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What is never going to happen? (self.AskReddit)

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Edit: Stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

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[–]Neveratalos 3320ポイント3321ポイント  (186子コメント)

Facebook adding a dislike button.

[–]Mikah3 963ポイント964ポイント  (48子コメント)

And sadly the day people will stop falling for the "Click here to install the dislike button" will also never happen.

[–]flippitus_floppitus 303ポイント304ポイント  (47子コメント)

Is that a thing?

[–]tat2mycat 494ポイント495ポイント  (16子コメント)

There use to be one but you only saw the dislikes if other people had the extension.

[–]Faquir15 139ポイント140ポイント  (10子コメント)

Yes, like the "Click here to change Facebook's color!".

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    [–]theflyinglizard 170ポイント171ポイント  (35子コメント)

    They also will never let you see who visited your profile (at least they say so...)

    [–]coldjeanz 110ポイント111ポイント  (15子コメント)

    While this is probably true, I've noticed that if I click on my friend's list the people whose profiles I have visited a lot recently tend to be at the top. There are some random friends scattered at the top as well but it seems to be pretty accurate. Also in one of my groups (of like 50+ people) whenever a bunch of people Like a certain post, this one girl's name will always appear as the first one among the three that show up. I guess I have looked through her pictures more than other people on my friend's list so I think there is something there.

    [–]theflyinglizard 52ポイント53ポイント  (4子コメント)

    and every single search you did is still in your fb activity log

    Yeah, I noticed that, but it's the people you've looked at. I can see how it can be inconvenient (checking fb in front of friends - name of my crush appears as soon as I enter the first letter of his name...), but I guess they assume you know who you've been stalking and just try to improve your experience or whatever.

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        [–]i_teach 153ポイント154ポイント  (25子コメント)

        They do have the ultimate dislike button: unfollow.

        [–]bigsie 329ポイント330ポイント  (16子コメント)

        But I want my anti-vacc cousin to publicly know I think she's an idiot each time she reposts a link.

        [–]dezeiram 192ポイント193ポイント  (14子コメント)

        Then tell her she's an idiot in the comments every time she posts it.

        [–]bigsie 171ポイント172ポイント  (10子コメント)

        I think a simple thumbs down would have a far greater impact than me wasting my time typing a comment. I'd then receive constant notices every time someone posted a counter point and would wind up being one of those guys who sit on the internet all day debating with people who never concede a point.

        Wait a second...

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              [–]head-mechanic 144ポイント145ポイント  (6子コメント)

              I'd like to see them add a "Kick Zuckerberg in the nuts" button.

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                [–]Flatbush_Zombie_King 1441ポイント1442ポイント  (72子コメント)

                Not skipping any songs when you set your music library to shuffle.

                [–]greenmask 370ポイント371ポイント  (42子コメント)

                I swear I have the worst luck with shuffle buttons. I have over 1000 songs in my Playlist but for some reason it keeps fucking landing on the same set of 10 songs.

                [–]Icanjam 294ポイント295ポイント  (21子コメント)

                I feel like Spotify's shuffle algorithm is just awful to begin with.

                [–]Jourei [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                "According to the last 5 songs you listened while shuffling, you've been listening to these 5 songs the most. You really like them now."

                [–]Darkstrategy 126ポイント127ポイント  (14子コメント)

                It prioritizes songs you play often, which is kind of shitty. That being said you can turn off the ability for songs to repeat in shuffle which works out well.

                [–]CRCasper [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                It prioritizes songs you play often

                What idiot decided that? That just perpetuates the problem!

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                      [–]Mccmangus 163ポイント164ポイント  (18子コメント)

                      Playlists, bro.

                      [–]NormGreen 177ポイント178ポイント  (12子コメント)

                      I have a playlist with all my music in it on Spotify because sorting into other playlists is hard work

                      [–]rdjsen 196ポイント197ポイント  (10子コメント)

                      Truth. I have 1 spotify playlist called "Starcreaft." Original made it to listen to while playing Starcraft, now it has all my music and I'm too lazy to fix the typo.

