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[–]SupaFurry 4378ポイント4379ポイント  (386子コメント)

As a permanent CEO? Or are you guys temping it again?

[–]spez[λ] 5226ポイント5227ポイント x4 (243子コメント)

Permanent.

[–]Didalectic 1856ポイント1857ポイント  (120子コメント)

Unless we can get 200.000+ signatures on change.org again.

[–]desmunda1 1640ポイント1641ポイント  (72子コメント)

"We did it reddit"

[–]ameoba 831ポイント832ポイント  (27子コメント)

Like primitive tribesmen, convinced their sacrifices made the sun rise, our collective shitposting successfully removed an interim CEO.

[–]neurofluxation 2983ポイント2984ポイント  (162子コメント)

Steve.... Why are you moderator for /r/cannibals ?
edit: well, this blew up and I can be happy about gold again! Thanks!

[–]intellos 1845ポイント1846ポイント  (56子コメント)

For a long time a subreddit could declare any user a moderator, without that user having to accept it. Pranks like that are why they added a system where the user has to accept the moderator position.

[–]Growsomedope 258ポイント259ポイント  (38子コメント)

I guess no one bothered to find and delete inappropriate moderators retroactively. There's probably no good way to search for them?

[–]viveislife 508ポイント509ポイント  (33子コメント)

They are right on the user page. But I think we can all accept that he simply likes to eat humans. I mean, who doesn't?

[–]nameless_minion 3263ポイント3264ポイント  (221子コメント)

continuing the work Ellen started to drive this forward

Could you elaborate more on which goals or projects were started by Ellen and will be picked up by Steve.

Thanks!

[–]IRushPeople 2022ポイント2023ポイント  (143子コメント)

This is arguably the most important part. If there's a new CEO, but nothing's different...then what? What changed?

[–]Kalium 834ポイント835ポイント  (31子コメント)

I don't think we're going to get details anytime soon. A line like that is meant for the press, not for us.

[–]Mooshington 3115ポイント3116ポイント  (25子コメント)

I'm scared. There's no special color around this person's name to make me feel secure.

Edit: Now there is. I'm all cozy now.

[–]TheLemonyOrange[🍰] 538ポイント539ポイント  (13子コメント)

Yeah I didn't believe this was legit when I first saw it with 23 upvotes and no special colour, now I do because Steve commented on it!

[–]kickme444 6027ポイント6028ポイント x3 (696子コメント)

Hey Steve,

We met a long time ago but I’m sure you don’t remember. I created redditgifts and was let go from reddit a month ago. I wonder if you have any intention of keeping redditgifts around in the future?

[–]spez[A] 4564ポイント4565ポイント  (237子コメント)

I not sure. I'm just starting to get to know everyone here and getting a lay of the land.

[–]newfag_tr0ll 3702ポイント3703ポイント  (50子コメント)

For what it's worth, I truly feel that redditgifts has enriched my Reddit experience and has engaged me far beyond typing words on a computer screen.

[–]OrestisTheBeast 708ポイント709ポイント  (6子コメント)

The gift exchange is one of the features that made reddit shine throughout the online world. Thousands of people would welcome it back.

[–]youngluck 126ポイント127ポイント  (2子コメント)

The fire that /u/kickme444 lit still burns, albeit deep within the belly of the snoo. Anonymous kindness will always be something we fight for.

OBLIGATORY PLUG: 13 NEW EXCHANGES! SIGN UP HERE

[–]funnygreensquares 248ポイント249ポイント  (8子コメント)

We must keep reddit gifts. The rg community is pretty cool and wonderful. The whole concept is incredible and powerful. It could use some tweaks - like a deterrent for people who stiff their giftee. But it is what I and many other people continue to look forward to.

Ps plz consider a reinstatement of the marketplace.

[–]A_WILD_CUNT_APPEARED 658ポイント659ポイント  (94子コメント)

Hey dude what are you up to nowadays?

[–]kickme444 1606ポイント1607ポイント  (86子コメント)

TBH not much. I post a bit on twitter: http://twitter.com/kickme444

I've experimented a bit with giving stuff away to strangers there, it feels good but different than on reddit ...

[–]ssbbgo 3440ポイント3441ポイント  (199子コメント)

Or any chance of hiring this wonderful guy back? That is, assuming he'd even want to come back.

[–]RedxSmoke 2844ポイント2845ポイント  (165子コメント)

Or any chance of hiring /u/chooter back.

