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[–]redrew89 628ポイント629ポイント  (72子コメント)

Confirmed on my own iDevice. Nice Easter egg.

[–]nptstorm 132ポイント133ポイント  (57子コメント)

I had to check too, did the same for me. I wonder what other responses are built in like this? Does anyone have others?

[–]TheJaguarMan 194ポイント195ポイント  (24子コメント)

If you ask Siri what 0/0 is she accuses you of having no friends

[–]quantum_trogdor 263ポイント264ポイント  (19子コメント)

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends.

How many cookies does each person get?

See? It doesn't make sense.

And Cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies.

And you are sad that you have no friends." -Siri

[–]InfinityDoom 157ポイント158ポイント  (6子コメント)

That pretty mean it sound like something GLaDOS would say.

[–]arrogantfool 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

[–]Bill_puss 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

What if Siri is the start of a GLaDOS type technology?

[–]MoonChild02 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Then we're all fucked.

[–]Staggitarius 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's ok, just make sure you don't leave Siri in control of neurotoxin.

[–]bankaijutsu 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy fuck that's savage af

[–]Idoontkno 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

Wouldn't they all technically have the same amount of cookies?

[–]Toolspaper 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

Technically none of them get nothing, so by saying "they all" you are referring to nobody. You are also not splitting anything because if you have zero cookies, it is also for example (abstractly speaking) zero apples.

[–]GlobindobinButler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you ask what's 2/0 it says "Cookie Monster gets them all, nom nom nom"

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    [–]NoChillMax 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yes, it's called apple.com you order an iPhone there and boom Siri at your door.

    [–]DINDU___NUFFIN 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They asked for credit card number can you tell me

    [–]Supernova141 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    hahaha that's amazing

    [–]chawmastaflex 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My sister told me to do that today. Me and Siri still haven't made up. Fucking bitch

    [–]robledog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That cunt doesn't know me after all these years..fucking bitch!

    [–]buckduckallday 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The answer is 1, 0, and undefined.

    [–]g18suppressed 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Ask her to "open pod bay doors" a bunch of times. There are TONS of cool set responses

    [–]forestfluff 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

    WOAH. The super slow "IIii'm sooorry, Master. I caaan't do thaat.

    .........

    Are you happy now?"

    The tone of voice is so much more... human and with so much more emotion than any other Siri response I've gotten.

    [–]RappaBugZappa 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I don't have a siri phone. Someone please upload this!

    [–]forestfluff 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Youtube videos I found didn't have all of them so done!

    Edit: The "I'm sorry, Master" one is at the very end.

    [–]RappaBugZappa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    thank you very much friend!

    [–]TheNeatoBurrito 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No, but it's not an Easter egg; it does that with any company. I asked "I need the number to Lowe's customer service." And she replied with "I'm sorry."

    [–]BamBamBoy7 31ポイント32ポイント  (7子コメント)

    A really funny one is If you say "nine eleven" to Siri. Her response is golden.

    [–]sluke827 59ポイント60ポイント  (2子コメント)

    God damn it

    [–]Brobi_Wan 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Haha glad they put a 5 second count down

    [–]Drink_39 48ポイント49ポイント  (0子コメント)

    For those wondering, Siri calls "911 emergency services" after a 5 second counter.

    [–]beaker38 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why are fire engines red?

    [–]Has_Xray_Glasses 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I tried to check if it's true. It misheard me as "What's your."

    It said "I'd rather not say that."

    Wut.

    [–]Dan_Softcastle 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If you say a bunch of swears she does the 300 confirmed kills thing

    [–]CrustaceusRing 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This works with "I need the number to customer service." You can put any word before "customer". I tried it with Mediacom and it worked even though she thought I said "media COM".

    [–]moldy912 14ポイント15ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Apparently some Apple employee has had enough of Comcast's shit.

    [–]lbinetti 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i think its more of a language processing error. If you ask 'for the number' instead of 'to the number' you get a correct response. Also, the "im sorry" response is given no matter whom you ask "siri i need the number to _______" for.

    [–]GlobindobinButler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was so certain it was fake, I was wrong.

    [–]The_HolyHandGrenade 202ポイント203ポイント  (12子コメント)

    She says as she rubs her nipples.

    [–]greydestruction 30ポイント31ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Maybe a little hand stroking the circle with the mic, just to spite the user.

    [–]MeGustaRice 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

    What happens when Siri orgasms?

    [–]_vOv_ 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

    the battery will leak.

    [–]Bytewave 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Unlocks the secret Adult Mode where she'll talk dirty to you from then on.

    [–]Rin_aonir 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I pictured this exact thing when I saw the photo.

    [–]Notmyrealnameguy 50ポイント51ポイント  (12子コメント)

    She does this with more then Comcast, just say: "I need the number to (insert anything here) customer service"and she replies "I'm sorry".

