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Men of reddit, what is something women will just never understand? (self.AskReddit)

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[–]All-Shall-Kneel 331ポイント332ポイント  (48子コメント)

we are staring into nothingness 80% of the time

[–]bjjforkittens 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

I came here to say this, already top comment. goes back to staring into nothingness

[–]dudenotcool 62ポイント63ポイント  (35子コメント)

What are you thinking ?

[–]kevik72 174ポイント175ポイント  (13子コメント)

I wonder how different my life would be if I were a Velociraptor...

[–]dick-nipples 64ポイント65ポイント  (7子コメント)

Uh, fucking awesome?

[–]AlekRivard 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

Especially if you were a velociraptor with night vision goggles!

[–]RadioActivitii 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

Like - seriously! You're hungry? Storm a Burger King. You want to get money? Rob a bank. Who would stop you? You're a dinosaur.

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    [–]wiiya 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I would for sure stick with the I-Rex over the humans.

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      [–]PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I had an ex-gf ask me this once after sex. I was staring off into space with a focused look of concentration on my face. I was quick and honest with my answer. I really had to fart so that's what I said. She was quite displeased with the answer and never asked again.

      [–]OiChoiOi 35ポイント36ポイント  (6子コメント)

      I had an ex who asked me this once while I was driving in silence. I told her I wasn't thinking of anything but she kept prying.

      I continued to tell her I wasn't lying and was literally just driving the car not thinking about anything other than driving the car.

      She became upset and accused me of hiding things from her and keeping her out of the loop in the relationship.

      We broke up not long after that.

      [–]shadowofashadow [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I've lied about thinking about nothing before... to have to go back 15 steps and retrace how the hell I got to thinking of what I'm thinking would probably expose me as insane.

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          [–]BlatantConservative 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

          This is why guys like Reddit.

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            [–]Khouzombie 120ポイント121ポイント  (22子コメント)

            The joy of peeing off of a tall structure/cliff and getting a crazy arc going.

            [–]FlandreHon 31ポイント32ポイント  (19子コメント)

            you haven't lived until you have peed out of a window and off a balcony

            [–]Groundboyfirstclass 24ポイント25ポイント  (14子コメント)

            Dude off of a helicopter? Changed my life.

            [–]FlandreHon 63ポイント64ポイント  (11子コメント)

            imagine if the blades were fixed and instead the cabin of the helicopter would rotate around

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              [–]Khouzombie 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I look forward to the opportunity.

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                  [–]madstickman 51ポイント52ポイント  (15子コメント)

                  The simplicity and convenience of the urinal.

                  [–]LobsterMassMurderer 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Yup, this. Also at places like fairgrounds and other large outdoor events, the piss trough. Pretty disgusting in theory, but very effective at keeping the restroom lines down.

                  The ability to just pick a place to urinate really does make life that much easier. No need to plan a long trip based on how available the pit stop locations are."damn, I gotta wiz..hey, there's some bushes!" and back on the road.

                  [–]-PickleMeElmo- 11ポイント12ポイント  (11子コメント)

                  Speaking of urinals, do men ever feel uncomfortable peeing in public? I can't imagine doing my business out in the open where everyone can see.

                  [–]Dancatpro 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  As long as people obey the rule of not using an adjacent urinal to someone else, it's fine

                  [–]Uddyc 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Guys leave one urinal between each other and when that's not an option we mostly just stare straight or up at the ceiling. No wandering eyes at the urinal.

                  [–]Cloymax 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Had some classmates that wouldn't use urinals for the live of em. So I suppose some do.

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                      [–]JohannReddit 180ポイント181ポイント  (25子コメント)

                      That's it's possible to summarize the important events of your average day in about 30 seconds.

                      [–]FatuousOocephalus 67ポイント68ポイント  (17子コメント)

                      That's it's possible to summarize the important events of your average day in about 30 seconds.

                      Jeesus Krist! How much detail do you go into?