[–]ssbbgo 1376ポイント1377ポイント  (89子コメント)

Who knows about that one... She has so much clout in the social media sphere now, I bet she has multiple offers.

[–]SkyeKuma 1092ポイント1093ポイント  (64子コメント)

She has the approval of celebrities and probably has dozens upon dozens of job offerings.

She deserves all of the good will/karma that's coming to her.

[–]TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK 6246ポイント6247ポイント  (851子コメント)

Friday afternoon, eh? Someone took a PR class in college!

[–]prodigy2throw 4891ポイント4892ポイント  (264子コメント)

Somewhere a college prof is nodding his head in silent approval

[–]RetardedSquirrel 4759ポイント4760ポイント  (218子コメント)

✓ Straw man to take the blame for unpopular decisions

✓ Present new CEO as the solution everybody wants while probably keeping all the same people making actual decisions

✓ Present news when people are less likely to care

Looks like they passed PR 101 with flying colors.

[–]G-0ff 4495ポイント4496ポイント  (157子コメント)

That's not what "strawman" means. The term you're looking for is "scapegoat"

Edit: Wow, my highest rated comment of all time is just me being a grammar Pao.

[–]tdog3456 980ポイント981ポイント  (191子コメント)

Could you explain the advantage?

Edit: Thanks, guys!

[–]81daydreams 2855ポイント2856ポイント  (126子コメント)

people are too busy drinking and fucking to care about the news

[–]Gian_Doe 891ポイント892ポイント  (39子コメント)

The best is when you get terms of service updates near midnight on a weekend.

[–]sithrebel15 372ポイント373ポイント  (18子コメント)

No one reads those even if they were updated on a Tuesday while reddit is down.

[–]Stormwatch36 348ポイント349ポイント  (17子コメント)

Can confirm. Even if reddit, Steam, and Netflix were all down, I had just cleaned the entire house, read four chapters of a book, played a quest in Skyrim, two rounds of TF2, finished all work-work, already called my mother, and it's raining outside, and it's Tuesday, you still won't catch me reading a TOS update.

"Am I going to stop using this software either way? No? Here we are, then."

[–]LucyLuke 316ポイント317ポイント  (16子コメント)

Well, this is Reddit.

[–]spez[A] 3444ポイント3445ポイント  (169子コメント)

You're telling me. Actually, everyone is telling me. The truth is it took a while to work everything out.

[–]TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK 1288ポイント1289ポイント  (104子コメント)

I know. Welcome back. I hope your time away from reddit served you well.

two things to remember: one, Friday is Ultimate Werewolf day, and two, /r/subredditdrama is a fickle mistress.

Buena suerte :)

[–]lets_move_to_voat 1115ポイント1116ポイント  (76子コメント)

Like redditors are doing anything on a friday afternoon...

[–]TheEroticToaster 1710ポイント1711ポイント  (50子コメント)

Organizing my fedora collection later today.

EDIT: Because people keep asking, i'm organizing them by tipping angle potential. Their T.A.P if you will.

[–]EMC2_trooper 3037ポイント3038ポイント  (204子コメント)

[–]spez[A] 2772ポイント2773ポイント  (174子コメント)

Thank you!

[–]EMC2_trooper 3003ポイント3004ポイント x2 (135子コメント)

The new CEO replied to me! Looks like today is going to be a better day than I thought!

I appreciate the gilding. Thank you

[–]shadowkhas 2544ポイント2545ポイント x2 (83子コメント)

HE WAS SCANNING THE HORIZON

[–]sincerelyseth 1273ポイント1274ポイント  (32子コメント)

NO! HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME!

I appreciate the Reddit Silver! Thank you for giving me my first gold, kind stranger!

[–]spez[A] 6572ポイント6573ポイント x27 (3499子コメント)

Ok, Hi!

It's Steve. I'm super excited to be back.

It's been a crazy day. I'll be spending the next hour or so in the this thread answering any questions, and then I need to do some serious bonding with the team here.

We've got a lot of work to do. Fortunately, I've got five years of ideas stacked up, and I'm looking forward to getting to work.

edit: taking off for a bit. Lots to do here!

edit2: I'm going to do an Office Hours / AMA tomorrow morning 10am pst. I think we need some quality time together, reddit.

[–]The_Jhu 1257ポイント1258ポイント  (447子コメント)

Man, it's been a decade since you first started according to your Reddit account, how does it feel to be back and are there anything's that you are going to try and change/fix soon, if not immediately?