                      [–]SenorJiang 261ポイント262ポイント  (7子コメント)

                      Wrong. You're supposed to have a playlist of only KPop for Starcraft. You need to channel as much Korean into your system as possible.

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                              [–]duncakes 1567ポイント1568ポイント  (218子コメント)

                              United States switching to metric.

                              [–]I_SPLIT_INFINITIVES 734ポイント735ポイント  (171子コメント)

                              Replacing every road sign reading "miles" alone would be a multi-billion dollar operation. We're just in too deep to quit now.

                              [–]thenarddog13 312ポイント313ポイント  (98子コメント)

                              We could at least go partial, like the Brits.

                              [–]ampqre 272ポイント273ポイント  (79子コメント)

                              yes we use metric for most things, but speeds are still all mph

                              [–]Moolemon 197ポイント198ポイント  (74子コメント)

                              Most people I know measure themselves in feet and stone still though. It's weird because when I was teaching primary school kids, every measurement was in metric. All maths weights worksheets are with grams and kilos. Even when you get to secondary, you're doing trigonometry in metres. People measure out food in kilos, they know what 5 litres of water feels like. And then you ask someone how tall they are and they say "5'11". Arghh.

                              [–]DumbMuscle 107ポイント108ポイント  (26子コメント)

                              British measurements are easy

                              Anything up to half an inch is in mm,
                              Anything up to 10cm is in inches
                              Anything up to a foot is in cm (except 6 inches, and penises)
                              Anything up to a metre is in feet
                              Anything up to half a mile is in metres (except 6 feet, and height)
                              Anything over that is in miles

                              [–]Droggelbecher [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

                              The one that gets me the most in imperial measurements is the one for things that are smaller then an inch.

                              How can 3/8, 1/100, 9/57, 7/22 of an inch be a thing but millimeters are somehow too complicated. It's so weird.

                              I'm fine with anything else. Let them keep their feet and yards and cups and gallons and whatnot.

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                                [–]MyPicksAreHiding 41ポイント42ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                In Canada people pretty much only refer to metric unless you work construction, then everything is in inches and feet.

                                Actually everyone uses KMs to refer to distance but usually would say 100 feet as opposed to 30 metres or whatever the conversion is.

                                We are still in transition, im 21 and we just had to learn both, eventually they will only teach metric and we will be goodd.

                                [–]poooopmcgee 80ポイント81ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                I'm five foot ten, 170 pounds and I cook French fries at 400 degrees!

                                It's 30 degrees outside and I want to buy 2 litres of water but the nearest store is 20 kilometres away...

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                                        [–]Athole 24ポイント25ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                        Replacing every road sign reading "miles" alone would be a multi-billion dollar operation.

                                        Would be a great public works project. Update the infrastructure, and while we do it, buy new fucking signs that say kmh and mph; then as those signs degrade, replace them with only kmh signs.

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                                          [–]StraightoutaBrompton 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          Technically, the U.S. Government has already switched to metric for trade and commerce.

                                          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_Conversion_Act

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                                            [–]LIGHTCATTY 1666ポイント1667ポイント  (91子コメント)

                                            A month without seeing 'What is the scariest theory known to man' threads

                                            [–]joes_nipples 876ポイント877ポイント  (47子コメント)

                                            A day without seeing "women of reddit..." sex stories thread, inexplicably tagged NSFW. I mean really, do people actually get off on fake stories posted to reddit? We have HD porn, people. HD!

                                            [–]DeusExMachina810 74ポイント75ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                            A day without seeing 'How is your sex life' threads

                                            FTFY

                                            [–]Mccmangus 161ポイント162ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                            Teh grate filter 2spooky.

                                            [–]TheWoodenPipe 78ポイント79ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                            We all have spooky skeletons inside of us!

