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[–]ApocaRUFF 162ポイント163ポイント  (5子コメント)

"Hey, guess what! We could have lost none! That would have been fuckin' SWELL!"

[–]dnytm 58ポイント59ポイント  (2子コメント)

That guy was my favorite, he was a dick without being an annoying screaming asshole.

[–]WildBilll33t 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

He reminded me of Church from Red vs Blue

[–]saltesc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He reminded me of the driver in Generation Kill.

[–]Renegade_Sniper 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had to stop the video I was laughing so hard.

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    [–]JuventusX 944ポイント945ポイント  (79子コメント)

    Looks like they are mining too much NaCl instead of....whatever the fuck you mine in that game.

    Also "tickle your nose hair with my fucking shoe" had my dying

    [–]jarjarsinks 278ポイント279ポイント  (65子コメント)

    That "crystal clear" guy. Such lack of interest in his voice.

    [–]Lesserfireelemental 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Its just so ridiculous, like, imagine someone actually saying that. Id laugh in their face, anyone would.

    [–]mrsammercer 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Whoa, buddy. You're in this guy's fucking station. You better follow the rules. No laughing.

    [–]Al3s 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ok, ok ... crystal clear

    [–]culman13 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Im glad I watched it to the end. Best part was the inarticulate screaming.

    [–]NekroFelixDaCat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He sounded like tom green.

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      [–]thethiefofsouls 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

      whatever the fuck you mine in that game.

      Veldspar I guess......

      [–]prostateExamination 33ポイント34ポイント  (5子コメント)

      tickle your nose hair with my fucking shoe

      i died too. that was pretty funny.

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        [–]Tinkerbang 100ポイント101ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Everything is better with auto-captions. http://i.imgur.com/0pvc5Yq.png

        [–]Sweetpipe 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

        nobody wants the hip-hop to stop.

        [–]JoeScotterpuss 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Well in that case...

        I said a hip hop the hippy to the hip hip hop you don't stop rockin the bang bang the boogie to the woogie say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogity beat.

        [–]SimplyPodly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Skiddily de bop we rock the scooby doo ah guess what america we love you cause you ah rock and a roll with a so much soul you can rock till your a hundred and one years old i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast but we're like hot butter on a breakfast toast. Apparently I remember that.

        [–]Kaynos72 429ポイント430ポイント  (198子コメント)

        Well Eve requires so much time investment, i can understand it can get frustating at time. When you work on something for weeks, months even years to have someone come and fucked it up.

        [–]turnitoff_andonagain 291ポイント292ポイント  (76子コメント)

        When you work on something for weeks, months even years to have someone come and fucked it up.

        Every time I think about going into Eve, I just start looking back at actual financial investing. The time and money spent in Eve, unless I'm a quadriplegic, just doesn't seem worth it.

        [–]anduin1 167ポイント168ポイント  (64子コメント)

        if you spent the same amount of time learning real life markets with as much time as it takes to fully understand the EVE ones, you could make a nice living.

        [–]xzak 30ポイント31ポイント  (30子コメント)

        And where would one start in learning about it?

        [–]Lampmonster1 334ポイント335ポイント  (22子コメント)

        Take a look

        it's in a book

        the reading rainbow!!!

        [–]_Barringtonsteezy 186ポイント187ポイント  (7子コメント)

        🌈

        [–]brandex2001 133ポイント134ポイント  (5子コメント)

        What a hilariously anti-climactic rainbow.

        [–]_Barringtonsteezy 41ポイント42ポイント  (3子コメント)

        ✨🌈✨🌈✨

        [–]nvidrine 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

        whhaaa double raaainbow

        [–]TyroneBiggums93 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

        That was one of the best little conversations I've seen on reddit

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            [–]Doctor_Lobster 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

            READ A BOOK

            READ A BOOK

            READ A MOTHAFUCKIN BOOK

            [–]demoneque 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

            BRUSH YO TEETH

            BRUSH YO TEETH

            BRUSH YO MOTHAFUCKIN' TEETH

            [–]auctor_ignotus 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

            Mutherfuckin butterfly in the sky bitches.