Did a lil edit

[–]spez[A] 3133ポイント3134ポイント  (444子コメント)

First priorities:

  • Get to know the team here
  • Make a clear Content Policy
  • Ship some mod tool improvements

edit: markdown confusing as shit

[–]GayGiles 3835ポイント3836ポイント  (242子コメント)

Uh, on reddit you need to hit enter again after the colon. Like this:

First priorities:

  • Get to know the team here
  • Make a clear Content Policy
  • Ship some mod tool improvements

[–]dirtysantchez 265ポイント266ポイント  (17子コメント)

This comment is on par with /u/KhalChris calling Daniel Radcliffe a 'filthy casual'.

[–]kciuq1 2815ポイント2816ポイント  (139子コメント)

Maybe the first priority is to learn how reddit works.

[–]semi- 1088ポイント1089ポイント  (53子コメント)

Or to update this old ass markdown implementation.

[–]gaardyn 198ポイント199ポイント  (37子コメント)

According to Wikipedia, one of the Reddit founders was a major contributor to the creation of markdown. Maybe he could update it.

[–]dalkon 229ポイント230ポイント  (14子コメント)

Aaron Swartz killed himself Jan 2013. He was hounded to his death by the DOJ, JSTOR and MIT for attempting to pirate JSTOR's archive of academic journal articles. The most fucked up part is that most of JSTOR's archive should have become public domain already and only remains under copyright because Disney fucks US copyright law for the sake of Mickey Mouse.

[–]Two-Tone- 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

Maybe he could update it.

I'm not sure if git has the ability to push commits from the beyond the grave.

I wouldn't be surprised if emacs could though.

[–]zuzahin 203ポイント204ポイント  (19子コメント)

Any particulars in terms of tools? I mod a few Subreddits and there's a few things that's bothered me, i.e. reasons for removal for instance, and if the user deleted it, etc - any plans for adding these little niché functionalities?

Glad to see you back, too; I hope this AMA isn't too pressing considering the kind of day you must be having!

[–]andsoitgoes42 444ポイント445ポイント  (47子コメント)

  • Get to know the team here

Good.

  • Ship some mod tool improvements

Excellent.

  • Make a clear Content Policy

Welcome back to the shitstorm!

[–]KeyserSosa[Δ] 1907ポイント1908ポイント  (150子コメント)

Haven't I seen you somewhere before? (Also WOO-HOO!)

[–]ketralnis[Δ] 1827ポイント1828ポイント  (112子コメント)

wtf is a zpez?

[–]spez[A] 2518ポイント2519ポイント  (81子コメント)

So... uhhhh... something I've been meaning to tell you guys.

[–]leaderoftheinnercirc 90ポイント91ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]autourbanbot 160ポイント161ポイント  (3子コメント)

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of spez :


to wank inapropiately in public


ahh man put that away dont spez


about | flag for glitch | Summon: urbanbot, what is something?

[–]LoserWithHugeTits 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

As opposed to appropriately wanking in public which has a different word.

[–]KeyserSosa 115ポイント116ポイント  (3子コメント)

Oh man why did we never make a (s)Pez dispenser as schwag. /u/kn0thing! Idea!!

[–]Cheerwines 2990ポイント2991ポイント  (164子コメント)

now we just need the Steve back on Blue's Clues.

Steve-olution

[–]williadc 680ポイント681ポイント  (54子コメント)

One of the first things my current dentist ever said to me was "Wow, you are dressed like Steve from Blue's Clues." I love that guy.

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 5713ポイント5714ポイント x3 (378子コメント)

[–]McPhart[🍰] 1501ポイント1502ポイント  (157子コメント)

TIL /u/Shitty_Watercolour didn't push the button.

Edit: I'm on mobile right now. Once I get back to my house, I will post the link here for everyone wanting the extension :)

Edit #2: http://karmancer.com/ Go here. It will give you all the information you need. You need to be using Google Chrome for this to work.

[–]Poem_for_your_sprog 4628ポイント4629ポイント x2 (118子コメント)

If recent times have left you blue,
And cursing every line;
Or feeling pained and troubled too,
To see the mood decline -

Annoyed, provoked, and piqued with plight,
At shifts and switches, strange -
Then let it pass. Enjoy the site...

And raise a glass to change!