                      It doesn't take that long to say, "Pretty good", "Fine" or "I don't know", when someone asks how your day was.

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                        [–]Qtips_ 185ポイント186ポイント  (45子コメント)

                        We want straightforward answers.

                        No loops, no beating around the bush.

                        Just tell us what the fuck you want.

                        EDIT: Also, dont "hint" what you want or what you would like us to do.

                        [–]watermasta 53ポイント54ポイント  (26子コメント)

                        "Do you want to eat X?"

                        "No."

                        "Well what about Y?"

                        "No."

                        "How about Z?"

                        "No."

                        [–]ZedForZach 52ポイント53ポイント  (8子コメント)

                        What should we do for dinner? i don't care you pick

                        [–]Cane-Dewey [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                        And this is why I want to open a chain of restaurants. Each restaurant would have a slightly different name so you really do have options.

                        • I Don't Care
                        • It Doesn't Matter To Me
                        • Whatever You Want, Except Chinese
                        • Why Don't You Pick

                        [–]Appleshot [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                        See my girlfriend doesn't let me pick anymore. Any time she said you pick I picked pizza rolls.

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                          [–]therealmaxipadd 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          "You just said you didn't care where we ate"

                          "I don't care as long as it isn't X, Y, Z, or the next restaurant that you pick."

                          "Why are you being difficult?"

                          "I'm not! I'm just hungry so pick somewhere to eat!"

                          "What about AA?"

                          "No"

                          "FUCK YOU"

                          [–]watermasta 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          "Ok, So why don't you suggest a place?"

                          "I don't know what I want!"

                          "So, you expect me to keep coming up with suggestions just for you to shoot them down?"

                          "Yes."

                          [–]therealmaxipadd 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          "Can you at least give me an idea? Chinese? Pizza? Wings?"

                          "Pizza, I guess..."

                          "Well, do you want pizza or are you just settling for pizza?"

                          "Oh my god, /u/therealmaxipadd just freaking pick somewhere... you are JUST like your father."

                          "WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"

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                            [–]PM_your_tongs 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s

                            I said biiiiiiiiitch

                            [–]TotallyNotMattDamon 25ポイント26ポイント  (6子コメント)

                            I actually get why they do this. Sometimes you don't know what you want to eat but you know what you don't want to eat.

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                              [–]greengrassonthetv 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

                              but we as women want you to JUST KNOW what we want.

                              WE WANT YOU TO READ OUR MINDS GOD DAMNIT.

                              WHY CAN'T YOU JUST READ OUR MINDS!??

                              [–]impediment [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                              In my experience a woman cannot even read her own mind the majority of the time.

                              [–]Wild_Marker [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              We could if you stopped talking about what that bitch Susan did at work and instead talked about more important matters, such as food. FOOD, WOMAN!

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                                [–]JerryShibefeld 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                The value of a good forward defensive stroke.

                                [–]Lightning_McCheese 282ポイント283ポイント  (79子コメント)

                                Worrying about being threatening to others. I have to be conscious that I don't accidentally walk behind a woman at a certain distance such that she thinks I'm stalking her. I usually feel like I need to cross the street or speed up and pass her so that she doesn't worry that I'm a rapist on the hunt.

                                [–]newbarbarian 66ポイント67ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                Man, I feel that all the time too. I feel like shit when I am randomly walking down the street and then a girl looks at me with a panic face for thinking I'm following her.

                                I immediately cross the street running so she may see it's okay.

                                [–]shaneo632 36ポイント37ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                I feel awkward, but I also find it slightly hilarious, I have to admit, especially as I'm not exactly Brock Lesnar over here.

                                [–]thesparkleninjafairy 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                What if you like mirror her panic face and then start running? She'll be very confused and it will be very funny.

                                [–]newbarbarian 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                Wh--WHY DO YOU KEEP WALKING IN FRONT ON ME?!

