Nomad Writing

A Metaphor To Explain How Stupid Catcalling Is

Stranger: Oooh, yeah, girl. I think I will have some of that Dr. Pepper. Pass it on over this way.

Woman: Uh, no? It’s mine.

Stranger: Yeah, but I saw you drinking it.

Woman: Yes… Because it’s mine?

Stranger:  You drank it right in front of me. We both know what that means.

Woman: I don’t know or care who you are. I bought this for me, because I like it.

Stranger: Wha… bu-but I… you made it look good. You made me think about drinking Dr. Pepper.

Woman: [side eye, walk away]

Stranger: Fine! You fucking pop-tease! Dr. Pepper is a shitty ass soda ANYway have fun getting DIABETES goddamn fucking BLARGHABNAJHEUFISDXOIUZERAHJDKBFSIOWQUIR