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                                              [–]valeyard89 554ポイント555ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                              Liking a FB post cures a kid of cancer.

                                              [–]Flatbush_Zombie_King 1143ポイント1144ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                              SpongeBob will never pass boating school.

                                              [–]someswedishgirl 447ポイント448ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                              You shut your whore mouth! I believe in him!

                                              [–]HandSack135 169ポイント170ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                              But Mrs. Puff sure doesn't

                                              [–]Inconvenienced 136ポイント137ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                              Mrs. Puff is just trying to get him the hell out. She's way beyond actually giving a shit whether or not Spongebob can drive a fucking boat at this point.

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                                                  [–]forthebitches_yknow 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                  WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

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                                                    [–]SumOhDat 2337ポイント2338ポイント  (70子コメント)

                                                    OP getting laid.

                                                    [–]ecolektro5i[S] 1186ポイント1187ポイント  (46子コメント)

                                                    Damn, that was fast.

                                                    [–]Landlubber77 1080ポイント1081ポイント  (33子コメント)

                                                    That's what she didn't say.

                                                    [–]Clemrowan 531ポイント532ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                                    That's what she would say if it ever happens

                                                    [–]ecolektro5i[S] 356ポイント357ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                    Excuse me? That's what she already says.

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                                                      [–]dancingwithcats 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                      It's okay, you can just get back at him for the diss by doing his mom.

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                                                        [–]Occasionally_Girly 136ポイント137ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                        Yikes, thread 51 minutes old, your comment 51 minutes old

                                                        You're on the ball today

                                                        [–]head-mechanic 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                        OP's mom, on the other hand....

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                                                          [–]PerfectChaosOne 500ポイント501ポイント  (43子コメント)

                                                          A pokemon game containing all the pokemon/regions. Or one with MMO type stuff going on

                                                          Any company producing a game the collective internet cannot find fault with

                                                          [–]captainjackfruit 1790ポイント1791ポイント  (177子コメント)

                                                          President Donald Trump

                                                          [–]MrWorld 106ポイント107ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                          I don't think he really wants to be president, he just runs for the publicity. In 2012 his announcements all coincided with the premiere and finale of his reality show. He's just generating hype about himself.

                                                          [–]Sarahthelizard 581ポイント582ポイント  (64子コメント)

                                                          Sure as hell hope not.

                                                          [–]the_red_phone 271ポイント272ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                                          I've always made empty threats about moving away from the United States (I live outside Detroit so it'd be a close move), but I would pack up and leave if Trump was president. That'd be some fucked up shit.

                                                          [–]JAYDEA 463ポイント464ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                          Are you kidding? It would be the greatest clusterfuck! I can't wait until he tries to fire Putin.

                                                          [–]jlucaspope 113ポイント114ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                          It would be great, but spectating it is the only way to watch it.

                                                          [–]lurgi [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

                                                          I don't know about that. You can either live under Trump's foreign policy or his domestic policy. I think the latter is a safer bet. He won't nuke his own country.

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                                                              [–]ZapTap 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                              RemindMe! 1 year

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                                                                  [–]wildistherewind 103ポイント104ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                                  Ultra-troll mode Trump though, we are living it right now and people don't realize it.

                                                                  [–]Otter_Baron 23ポイント24ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                  I still don't know if he's actually serious and is just this dense of a person, or if he's messing with everyone and isn't actually serious. As in, ultratroll Trump.

                                                                  [–]PM_ME_SOME_SOULS 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                  Yeah when I heard him say ''I like people who don't get caught'' I knew.. he is a dank memer

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                                                                    [–]duffman489585 293ポイント294ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                                                    I hope he wins. Seriously. We would finally have riots and campaign reform. The whole process has become such a farce I sometimes think he's running not as the candidate we need, but the candidate we deserve.

                                                                    [–]TheOldGods 261ポイント262ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                    We would finally have riots and campaign reform.