                                pepper spray in general direction

                                runs flapping arms around

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                                  [–]YungFacetious 38ポイント39ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                  Being a tall broad shouldered brown man makes a lot of petite (mostly white women) uncomfortable. I always thought it was just an exaggerated notion growing up, but during my first year of college some dude told me that I intimidated his girlfriend because of my size.

                                  [–]trainspotting2 72ポイント73ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                  Hey bro, could you shrink a little bit? You're freaking my girlfriend out.

                                  [–]EltonJuan 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  "Seriously dude, quit whipping your erection out."

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                                    [–]_JustToComment 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    I can't even count amount of time white women have clutched their purses or crossed the street when they've seen me

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                                      [–]enjoytheshow 36ポイント37ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                      I was on a run one time and this girl was in front of me a ways and kept kinda looking at me. I had my headphones in and was just zoned out doing my usual route until about 5 blocks later I realized I had been following her for about a half mile including the few turns we had made. She wasn't like running away from me but she was definitely turning her head keeping an eye on me a bit. I went ahead and stopped to stretch or something so she felt comfortable but you're right women never really even think about this.

                                      But on the flip side, us men also don't even really worry about walking home alone like women have to. I know the chances are unlikely of someone attacking them but many women would be crazy if that wasn't in the back of their head when they are walking alone and someone gets up and starts walking behind them. It does happen. I feel like most men don't even think about it.

                                      [–]officerkondo 42ポイント43ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                      us men also don't even really worry about walking home alone like women have to.

                                      You do, because men make up the majority of violent crime victims.

                                      [–]goplaymariokart 22ポイント23ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                      Yeah guys just don't worry about it for some reason. At my uni this year there were 4 or 5 men hospitalized from getting assaulted while alone at night.

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                                            [–]curlbenchsquater 18ポイント19ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                            Why WE don't understand how you gals use so much god dam toilet paper

                                            [–]maddomesticscientist 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            My husband goes through five times the toilet paper I do. I swear to god he eats it. He uses a single sized roll a day.

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                                              [–]MaximGaines 173ポイント174ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                              We don't care about what your friends grandmothers lawyer said about their gardener.

                                              [–]picklehaub 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              My girlfriend of several years will let out an exaggerated sigh of sadness, or exclaim 'oh how awful'. 9 times out of 10 its that a girl she had a class with in college posted on facebook about her friend's cat dying or that a business she hasn't been to in 15 years is closing. I have trouble getting emotional about incredibly distant issues.

                                              [–]PRGuyHere 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              My wife's preferred topic for any discussion ever is "Here's what I saw on Facebook today."

                                              [–]pvbob 34ポイント35ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                              I recently talked to my wife about this phenomenon. We realised this sort of gossiping (talking about people who hardly affect you in any way) is similar to the alone time that guys need.

                                              [–]SuperHotFyer 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              And yet we still have to reply with a "no wayyyy thats so interesting? What a poor gardener!"

                                              [–]yottskry 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              Good god, yes. For some reason every story my Mother shares with me has to involve 10 minutes of setting the scene, descriptions and back story of those involved (most of whom I've never met) and detailed recollection of the exact words spoken in the conversation, usually to get down to the actual point which is "My friend's dog died".

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                                                [–]xxbearillaxx 142ポイント143ポイント  (38子コメント)

                                                That I am literally constantly playing through scenarios in my head. Not sexual ones, but ones like... what if that guy pulled a gun, what if someone ran up and tried to rob the register, what if that guy started beating his wife. I try to have my actions planned for the majority of scenarios. Just don't tickle my feet, I have no way to fight back from that.

                                                [–]waxxor 70ポイント71ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                The Gang Saves the Day

                                                [–]Cat_Cactus 29ポイント30ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                I think that's not gender specific. I'm a woman and I do this. I think it's an anxiety thing.

                                                [–]spedo09 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                I don't doubt there are some women that do this, but I don't think it happens to women on the same level it happens to men.

                                                We can stare for what seems like hours- looking out into a public place thinking "what would happen if..." We play scenarios in our heads about how we can be the hero of the town, and as new people come into our peripherals we add them into the plot. Sort of like it's our own action movie. It has almost nothing to do with anxiety, we know nothing bad is going to happen.. we just like making shit up.

