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[–]waterbuffalo750 260ポイント261ポイント  (21子コメント)

I went to subway today, where's my fuckin headline??

[–]MacBookMinus 147ポイント148ポイント  (12子コメント)

Youre reading it right here on the front page of the internet:

Waterbuffalo750 went to subway today and likely ordered food!

[–]coinpile 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

and likely ordered food!

Easy there bub, you're already speculating. Let's stick to the facts.

[–]OreosmooshySo many mild feels 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

you're already speculating.

Isn't that how news reporting works nowadays?

[–]Tevroc 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shhh. Just believe what they tell you and be happy.

[–]BlackStrain 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I heard he robbed the place.

[–]NPC_AIRSHAFT 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

tardigrades develop human intelligence; humans obsolete

[–]Rauvagol 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

you are thinking of waterbears

[–]opalorchid 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

What do tardigrades have to do with water buffalo? Or subway?

Tardigrades are pretty awesome, though, so it's nice to see them get brought up. I just don't understand the relevance at all

[–]mythology_guy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

He probably mixed up water bears and water buffalo(s?)

[–]opalorchid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The other guy who suggested that was devoted, so I thought maybe he had some other train of thought

[–]Tevroc 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

likely ordered food

Jesus CHRIST. The mainstream media is getting way too speculative and sensationalized.

[–]Ianuim 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit what a bastard! What kind of a sick wizard goes into the sandwich store and orders a meal for himself? What we call society today... Boy oh boy, how far we've come. What's next? Gay marriage being legalised nation wide? HAH!

[–]AirazzGREEN GREEN! Yellow? 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Have you adopted multiple foreign children?

[–]waterbuffalo750 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you know that I didn't?

[–]strangeshrimp 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did YOU tip $6?

[–]waterbuffalo750 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck. No. Sorry subway people!

[–]Rs7uN6g1X 104ポイント105ポイント  (60子コメント)

They tipped $6 at Subway? That's nice of them

[–]beet111have you ever done makeup on horseback? 38ポイント39ポイント  (24子コメント)

I never even knew that they took tips. I guess i've never thought about tipping for fast food.

[–]VexingRavenTechnology is evil 15ポイント16ポイント  (16子コメント)

They're probably not supposed to.

[–]GayFesh 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

They sometimes have a tip jar at the counter. But as with all fast food, it's not required/expected.

[–]mazu747 9ポイント10ポイント  (11子コメント)

I've never been to a subway without a tip jar. You never see much in it though. Duncan Donuts has tip jars as well.

Though most fast food places don't allow tips. Tim Hortan's specifically told us to not accept them when I worked there.

[–]mealzer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Duncan Donuts

Do you live on Vancouver Island by chance?

[–]rachycarebear 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

At the Dunkin I frequent, the tip jar is more of a take a penny, leave a penny type of situation if there's any change in it at all.

[–]BradudeguyJAVA SOFTWARE UPDATE (1) 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well, you're clearly not Canadian (Tim Hortons, not Hortans), so where in the states is there a Tims?

[–]mealzer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well they aren't American either, they spelled Dunkin Donuts wrong too...

[–]C-FEFZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

all over the northeast

ME, NY, PA, WV, OH, IN, MI, and a few more I think

[–]BradudeguyJAVA SOFTWARE UPDATE (1) 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that so? That's pretty cool.

[–]rachycarebear 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's one in NYC. Though if you lived in NYC, you should be really familiar with how to spell Dunkin Donuts.

[–]Rs7uN6g1X 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Some Jersey Mikes actually prompt you for a tip on the credit card machine. The franchise owner or manager gets to choose to enable or disable the option though so not all of them do it.

[–]ashesarise 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I actually avoid going to Jersey Mikes even though I like it more than subway because of this. The default is a 20% tip for an $8 sandwich that takes 1-2 mins to make. I feel douchy sliding down the tip to 15% and I don't even want to tip that much =/

[–]TokyoXtreme 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can't leave zero tip?

[–]MadTapirManoranges 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

...How do you go on about "not taking" a tip when offered?
No thanks, I don't like money?

[–]bumble-butt 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Thank you, but I am not allowed to take tips." Pretty simple.

