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[–]quintiple_minority 678ポイント679ポイント  (36子コメント)

Thank you. I'm also jewish.

[–]huffmyfarts 151ポイント152ポイント  (23子コメント)

Has your name ever been more relevant?

[–]quintiple_minority 75ポイント76ポイント  (16子コメント)

Good question, I bet it would be a relevant with some of the more controversial subs.

Time to go buy a unicorn with all of the new karma!

[–]JJWattGotSnubbed 23ポイント24ポイント  (15子コメント)

Unicorns will run you about 50,000 karma. You can get that keychain in the corner though

[–]ClintonHarvey 15ポイント16ポイント  (5子コメント)

FUCK YEAH, I'm getting 4 unicorns, baby!

[–]JJWattGotSnubbed 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Or a lot of keychains

[–]ClintonHarvey 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

OKAY I'LL TAKE 3 UNICORNS AND 57,000 KEYCHAINS.

What a deal!

[–]JJWattGotSnubbed 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Or...you can have the mysterybox. Which could be anything, like 3 unicorns and 57k keychains.

[–]fishnbowl 3ポイント4ポイント  (8子コメント)

I've got 700 karma, what can I get with that?

[–]JJWattGotSnubbed 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

a punch in the face

[–]fishnbowl 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, better not cash it in yet if that's the case.

[–]OneHalfCupFlour 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It'll allow you to leave without getting beaten up by security.

[–]fishnbowl 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OK, I'm gonna go back to the skeeball machine and earn some more tickets karma.

[–]lardman1 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

everyone gets a chance. this was your and you executed it flawlessly

[–]MiamiPower 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your wining Power Ball numbers are.

[–]youraveragewhitebro 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

As well as Polish citizenship.

[–]MikeBigJohnson 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

You will never be president.

[–]quintiple_minority 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just in America? I bet I'd have a good shot for Prez of Europe.

[–]tasty_serving 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Time to retire your user name, it will never be more relevant.

[–]nezdi 465ポイント466ポイント  (24子コメント)

Be nice

"Hey there cripple mc niggerson"

Fuck you brain

[–]FriendFoundAccount 98ポイント99ポイント  (6子コメント)

Just don't mention her race or disability.

"So a black and a cripple walk into a bar."

GODDAMN BRAIN

[–]Uncle_Paul_Hargis 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

So if you had to choose, which would you rather be, black or crippled...

[–]Sparkism 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well that depends. How crippled are we talking about?

[–]AFuzzyRainbow 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

You'll never walk again but your upper body is completely fine

[–]illaqueable 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course my upper body is fine, I'm black

[–]MortGarson 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

i like to think it's pronounced "MC Niggerson"

[–]BestPersonOnTheNet 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would have gone with Cripplefag McNiggercunt.

[–]Carson325 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just spit out my coffee. Thanks.

[–]gordogato20 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

My friends and I ate a family style dinner with a lesbien couple consisting of an obese one legged white lady with a southern black lady. It was tough not to stare. :-/

*Edit for redundancy...

[–]akatherder 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No mention of her homosexuality. Still an A+ name though. I can give you a solid 7.5/10.

[–]Tongue_Puncher 94ポイント95ポイント  (38子コメント)

I never understood why we say African-American, when we can say black. People seem a bit unnerved when I describe the person to be "black."

[–]chakrablocker 29ポイント30ポイント  (8子コメント)

Black is the accepted term. African American is pretty dated. I know a ton of black people as long as you aren't one of those morons that says "the blacks", you're fine.

[–]JAYDEA 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

I know a ton of black people

Let me guess, some of them are your best friends...

[–]kn0ck 43ポイント44ポイント  (21子コメント)

This. What about about the black people not born in Africa, that also happen to live in America?

I would argue that blanket calling all black people in the USA "African-American" is pretty racist. They are stereotyping that all dark people came from the same place, when in reality every single human alive had an ancestor that came from Africa.

[–]JorWat 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

What about the black people not born in Africa, who don't live in America?

For example, both the British Idris Elba or Lewis Hamilton have been called African American at some point despite being neither.

[–]St_Veloth 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

American society seems to be making the transition from the term African-American to black. That being said, I don't think that anyone who says African-American is a racist just because they are "technically not correct"

[–]tophermeyer 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

I've worked with Jamaicans. Those guys hated being called african-american.

[–]abisiden 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well yeah, cause they're neither African nor (north) American.