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                                                  [–]TrooperDave 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  This definitely is not something all men do

                                                  [–]thesparkleninjafairy 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                  BUT YOU'LL JUST SAID YOU'LL AREN'T THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING arrgh!

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                                                    [–]Stubbula 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    We know how to be friends.

                                                    [–]ClydeLoL 102ポイント103ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                    • a relationship is best when you can be alone, but with someone
                                                    • yes, other girls are pretty as well
                                                    • everything concerning balls
                                                    • watching porn does not make me love you less and i don't do it because i don't like sex with you, i just do it because its easy and fun, that's it

                                                    [–]Bashnagdul 34ポイント35ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                    and we masturbate while in a relationship not because we dont want to have sex, or you dont want to have sex. we do it cuz we enjoy emptying our balls even without sex every once in a while (or every day for some)

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                                                      [–]john-b-citizen 121ポイント122ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                                      That by looking at your boobs / ass I'm not attempting to harass you, its simply a reflex.

                                                      [–]kidamy 60ポイント61ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                      You can play this card once, but if you stare, I'm walking away.

                                                      [–]Yr_Heliwr 25ポイント26ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                      Oh man... the worst is when you have to force eye contact because you find the girl incredibly attractive and she's wearing tops that really show off the curves. bites fist I want to draw you. Please let me draw you.

                                                      [–]kidamy 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Wasn't expecting you to say draw there.

                                                      [–]Yr_Heliwr 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Ever seen Titanic?

                                                      Leo played the long con...

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                                                          [–]su5 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                          If I like someone, as in they are a close friend, I will give them tons of shit. It is a sign of comradre, understanding and perhaps even an insecure way of giving them advice.

                                                          The dude who I am cordial to? Either they are a professional friend or I don't care for them.

                                                          Also our balls itch a lot, we aren't playing with ourselves

                                                          [–]monkeyfacewilson 98ポイント99ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                          When my wife points out that the dishes are dirty or the trash can is getting full only makes me think that she too possesses a keen eye for observation rather than this is a task she expects me to complete.

                                                          Also fuck commas.

                                                          [–]pvbob 42ポイント43ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                          Hate this way of passively communicating.

                                                          "Could you be a dear and take the trash out?" spawns: "Yes of course my love!"

                                                          "The trash is overflowing." spawns: "..."

                                                          [–]monkeyfacewilson 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                          Do you ever get,"that was your exit" as you are barreling down the highway with only a fraction of a second to react?

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                                                              [–]bunglejerry 27ポイント28ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                              That you shouldn't ask your boyfriend or husband what he thinks of a certain dress. That we panic at the question, because we don't know if we should answer about the dress itself or about you in the dress. We want to offer a constructive opinion, but we don't want to offend. And most importantly, we can't analyse why we like something or not, so don't be offended by, "It looks nice". Even that simple sentence is going out on a limb, so shooting it down with, "That's all you have to say?" just convinces us to say even less.

                                                              [–]double_ewe 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              just learn like three dress-related terms and how to form each one into a compliment.

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                                                                [–]joclarke2896 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                How comfortable it is to sit with your hand in your pants, like this

                                                                [–]danelboy6 66ポイント67ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                Balls sticking to your leg, the re-adjusts are super necessary!

                                                                [–]enjoytheshow 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                I caught my wife staring at me one day while I was getting dressed and I asked her what she was looking at and she said "Nothing, I just really don't know how you guys go all day long with all of that just dangling between your legs. I couldn't do it."

                                                                Still don't know if that was a compliment or insult but hey, my wife was checking me out naked so that's a win for me.

                                                                [–]SonicPhoenix [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                I'll gladly accept my external baggage, so to speak, in exchange for not bleeding for 15% of my life.

                                                                [–]watermasta 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                It's called that extra wide side step.