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              [–]FourForTwenty 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Probably not /r/stocks

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                [–]MayonnaisePacket 11ポイント12ポイント  (24子コメント)

                I dont doubt it, I sold my old wow account for a $1,000 dollars, because I all I did was play the Action house, and monopolies it. I actually got so rich I had have my money spread out between 4 characters because I kept hitting max gold limit. It was a ton of fun, though my main character became infamous on my server when I bought one the largest raiding guilds for 30,000 gold and disbanded to get complete access to their guild bank. Which in the long runner pretty much paid for its self. Plus It was a bit of a ego high becoming a leader of giant raiding guild, just to kick everyone out.

                [–]metarinka 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

                damn, you could transferred all the loot out and then gave the guild back to the players. Also in all my time as hardcore raider I never once heard of guild being sold for gold.

                [–]MayonnaisePacket 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                Well I also wanted for the guild slots, the items were just part of the deal. I am surprised, I bought 4 guilds. Granted that was only big 100+ active person one. Rest were just random ones that had happen to invested money in a lot of bank slots. You would see people selling guilds all the time. Although I would mostly just look for guilds on my alt join them and get eye of their bank contents than give an offer to the guild leader. People would reject me all the time, but others when you offer them more gold they have ever seen in the game take it in off shoot. Especially if they were tired of the guild and wanted to join of a new one. It was just more cost effective to build guilds outright than start my own guilds and buy guild bank tabs myself.

                [–]Color_blinded 16ポイント17ポイント  (6子コメント)

                You became infamous for that? I would hold the moron that sold it to you responsible, not you.

                [–]MayonnaisePacket 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

                Yeah that was my logic, but damn were they pissed. They all filled a ton of tickets against me. Which lead to me being investigated but I didn't do any against the rules. So nothing happen of course, it wasn't my first time I would get investigated quite often because I would trigger automatic flags when I would transfer large sums of money around.

                [–]Raneados 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

                I question the validity of this.

                Buying/selling accounts and guilds is against the rules, isn't it?

                [–]itchy118 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Selling guilds for in game gold is not against the rules. Selling accounts for real money is, but then once you've sold it and are out of the game, who really cares.

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                    [–]Pync 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    You're making this up, and it's pretty obvious

                    [–]ohshitimincollege 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Yeah, plus 30k gold isn't even that much honestly

                    [–]metsuken 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    30k is total chump change. A decent raiding guild make 500k in a couple hours. Before I quit, my guild's main raid team charged 50k for anyone who wanted to get carried through a full raid clear. After two weeks, every a-list raider in the guild had over 1 million gold.

                    MayonnaisePacket is lying and he's doing it very badly. Moreover, I have NEVER heard of anyone selling guild leadership. That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard. If someone offered any of my GMs 30k to head the guild, they would've pocketed the money, laughed, and told the guy to get lost.

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                            [–]HunterSThompson64 56ポイント57ポイント  (103子コメント)

                            I tried to look into Eve one time, and didn't get very far. However, isn't it only whatever you're carrying on you at the time that's able to be stolen? Isn't there a bank of sorts, and only when there's a massive, $1,000,000 worth fight (I believe 2014 had one), does month/years of investment really matter?

                            [–]hogroast 111ポイント112ポイント  (70子コメント)

                            I believe there was a heist performed by a player who infiltrated a guild(?) and worked their way up through the ranks over years and eventually won trust and stole a few thousand dollars worth of materials. More here.

                            [–]FondleMeSilly 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            Well I wanted to read that news article but holy shit that website is bad. Auto-plays a video that, when I mute opens a popup... Then it covered the whole screen with some bullshit about an apple watch. Why do news sites do that shit?

                            [–]HunterSThompson64 57ポイント58ポイント  (43子コメント)

                            Yeah, he was called the Bernie Madoff of Eve Online, if I remember correctly.

                            [–]SophisticatedVagrant 39ポイント40ポイント  (19子コメント)

                            Frankly, as an outsider that is awesome and impressive.

                            And equating the in-game assets directly to real-world money doesn't make sense. The main issue being that the real-world value is only for buying subscription time, which seriously hinders the liquidity/value. Also, the in-game value which he stole was assets, not cash.

                            [–]kingofeggsandwiches 31ポイント32ポイント  (17子コメント)

                            You can sell those items on websites for real world money.

                            [–]478431188447 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

                            Can't you also buy game time with in-game currency?

                            [–]Slanderous 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            You can buy game-time with real money and sell it direct to players for ingame currency. Therefore via another player you can get real money > ingame money, with the current market price / supply vs demand dictating the rate of exchange.