[–]ingliprisen 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

But by origins, aren't they just as african as actual african americans?

[–]abisiden 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

All modern-day humans originated from Africa. How recently their ancestors lived in Africa seems kind of irrelevant.

[–]ingliprisen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

True, but I think modern day Jamaicans arrived from Africa around the same timeframe Africans were brought to the US, as the native Caribbean Arawak populations were wiped out, and they needed labour for the sugar cane fields.

[–]Gastronomicus 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought it was the other way around? That the term used to be black then went to african-american in some grand misguided effort to be politically correct.

[–]St_Veloth 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe, hell what do I know I'm a twenty something white guy.

[–]Neoncow 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or Africans who are not black like Charlize Theron.

[–]PM_YOUR__PROBLEMS 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

TIL: Lewis Hamilton is Black, I honestly never knew that before

[–]redaktora 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cause he's not, he's biracial.

[–]BrainOnLoan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you actually want to go by color, brown covers the spectrum far better than black.

That said, we should retire white for pinkish.

[–]Judas138 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I glad someone brought this up. I always get so much shit about this topic. I'm Hispanic. I live in America. Born in America. I get called Mexican or Mexican American a lot. When I correct people by telling them in not Mexican, that I'm American they get all butt hurt. At this point it's always the same reaction. "You're not proud of your heritage?" I am proud of my family. But, why would I claim a nationality that isn't mine? This tends to bring up another issue. Most people seem to not know the difference between a nationality and ethnicity.

[–]onepieceofpaper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In this case, OP probably used that term to make it seem a little longer. It makes it seem like MORE minorities because it takes longer to say African American than black.

[–]ExtreemWeenie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My teacher called south africans "african americans" when we talked about aparthied

[–]Vectorsygma 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What about all Latinos being called Mexicans? Or can I call them Browns.

[–]Mogg_the_Poet 36ポイント37ポイント  (3子コメント)

"Today I met a physically disabled African American homosexual female"

...What's the rest of the joke OP?

[–]Stifu 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

She's also a confused Republican.

[–]Mournhold 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's also a confused Republican.

Aren't they all? That's mean, I'm sorry.

[–]illaqueable 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

She sexually identifies as an attack helicopter

[–]dick-nipples 46ポイント47ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congratulations?

[–]DankisKhan 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am NEW in town...

[–]woowoo293 245ポイント246ポイント  (65子コメント)

Is it really that hard?

[–]goatcoat 270ポイント271ポイント  (38子コメント)

The word offensive doesn't have a definition that everyone agrees on because different things offend different people. It's easy to ruffle people's feathers.

Once, a friend told me about a situation he observed in which a white customer at a grocery store dropped some change into the palm of a black clerk while paying for his food. The black clerk looked the customer straight in the eyes and said, loudly enough for people nearby to hear, "it doesn't rub off, you know."

The black clerk felt put down because she felt that the white customer was avoiding touching her because of her race. That may have even been true, but maybe he was a germophobe and treated everyone that way, or maybe he didn't like touching other people, or maybe he was just being careless because his mind was on other things. We don't know.

The thing is, the customer had no options. He couldn't stand up and say, "excuse me, everyone who just saw that? Could I have your attention? I just want to let everyone know that I'm not a racist," because that would make him look even more like a racist.

In this way, people who are members of groups that are subject to prejudice have a special power to try and convict people in the court of public opinion. They may be sensitive or insecure in ways that are not readily apparent, and there are no defenses available to people who are perceived as members of dominant, majority, or privileged groups.

This happens all the time. Look at male students who have been expelled from universities due to rape allegations without evidence (or even contrary to evidence) for example.

Because society works this way, it can be more dangerous for people who are perceived as privileged to interact with people who are perceived as unprivileged, so I would say that OP has successfully avoided a negative result in what can be a dicey situation.

[–]derFunkatron 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

I know your story is racially charged, but a cashier is always upset with how you hand them money. Drop it in their palm - "racist dick;" throw it on the counter - "asshole;" press it into their hand like a chocolate pretzel from Mallrats - "ew, don't touch me;" put it on top of the bills - "I hope I don't drop it;" pay with a card instead of cash - "just swipe your card, enter your pin, and press the green button fucker;" pay with a check - "may a pox inflict your children;" pay with some weird combo of change so that you get exactly $ 0.50 back - "thanks for shopping with us, assface;" pay with a credit card - "why did you sign on top of the total instead of on the dotted line?"

