Do you have a question that mainstream science refuses to answer? Are your theories and experiments so bizarre that sensible people tell you they will never be published? Do you need help building a doomsday machine, or shopping for a monstrous assistant? Then you've come to the right place! The esteemed panelists at Shitty Ask Science might be the only people who are willing to help you!
RULES OF THE SHITTY SCIENTIFIC METHOD
Dad Jokes and Lame Puns contaminate shitty science.
We reserve the right to remove all Dad Jokes and throw them in the hazardous waste behind our laboratory.
THE FOLLOWING TERMS HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY RESEARCHED AND ARE NO LONGER CONSIDERED SCIENCE. PLEASE DON'T USE THEM.
- Farts, poop, pee, and shit
- Basic Bitches
- Homosexual Sapiens
- Fuckton/shitload, the conversion of
- Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.
- Fat peoples' interaction with gravity
- Genetic jeans
- Space vacuum cleaners
- Speed of heavy and/or dark
- Sharp things that taste like blood
- The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.
- Making planes out of black boxes.
- Shaving with Occam's razor
- Energy drink equations
- The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines
- Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.
MEMES (IMAGE MACROS) ARE BANNED
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/r/mspaintbattles
/r/Dadjokes
/r/ShittyAskSciFi
/r/MagicSkyFairy
/r/medievalworldproblems
/r/AskScienceFiction
/r/physicsjokes
/r/howtonotgiveafuck
/r/funny
/r/Circlejerk
/r/shittypolitics
/r/ShittyAnimalFacts
A list of scientific contributions that Mommy and Daddy are sooo proud of.
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