                            [–]478431188447 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            So it definitely gives us a real world figure for estimating the value of items that are worth in-game currency.

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                              [–]GumbyTaron 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Yes

                              [–]GumbyTaron 9ポイント10ポイント  (10子コメント)

                              It's bannable. News sources like to give real world values as a way of conveying the damage done in game (as giving in game currency values would mean little to a stranger of the game) , however it easily confuses people to make it look like in game assets are exchangeable for real world money, which it isn't really.

                              Edit:clarified my post

                              [–]kingofeggsandwiches 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              Yeah of course, but I'm yet to see an MMO that didn't have some kind of blackmarket trade in exchanging in game items for real money, or exchanging real world money for in game currency.

                              [–]hefnetefne 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

                              It's legal, just bannable.

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                                    [–]whatevers_clever 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Yeah he ran a ponzi scheme

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                                      [–]Rolder 25ポイント26ポイント  (23子コメント)

                                      Yeah, when you die you only lose your ship and what was inside of it at the time. Whatever ships you still have in station, and whatever money you have is all safe. Though the bigger classes of ships can get ridiculously expensive.

                                      [–]ghettochipmunk 30ポイント31ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                      Ridiculously expensive may even be an understatement. Couple of years ago someone lost a Revenant Super Carrier that was valued at over $8000. Reason it was priced so high, is the materials to make it and skill to fly it were super rare and difficult to achieve. At the time it was downed, it was one of only 3 of its kind in the entire game. Story

                                      [–]TheBaltimoron 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      And what can it do that makes it so valuable?

                                      [–]--__________-- 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Lose lots of value

                                      [–]lespea 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      It used to be better at a certain form of travel but that's no longer the case. Also in order to build ships you need blueprints + materials + char(s) that have the right skill + lots of time/money... Getting a blueprint for a rev is pretty rare and only drops from a special type of ship that only shows up when certain conditions are met and takes a pretty big group effort to do. Because the ship isn't "special" anymore there are way less people trying to get the blueprints so they're even more rare.

                                      tldr; people like collecting rare things so it's expensive because it's hard to get; more like bragging rights.

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                                        [–]HunterSThompson64 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                        That's what I gathered from the fight that was broadcast around the internet a while back. I don't understand it, and I doubt I ever truly will, however from my understanding potentially millions were lost in real world currency (Because you can sell in-game resources for real money/in-game time, right?)

                                        [–]Rolder 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                        That's just a way of describing the value of the ships. You can buy PLEX from CCP for $20. This item can be redeemed for a month of game time, or sold to other players for in-game currency for them to redeem. This gives a way of turning dollars into ISK, but the other way around is very much not allowed or endorsed.

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                                          [–]gumboshrimps 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          Some of those ships are worth like thousands of dollars in real world money. If a fight goes wrong and you lose one...

                                          [–]GumbyTaron 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          It's honestly not a huge deal, super capitals (the ships you are referring to) are lost and replaced fairly often. Nobody I know that has owned, sold, or purchased a super capital has used real world cash. By the time you are able to use those ships, you will probably have been playing for a while, so in game money comes easy.

                                          [–]gumboshrimps 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Yea. I don't mean to say people have thousands invested in real world money, just that the ships themselves can be worth serious money/time invested.

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                                              [–]derptwo 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                              As a MMO player myself I know what you're saying however, its a fucking game..

                                              [–]lowdownlow 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Meh, this is true for any game that involves coordination.

                                              Some people in leadership positions really shouldn't be and there's nothing to vet them as a leader besides them recruiting enough people and making some semblance of progress.

                                              Like this recording when it first came out, all it said to me was that the leader was a dickhead and sucked at being a leader. It plays out relatively close to real life, where the people who want positions of power aren't necessarily the best person to be in that position.

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                                                [–]BadAthMOFO 67ポイント68ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                I am still inspired

                                                [–]Doom721 83ポイント84ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                I lost my shit at the screaming

                                                [–]Darth-Llama 46ポイント47ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                aaaaaaaahhhh! inhale AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! inhale AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

                                                [–]Soulstealers 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                I was really expecting an ackbar at the end of that...

                                                [–]SFWsamiami 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                Play much Insurgency, huh?

                                                [–]Soulstealers 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Not so much anymore, my preferred maps/gametypes don't get as much action as they used to.