                                                                [–]Uddyc 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                I sometimes do the false untied shoe.

                                                                [–]watermasta 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                As long as the balls become unstuck...the move is successful.

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                                                                  [–]bunglejerry 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                  And that urge to smell your finger afterwards is nothing more than millennia of DNA dictating our actions. Lizards do it too.

                                                                  [–]starrboom 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  My answer was going to be Balljustment. You blew it.

                                                                  [–]foreverinLOL 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  Same with dick adjustment, turns downwards get an erection and you have to turn that fucker around.

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                                                                    [–]Kisame94 36ポイント37ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                    if we really love you we act like a toddler when we are with you, always trying to please you

                                                                    [–]Rammite 72ポイント73ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                    We get this thread extremely often, so:

                                                                    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2zc9ci/what_is_something_the_opposite_gender_will_just/cphnat6

                                                                    Men aren't dumbasses, we have to ignore obvious signs. Nowadays, the single biggest fuck up the average guy can make is to be labeled as a creep or a rapist because he misread a wink or a nudge. We play it safe so we don't destroy our lives.

                                                                    This goes triple if the guy is already friends with you.

                                                                    [–]FeedTheOtter 69ポイント70ポイント  (60子コメント)

                                                                    "What's on your mind?" "Nothing..."

                                                                    That when this conversation happens, there has been genuinely nothing on my mind. I've been sat vegetating in a world of my own for the last 15 minutes and the only productive thought I've had is which Ninja Turtle I would be.

                                                                    [–]mamas_horngry 37ポイント38ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                    When I ask my SO "what's on your mind?" that's EXACTLY the kind of stuff I want to know. He says "nothing", which I think means "nothing that he thinks I would think is important". But I don't care about serious or important; I genuinely just wanted to know what he was thinking about--ninja turtles included.

                                                                    [–]poop_giggle [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                                                    See if you ask knowing full well the answer won't be glamorous then that's fine.

                                                                    Some girls ask thinking that their Man is thinking something super deep and intricate or romantic them get pissy when they learn the guy is trying to remember the name of the cartoon movie where people/soldiers get sent back in time to the period of dinosaurs and tame them to help them fight their enemies that also got sent back in time.

                                                                    It's Dino Riders by the way.

                                                                    [–]RoughSausage 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                    Sometimes it's ninja turtles, sometimes it is literally nothing at allnothing at all nothing at all

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                                                                      [–]renvi 24ポイント25ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                      For what it's worth, I'd totally like to hear about what Ninja Turtle you would be.

                                                                      [–]PRGuyHere 22ポイント23ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                      You must be a woman, because every man knows the correct answer is Donatello.

                                                                      [–]Knusperklotz 7ポイント8ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                      Nah man, Michelangelo.

                                                                      [–]PRGuyHere 12ポイント13ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                      Ah, common mistake. Every BOY wants to be Michaelangelo. But every MAN knows that it's all about Donatello.

                                                                      [–]Knusperklotz 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                      Why Donatello?

                                                                      [–]PRGuyHere [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

                                                                      Leonardo leads. Nobody wants that level of responsability.

                                                                      Raphael is cool but crude. He's a dick.

                                                                      Michaelangelo is a party dude. Being a party dude gets old...eventually, you want more out of life.

                                                                      But Donatello is the smartest turtle...he's SECOND in command, which is just the right amount of responsability...and he does machines. Men like to do machines. Boom. Case closed.

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                                                                            [–]PainMatrix 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            "What's on your mind?"

                                                                            "Just thinking about the relative pros and cons of Donatello over Raphael. On the one hand Raphael has those cool sai's and he can throw them. On the other hand Donatello is really smart and uses his intellect to defeat the Foot Clan. Hmmm, but maybe Leonardo might be the better choi..."

                                                                            "Never mind."

                                                                            [–]thesexymexi 36ポイント37ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                            Woman: What's on your mind?
                                                                            Man: Nothing.
                                                                            What she heard: I'm not telling you.