[–]FuckOffINeedToStudy 3431ポイント3432ポイント  (75子コメント)

/u/Shitty_Watercolour and /u/Poem_for_your_sprog?

Dear Diary, today was a good day.

[–]justcool393 1146ポイント1147ポイント  (33子コメント)

We need Poem_for_your_Shitty_Watercolour

[–]poem_for_your_water 1157ポイント1158ポイント  (27子コメント)

this is the best I could do

[–]forscience2 200ポイント201ポイント  (16子コメント)

How did you find your job as CEO? I can't find anywhere to apply for as a CEO on indeed.com

[–]Helaasch 2060ポイント2061ポイント  (271子コメント)

Will this actually change things?

[–]LascielCoin 2935ポイント2936ポイント  (176子コメント)

Of course not.

[–]epsenohyeah 2237ポイント2238ポイント  (129子コメント)

Appoint interim CEO to introduce unpopular changes until people are dangerously outraged, then have him/her step down for a more popular candidate and everyone is happy. Meanwhile, old mistakes aren't fixed and old policy of gentrification continues.

We'll see what happens but this would be right out of the corporate textbook.

[–]Badoit1778 935ポイント936ポイント  (75子コメント)

for history's sake,

11,810 points (98% upvoted) 12,302 votes

and just got the 7th gold

as the clock hit 30 minutes in.

edit -


40 minutes

14,922 points (98% upvoted) 15,544 votes and 7474 comments. 10 golds to the op


50 minutes

17,431 points (98% upvoted) 18,157 votes and 8870 comments. 13 golds to the op.


60 minutes 19,754 points (98% upvoted) 20,578 votes and 10017 comments. 15 golds to the op

fin


10 hours, '6154 points', 97% upvoted, 19883 comments, 48 golds to the op.

[–]ikantsepll 310ポイント311ポイント  (44子コメント)

60 mins mark

19,754 points (98% upvoted) - 20,578 votes

10,017 comments and 15 golds to op.

70 min mark

21,548 points (98% upvoted) - 22,446 votes

10,765 comments and 16 golds to op.

80 min mark

23,311 points (98% upvoted) - 24,283 votes

11,423 comments and 19 golds to op.

90 min mark

24,997 points (98% upvoted) - 26,039 votes

12,072 comments and 24 golds to op.

100 min mark

26,478 points (98% upvoted) - 27,582 votes

12,632 comments and 27 golds to op.

110 min mark

27,852 points (98% upvoted) - 29,012 votes

13,084 comments and 30 golds to op.

120 min mark

29,211 points (98% upvoted) - 30,429 votes

13,510 comments and 31 golds to op.

130 min mark

15,295 points (98% upvoted) - 15,933 votes

13,971 comments and 32 golds to op.

Looks like reddit's voting system kicked in now and skewed the karma after the 2 hr mark.

[–]bjos144 3574ポイント3575ポイント x2 (173子コメント)

1) Is there any chance Victoria will be returning?

2) What is happening with that 50 million dollars that was supposed to go back into the community?

3) Do you feel that the influx of monetary influence has caused some of these, how shall we say, growing pains?

4) Are you concerned about the sudden talk of alternatives to reddit, ie voat.co?

5) Are you concerned about history repeating itself like digg.com?

6) What lessons did you learn from digg and how will you make different choices to avoid a mass exodus?

7) What's your favorite cat related content you've seen this week?

[–]melee161 1015ポイント1016ポイント  (11子コメント)

1) No comment

2) No comment

3) No comment

4) No comment

5) No comment

6) No comment

7) Saw a really cute picture of a kitten

[–]frankthepieking 432ポイント433ポイント  (6子コメント)

1) Popcorn tastes good.

2) Popcorn tastes good.

3) Popcorn tastes good.

4) Popcorn tastes good.

5) Popcorn tastes good.

6) Popcorn tastes good.

[–]Skatinbrad 1036ポイント1037ポイント  (23子コメント)

2) What is happening with that 50 million dollars that was supposed to go back into the community?

"mutual agreement"

[–]cucumber_breath 406ポイント407ポイント  (21子コメント)

Pao was not the only issue with Reddit, simply the face. Let's make sure we help to change this site for the better.

[–]TitsAlmighty 5574ポイント5575ポイント x3 (653子コメント)

It sounds like Pao served her role as the interim CEO perfectly. People were supposed to hate her so she could make changes the board of directors wanted that they knew some users would hate. Then the white knight new CEO sweeps in to save the day and everyone is happy. They also promise to continuo Pao's mission to make this a safe place so that should be fun.