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                                                  [–]TheClayroo 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Sounded like the end of a Nirvana song.

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                                                    [–]CalmSaver7 89ポイント90ポイント  (40子コメント)

                                                    Would love a World of Warcraft version of this type of video

                                                    [–]infinex 72ポイント73ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                    MORE DOTS

                                                    [–]-vicen- 30ポイント31ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                    You're welcome.

                                                    [–]awFirestarter 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    So many years and everything still makes sense.

                                                    [–]I_Squat_Poop 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    What was the dots all about? That part was hilarious. More dots, more dots, more dots, ok stop. Hahahaha.

                                                    [–]thpthpthp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    DOTs refer to Damage Over Time abilities, basically he's telling the group to put as many curses, bleeds, burning, ect, spells on the boss as possible.

                                                    [–]First_Thought 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    hahaha, havent seen this for so long. Good times :D

                                                    [–]helpful 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    it's not even remotely imaginable

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                                                      [–]mokacoffay 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      Here's one from my old guild master:

                                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZkMYmRxxe8

                                                      [–]FurryCrew 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      We've killed Golemagg while the MT was mining black iron at the back of the cave and still holding agro LOL.

                                                      Good Ole' MC days.

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                                                        [–]UnWealthy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKqoZkp9bMU there ya go kinda

                                                        [–]478431188447 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        Leroy Jenkins.

                                                        [–]Execrat0r 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        It would basically just be pictures of the chat with the message "You have been removed from the group."

                                                        [–]fellatious_argument 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                        I've always wanted Blizzard to make a user friendly version of this game. A similar mmo set in the starcraft universe would be so much fun.

                                                        [–]WhitePawn00 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        There is no MMO on the planet more user friendly than WoW what are you talking about?

                                                        Edit: unless you meant a user friendly version of Eve which actually suddenly makes a lot of sense. I was holding out hope that Titan would be just that but oh well.

                                                        [–]kingofeggsandwiches 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        That's exactly what they've done and it's lost them millions of subscribers. If you've not played before its worth doing so now, the game will tell you what to do so much these days its almost like playing a solo gaming experience.

                                                        [–]archon80 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        wow is pretty user friendly, not very hard.

                                                        [–]Capinboredface 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                        He meant with spaceships ya dingus.

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                                                            [–]Calugar 37ポイント38ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                            Full rage of a segment used in the video, worth listening to the full thing (starts at 2:30)

                                                            Also source for last couple of clips.

                                                            [–]Awesome_Axolotl 172ポイント173ポイント  (47子コメント)

                                                            Haha its hilarious when people try to sound tough over voice chat, so much cringe too.

                                                            [–]dogdashdash 115ポイント116ポイント  (43子コメント)

                                                            In a game of Eve, too..

                                                            "YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO I AM"

                                                            Sounds like someone to be scared of!

                                                            [–]vonunov 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I think someone was trying to act like they knew what this guy was about when they don't actually know him.

                                                            Or maybe this is a different but similar line, I kinda spaced out halfway through.

                                                            [–]ISackedNewton 33ポイント34ポイント  (39子コメント)

                                                            If he's someone influential in the game then I don't see how this is out of place.

                                                            [–]sodamop 15ポイント16ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                                            If he was, he'd be influencing instead of screaming like a baby.

                                                            [–]CalumLovelace 53ポイント54ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                                            Makalu (the "clearly have no idea who I am" guy) was actually really important. He was pretty much single handedly carrying his alliance during a campaign in the region of Delve but was constantly being screwed by incompetence and spies.

                                                            also here's the full soundcloud

                                                            https://soundcloud.com/ohseven/soco-aftermath-09-09bywrikhoover

                                                            it sounds like he did "influence" that guy afterwards if you listen to the soundcloud.

                                                            edit: also as an aside, I'm disappointed by the amount of stigma around a game because of some misinformed perception that this is "spreadsheets in space."

                                                            The game is plenty accessible if you join a newbean corp like Pandemic Horde or Karmafleet. There are even a few Reddit based alliances/corps that will recruit newbeans, like Dreddit or Wormbro.

                                                            The game is the most literal example of "what you make of it" of any video game ever. It's immense, but you don't need to experience all of it to have fun. If you did, you would absolutely be overwhelmed. And there is a massive amount to learn about the game. You don't need to know anything to have fun, but learning comes naturally as you play.