[–]MadTapirManoranges 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

What's the point of that? I think there wouldn't be much bad that could come out of a sandwhich maker being bribed.

[–]opalorchid 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Getting fired wouldn't be good

[–]bumble-butt 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not honestly sure what the official reason is, but a lot of companies have a rule that employees cannot accept tips. I know I'd rather turn down a few bucks here and there than lose a steady income over them.

[–]MadTapirManoranges 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Huh. I just never heard of that, in this business atleast. It kind of makes sense where there might be bribery going on, but it doesn't really matter in a sandwhich store, does it?
I mean, it's not like people actually tip at fastfood restaurants here either, but I think there's a tipjar in the one I go to.

[–]billyjohn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every Subway I've been in has a tip container, still.

[–]partyonmybloc 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

It says their total was $44. They probably just gave the cashier a $50 bill and told them to keep the change.

[–]skipper14 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Came here to see if anyone else thought that was odd. I've never thought about tipping at Subway (or any other fast food place) I just wanted to make sure I'm not the only one.

[–]lizduck 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now you know how other countries feel all the time =)

[–]PepeSilviaLovesCarol 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every subway I go to (been to 100s in Canada and a bunch in random states or countries) has had a tip jar / plastic cube for tips..

[–]proceedtoparty 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I always say that if i were suddenly wealthy enough to never need to think about how much money i have... I'd be tipping people like a motherfucker. $10 lunch? Here's a 50 because you remembered to put a straw in my water and i hate when the ice hits my teeth. Nice meal out with the fiancé? Have 100 because you are a pleasant person and smiled a lot. I think it would be so fuckin awesome to know that every time i went out to eat, that i could literally make somebodys week. Help make paying their rent or putting food on the table that much less stressful this month. even if it's just some kid who only has to worry about their wants, and not their needs, i still made that trip they're planning with their best friend that much more sooner, or buying their first car that much more attainable.

Tl:dr don't reddit above a [6]

[–]ZeroSilentz 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I mean they are famous actors... they can probably afford it.

[–]Kittens4Brunch -1ポイント0ポイント  (28子コメント)

You don't tip when you go to the restaurant and pay before you get to eat your food.

[–]Scheme84 104ポイント105ポイント  (4子コメント)

Facebook doesn't track news, it tracks trends. The column on the left is what people are talking about.

*edit: right

[–]thirteenoranges 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Exactly.

How is this news?

It's not. It's a trending topic on Facebook.

[–]rynchpln 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair what TMZ is to the news. Facebook is pretty much the equivalent to your friends.

[–]bacon_is_just_okay 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

On the local 6 o'clock news tonight their big story was how Best Buy is having a big sale. It got more airtime than the new deal with Iran.

[–]IAmBecomeGayBLUE 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Genuinely curious, what do you mean by "the new deal with Iran"?

Could you elaborate?

[–]DigitalDynamo 27ポイント28ポイント  (12子コメント)

Well typically A-list celebrities like that don't go out to those type of restaurants but get someone else to do it because they get harassed too much, so they are making some sort of message or statement. Also yeah it's not news its a trend. So for example all the hard core fans of them talk about it, then subway re-blogs/re-tweets/etc it then fans of subway do the same. Boom it's a trend.

[–]timescrucial 5ポイント6ポイント  (9子コメント)

Man, now you got me thinking this is some covert endorsement on social media. Jolie probably just made a $300k-1MM just to "get caught" eating there.

[–]kyzfrintinSuck My Tick 3ポイント4ポイント  (8子コメント)

What's MM?

[–]Obnubilate 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Something I've only noticed in the last week. Million. Some accountancy thing.

[–]kyzfrintinSuck My Tick 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought million was accepted as a single lowercase m?

[–]ricodued 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's probably fine if there's a dollar or other currency symbol preceding it, like $2m.

Otherwise it just looks like two meters.

[–]LochnessDigital 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Dude that's a MegaMillion. That's 10242 Million.

[–]mike413 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's roman for 2000. Now is MMXV. YMMV btw.

[–]opalorchid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was looking at a tabloid cover on line at the grocery store the other day. This is probably "news" because, according to the cover I saw, they split up and she was all upset about something he did.

