHurricane 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, you were wearing leggings at the gym.

[–]SCROTAL-SACK 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

gonna need pics of ass to confirm.

[–]chagad 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gonna stalk OP's profile for more autistic shit 10/10

[–]Asoka11111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As stated before, this is a complete shitpost. However, OP brings up a very valid point. females are in fact attracted to guys who take care of their flutes and core because they subconsciously recognize that it indicates better thrusting ability. There is science to confirm this, as I now remember seeing it in the Definitive Book of Body Language.

[–]RP_Student 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"The rest is history"

"Ass is your savior. Worship it. Live it."

Amazing.

[–]dancingforthemirror -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Your post is so weird that it literally just made my day. You clearly like your ass a lot, and you're just so weird, that I just cannot control myself right now. You should write novels, my friend. This is one of the best things ever. You're a dork.

[–]RockyMountainTaste[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for the feedback! I like to take all feedback into account but yours is the nicest