                                                                    No we wouldn't. Another thing that will never happen.

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                                                                      [–]boonedj 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                      pains me to say it but "President Bernie Sanders" also.

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                                                                        [–]D-DayDodger [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                                                                        "You know what? I think we've made enough porn."

                                                                        [–]xRaw-HD 1839ポイント1840ポイント  (180子コメント)

                                                                        George R.R. Martin finishing A Song of Ice and Fire.

                                                                        [–]brobeusswagrid 487ポイント488ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                                        I'm still in denial about this.

                                                                        [–]xRaw-HD 656ポイント657ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                        Hush now.. don't give him any ideas. His ultimate character kill off would be himself.

                                                                        [–]DontUseThat 397ポイント398ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                        that'd be a serious piece of performance art

                                                                        [–]Isares 92ポイント93ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                        Imagine though. Arya Stark receives a new name in the last ever chapter: George R R Martin.

                                                                        He passes away peacefully a day before the official release date. Or so it seems.

                                                                        [–]WadeK 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                        I mean... that would suck, but if he passes a day before the release date then at least that means the book is published and out there.

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                                                                              [–]TheKingOfLobsters 59ポイント60ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT

                                                                              [–]Mutt1223 204ポイント205ポイント  (93子コメント)

                                                                              He told the producers of GoT the ending, so if we don't get his version we'll at least know how he intended it to end.

                                                                              [–]maanu123 358ポイント359ポイント  (44子コメント)

                                                                              Knowing, D and D, we won't

                                                                              If the ending say, ends in Ramsay Bolton getting the Iron Throne, D and D will turn it into a Ramsay Bolton buddy action plot with the sand snakes to rescue Arya Stark from the Lich King.

                                                                              [–]DwelveDeeper [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Off topic, but JK Rowling told Alan Rickman (Snape) the ending of Harry Potter because she wanted him to act a certain way

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                                                                                  [–]HiddenIdentity2 1723ポイント1724ポイント  (46子コメント)

                                                                                  Giving you up.

                                                                                  [–]PatrickClifton 677ポイント678ポイント  (42子コメント)

                                                                                  Or let you down.

                                                                                  [–]thatguywhoblinks 518ポイント519ポイント  (41子コメント)

                                                                                  Run around and desert you.

                                                                                  [–]aFakePotato 443ポイント444ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                                                                  Making you cry

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                                                                                      [–]drspankinya 728ポイント729ポイント  (84子コメント)

                                                                                      Tiger Woods winning another major tournament

                                                                                      [–]straydog1980 194ポイント195ポイント  (34子コメント)

                                                                                      I'm worried about federer too

                                                                                      [–]Sumit316 218ポイント219ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                      At least he is making the finals of grand slams. He can definitely win one more. His chances are way better than tiger woods that is for sure.

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                                                                                          [–]Fittanto 708ポイント709ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                                          We are never getting back together. Like ever.

                                                                                          [–]rainy_oregon 482ポイント483ポイント  (98子コメント)

                                                                                          World peace.

                                                                                          [–]DeathbyHappy 430ポイント431ポイント  (69子コメント)

                                                                                          World peace will occur when either

                                                                                          A. Resource scarcity is solved

                                                                                          B. Hostile aliens are discovered

                                                                                          C. Other planets are colonized and fighting begins to happen between planets instead of countries

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                                                                                            [–]ktechno 347ポイント348ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                                                                            Me having a relatively normal sleeping schedule during summer.

                                                                                            [–]cferrios 506ポイント507ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                                            An online petition accomplishing its goal by its own.

                                                                                            [–]GV18 87ポイント88ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                            Hillsborough Inquiry was started because of a petition. I'll take that.

                                                                                            [–]xdert 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            A petition is not there to achieve something on its own but to raise awareness for a problem and show people that there are others that care.

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                                                                                              [–]forkandbowl 226ポイント227ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                                              Strong Bad will never ever ever ever ever sing a song about Sibby.