I didn't read the story. I have no idea what's going on beyond the words on the cover I saw, but being out in public together having any significance probably has to do with the supposed divorce.

[–]makeswordcloudsagain 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]qwerty-snowman 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

News

TMZ

Pick one

[–]LineDriveToTheFace 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tipping at Subway? Check out the big wallet on Brad.

[–]ArgyleMK 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucks me off so goddamn much. Remember the media flap when Hillary Clinton went to a tacobell or some shit? Jesus christ.

[–]recursiver 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ughh.. Brad and Angelina are fucking disgusting! I bet they not only buy but also eat food. Yuck!

[–]BlueRazzDingleBerry 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ugh, who even does that?!?

[–]mike413 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, they're just reporting this creepy stuff for the ratings.

[–]HomelessHeartSurgeon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goddamn it, I came to the comments to bitch about TMZ being useless, not to argue about tipping.

[–]s_m_f_a_h 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

It's also mildly infuriating because now I really want a meatball sub and don't have any way to get one.

[–]whatyaworkinwith 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

Just call Brad he'll pick one up for ya

[–]gdmfr 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

hey Utah, get me two!

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead rhino, shoulda had you get me 3 of these things.

Edit: http://youtu.be/madmJUo4T2E

[–]onepennytoomanyMy Flair Is Not A Lie 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead rhino

ಠ_ಠ

[–]mike413 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Are you a brad-ican or a brad-ican't?"

[–]opalorchid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why wawa is great.

[–]thedozeRED 6ポイント7ポイント  (44子コメント)

Who tips at subways...

[–]epicblob 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

$44 food, $6 change. Most likely they paid with a $50 and said keep the change.

[–]bjkman -3ポイント-2ポイント  (38子コメント)

I work there. How is it different from tipping anywhere else? We make your food. It's nice to receive them.

[–]Sentari 16ポイント17ポイント  (31子コメント)

It's pretty unusual for people to tip at fast food joints.

[–]Kittens4Brunch 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

If I have to go to the restaurant and pay before I eat my meal, I am not tipping.

[–]kyzfrintinSuck My Tick 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

pay before I eat my meal

I know it's odd to tip at Subway, but that seems like an arbitrary distinction.

[–]Kittens4Brunch -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do you have a better rule on when to tip or not tip?

[–]kyzfrintinSuck My Tick 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was for when the service was nice...

[–]mazu747 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

You guys get paid minimum (or a little over, I don't know the standard there), fast food doesn't normally have tips. Waiters and waitresses at restaurants get paid below minimum because tips are standard/expected.

[–]thedozeRED 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

once upon a time i worked at subways, no tips not even once. its nice if you get tipped, but dont expect it, to me the "news" story seemed to be outraged at the lowly tip of $6... so they are lucky to have gotten $6

[–]BlackbeltJones -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm surprised so many Americans willfully do not tip, even at Subway. The person is right there on the other side of the counter making your food for you while you hover that person, monitoring them closely while providing instruction as they build the sandwich to your specifications.

You get a $5 footlong, tip a buck. Anything else, two bucks. What's the problem? Why pretend the tip jar isn't there? You tip a buck when a bartender cracks a beer for fucks sake.

[–]spuzmonj 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why, that's real news!

-Dad from Christmas Story

[–]ydoc5212ww.brokenlink.com 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's ridiculous that we live in this kind of world- where people spend their time harassing certain people so that other people can read about what those certain people did that day.

[–]xproofx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because people click on it. Clicks mean $$$. You didn't click on it, did you?

[–]Margravos 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well it's not news, but here you are talking about it.

[–]definitely_not_HIM 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Isn't it crazy how people can actually have lives?

[–]mazu747 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

People have lives? I thought you spend eternity in moms basement and pick up pizza a few times a week by that guy that seems to wait on my porch with pizza boxes whenever I call him.

[–]asinineanteater 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"HERO TUTOR TEACHES AFTER SCHOOL"

[–]raydaysocray45 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In other news, everything else.

[–]roniweiss 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Celebrities: They're just like us!

[–]redbluegreenyellow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay what the hell, I literally just saw this on facebook, had this exact same thought, and came here and immediately saw this thread

[–]Apollo3519 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because most people are idiots.