    [–]Bobbled_It 47ポイント48ポイント  (9子コメント)

    that seems kind of inconvenient really

    [–]gator_bites 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I expect nothing else from Siri.

    [–]abelcc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Please understand.

    [–]imkinda_adog 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yup will confirm, Although it works with "apple"

    [–]lucidguppy 89ポイント90ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Is the background the Bob Ross Meme picture?

    [–]OrigamiBlack 55ポイント56ポイント  (8子コメント)

    This made me giggle.... until I remembered I forgot to call comcast for raising my bill today.

    [–]new_math 16ポイント17ポイント  (7子コメント)

    lol funny, I need to do the same. Went up $10 in July for no reason.

    [–]OrigamiBlack 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Check your internet speed. They recently brought my area up to 75mbs from 50. They also raised the monthly price of Blast, which I had. I am hoping talking to a human will get me to at least what I was at before.

    [–]ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

    You're gunna be on hold for a while if you want to talk to an actual human!

    [–]thatOneOtherArabGuy 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I've already submitted this but I'm worried it won't get any visibility so...

    You can contact the FCC and make Comcast send a human representative to contact you

    [–]ludololl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You're in the wrong thread!

    [–]FPSXpert 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Tbf a $10 more bill for a 50% increase is a pretty good deal.

    [–]jayfac 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I would pay so much for that. Where I live out away from town, our average speed is usually running about .41 mbps. Not even HALF a mbps! For $80 a month.

    Edit: added sentence

    [–]gongshow20 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ha $10 that's nothing! Mine went up $150 from last month.

    [–]SunriseSurprise 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "No but seriously, I want the Comcast customer service number."

    "No you don't."

    [–]StainWaggin 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I just had to cancel service for a move. 13 phone calls and 4 hours on hold. It's impressive how often they disconnect you "accidentally".

    [–]Grimmann 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Dude all you have to do is say you're moving somewhere that already has comcast. When I cancelled mine it was no more than a 5 minute phone call.

    [–]GropingPapaElf 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nice try Mister Comcast.

    [–]Slacker_Cat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Honestly from my experience (which I work for TWC customer service) usually the department that sets up a disconnection because of moving hates doing their job and sends them to some other random poor soul. I don't know the inner workings of Comcast, but that is whats happening with TWC.

    [–]c0LdFir3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Glad I'm not the only one. An entire afternoon on the phone to cancel my service. I explained to at least half a dozen people that comcast wasn't even available at my new apartment....

    [–]saltedcaramelsauce 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If you ask Siri "What is zero divided by zero?", this is her answer:

    "Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."

    Bitch is harsh.

    [–]TheFuns 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Even a robot feels your pain.

    [–]zeemar16 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

    OK this is funny and all, but it's also the reason I prefer Google Now to Siri. While it seems Apple devs have become more concerned with amusing remarks, Google Now will actually give me the phone number I'm looking for.

    [–]CrazyPurpleBacon 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I highly doubt apple would purposely sabotage itself by prioritizing laughs over functionality. This looks more like a glitch or oversight.

    [–]kountbla -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    While the jerk is funny for most people; I can assure you that I just tried this on my iPad and received several relevant searches that included numbers. I can try the same using Google now but it sounds like you already own an android phone which would make that useless. This post has to be a joke or an anomaly.

    [–]ModusDeum 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Just tried it on my iPad. Got the "I'm sorry" response as well.

    [–]ratmfreak 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You have to say, "What is the number for Comcast customer service?"

    [–]dragonfly30707 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I once ask Siri why did the chicken cross the road? Siri answered "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference, according Einstein."

    [–]DeadlyVenomGames 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What I have learned about Siri from the internet is it is better for jokes than getting what you want.

    [–]Scotty70 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    1-800-U A LOSER

    That's what they think of and how they treat Comcast customers.

    Your next call should be 1-800-CALL-FCC if you are not satisfied. That always works.

    [–]zipperific 6ポイント7ポイント  (19子コメント)

    I'm glad Google doesn't pull this shit when I need something. My friend and I have a running Google vs Siri game whenever we need to ask the internet for something. Siri loses every time and its ridiculous the amount of times she "doesn't quite get that." Yesterday he asked for "directions to drink well." (Bar in Austin, TX) Siri gave him directions to some place in Canada. Yeah Siri, great work.. We are asking you for directions to some place like 30 hours away. I asked Google and it got it first try.

    [–]Kaiweezy 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Related post http://i.imgur.com/4sjWDvM.jpg Google likes to fuck with people too

    [–]chellis 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Well it is a pretty decent telescope. I'd opt in for the hubble 2.0 with the sim card though.

    [–]SpiritHeartilly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    With replaceable battery and SD card amirite?