                                                            As far as the community is concerned, it's actually one of the best out there. I've actually talked to one of the dudes on this video (Grath Telkin, the "aids that is rotting this alliance from the inside out" guy) and he's super fucking cool. Because of how much of a team game is, you get a sort of camaraderie that no other game could ever come close to. Often this sort of shit extends to other games too: the group of people I play with also play Rocket League, Path of Exile, Dota, and all sorts of games. We watch movies. There are even meet ups sometimes.

                                                            Yeah, we're fucking nerds. So what? We're nerds from all walks of life. There are military vets. There are carpenters and scientists and doctors, businessmen, officers, students, parents. Who gives a shit? It's a game, and if we weren't having fun we wouldn't be investing hundreds, thousands of hours into this game and paying $15 a month to play it.

                                                            tl;dr read the last paragraph

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                                                                    [–]BBCafication 42ポイント43ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                    This is still my favourite Eve video. Long live Durrhurrdurr

                                                                    [–]DontTickleMyPickle 20ポイント21ポイント  (38子コメント)

                                                                    I'd still play it.

                                                                    [–]Ghetto-Swag 83ポイント84ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                                                    I still play it.

                                                                    Storytime: Me and a buddy are dirty swash buckling pirates. It's pretty empty in our usual spot so we venture out into a low-security-connecting-wormhole. Glory me it's a target rich environment.

                                                                    We're in two destroyer class ships, we spot a guy in a Battlecruiser ratting(shooting NPCs, how boring). We jump him, he's slower to lock our smaller ships. He fires at me I lose 25%(600dmg) of my shields, and with shields being the bulk of my defence. My ship is basically rust and duct tape, and the only thing stopping a rapid implosion are my shields. Thankfully I have a vague understanding of missile damage application (http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Missile_Damage), so I manually pulled a wider orbit and overheated my microwarp drive(makes me go fast). His second volley hits for 86, and i'm internally highfiving myself. I chug my space-drugs, to compensate for my new speed and orbirt).

                                                                    We kill him and highfive.

                                                                    Here's some pvp videos I jack off to.

                                                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyFB03FMc7g

                                                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tO24FK5BIQ

                                                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw9o0QIengY

                                                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANpYVskmhZM

                                                                    [–]xcrisenox 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                    ...what?

                                                                    [–]TheIdesOfLurch 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    STORY TIME ME AND MY BUDDY ARE DIRTY SWA ah forget it.

                                                                    [–]Jack_Hat 11ポイント12ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                                    I'd play this game if i could just be a regular person and explore planets on foot and stuff. something like Cowboy BeBop, where i can go from planet to planet and do odd jobs. i find space boring in general, but if I'm actually going from planet to planet that'd be awesome. but just going from thins part of space to that part of space is like bleh. So this game isn't for me. I also don't want to death watch, so Dust isn't for me either.

                                                                    I'm still waiting for something like Eve, but have it where being a pilot is optional. Games can have multiple aspects to them where different people can do different stuff instead everyone doing the same stuff. Like I could be mercenary or bounty hunter lookign for specific NPCs to capture or kill and hire a player pilot to take me to the right planet. I kill the target and collect my reward and the pilot gets a cut with an ingame system that's in place. then maybe we go to a play made and player ran pub for some drinks which gives our characters a buff (5% faster movement with a bonus +3% defense for drinking with someone on your friend's list because doing stuff with friends always better and is rewarded in the game). Then the pilot has a mission to ship cargo to another planet. Hires his mercenary friend to act as protection. etc etc. Something like that. I was hoping Star Citizen would be like this, but it looks like it's just another fancier EvE where everyone is a Pilot and stuck in Space.

                                                                    [–]kingofeggsandwiches 15ポイント16ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                    I think stuff like this is the future of gaming, like multi-level games where you have many different types of games going on. For example you could have 4 types of game in one, one is a planetside style FPS / Vehicle game: securing positions, fighting with other player, piloting vehicles. One is a bit like top down strategy style game: mining resources building structures to defend and spawn units, giving orders to troops on the ground and providing intel for your units, one is an eve like star faring game: engaging in intergalactic warfare, customising and improving your ship and mining resources in space, and one is some kind of intergalactic version of civilisation or something, building new settlement, moving resources, around the world, making treaties and declaring war. Except its one big integrated game with different types of player playing different roles. It might not happen tomorrow but hopefully this is how I can spend my retirement.

