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[–]HIVlover 152ポイント153ポイント  (5子コメント)

Hates Groceries, owns multiple bananas is my favorite

[–]Cromulus 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's funny because I too own multiple bananas.

[–]milesunderground 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I saw someone buying one banana, I'd be very suspicious of them.

[–]JurassicBasset 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a goddamn hypocritical bitch.

[–]shortyman09 136ポイント137ポイント  (11子コメント)

These are actually better than some of the crap that makes front page.

[–]trace_mo 38ポイント39ポイント  (7子コメント)

[–]whyyesthat 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

But everyone on reddit is a bot except you.

[–]Dsoftm 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

But I'm not a bot!

[–]whyyesthat 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Said every bot ever.

[–]mickeyspickles 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

10-guy was pretty close

[–]akkahwoop 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

10 Guy was more like things that I've heard from stoned people than most versions I've seen. Usually they're just sober people forgetting the names of things.

[–]VinceOnAPlane 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

The bad joke eel reads more like an Anti-Joke Chicken.

[–]asshat123 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

And both green advice ducks work better as red ones

[–]RentonBrax 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

So... Do lick your mother?

[–]TheHanna 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

I lost it at the Gordon Ramsay one. Laughed so hard my dog woke up.

[–]Olivepickngreek 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

And when the bots started making memes, that's when Skynet was born.

[–]JediJimbo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Dankinator 3: Rise of the Dank Memes

[–]redumbdant_antiphony 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

I laughed at these far harder and longer than I should have.

[–]oneburntwitch 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I have too many spoons in my Porsche" sounds highly accurate.

[–]SecondBaseScoundrel 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Guess we can never poop.

[–]hchromez 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Speak for yourself, I'll still poop whenever I please.

[–]SirZiggyStardust 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not really bad luck, I'd be proud to lose my virginity to Sylvester Stallone in drag.

I'm a straight male.

[–]Jaybaybay2838 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we have a bot post random bot generated memes?

[–]Assainbob 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

The Gordon Ramsey one is solid.

[–]Dinosaur_Repellent 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's pretty funny. Where did u make those at

[–]Testfreedompotatoes 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/slowmeme, it's at the bottom of the pictures.

[–]zuppaiaia 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

that fish is right.

[–]Austinpike446 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least it can use 10 guy correctly.

[–]Testfreedompotatoes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone looking for source can go to /r/slowmeme or the site.

[–]am_i_here 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

that's amazing. front page worthy.

[–]TheEnemySpy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

6.3/10 actually much better than most of the stuff at the top of this sub.

[–]Herpderp5002 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

hmm Source?

[–]Testfreedompotatoes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/slowmeme, you can make your own if you want.

[–]Xenophyophore 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're just like those jokes that small children make.
There's some symmetry here!

[–]OkFuckWithMe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like my nephew's failed attempts at making humor.

[–]GoatMarine 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fifth one is actually really fucked up if you think about it.

[–]ultimateballoon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks op. Now I'm the psycho on the bus laughing too hard.

[–]ishi86 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can you explain a bit about the science behind this?

[–]objectlesson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I laughed harder at these memes than any other memes I've ever seen.

[–]thetonyhightower 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was awesome. I needed that.

[–]Sariel007 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like this is what /r/teenagers would be like if I bothered to check it out.