[–]3226 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

In a lot of places in Europe you don't generally make contact with the cashier, and they have little dishes they put your change into for you to pick it up.

Makes sense. That way a cashier isn't touching hundreds of random hands every day.

[–]uhsrsly 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

It doesn't rub off?

Well shit, that's I thought that's how white guys got good at basketball.

[–]WhyWouldHeLie 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wait, are you trying to say OP is the victim here? I read this post as OP saying he's happy he didn't say anything stupid

[–]goatcoat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP said he was happy he didn't get into trouble in a situation in which he expected he might, and someone else questioned whether that was an accomplishment worth nothing. I explained that it was.

[–]Picnicpanther 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yes, poor subjugated power majorities. Let's all pity the white people with their banks and political ownership.

[–]Insetick 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

Maybe diffusing a situation is better than escalating. "Sorry, didn't mean it that way" is better than turning a miscommunication into a confrontation.

[–]goatcoat 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

One person's "diffusing" is another person's "backpedaling", which is one more moral charge on top of racism. I'm not saying diffusing is worse than escalating. I'm saying that some people have a chip on their shoulder, and they have a lot options to hurt the person they're accusing.

[–]maceacewindu 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wouldn't just write it off as a chip on their shoulder. I guess I can use a personal experience as an example but I can't really shorten it.

A few weeks ago I went to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I got there and saw there was a red line for where to wait to be called up. I just got off of work an I'm pretty tired and there is a chair right next to the line so I look up to make sure the pharmacist sees that I'm there and sit down to wait for them to finish with the person who got there ahead of me. Shortly after sitting down another lady comes and stands at that line. Once the first customer is done she calls the lady that just arrived. I think she probably just thought she was there first or doesn't like people not being on the red line. But I'm still pretty tired so I hope that no one else will show up and continue sitting. Right before that customer is finished another one gets there and stands on the line and is called up next. At this point I ruled out that they were just confused about the order arrival and was convinced that it had to do with them being a stickler for the red line. But I'm still exhausted so I decide just to wait it out sitting on the chair. Just before that customer is finished an older man walks up but instead of waiting on the red line like the others he sits in the chair next to me. As the customer leaves the pharmacist calls the older man up. I'm now just sitting there thinking if it wasn't the red line what could it be? Eventually, she calls me up and I drop off the prescription and leave. I went over what each other customer did and tried to find something that I didn't (and vise versa) but couldn't think of anything. the only thing that I could differentiate between me and the other customers is that I wasn't white. I'm not saying that situation had anything to do with race and chances are it didn't.

Overt racism isn't nearly as common as covert racism and a result racism is very subtle but still has a strong effect. That subtlety makes your everyday asshole and a racist person seem indistinguishable in certain situations. Which sucks for everybody because that's why these situations occur. Someone can incorrectly call someone out doesn't automatically mean they have a chip on their shoulder but because we are just human, no one is omniscient. Being incorrect really hurts both sides because then the accuser becomes the boy who cried wolf. And understandably many people who have been falsely accused previously or are scared to be, automatically side with the accused as knee-jerk reaction even before they hear/know the details. All of this just keeps an uneasy cycle going. It really sucks for everybody and it can only change when people take the time to see things from the other person's perspective.

[–]MrFrillows 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why would you say "sorry" if the other person misconstrues what you've said? That's something that they need to be saying to you.

[–]Insetick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because I'm not always in the right (especially when implicit racism/sexism is involved), because people can't be wrong about how they feel, because an interpretation of a phrase/action is as valid as its intention, because it's better to diffuse the situation and move on instead of getting hung up by my ego.

That attitude of expecting others to know what's going on in your head is the same one kids have when they say horrible things to each other, parents ask them to apologize, and they say "I'm sorry their feelings are hurt." Isn't the mature and more humble response "I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, I didn't mean to. I see why you interpreted my words in that way, but I actually meant something else entirely."

[–]Haleljacob 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

Look at male students who have been expelled from universities due to rape allegations without evidence (or even contrary to evidence) for example.

What?

[–]dick-nipples 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's what she said.

[–]slightlyhorny 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

that'sh whatcher mother shed last night, Trebek.

[–]Unfiltered_Soul 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like this is my lucky day, ill take "the rapist" for 200.

[–]AdvocateForTulkas 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Depends how much anxiety you have for these sort of things! We've all offended people whether we want to realize it or not. That's the shit reality of it.