                                                                    I mean there's so much one could do in a game universe like this. Hundreds of specialisations one could take, you could be infantry, artillery, a medic, an engineer, an infiltrator, drive a tank or other land vehicle, pilot an atmospheric vehicle, a fighter, a bomber or a transport. Or you could specialise as a commander defending or acquiring territory, maximising resources, coordinating strategies, controlling spawns and defining class composition. Or you could pilot a small fighter ship in a squadron in space, or pilot a gigantic intergalactic transport moving resources and units around the galaxy. Or you could essentially join the government, managing your small part of the galaxy until you gained further experience and acclaim until you're the leader of an entire galactic faction that might encompass tens of thousands of players.

                                                                    One can dream I guess.

                                                                    [–]ghettochipmunk 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                    Its like you're describing the original star wars galaxies.

                                                                    [–]Desishuns 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                    /r/nomansskythegame

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                                                                    [–]ThisIsFlight 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    I'd play this game if i could just be a regular person and explore planets on foot and stuff. something like Cowboy BeBop, where i can go from planet to planet and do odd jobs.

                                                                    There is going to be a significant on-foot element to Star Citizen, FYI.

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                                                                      [–]Gizortnik 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                      I was kinda hoping that I could be a contractor in Dust514... but apparently that game was a bigger grind than Destiny so...

                                                                      [–]JasePearson 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                      They absolutely butchered DUST, it was a real shame. Now it's just a really shitty console shooter that just wants your money.

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                                                                          “This is EVE” - Uncensored (2014) 60 - It's a parody of "This is Eve"
                                                                          Hobss - This Is Why 11 Year Olds Shouldn't Raid 45 - There IS this not well known bit of WoW voice comm
                                                                          BATTLE IS JOINED 43 - Full rage of a segment used in the video, worth listening to the full thing (starts at 2:30) Also source for last couple of clips.
                                                                          TEST Alliance FC Spotlight: DurrHurrDurr 40 - This is still my favourite Eve video. Long live Durrhurrdurr
                                                                          Onyxia Wipe Animation 30 - You're welcome.
                                                                          Tim Fell Asleep, We Laughed 26 - This is still the best Eve video
                                                                          A more honest csgo trailer 11 - A more honest CSGO trailer
                                                                          Eve Online Funny Trailer 7 - No no, this REALLY is EvE online.
                                                                          DMX Reading Rainbow Theme Song! 7 - YOU THINK IT'S A GAME?!
                                                                          World of Warcraft - Huhuran (Angry player) 6 - there ya go kinda
                                                                          Alixium Golemagg Kill - Scriptcraft 5 - Here's one from my old guild master:
                                                                          GoonSwarm Titan Kill June 2007 2 - On another angle, I really like this Eve video. They sound like they just blew up the Death Star or mission control saving Apollo 13.
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                                                                          (1) SuperTwinkey69 vs Dominion (2) EVE Online: Dominion Trailer 1 - Haha that "armor HACs, armor HACs, ARMOR HACS!!" soundbite is classic. My favorite is still this one, though it's old. (Original)
                                                                          Onyxia Wipe Animation 1 - Onyxia Wipe Animation MORE DOTS!
                                                                          Once Upon a WoW #1 Onyxia Wipe Animation 1 - At one point I was expecting someone to yell "50 DKP MINUS!"
                                                                          2002 A GMod Odyssey 1 - Looking through the comments, apparently the guy at 1:30 in the video (foreign dude) is found sobbing over being banned from a Garry's Mod server here.
                                                                          Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy (official video) 1080p HD 1 - That scream at the end
                                                                          This is RU EvE 1 - do not forget this
                                                                          The Encore (Scorchlight) 1 - It sometimes can be. Each time the mouse blooms green is when he's click in space which tells the ship to move in that direction.
                                                                          Ragnaros raid gone wrong vent 1 -
                                                                          (1) NICSNOCK RAGE VIDEO (2) A Nicsnock Meltdown 1 - I used to raid with this guy:
                                                                          Serenity Now bombs a World of Warcraft funeral 1 - Bombing a funeral. I see people have already posted the Onyxia wipe.
                                                                          Reading Rainbow Theme by Psychostick Metal Cover 1 - Metal as fuck version
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                                                                          [–]sittfint 121ポイント122ポイント  (58子コメント)

                                                                          Hilarious!