                                                                            [–]Kaminohanshin 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                            She's not wrong. I'm not telling you because a) its fucking insane and b) its fucking insanely boring so you wouldn't give less of a fuck.

                                                                            [–]kidamy 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            Raphael, all the way. For me, anyway.

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                                                                              [–]ShaneH7646 30ポイント31ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                              Being kicked in the balls

                                                                              [–]FoxHarem 11ポイント12ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                              Yeah, it's not so very funny when it happens. My gf will accidentally knee my balls or something and apologize with a grin

                                                                              [–]BlatantConservative 14ポイント15ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                              I know a girl who will intentionally go for the balls every time and almost pass out laughing.

                                                                              And us guys will stand there going "what the hell" which will just make her laugh more.

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                                                                                  [–]shaneo632 43ポイント44ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                                  That blue balls is actually a thing

                                                                                  Sometimes we are literally just thinking "has there ever been a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?"

                                                                                  [–]Jedi_Outcast 38ポイント39ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                  "has there ever been a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?"

                                                                                  Yes, but it wasn't a very good shark.

                                                                                  [–]Jojolito 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                  I'm a guy that has never gotten blue balls. I thought it was fake too.

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                                                                                    [–]shomenee 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    We don't pick up on subtle facial expressions. When you girls were developing your social skills during elementary school, us guys were throwing rocks at each other and getting into fistfights. After falling behind during those key years, there is no way that we can catch up to your social game.

                                                                                    [–]rocntenr1 179ポイント180ポイント  (63子コメント)

                                                                                    That men literally are that simple

                                                                                    [–]GlidingGoose 130ポイント131ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                                                                    My ex-gf used to quiz me on what I was thinking about all the time. I responded with nothing every time. The one time I responded "do you really want to know?", her eyes lit up and she said yes, I responded "I'm thinking about whether the penguins will go the distance in the playoffs this year, our luck with injury has been dreadful...". She stormed out of the room.

                                                                                    TL;DR: stick to the 'nothing' answer

                                                                                    [–]BlatantConservative 74ポイント75ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                    I once answered with "I was wondering the logistics of humanely attaching a working catapult on the back of a moving bear"

                                                                                    [–]AlekRivard 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                    Almost as badass as sharks with lasers attached to their heads

                                                                                    [–]lcdrambrose 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    "I'm playing Tetris in my mind with the colored floor tiles."

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                                                                                        [–]Sarahthelizard 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                        You say that, and then I wonder if you're saying the truth.

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                                                                                          [–]essentialvitaminc 39ポイント40ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                          The enjoyment that comes from random destruction.

                                                                                          [–]angelomeringa 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                          Our love for competition. We can't stop comparing each other in sports, video games, annual salary, biggest car etc.

                                                                                          [–]bickbastardly 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                          We can't possibly know what you're thinking and we're sure we shouldn't have to.

                                                                                          [–]BATMANSCOOP 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                          That you don't actually need to hold a grudge.

                                                                                          [–]pvbob 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                          Men hold grudges too, but try to repress them, which doesn't actually solve, but rather shift the problem. Both genders need to learn to talk properly about things that make you hold grudges.

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                                                                                            [–]dragonmyballsoveryou 40ポイント41ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                            Random erections.

                                                                                            [–]NeonNintendo 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            I like coleslaw, but not that much!

                                                                                            [–]Yuddis 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                            Sounds like you have some explaining to do

                                                                                            [–]straydog1980 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                            I wasn't thinking about anything and there it was!

                                                                                            [–]su5 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                            NO ONE INVITED YOU TO GRANDMAS FUNERAL BONER!!!

                                                                                            [–]foreverinLOL 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                            What kind of event is a funeral boner?

                                                                                            [–]R3p3rTh3l3n 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            The most confusing and shameful kind.

                                                                                            [–]su5 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            The kind that destroys families.

                                                                                            And probably someones fetish.

                                                                                            [–]thehonestyfish 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                            Morning wood

                                                                                            And it's bizarre cousin, mourning wood.

