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[–]PainMatrix 439ポイント440ポイント  (14子コメント)

Too bad she can't apply that fine to her face.

[–]GentleLazers 42ポイント43ポイント  (12子コメント)

That is really good.

[–]nwusrplsfrgv 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Absolutely!!

[–]ThereOnceWasAMan 3ポイント4ポイント  (10子コメント)

Seriously. Did /u/PainMatrix come up with that on his own? That might be one of the first (good) original jokes I've seen here in a while.

[–]PainMatrix 10ポイント11ポイント  (9子コメント)

I did. In full disclosure I used it the last time this was posted as well, but thought it was too good to not use again.

[–]Fyodor007 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

So you're stealing jokes from your younger self?

[–]PainMatrix 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

My younger self has more potential than I ever will.

[–]TK421IsTheLoneliest 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I like this observation/joke even more than the original

[–]PainMatrix 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks! I should probably quit for the day while I'm still ahead.

[–]Fyodor007 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They way the brain is a depreciating asset... too true.

[–]Myron-Gaines 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit man, you're on fire.

[–]nwusrplsfrgv 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My younger self has more potential than I ever will.

O

[–]2beer 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Legal note, can't steal something that's yours.

Unless you mean the younger self is a distinct individual, separate to the current self.

I have no idea how to process this eventuality

[–]Fyodor007 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I smell an insanity plea forming.

[–]definitely_not_david 413ポイント414ポイント  (16子コメント)

Now they need to call the ambulance too, to take her to the burn ward.

[–]GORILLAMAFIA17 70ポイント71ポイント  (10子コメント)

Should have just shot her and end the misery.

[–]Patchface- 57ポイント58ポイント  (7子コメント)

Kill ugly people? New reddit will ban you.

[–]daileyjd 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

either way OP is still a giant bundle of sticks.....and they can never take that away from us. hashtag never forget

[–]outraged-man 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol get out of here with your facts and your logic.

[–]HeelsDownEyesUp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pound sign never forget...

[–]ohdogwhatdone 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/uglypeopehate

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    [–]adrianwarp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Is this a copypasta I don't know about?

    [–]Lufernaal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Our misery?

    [–]lalondtm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    um, police only shoot unarmed black people. everybody knows that.

    [–]Camman97 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Also need to call the fire department to put out the fire that officer started.

    [–]Mao_Tsetung 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Haha! Hilarious and original. :)

    [–]derprondo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Better call the waaambulance, take her to McDonald's and get a waaburger with some French cries.

    [–]hungry_lobster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The term is Wambulance

    [–]dsr541 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    too

    [–]wiiya 98ポイント99ポイント  (16子コメント)

    Source

    Just in case anyone's wondering, TruTV is scripted reality skits.

    [–]danby 61ポイント62ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Scripted Reality. The best kind of reality

    [–]khorns 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I try and script my reality all the time, but it never work out as planned

    [–]Qbert_Spuckler -3ポイント-2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    reality.television.isn't

    [–]fiah84 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    here, have a space bar: " "

    [–]Qbert_Spuckler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i.met.my.girlfriend.at.a.space.bar

    [–]ishkabibbel2000 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'd love a space bar. Just imagine how creative you could be with cocktails in a gravitational void!

    [–]FalconHunter 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Just in case you don't know, that clip existed before TruTV...so for as much as you're correct, this clip is genuine.

    [–]wiiya 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I think that you're right that the video is older, but if you get to about 2:05 the voices change and it sounds like its dubbed over.

    [–]daimposter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, 1:57 to 2:05 are dubbed over. Is that typical of TruTv? I've never seen it.

    [–]SuperFalconMan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So fiction except with worse actors?

    [–]Revansistul 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    But... I like Impractical Jokers...

    [–]Nopinchefuckinggood 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The episode where Joe puts his ass on the window gave it up for me. Their cameras are too conveniently placed. And they've had the same bald black guy as an actor on more than one episode.

    [–]JustAMinuteAnHourAgo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Are they racist for thinking you wouldn't notice, or was it really 2 different bald black guys and you're racist?

    [–]Natten 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think this clip has been around long before TruTV started doing that repo shit. This is shit is probably from "Real TV".

    [–]rising01 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A Ticket and insult too. Bad day for that girl.

    [–]anymooseposter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh. So regular tv then?

    [–]aerodrome_ 104ポイント105ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Rekt

    [–]tabasco_fiasco 43ポイント44ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Oh boy

    [–]MonitorMan 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

    i thought carlton was too short to be a basketball player

    [–]antantoon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Once again reddit reminding me how unoriginal all my thoughts are

    [–]________________end_ 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dude is channeling some serious Carlton vibes.

    [–]TheTrueFlexKavana 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0q5cPNIcAASlcj.jpg

    [–]refracture 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Has Glen Davis ever committed a foul in his entire life?

    [–]superslayer44 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Has he ever skipped a buffet either?

    [–]yousaltybrah 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    https://youtu.be/aMS0O3kknvk?t=55s

    [–]Rance_Geodes 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    correkt

    [–]FidNasty 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Officer Savage strikes again.

    [–]corby315 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I would love to see her face when he delivered that line.

    Actually I would like to see her face just to judge for myself.

    [–]robm111 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think it could be pretty much fact that if a girl is driving a shit-green Taurus, she's probably of the 4/10 variety.

    [–]advice_animorph 26ポイント27ポイント  (5子コメント)

    "Hey officer, I thought you didn't give pretty girls tickets"

    [–]idub92 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Well someone has fucked her.

    [–]theknightmanager 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Probably wasted drunk for the entire relationship.

    [–]darkw50 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Initially for the first time, then outta necessity.

    [–]Axis_of_Weasels 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Doesn't matter lost virginity

    [–]mark_wooten 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Whenever I see this woman, I can't help but think of the opening sequence of Idiocracy, where only the trashy people are the ones procreating.