                                                                          This game is a lot like Dota only a bit nicer.

                                                                          [–]SeattleGooner87 46ポイント47ポイント  (54子コメント)

                                                                          I hear so many terrible things about the Dota community. It actually makes me want to play the game, just so I can listen to people sperg out over how bad I am.

                                                                          [–]nomos 56ポイント57ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                          After a while you become numb to it, and then after that you just find it funny. I don't think anyone takes the shit talking in the game too seriously any more, so it actually is a pretty relaxed atmosphere.

                                                                          [–]Asgrimnur 55ポイント56ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                          Thats not really true through. I have many friends who refuses to play it because of how spitefull people can get. Hell, if I dont have four friends with me, I'm playing something else. I swear MOBAs brings out the worst in people

                                                                          [–]478431188447 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          Absolutely. If someone gets angry with you, they can and will ensure you lose and waste time and they'll talk shit while doing it.

                                                                          [–]nomos 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          Maybe it's because I'm in a semi-high bracket (4k mmr, not pro or anything) that people have put enough time into the game that they've become numb to it. Full fledged shouting arguments occur less often now than they used to I think.

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                                                                              [–]extract_ 16ポイント17ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                              really? I'd think the League community would be worse

                                                                              [–]psychopathictend3ncy 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                              It all depends on the rank. Even in games like CSGO, once you reach a certain rank, raging becomes less frequent. If it occurs, its not at each other but will rage quit.

                                                                              [–]Strange_Bedfellow 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                              I think that happens at high levels of all games.

                                                                              I played Halo pretty competitively, and in Reach hit top 1% Onyx of team doubles (top 1% of top division). Wouldn't play unless I had my teammate, and if one of us was having a bad day, it was just a quit, then we would go get our shit together. You get the rage in community games where all different skill levels play together. I mean, when you've got really, really good players on a team with terrible players, of course the good players get mad at the bad ones. They're calling out shit that should not need to be called out, and having it go unheeded.

                                                                              It's frustrating when you can see exactly what needs to be done to win, and try to tell others how to do exactly that, and if they just listened, you have it. But they don't, and so you lose.

                                                                              [–]nubetube 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                              I play DOTA and Smite and you made some valid points, but I think the biggest problem with people who "try to tell others how to do exactly that, and if they just listened..." is that people don't say stuff like:

                                                                              "Hey man, next fight could you please try to rotate. We really need your help in these fights"

                                                                              or

                                                                              "Hey when you back can you buy some wards and put them here and here"

                                                                              Instead, it's something like PING PING PING PING PING PING "WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT! ARE YOU FUCKING AFK!?! I CAN ONLY CARRY YOU IDIOTS SO HARD. FUCK"

                                                                              People are much less likely to respond positively to the latter, which is sadly the majority of cases. On top of that, because BM is so common and ubiquitous among angsty "pros" and happens so often, it's damn near impossible to suggest something to someone without them getting defensive because they feel like you're calling them out.

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                                                                                [–]Wallace_Grover 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                League doesn't have VOIP and they're a lot more heavy handed with bans I think.

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                                                                                  [–]fuzzum111 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                  Join us in /r/dota2 please it's amazing. Our pro teams are about to fight it out for over 6 million for first place in a major tourney.

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                                                                                      [–]zxjb 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      That looks dope.

                                                                                      [–]vox_astra 216ポイント217ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                      @OP, nice of you to mention that this is a xpost from /r/eve where the creator /u/JohnDrees posted it...

                                                                                      [–]cookiemonsta57 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                      that ending AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

                                                                                      [–]nikolai_stocks[🍰] 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      he is actually charging with his ship, into the middle of the enemy gang, while screaming:

                                                                                      allaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

                                                                                      [–]Markcso 25ポイント26ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                      This is still the best Eve video

                                                                                      [–]Sir_Lemon 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                      I like to imagine that these are actual space commanders getting pissed off because they lost a space battle.

                                                                                      [–]Kautkto 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                      Actual in the sense they are real humans that invested real time into tactics and planning. If you get really involved there's so much in the way of politics it's not funny.

                                                                                      You get ceos of businesses in real life that use eve as a way to refine their real world skills because it's virtually the same.

                                                                                      [–]Tarqee224 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      A more honest CSGO trailer

                                                                                      [–]DBDB7398 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                      lol everyone so mad. I think this is the kind of stuff that pushed me away from video games completely. People are so angry.