                                                                                            [–]BlatantConservative 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            Had to explain the math boner to a bunch of girls I went to high school with.

                                                                                            They had seen a couple of guys called up to the board and were still wondering about it. What was it about math that had us all horny?

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                                                                                              [–]Mark_E_Moon 60ポイント61ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                              Certain trains of male logic.

                                                                                              My gf was in the shower while I was cooking breakfast the other day, and while cooking, I noticed a glob of what I thought was butter on my boxer shorts (naturally I cook in my underwear). I instinctively wiped it off with my finger and ate it; turns out it wasn't butter but a glob of my deodorant.

                                                                                              After spitting and rinsing my mouth out, I explain what happened.

                                                                                              She asks why I would even eat food off my underwear to begin with, and my only response was a shrug and "Free butter?"

                                                                                              [–]Wowdudebummer 31ポイント32ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                              My boyfriend dropped some cheese on his kitchen floor then proceeded to eat it. I asked him why he would eat dirty floor cheese and he replied with "It's perfectly good cheese, do you know how much cheese costs?"

                                                                                              [–]Zezombye 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                              As a male, I don't understand. I'd wipe it off but certainly not eat it o_o

                                                                                              [–]enjoytheshow 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                              I just planned a wedding for the last 8 months so male vs female logic is fresh in my brain. And you're exactly right about most men, I seem to do everything in the moment without really thinking about it whereas everything she does has a calculated reasoning to it. I see butter on my shorts and I think "I need to get this butter off my shorts." She see butter on her shorts and she thinks "Ok there are a couple ways I can get this butter off my shorts, but I also have to finish cooking, and then clean the dishes, and then get ready for work, and how is this going to effect my plans for Sunday afternoon?"

                                                                                              I don't understand how she thinks and she doesn't understand how I think but the way each of us thinks works perfectly fine for us.

                                                                                              [–]DoDaDrew 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                              I've eaten soap off of my hand more times than I care to admit, but I'm not stopping because of one bad experience. Because next time that soap could be the mashed potatoes I just cleaned up.

                                                                                              Reward > Risk

                                                                                              [–]BlatantConservative 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                              I mean, the butter hadn't been there for more than a few minutes right? There's no way the evil germs had transferred from your boxers to the butter yet, and anyway your boxers are completely clean anyway.

                                                                                              [–]Mark_E_Moon 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                              yeah.. completely clean.. suuure

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                                                                                                [–]PostVictorianMan 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                That a man could masturbate to porn, think of spanking a random chick with a hot ass, have all sorts of dirty thoughts and yet, at the same time he could love his woman so much that he'd give his life for her.

                                                                                                Those two somehow doesn't conflict in a male brain.

                                                                                                [–]Ranwoken [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                Yeah, I wish my girlfriend could really get behind this.

                                                                                                [–]Schlongdong_Dickcock 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                When I fall asleep it doesn't mean I don't love you.

                                                                                                [–]jamesabe 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                That when you say you don't care where you go to eat you shouldn't judge their decision and try to get them to change it

                                                                                                [–]Silver_SnakeNZ 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                The struggle that is itching your balls in a satisfying way that isn't painful. Especially when wearing jeans.

                                                                                                [–]thumpas 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                Please tell me I'm not the only one who does the pinch and rub technique.

                                                                                                [–]Mauman92 13ポイント14ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                                We literally hit a wall at night and just don't want to talk anymore. It's just how we are.

                                                                                                [–]thumpas 4ポイント5ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                                What do you mean? Like there is a time ofnight where you don't want to talk to anyone anymore?

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                                                                                                  [–]DatGDoe 28ポイント29ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                                                  Man spreading is not an invasion of privacy.

                                                                                                  I just have cock and balls between my legs and I don't want to crush them.

                                                                                                  [–]mamas_horngry 6ポイント7ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                                  But, if you were standing with your legs together and then sat down without spreading, wouldn't your stuff just kind of be resting on top of your legs? Genuine curiosity here.