[–]AnoK760 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Hey, wanna run down to the store with me and get some lunch?"

.

"YOU ASSHOLE!!! I can't RUN anywhere!! You're so insensitive!!"

There, just made that inoffensive comment offensive.

[–]Sariel007 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

How dare you! I am offended.

[–]JustaGangsta 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

For assholes and/or awkward people, yes.

And that describes a good portion of reddit, so…

[–]Lacasax 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It depends on the person. Some people get offended when they really shouldn't.

[–]VoltasPistol 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I got told off yesterday for using Caitlyn Jenner's surname as a stand-in for her full name, because spelling it out every time was starting to look weird, and just "Caitlyn" was too personal (so I thought) and using the term "Ms. Jenner" looked like a backhanded insult.

Then again, the person who told me off had flair that was "Pronoun Police" or something. I get that pronouns are important. I was on the same pronoun page, but this person decided to call me out for not making extra-double-sure to emphasize the new gender.

https://i.imgur.com/cIQNm11.gif

[–]Blacksmith210 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

Since when was making a post on reddit about a gay black crippled girl you met a social success???

[–]PaulGriffin 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Life practice for future reddit.

[–]biocsguy01 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I met a white college dude today. Didn't smack him in the face.

Socially awesome penguin!

[–]BabyMcHaggis 147ポイント148ポイント  (14子コメント)

Sorry OP, but I don't think 'basic human decency' counts as being 'socially awesome'. Socially normal at best.

[–]slightlyhorny 71ポイント72ポイント  (7子コメント)

yes but this is Reddit, where minorities and women are assumed to be radical SJWs who beat people to death/censor literally everything upon insult

[–]woowoo293 39ポイント40ポイント  (2子コメント)

Heck, on my way to work this morning I was run over and killed by feminists. Twice.

[–]slightlyhorny 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ellen Pao scooped out my eyeballs with a spoon.

[–]The_Intense_Pickle 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

But it turned out it was the board of directors the whole time!

[–]NickCrop23 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't think there has ever been one of these memes without a comment saying that one part was not correct.

[–]slightlyhorny 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd be surprised if there were

[–]GObutton 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, but I'm a hyper aware person that deals with all of these minorities heavily on a daily basis. I still say cringe worthy things with some frequency because in order to get over being an introvert I had to start running my mouth a tiny bit in front of my brain. I'm only screw up like 0.5% of the time on average, but in a situation like this the statistical odds I would fuck up are so much higher than normal, somewhere in the back of my head of new thinking the same thing.

[–]BabyMcHaggis 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Part of the solution would be to stop thinking of them as "minorities" and just try to register them (us?) as... people. Getting rid of that "other" stigma helps.

[–]Gandl- 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is a german band, called "Die Toten Hosen" with a song that has exactly that title: Lesbische, schwarze Behinderte.

[–]thugglet 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

There was a college grant that only applied to Black Lesbian Feminist Poet when i was in high school.

[–]IKnowPiToTwoDigits 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember seeing a notice for a scholarship intended solely for women over 6' tall who do not play basketball.

And many more!

[–]Seanpab 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't say anything offensive

[–]SithLordDave 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Came here for racist slander and I'm severely disappointed

[–]DrGearheart 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's a little insensitive to call her a "human lottery"... and then you go an hit her?!?

You are a horrible person

[–]tfwinters29 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Thats what it says right here, you are a horrible person."

[–]laptopdude90laptopdude90 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We weren't even testing for that.

[–]PMMeYourPokemonTeam 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

...until this post.

So close, OP, so close.

[–]norm_chomski 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

I'm offended you called her african-american.

Is she from Africa?

[–]MrX101 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

could have just said disabled black lesbian, why make it so long?

[–]Succubic_Unicorn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Back in my day, homosexual females were called lesbians. But then again, I'm 30.

[–]dragonfire666 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm walking on eggshells. Woooahh oh uh oh, and don't it feel good? Uh, all right now!

[–]el_timm 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

African American annoys me. There are many white born people from Africa living in the U.S. There are also black people born in Australia living in the U.S.

[–]0xD153A53 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

You didn't win the human lottery simply by not being a dick.

If you had a compulsive disorder that you were able to restrain yourself from blurting out some horrific shit, then I'd applaud you.

Instead, you pissed on human decency just enough to water down what it actually means.

[–]unmaned 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

...that you know of.