[–]Vinst3r 1203ポイント1204ポイント x3 (99子コメント)

Like the Beast Rabban paving the way for Feyd-Rautha?

[–]StopThePresses 658ポイント659ポイント  (30子コメント)

Yup. There's a lot of money to be made if you're willing to take the heat for unpopular changes to a company's status quo.

[–]Victus_Unus 199ポイント200ポイント  (19子コメント)

Yep, the new CEO will continue forward with the same goals and not get even close to the same level of shit Ellen got.

[–]Gideon_Drake 4486ポイント4487ポイント  (237子コメント)

Holy shit, I found an announcement early. Hi mom!

In all seriousness, anyone could have predicted this would happen. Pao was called an interim CEO for a reason. She made a bunch of unpopular changes and provided a wonderful strawman for everyone to point at and say "we did it, Reddit!" The real question is, are the unpopular decisions she made going to stick around? Are the "progressive" changes promised to the mods actually going to occur?

Edit: FFS everybody, I get it. But I aint changing shit, I'm wondering how many more people will inform me of my poor choice of terms.

[–]Dacvak 2143ポイント2144ポイント  (86子コメント)

Hey Steve, it's Dacvak. We briefly met a long time ago when I first got hired. Please let me know if you have any positions open for Community Manager, as I would love to return once I'm healthy enough to do so. :)

[–]Drunken_Economist 1169ポイント1170ポイント  (84子コメント)

I'm so excited to have Steve back with us. He helped build this platform that has been such a huge part of my life for the better part of a decade . . . I can't think of anyone better for the next decade

[–]DOUBLEBOSSSPRINGSMAP 1099ポイント1100ポイント  (66子コメント)

Wasn't the default sub blackout due to mod's years of frustration with reddit admins? Like years before Pao joined on board? Or are we just gonna pretend that Pao didn't get a lot of misdirected hatred from the blackout

[–]Essar 183ポイント184ポイント  (13子コメント)

She definitely got a lot of flack for problems which were not of her own creation; I think she was unlucky with her timing joining reddit, amongst a number of other factors. There was a post somewhere on reddit which predicted the resignation happening in this way - I'll see if I can find it.

EDIT: A completely speculative (perhaps slightly conspiratorial), but not out of the question take on the events: https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3c1qc4/meta_monetizing_reddit_and_scapegoating_the_ceo/

If it truly is the intent of Reddit to attempt to monetize user created "features" of the site in what is essentially an "eminent domain" style land grab, then Pao's unpopularity with the user base actually suits them quite well as they can proceed with their changes for now and then pass the blame along to Pao, whom they can then at a later date replace with a "permanent CEO" who will offer a long list of empty platitudes in order to attempt to placate the user base until the status quo has been irrevocably set.

In hindsight, I think it's unlikely the situation because Pao didn't get to do all that much in terms of substantive changes to site operation (not visibly to the userbase at least...). The only notable alteration was the rule change to ban subreddits deemed harassing.

[–]VirtualAnarchy 592ポイント593ポイント  (31子コメント)

I knew Ellen Pao would step down, she was only the face people could punch while the higher ups made unpopular changes to reddit. People saw this coming from a mile away, anyone who considers this a 'victory' needs to look at what is actually changing, which isn't the policies introduced under Pao.

[–]Sayse 4736ポイント4737ポイント x2 (425子コメント)

I have no strong feelings about this one way or another.

[–]HitlersHysterectomy 2198ポイント2199ポイント  (103子コメント)

What makes a man neutral. . .

[–]spez[λ] 1465ポイント1466ポイント  (174子コメント)

I bet you will...

[–]Purple_Lurple 632ポイント633ポイント  (109子コメント)

well, you can hardly be worse...right.....right guys??

[–]madecool316 521ポイント522ポイント  (99子コメント)

He could always create pay to subscribe subreddits...

[–]dragonfangxl 331ポイント332ポイント  (64子コメント)

SHHH! Dont give them ideas!

[–]SgtSlaughterEX 659ポイント660ポイント  (59子コメント)

I'd pay to downvote someone extra hard. Like the opposite of reddit gold.

[–]ProfessorMembrane 174ポイント175ポイント  (10子コメント)

I feel weird when I even talk about Reddit IRL. I can't imagine being furious over it.