                                                                                              [–]kiptheenglish 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                              I FRIGGIN' HATE SIBBYYYY!

                                                                                              [–]hungry4pie 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                              And débuting at number 3 is Strongbad with "I freaking hate Sibby"

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                                                                                                [–]ahurlly 2514ポイント2515ポイント  (69子コメント)

                                                                                                Fetch.

                                                                                                [–]Trials_and_3rrors[🍰] 1025ポイント1026ポイント  (163子コメント)

                                                                                                Half-life 3, just accept it, if it does there a very high chance in my opinion that we will end up with another Duke Nukem Forever.

                                                                                                Edit: Also on that note I'm starting to despair for Zelda Wii U... three-four years and we don't even have a title...

                                                                                                [–]Chirimorin 357ポイント358ポイント  (49子コメント)

                                                                                                Valve pretty much has to shell out the best game ever if they want to top the hype around half-life 3 by now.

                                                                                                In any other case, it'll get the Duke Nukem Forever treatment. Valve probably isn't going to take the chance even if that means living with HL3 confirmed jokes forever.

                                                                                                [–]The_King_Of_Bel-Air 380ポイント381ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                                                                I can see it now. The year 3015

                                                                                                Hey Glort did you hear President Zandors coming to earth tomorrow

                                                                                                No why's he coming

                                                                                                Apparently theirs some supply valve on the intergalactic wormhole that wont open

                                                                                                oh wow

                                                                                                Yeah I guess whatever powers the portal has a pretty short half life so unless they can get the supply valve open its gonna close up that's why they're coming right away.

                                                                                                ...what worm hole did you say it was

                                                                                                Number three. Wh...Don't you fucking say it

                                                                                                Half-life 3 Confirmed!

                                                                                                Damnit Glort it's been over a thousand years Half-life 3 isn't fucking coming

                                                                                                [–]Chirimorin 161ポイント162ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                                Glort: "How about portal 3?"

                                                                                                [–]FeedMeSpiders 77ポイント78ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                Classic Glort.

                                                                                                [–]Alexanderspants 75ポイント76ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                He uses humour to cover his insecurities about his body. His fourth penis never developed like the other boys.

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                                                                                                    [–]jabejazz 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                    Valve pretty much has to shell out the best game ever if they want to top the hype around half-life 3 by now. In any other case, it'll get the Duke Nukem Forever treatment.

                                                                                                    Definitely. It's still gonna sell like hot cakes if it ever comes out though.

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                                                                                                      [–]laddergoat89 78ポイント79ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                                      three-four years

                                                                                                      Two, since it was announced.

                                                                                                      One since we saw footage.

                                                                                                      [–]DescendsTheBlade 87ポイント88ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                                                      I don't even want a better game. I want an end to the story.
                                                                                                      I don't even care if it's done in Source 1.
                                                                                                      Give me closure goddamnit.

                                                                                                      [–]Ninjalord5 46ポイント47ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                      At this point I don't care if it's a PowerPoint presentation thrown together on a pc running Windows 96 with Gabe Newel talking into a shitty microphone with out a pop filter while the presentation is being displayed on a wall with various imperfections and the whole thing is being filmed in portrait mode on a camera older than hl1 is and then exported into like a 100x50 resolution. heavy breathing

                                                                                                      I would still pay 200$+ for this.

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                                                                                                        [–]dawwx 50ポイント51ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                        It's ok, we have Fallout 4!

                                                                                                        [–]Helix1337 49ポイント50ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                                        Yeah they have dug them self to deep now. As time has gone by the expectations have become bigger than what they will ever be able to deliver.
                                                                                                        Plus it doesn't help that both HL1 and 2 revolutionized/evolved FPS greatly in their own ways, which was a part of what made them so great when they where released. But now there is really not that much more to do with the FPS genre without sorting to gimmicks. We have realistic physics, beautiful graphics, different ways to tell the story (all of which Half Life helped pioneer) etc. The only way for them to succeed as I see it is to have one incredible kick ass story.