[–]vinney1369 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yeah?! I worked with a Gay Hispanic HIV+ disabled burn victim adoptee. Former orphan, huge douchebag. I said all the offensive things, and he laughed and laughed.

I'm terrible people.

[–]fairly_legal 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

| Today I met a physically disabled African American homosexual female

Not a huge deal but I think you blew it with "female." In short, female is used as an adjective and woman as a noun.

Would you really have used "male" in its place if this had been a man? That's as awkward as a guy complaining they "have difficulty talking to females in social settings."

[–]E-B-Gb-Ab-Bb 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now it makes a bit more sense why they see this as a success.

[–]royalstaircase 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is a red penguin really merited for not being an asshole?

[–]Yuioup_____ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least she wasn't fat.

[–]Snabelpaprika 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Hello. What happened to you? Did a watermelon fall on your head and gave you brain damage after you ran face first into the ugly tree? No wonder no guy wants you." That should about cover it.

[–]GorillaWarfare_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm glad you didn't say anything offensive, but Jesus fuck man, you can't strike women!

[–]DannyHewson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You just ran away didn't you?

[–]krtzmn 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Now that's a unicorn

[–]BitchCallMeGoku 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey im all of these except disabled (hopefully it stays that way). Yay for statistical unicorns.

[–]despade 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

there is a german singer/songwriter that made a wonderful song about a person with these exact attributes. the chorus says something along the lines of:"even black, lesbian disabled people can be a pain in the butt"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnH1Cfin9TY

[–]sstair 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

...that you know of.

[–]stargrunt6 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"So how do you scissor your girlfriend, honey chile?" Me, because I'm a social liability

[–]teashopslacker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is your Rumspringa going?

[–]Stafuu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

why the fuck do i keep thinking theres the word football somewhere in this.

[–]Sabblesbox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

more like you struck the fuck out with a chance to hit a home run

[–]The_Yar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My best friend's sister was exactly that, back in the early 90s, kids. Catch up.

[–]SprangAh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What part of Africa?

[–]Lurk_Forever_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP I know you got the idea for this post from TMZ.

[–]alecv26 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So... you fell silent?

[–]stickyspidey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why do people assume just cause your black your African American?

[–]CBate 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I once partied with a Native American Lesbian in Salt Lake City. One in a million.

She went by Bones. And PS, they can drink you under the table.

[–]DEFINITELY_A_DICK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not gonna lie, I read that as "psychically disabled" and got super confused for a second. Bedtime I think

[–]fredd6288 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is the point of this? Thought this was a subreddit simulator post.

[–]mattbluesman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

thank you for being a normal human being.

[–]OdhinnsFury 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congratulations on your crippling white guilt.

[–]bobbo007 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's easy, just dont saying anything.

[–]losercore 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was she Jewish?

[–]dragonfire666 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm walking on eggshells. Woooahh oh uh oh, and don't it feel good? Uh, all right now!

[–]ofhoot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tumblr would get so hard finding out about her.

[–]blitz79 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that person definitely didn't win the privilege lottery.

[–]IkonikK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was it in Europe?

[–]MikeBigJohnson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The day she is president... that is when you know.... a Jewish man still will never be president.

[–]Neuroticmuffin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It annoys me that this is so highly upvoted and is seen as some sort of mini-achievement? Here's a though, "Just don't be a dick", everyone brings something to the table, why deprive yourself of a good experience because of some racist ideology or insecurity of "your"-self. ?

[–]Moosemancer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol why did you have to specify that it was a FEMALE? Is it because you think that title deserves certain emphasis? Are you vocally compensating for your inner hatred of the female population? I'm fucking triggered.

[–]Stoopdogg56 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone get her a show on TLC

[–]ih8yallmore 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If she was an astronaut, you also saw the fucking unicorn! A UNICORN!!!!!!

[–]throw_my_meme_away 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tell my wife, "hello."

[–]existentialadvisor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You sure she was African and not Caribbean?

[–]kenetha65 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She'd better not! Those people are always saying something offensive!

[–]Pequeno_loco 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is actually pretty impressive given the behavior of the average reddit user recently.

[–]SpaghettiRambo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That ain't exactly hard to do unless you're a massive cunt

[–]pjr032 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man think of how easy it would be to get a job or get into college for that chick

[–]AppleTrees4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Disabled black lesbian... probably not terribly uncommon.

[–]mfg_colour 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

african american

you mean black?

[–]snylack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you know who gives a fuck