                                                                                                  [–]ifisa 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                  I'm imagining a comparison would be you sitting at your desk with your boobs gently resting on it, then dropping your chair 2 notches. Angles don't allow comfortable resting.

                                                                                                  [–]Lewis_Killjoy 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                  Then they're over the femoral arteries which carry quite a bit of heat. So we spread our legs to bring the temperature down a bit.

                                                                                                  [–]The_Seed_In_Tweed 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                  Its weird, I have to actually physically hold my legs together with my leg muscles to sit with them straight. They just spread naturally.

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                                                                                                      [–]newbarbarian 45ポイント46ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                                      How it can be really bad to be a tease.

                                                                                                      Touching, arousing on purpose and not finishing the job (or not letting it be finished) becomes a literal and psychological pain. It was not supposed to be that way.

                                                                                                      Edit: "on purpose".

                                                                                                      Edit 2: again, to help clarify: not saying anybody should or shouldn't do anything. I simply replied to the question stating that women will never understand how that can be a bother. What you want or don't want to do is none of my business.

                                                                                                      [–]SpankMac [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                      To be fair, some people are into this though.

                                                                                                      [–]newbarbarian [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                      People are into all sorts of things, I guess. Here I'm just speaking as "general audience".

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                                                                                                        [–]-eDgAR- 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        Being able to easily pee outdoors.

                                                                                                        [–]Vike92 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                        The fear of losing your hair.

                                                                                                        [–]jedo89 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        That it isn't you - sometimes I just don't want to meet up for coffee. I'd rather just lay in bed, J off, and watch Netflix.

                                                                                                        [–]Passing4human 13ポイント14ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                                                        Impotence.

                                                                                                        [–]Mauman92 25ポイント26ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                                                        A black guy is walking down the street in a brand new tuxedo and beautiful top hat. His friend comes up to him and asks what is up with the look. The man said, "I just came from the doctor and he said I was impotent. And If I'm gonna be impotent I'm gonna dress impotent!"

                                                                                                        [–]petrichorE6 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                        How I can argue and fight with my friends and just forget about it once it's over. I mean, if women can act nice to the people they hate, why can't you understand that friends are just assholes to each other.

                                                                                                        [–]workpuppy 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                        When you ask me what I'm thinking about, and I say "Nothing" I actually am thinking about nothing.

                                                                                                        [–]TotallyNotMattDamon 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        Turning off your brain and just sit and do nothing for hours on end. I actually think this has something to do with men being hunters back when we were cavemen. The men had to sit still and wait for animals while the women had to stay active and make food and take care of the children.

                                                                                                        [–]barkos 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        Speaking is a means of conveying information, nothing more nothing less.

                                                                                                        Many women tend to treat conversations as verbal Minesweeper. If I tried to actively insult you I would have insulted you with words specifically designed to insult a person.

                                                                                                        [–]twoheadedgrrl [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        I'm a woman, and I'll never understand why this question is posted literally every time I go on this subreddit... cmon.

                                                                                                        [–]Urbanviking1 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        That us men can literally think about nothing. The mind of a man has a section in the brain where nothing resides, it's peaceful, quiet, and devoid of all nagging and irrational arguments.

                                                                                                        [–]KwebbelkopMOD 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                        We all pump our grundles.

                                                                                                        All of us. No exception.

                                                                                                        [–]augenwiehimmel 11ポイント12ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                        That we are really trying our best to be a good partner - well, most of the time. But we are human and not perfect. So don't freak out if we act the way we do.

                                                                                                        [–]sparemeowmeow 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                                        BUT WHY MUST YOU FART FACING ME. EVERYTIME.

                                                                                                        [–]GroovingPict 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                        Because then the butt is pointed in the opposite direction? I knew women werent great with logic or spatial awareness, but jesus christ woman...

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                                                                                                          [–]BlueBallSuperSmurf 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          That we do like to talt to them, but please refrain from calling us just to talk about nothing for 10 minutes, and wasting our time.

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