                                                                                      [–]repw 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                      WELL MAYBE IF YOU WERENT SUCH A FUKIN SCRUB I WOULDN'T BE SO ANGRY

                                                                                      [–]DBDB7398 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      It's true. I'm pretty casual. I have played EvE very briefly and the community actually is just too intense for me. My personality just doesn't "fit" with the game, if that makes sense.

                                                                                      [–]mastersergeant98 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                      Then not why just play by yourself? Why let someone ruin a whole medium of content? Why not ignore just that specific community that you don't enjoy?

                                                                                      [–]DBDB7398 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      I have. I just don't play online games anymore. I have ignored it so much that it's not a part of my life anymore. Other people have made it not fun for me so I just stopped doing it. Edit: I am also generally really bad at video games anyway so when people expect way too much from me I tend to stop giving a shit and that pisses them off. I just want to have fun and I'm not hyper competitive enough to keep up.

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                                                                                          [–]spaceturtle1 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                          Though I know I should be wary

                                                                                          Still I venture someplace scary

                                                                                          Ghostly haunting I turn loose

                                                                                          ArmorHACs, ArmorHACs, ARMORHACS!!!!

                                                                                          [–]Jo3yA 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                          *ArmorHAC's, Heavy Assault Cruiser class ships using armor for tank (as opposed to using shields for tank).

                                                                                          [–]spaceturtle1 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                          Thanks for pointing that out. I am not an EvE player. corrected

                                                                                          [–]Jo3yA 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                          No worries, used to play a few years back, a lot of the abbreviations and common parlance still lingers.

                                                                                          [–]CloudedSmoke 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                          "A lot" is a understatement. So many abbreviations. When I first started, while in comms, I knew they were speaking english, I just didnt understand what they were saying. lol

                                                                                          [–]Jo3yA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          Holy crap yeah.. "Dictor on scan", "Give that Hictor some reps", "Shit Nags are sieging", "Point that Legion", "Warp to P1M3 tower at 15km, don't bump the titan else he won't bridge us".. it goes on and on.. It takes time before it all starts making sense.

                                                                                          [–]M1K4L 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                          No no, this REALLY is EvE online.

                                                                                          https://youtu.be/0QhJkGhYG1s?t=1m24s

                                                                                          [–]Bigsteve27 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          "I'm going to tickle your fucking nose hairs with my fucking shoes!"

                                                                                          [–]JIDFshill87951 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          A lot of those people sound like chefs. Excellent examples of ABBAB (Always Be Berating And Belittling)

                                                                                          [–]Tacticalscheme 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          "Im going to tickle your nosehairs, with my motherfuckin' shoe"

                                                                                          [–]svnpenn 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                          I played EvE for 5 years. Can confirm, this is what Vent sounds like

                                                                                          [–]MarshallTom 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          If I had the money, I would pay some massive corp on there just to wreck shit.

                                                                                          [–]Koldfuzion 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          Can confirm. Eve is fedoras in space.

                                                                                          Also: DREDDIT IS RECRUITING

                                                                                          [–]adakis 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                          ...scrubs...

                                                                                          [–]Eekerson 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          Sounds.. uh... fun.

                                                                                          [–]soad2237 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          Nothing has made me want to renew my subscription more than this.

                                                                                          [–]2_bit_cookie 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                          Every couple of months we get an EVE online advert.

                                                                                          [–]Sock66 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          Can confirm. That's pretty much how it went lol

                                                                                          [–]loui33 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          Too bad playing doesnt look anything like that.

                                                                                          [–]myjerkoffaccount 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          I think the fact that people are willing to rage over it says the game has some value.

                                                                                          On a side note I'm really glad this wasn't another marketing attempt by the EvE people.

                                                                                          [–]WhitePawn00 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          No DHD -1

                                                                                          Armor Hacs +1

                                                                                          Someone yelling primary at the top of their lungs 10/10

                                                                                          [–]DevilishlyHandsome 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS!!

                                                                                          [–]WildBilll33t 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          On another angle, I really like this Eve video. They sound like they just blew up the Death Star or mission control saving Apollo 13.

                                                                                          [–]TessaigaVI 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          This actually makes me want to play eve even more.

                                                                                          [–]IbanSteel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          BATTLE IS JOINED

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