    [–]GaryTheTroll 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

    That reminds me of the time I was pulled over driving my grandmother Theresa's 1997 Buick Century. I had the cruise control feature set on 47 MPH as the speed limit signs clearly said 55 MPH. If it is one thing my absent father taught me is you must always go at or below the speed limit. Those signs are there for recommendation purposes only and if you do not feel comfortable driving at that rate of speed, then go at your desired pace. When I saw the cop turn on his lights, I quickly applied the automobile's turn signal apparatus and pulled over onto the shoulder. He approached the car and said "Son, do you know how fast you were traveling" ? I replied "Yes officer, I was traveling at 47 MPH or approximately 8 MPH under the recommended speed limit. I was absolutely shocked when he informed me that he clocked me at 30 MPH. There must be some sort of mistake I pleaded. Well you should of seen the look on his face when he informed me that I was reading the speedometer in kilometers. We both shared a good hearted chuckle and I was free to go.

    [–]M_a_t_t_y 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Boom roasted

    [–]Omni314[🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She's doing it the wrong way round! You're supposed to say "I didn't think officers as good looking as you gave people tickets"!

    [–]psyboarz 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    This is outrageous piggish behavior. This poor woman is being oppressed and ticketed based on her looks.

    [–]PatrickTulip 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Damn that was brutal. /r/pussypassdenied at its finest.

    [–]Razorray21 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Omg, thank you

    [–]iamyo -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It's always funny when people are believe in a thing and then have a whole subreddit devoted to showing counterexamples to the thing they believe in--but continue to believe in the thing.

    [–]bw13187 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That's a false dichotomy you've got going there.

    It doesn't have to be all or nothing.

    Research has shown time and time again that women are sentenced more lightly for the same crime, and are typically approached with "kid gloves," for lack of a better term, by authority figures. The presence of /r/pussypassdenied doesn't invalidate these claims, it merely celebrates the cases where everyone was treated equally. It doesn't mean that it erases the bias towards women just because some women didn't benefit from it in a particular instance.

    (duh)

    [–]swartkrans -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How about you take a nice one way ticket to voat and quit your women-hating bullshit on reddit.

    [–]texag93 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The subreddit exists because it's uncommon to actually see these examples.

    That's like looking at /r/WTF and saying "oh look these people are surprised by this kind of stuff when it clearly happens all the time; just look at this sub."

    [–]MrSriracha 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    See, cops are dads too.

    [–]JackOAT135 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Where did you think baby cops came from?

    [–]philography 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm surprised the fire department didn't show up.

    [–]FFXIV_Machinist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    sic burn.

    [–]eoinconlan51 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Anybody got any aloe vera?

    [–]plurzilla 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Savage

    [–]Watermelonhypetrain 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    it's a repost but still good

    [–]_HarleyQuinn_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pretty woman walking down the street.. pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet.

    [–]10gauge 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    She got burned twice by the officer, the ticket and the insult. Ouch, bad day for her.

    [–]aronnyc 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She probably didn't realize she was being burned.

    [–]sternje 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Burn!

    [–]TravisCan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    HEYYOOO.

    [–]Razorray21 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/dashcamgifs

    [–]IndirectCell 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Iv seen enough hentais to know where this is going :O

    [–]Lareit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    a tentacle monster killing the cop then raping the girl to then be slain by a magical girl?

    Yeah i've seen that one too.

    [–]spookyb0ss 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ouch

    [–]earthmurder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Snarky cops

    [–]dgsrgsf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The worst case of police brutality I've ever seen. Somebody call sharpton.

    [–]VaginalBurp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh shit, ma'm, I'm gonna need you to pull over further because you just got rekt.

    [–]A_Real_Wolf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    *Spoiler

    In the next scene the car turns into Megatron

    [–]bed-stain 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If what she said is partially true how does that skew statistics are far as which sex is a better driver?

    [–]mcapplechicken 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Savage

    [–]RiseNShine24 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/mildlyrekt

    [–]Bananawamajama 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    She should have checked herself(in the mirror) before he wrecked her self (esteem)

    [–]anonymous853 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Thanks for the OC! Almost NEVER see OC in these subreddits, so this is a breath of fresh air.

    [–]texansbrah 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but it isn't oc

    [–]Blayer32 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Dispatch, reports of shots fired at the highway!"

    [–]The_Yar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He needs to call an ambulance to the scene of that rek.

    [–]shadow_catt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh I love this...

    [–]itsbackthewayucamee -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    OUCHHHHHH

    [–]swartkrans 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Some of the comments in this thread are so bad. What the fuck.

    [–]RalphWaldoNeverson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/unexpectedthuglife

    [–]cloudyskies41 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Now that's what I call police brutality.

    [–]MageeDisease 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ooohhhhh shit biiiitch!!!!!

    [–]thecentury 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oldy but goody

    [–]Leknasant 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why do some states have you sign tickets? In NJ, you don't have to sign tickets, you can get them in the mail (big surprise when you don't know!) or they just hand you a printed Ticket now. That looks like it's running out of ink.

    [–]ArnieSchwarzenegro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    rektrekt rekt rektum rekt rekt rekt erekt rekt rekt rekt erektion erekt rektrekt rekt rekt rektal rekt rekt rekt rektum rekt rekt rekt rekt

    [–]Imadethistoupvoteit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Talk about a last ditch effort to fish for a compliment.

    [–]Justworkhere -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pass denied.

    [–]____ZOIDBURG____ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ayy lmao

    [–]Sharfhound -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    PUSSY PASS DENIED

    [–]ShitsInPringlesCans -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    AWALT.

    [–]InFa-MoUs -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/PussyPassDenied

    [–]ST79 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pig roast