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[–]netgem21 133ポイント134ポイント  (32子コメント)

[–]phishphansj3151 68ポイント69ポイント  (19子コメント)

God Cheryl's family is unbearable.

[–]DammitDan 46ポイント47ポイント  (5子コメント)

What kind of asshole wouldn't understand it was a typo and laugh hysterically?

[–]flignir 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

Any normal person who's a little more irritable and insecure than usual because they're grieving?

[–]Inepta 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still feel they'd be understanding. Especially if he was reacting properly.

[–]camazoa 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

who's to say what a normal reaction is. It depends on how serious a person takes themselves

[–]RareBeautyEtsy -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

One of my colleagues printed a prayer card for a funeral. It said 'He licked his balls, and played tennis, golf, rugby and squash.

I was was standing in the lobby when the family came RAGING out. The daughter-in-law had noticed it. It was not a fun night.

Damn autocorrect.

[–]camazoa [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

At my partner's cousin's funeral their uncle told the cousins mother "at least she'll never grow up to be fat like you." The mother laughed hysterically. You just have to know your audience. If I got to plan my own funeral I'd make it hilarious.

[–]peanutismint 21ポイント22ポイント  (11子コメント)

Part of me hates the way WASPs are portrayed on Curb but then part of me knows it's a totally accurate portrayal. We really are the worst.

[–]WatchOutRadioactiveM 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

It's okay, Jews get shit on, too!

[–]pepperman7 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]478431188447 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

"The penis doesn't care about race, creed, or color. The penis wants to get to his homeland."

[–]slowest_hour 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Instantly connected it to the scene from Happy Gilmore and imagined an angry Adam Sandler screaming at a struggling-to-become-erect Larry David. "THAT'S YOUR HOME! DON'T YOU WANT TO GO HOME? ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME!?"

[–]Inepta 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lmfao this show is hysterical! I can't believe I've never watched it before

[–]camazoa 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

what episode is this?

[–]pepperman7 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

S8 Ep3 "Palestinian Chicken"

[–]chris-colour 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

wasp?

[–]OldOrder 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

White Anglo Saxon Protestant

[–]dazwah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hes not a fan of how those black and yellow stingy things are portrayed

[–]___ok 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You took my jesus nail!

[–]cheeley 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Don't keep saying it!"

[–]jakenice1 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

one of the best episodes...

[–]TostitoNipples 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

That and The Doll are up there as some of the best Curb episodes.

[–]MyLouBear 33ポイント34ポイント  (4子コメント)

Oh my. That's either a crappy design or a very, very clever one.

[–]Lobsterdile 51ポイント52ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's a reference to an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm". I don't think OP knew that when they posted here.

[–]MyLouBear 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh! Loved that show, guess I didn't catch it either!

[–]Lobsterdile 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah it's great. Someone posted the clip above us.

[–]cferrios 37ポイント38ポイント  (4子コメント)

Beloved Cwmt

[–]is2gstop 59ポイント60ポイント  (3子コメント)

Welsh for ‘cunt’

[–]siamthailand 45ポイント46ポイント  (2子コメント)

That'd be Cwnmllgwynt

[–]Endearing_Asshole 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

More kjfy grpingfktl

[–]KangarooJesus 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The letter 'k' doesn't exist in Welsh, and 'j' is only used for loanwords.

[–]Sargon_the_Great 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to Australia.

[–]atomictelephone 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Larry David would be proud

[–]SoMuchMoreEagle 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

And the frosting makes it look like it's made of bologna.

[–]Velocirexisaur<[!@#$%RIaNB0vvS^&*()]> 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't remind me of that again.

[–]arachnophilia 12ポイント13ポイント  (26子コメント)

see you, auntie.

[–]Bandin03COMIC SANS MASTER RACE 12ポイント13ポイント  (23子コメント)

Every time I see the word "auntie" I automatically read the sentence with a Filipino accent in my head.

[–]XaxyxThis space intentionally left blank 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is this, a cake for aunts?

[–]ballzdeepin 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same difference

[–]ThepowerisrealI HAVE CHORTlES 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

In my case, both can be used.

[–]eraab953 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I too watch Curb Your Ethusiasm.

[–]CuntyMcFagNuts69 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Somebody found my cake!

[–]EurocentricZionist 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have two aunts who are both cunts. I so want this for their next respective cake days.

[–]liskoturri 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know this guy named Clint...

[–]jimrob4i like colors[S] -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

My mom used to work with a guy named Curt.

[–]AJHiddel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL I thought it said 'beloved clint'!! That would've been awkward

[–]wittyV 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you're Australian, then it's fine.

[–]TonicClonic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fucking awesome

[–]shepatun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

that's intentional

[–]keylimeallatime 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This seems like it would be right at home in /r/TrollXChromosomes, if you wanna xpost

[–]Woot_The_Wanderer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

For a moment I thought I was in r/penmanshipporn.

[–]DoctorOmelet 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/O2RgMC1.jpg

The choice of font and spacing for Clint was quite unfortunate.

[–]Virgowitch [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How do you not see this when you're decorating that cake? Glad whoever decorated it didn't notice,. I was in dire need of a laugh.

[–]Patrik333 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe it was meant to say that - some guy professing his love for his partners goobly bits...

[–]TheHomieArian -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Post to /r/funny too lel