[–]MustySmegma 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

People are fucked.

[–]ieoopsadiufpiausdf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who tips at subway!!! That's the real news. Now I have to tip everyone I come in contact with. Geez. These celebrities are setting an awfully high standard here.

[–]horselover03 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're obviously expected to be dining somewhere far more elegant. Duh.

[–]theHangedGod 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because people crave intellectual junk food.

[–]WayneIsTheName 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're making this news gtfo

[–]A7O747D 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

DAE always tup at fast food? If u dont ur a fucken asshole.

[–]DishwasherTwig 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

TMZ is a fucking virus that feeds on the celebrity culture while simultaneously enabling it.

[–]rachycarebear 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm fairly certain trending topics are, at least in part, individualized for each user.

[–]sirmonkey95THIS FLAIR IS RED 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well you also have to take into account that you are on Facebook.

[–]jzsean 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. Paparazzi sells proof to Subway
  2. Subway pays TMZ, US Weekly, etc to publish an article with celebrities consuming brand
  3. ???
  4. Profit

[–]ChildOfRecession 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're browsing a site that published this and you clicked it, then posted it to Reddit. That's how it's news. When you downvote this comment, this comment becomes news.

[–]theSecondPi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because unfortunately, this world is full of sad morons :/

[–]CheetoX23 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I find it mildly infuriating when people don't use question marks after asking a question.

[–]timawesomenessBROWN 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Jesus fucking Christ. There are people that care what Brad Pitt had for lunch at Subway? Why the fuck are these people allowed to be part of society?

[–]skipper14 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, people at Subway care. This diverts attention from Jared and they need good PR.

[–]jakewiseguy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha wow I was so close to posting this after I saw it on facebook too

[–]Hullabalooga 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I was at the Subway they went to, I would barely give a damn... the fact that they went in general: I can't tell you how much I don't care.

[–]dark_roast -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yesterday there was a "Tracy Morgan Drives A Car" news alert.

[–]AlternateKarmaSource 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

People were interested in that because he was in a horrible car accident and his fans were excited to know that he was recovering from his coma.

[–]GeorgeLovesBOSCO 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey! Fuck you man, a lot of people were happy to know that he's recovering well from his injuries.

[–]dark_roast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, calm down. I was happy to hear so, too. Doesn't change that the news alert was basically "Tracy Morgan seen driving a car" with no further context. There was context in the articles, of course, but not in the FB sidebar.

[–]TheJewsisLoose -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

People that can afford better found eating at Subway is newsworthy to me.

[–]mazu747 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why? I read many famous/very successful chefs admit to their favorite foods (by taste) are crap food, like Ballpark hotdogs, fast food restaurants, ice cream out of the carton, etc. etc.

[–]TheJewsisLoose 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's like "indulgences" and then there's eating cardboard and turkey pulp worked up to resemble sandwich meat edit: not a boujie thing either - hard jack in the box for dinner tonight and was greatest thing ever. Subway is just garbage served 6 inches at a time

[–]yaosioS̸̡̼̩̣̙̣͖͚̃͌͌̎̎͋ͧ͋͟i̬̣͗̔̾̒̀ͅǵ̡͈̤̫̥͙̱ͣ̄ͅn̗̟̝̞͉̹̜̟͌͢s͛̐̿̐͐̑ͫ͟͏̶̫̩ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Subway was stunned when they learned people were eating foot long subs on their own. http://www.theonion.com/video/horrified-subway-execs-assumed-people-were-buying--36800

[–]0mousse0 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so weird to me. I work in a nice restaurant in Nashville and if they buy this crap I have plenty of these "news" stories to sell. I've been sitting on a gold mine!

[–]SassyMoron -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who tips at subway??

[–]InkBubble -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's probably a sponsored article,basically am add. Their becoming more and more present; it can be something small like this or something big that can actually influence the well being of humanity at large, like in times where Shell sponsored an article about the future of energy. There needs to he a better to way to fund newspapers because a lot of people, including myself, like thoughtful, unbiased content. If sponsored articles are the only to find newspapers then the amount of content of that type will shrink.