    [–]KingGorm272 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    didnt show up for me, but asking if caillou has cancer has a funny response

    [–]zipperific 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think someone is fucking with you

    [–]TheShmud 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I call her Giggles the Google girl. Because I can

    [–]gymsatanlaundry 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I love this.

    [–]TheShmud 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Also sometimes I say "OK Giggles", and my phone beeps and listens to me. She's learning her name. And no it's totally not because they sound alike

    [–]heliophobicdude 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    This is off topic: but doesn't Austin have an entire 'residential'-like street with lots of bars? Rainy Street or something? Around the lake?

    [–]zipperific 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Rainey street. It started out as a few converted houses with upscale drinks and a young professional vibe. You know, the kind of places that take pride in making their own bitters and serving you the best old fashioned you will ever have for only $9. (Drink well was $13 for one and wasn't that great). Nice atmosphere, most don't have binge drinking college kids, no puke smell like on 6th street. If you visit here I recommend checking it out if that sounds like your thing

    [–]Alan_Smithee_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I think Siri is great, overall, but some weird stuff has been happening... You used to be able to say "give me an x minute countdown..." No longer works. You have to say "set the timer for x minutes."

    Weird. Also, at least one Canadian city is messed up. If I try to set it as a destination, a street of the same city name in Toronto is set as the address...

    [–]andsoitgoes42 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Just tried on the iOS 9 beta and it works. Screwy on my 8.4 iPad.

    So be comforted in knowing it won't be long before it's fixed.

    Edit: oh thank Jesus. I can now say "set a 2 hour alarm" and not have the dweeb set an alarm for 2pm. That really annoyed me. You'd have to at "set an alarm in 2 hours".

    [–]zipperific -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's understandable.. Google tracks everything I do, has a serious maps program, satellites, spot on voice recognition, all while leveraging an amazing search engine.

    It's not even fair to compare Siri to it. Don't get me wrong though, I own Apple stock and think they have some great products. Siri is more of a running joke

    [–]Alan_Smithee_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'll have to experiment with Google more. I actually think Siri is pretty amazing, with obvious limitations.

    I imagine they're structured a little differently.

    [–]surinajin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What does she say when you ask for Time Warner? She might explode.

    [–]Ghoste9 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

    1800 comcast

    [–]besvr 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Charter said to call something like 1-800-GETCHARTER. I have no idea how to dial that...

    [–]peepingt0m 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

    1-800-438-3427834

    Texting with 10 buttons has really stuck with me

    [–]besvr 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yeah but now you have 13 numbers. Phone numbers are 10 digits. (Without the country code)

    [–]Takai_Sensei 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    To my knowledge, once you've dialed the first ten numbers, the call just goes through and ignores the rest of what you put in. Most companies just make it longer for the sake of mnemonic, because 1-800-GETCHAR doesn't make sense and 1-800-CHARTER was probably taken.

    [–]docNNST 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You need the executive support number

    [–]jhereg10 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Siri knows. She knows.

    [–]agentsmiith 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Checks out.

    [–]joeb1kenobi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That better by Bob Ross painting a dick butt.

    [–]ninecansofravioli 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    you can replace comcast with just about anything and get the same response. :(

    [–]Pm_Me_Dat_Ass_Ayy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Comcast, pls. Ask siri for pm of dat assss!

    [–]EvanM07 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It does the same if you ask for the number to Verizon FiOS Customer Service.

    [–]Koraboros 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Worked for me.

    Found the nearest Comcast service center and gave a number to call.

    [–]Hardack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I agree Comcast & sprint (others) charge way to much for the services they provide, but the people I talk to do try to help when I have a problem, witch is rare.

    [–]Kylix_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I love the fact that your wallpaper is Bob Ross.

    [–]linedrive18 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This also works if you say "Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace," or "Jar Jar Binks."

    [–]ssobc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Has anyone tried calling 1-800-IM-SORRY yet?

    [–]TJ_Nicklebauer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Man, if Siri gave me a flippant answer like that, I'd be all like, "Aww hellz naw."

    [–]jkdalrymple 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    checks out - should tweet this to those lame cunts

    [–]LUBE_IT_UP -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    DAE Comcast = Hitler?

    [–]jimjam86 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fuck you Comcast!

    [–]Animal_shapes -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If you want to know what it's like to talk to Comcast without actually talking to Comcast, simple. Stick a dry dick up your butt

    [–]BENDERRRRRRRRR -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    not frustrated enough with comcast? let apple rub it in some more. Ill stick with android/google. productivity > gimmicks

    [–]pelvicmomentum -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well that's just fucking useless. Who would ever want a voice assistant that refuses to respond with an actual answer to your question?

    [–]kindofabuzz -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    downvote for using iOS