                                                                                                        [–]schwermetaller 33ポイント34ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                        But now there is really not that much more to do with the FPS genre without sorting to gimmicks.

                                                                                                        That's what they said before HL and HL2, so I'm confident that HL3 will come some day. Valve is not knowing for rushing releasing or releasing information too early. ;)

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                                                                                                          [–]Infamaniac23 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                          Why would it end up like Duke Nukem Forever? That game switched developers so many times. While HL 3 stays in one.

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                                                                                                            [–]Qtips_ 333ポイント334ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                                                                                            Obama ending up on Xvideos

                                                                                                            [–]AngryJordy 729ポイント730ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                                                                            You didn't say which Obama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                                                                            [–]TheManInsideMe 44ポイント45ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                            Can you imagine the offers they would get, in terms of money? If a second rate reality TV Z-lister made as much as she did, can you imagine the money a company would throw at the former First Daughter? I need to be a celebrity porn contract arbitration specialist, a job I just made up!

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                                                                                                                [–]Juzey 210ポイント211ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                                                                                The Earth getting eaten by a giant space goldfish. Probably.

                                                                                                                [–]ZeroRairyu 97ポイント98ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                                                                                Zombie apocalypse?

                                                                                                                [–]_omitobeats 71ポイント72ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                                                Detox

                                                                                                                [–]othersidemasked 46ポイント47ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                                                Season 3 for a lot of animes.

                                                                                                                [–]ibbolia [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                Anime is either 1 season or 248. Also, an OVA with a really important plot point you'll only ever get to see if you rob the Vatican.

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                                                                                                                  [–]marcw227 245ポイント246ポイント  (23子コメント)

                                                                                                                  Streets ahead.

                                                                                                                  [–]pruo95 121ポイント122ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                  Well if you have ask then you're streets behind.

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                                                                                                                    [–]hadanish 150ポイント151ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                                                                    Reversal of entropy

                                                                                                                    [–]jordansw 493ポイント494ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                                                                                                    This thread making it to the front page

                                                                                                                    Edit: Fuck

                                                                                                                    [–]Helix1337 476ポイント477ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                                                                                    In case it does here is a gif of a kitten with a tiny hat getting smacked for everyone to enjoy.

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                                                                                                                      [–]Brimstone117 100ポイント101ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                                                      Milhouse being a meme

                                                                                                                      [–]Rukazor 72ポイント73ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                                                      Maple Leafs winning another Cup.

                                                                                                                      [–]BlueHighwindz 98ポイント99ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                                                                      Jesus is never coming back. He found a better more righteous species across the universe. They're also cooler and have bigger TVs.

                                                                                                                      [–]DipDip_PotatoChip 53ポイント54ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                                                      Pluto being reinstated into the planetary community.

                                                                                                                      [–]jagrove425 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                                      Teleporters. Stupid "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal"...

                                                                                                                      [–]Landlubber77 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                                      A Dream of Spring

                                                                                                                      [–]tfyuhjnbgf 188ポイント189ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                                                                                      A line of fifty redditors having unprotected sex with emma watson and then op just going to town and slurping that spunk up like an oyster.

                                                                                                                      [–]snigelfar 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                                      That you and me meet.

                                                                                                                      Assuming that I meet 100 000 people during my life time (and that is generous) there's only a 0,0014% chance that we will meet.

                                                                                                                      [–]ecolektro5i[S] 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                      I think the chance is greater than you think. (ಠ⌣ಠ)

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                                                                                                                        [–]IranianGenius 139ポイント140ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                                                                                                        People seeing this comment

                                                                                                                        [–]DrichDude 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                        MTV playing music again.

                                                                                                                        [–]papoumac 81ポイント82ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                                                                        The GOP running with a gay Presidential candidate.

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