July 14th, 2015 - Field Report #576 -

Tuesday, aka hump day's bitch, was a day I set aside as Alpha Overlord for pulling women and infecting the feminist agenda with my Supreme Alpha Seed (SAS for short, which is what I will refer to it as later in the article). This acronym needs explaining as I have received several messages (mostly from women who don't have the faintest (and by faintest I am not referring to the lightest shade of pale, ladies) idea of how to read a sentence with parenthesis in it. Which is ironic considering a pair of parenthesis, when placed together right next to each other in sequential order (()), look like a vagina. Women don't even understand their own genitalia. Should have grown an exclamation point instead of wearing those beef curtains of victim-hood.

So on this Tuesday I headed to the overpriced (#wagegap) Hollywood cinema to scope out and smash single moms in attendance to Tumblr's newest Femanazi propaganda piece: Mad Max. It had everything I was looking for in a AAA blockbuster: Bane, Darth Vader playing Sweet Tooth, and the hardest name to spell in all of entertainment rocking a testosterone fueled buzzcut..

As an Alpha I have a rough time navigating through normal mundane activities while fending off the ever increasing clutches of the feminist regime, yet because I perceive life through the ever-so-dense lenses of TRP (that's The Red Pill for you newfag betabux, go subscribe here) I am able to function and keep my masculinity in tact. I hold frame harder than your mother in an earthquake, and game bitches so good my nickname is Sega. If you flimsy excuses for men wish to regain your cock-freedumz I suggest you listen up.

Walking up to the theater entrance the woman in front of me, wearing the sluttiest dress I've EVER seen (I could literally see her ankles), opened the door and moved her arms in a windmill motion to head inside ahead of her. She gave me a smile that said, "my milkshake brings ALL the betas to the yard" while she said, "after you!"

Jesus Christ I've never even met this woman and she's shit testing me already? Nah, fuck that noise. I went about halfway through the door when I stopped mid-step and gave her the stare of 1000 Gay Lube Oils until she melted into my frame and literally evaporated. She couldn't handle my SAS. Her 8 year old son was so impressed with my Alpha game that he instantly hit puberty and was old enough to watch Mad Max with me.

We strutted into the dark cinema conversing and sharing ideologies about the feminazi overlords, and what a shame it was they were able to slap George Miller's name onto the ugly man-shaming plot we were about to witness. Of course no one except us knew what this movie was really about; the crying babies and loud high schoolers were still stuck in their training programs trapped within the feminist matrix. It really sucks knowing that you know the truth, you know? Knowing that you're better than everyone else, having to hold your frustration when speaking to someone so ingrained within this disgusting beta society that they can't see the true nature of the beast.

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time in the theater. It came to me when I tried to justify feminists' behavior and I realized that they're not actually human. Every human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but the feminists do not. They move to an area and they multiply and multiply until every natural male instinct is eroded and the only way men can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Feminists beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. They're a plague and TRP is the cure.

So I'm sitting there eating my popcorn loud as fuck, because I'm an ever dominant man, when suddenly an armored bus full of thirsty ass single moms plow through the east side of the theater. The women are drooling their tits off staring at me consume my styrofoam snack as the previews begin rolling. They writhe, gargle, and whine half-assed shit tests from across the cinema hoping to bait my alpha eating habits into their feminist trap. These bitches hit the wall so hard they've become incoherent and unaware of their surroundings. I had to take control of the situation immediately as I could see my newly adopted son being tempted by these used up veterans of the cock carousel.

"Hey!" I shouted, "shut the fuck up!" God damn I'm a master.

These women wouldn't be phased however. They've been told before, and have had 'abusive' boyfriends in the past. And by abusive I mean she probably said something insensitive and the man acted accordingly by putting them in their place WITH HIS FIST AS GOD INTENDED. Drastic action had to be taken if I were to watch Mad Max properly behind TRP shades.

I grabbed my 102oz fountain drink, it's only a penny more than the 12oz so I couldn't say no, stuck my adopted child in the straw, and lobbed that bitch toward the crowd of petrified females. I've never seen so much alpha hurled in One Direction since Twitter users petitioned to rename the band after a Greek fraternity once Zane left. My son did beautifully as he exploded all 102oz of his SAS everywhere all over these broads, his frame to strong to contain their line of thinking. They made like those yakking martians in Mars Attacks! and their heads exploded inside their delusional feminist helmet. It was a beautiful scene watching these femanazis explode into the beautiful colors of oppression and solipsism.

It was this day that I earned the respect of everyone in the United States of America, Iceland, and Pluto. I want to thank my son for his sacrifice, who I only had custody for 15 minutes. But let's face it, I may have put a dent in the femanazi army, but I more than likely would have had to pay child support and alimony, and give half my shit to the ghost of the woman who evaporated earlier in the story because gay marriage is legal now. So I encourage you all to take up your confederate flags and march against this ever present danger of illegal feminist immigrants. Let's make America great again. #Devtrast2016

Oh you liked this post? You will probably be disappointed in my previous field report then, found here.