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Don't text and drive, kids. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Pyroven 409ポイント410ポイント  (150子コメント)

To be quite frank, GTA V is the single best advert for not texting and driving at the same time, personally I always crash when I try.

[–]Simorebut 91ポイント92ポイント  (9子コメント)

i crash everytime i try to do a drivebys

[–]1486592 51ポイント52ポイント  (4子コメント)

So don't text and drive-by?

[–]ProfessorMcHugeBalls 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

No, just practice more.

[–]Peaceful_Penguins 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thanks, Professor McHugeballs!

[–]diogenesofthemidwest 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll just leave this here

[–]Tasty_lake 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This seems to be #3 on the list of "Things I Never Thought I Would Ever Say in the Entirety of my Lifetime". You just said it.

[–]Battle_Bee 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I crash everytime I try to drive.

[–]Harry101UK 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I crash every time I start the game.

[–]uk_randomer 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even in things like the F1 games, if I take my eye off the screen for like half a second, BOOM, crashed into a wall.

It's amazing how fast things go from fine, to total shitstorm.

[–]Nok-O-Lok 692ポイント693ポイント  (39子コメント)

That looked horribly planned out

[–]cake4chu 533ポイント534ポイント  (30子コメント)

Like when your parents decided they wanted a kid.

[–]Nok-O-Lok 173ポイント174ポイント  (23子コメント)

great, now im gonna have to go to the store to buy ice.

[–]cake4chu 143ポイント144ポイント  (20子コメント)

Its okay your mom should have some extra cash now.

[–]95wave 103ポイント104ポイント  (13子コメント)

For fucks sake have mercy on the poor guy

I can feel the heat from here

[–]Kammerice 23ポイント24ポイント  (4子コメント)

If she's good at something, she should get paid. That's why your mom doesn't charge.

[–]ragnarrtk 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Savage!

[–]DontPromoteIgnorance 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cmon man. Use the tip jar at least.

[–]disgruntled- 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well damn, you're all kinds of brutal today.

[–]daniebob 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Haha do me next! :D

[–]ScoochMagooch 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Your mom is fat

[–]TheViciousWolf 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Daaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyummmmmm, buzzer in the background you shreked him mate 8/8

[–]daniebob 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

:(

[–]Evisrayle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't blame him, or anyone else, for passing on that request.

[–]clinteastwoodsponcho -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

BURN!

[–]crazyea 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Planned or not I can attest to the fact that I have done exactly this in GTA 5.

[–]Zangam 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Okay... pull up the phooone, go to texts. Turn-oh, wait, I see the dam, okay, turn INTO the water. Cut print post it to youtube"

[–]478431188447 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yup, it's like the person doesn't know a minimap exists. It's hard not to see that turn coming up.

[–]ChiperSoft 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Unless you're looking at the phone instead of the minimap...

[–]478431188447 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The map shows more than just the next turn ahead.

[–]rocketkielbasa -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

fake and gay

[–]Pyroven 50ポイント51ポイント  (3子コメント)

Can I just say that the number of people trying to justify picking up their phone while driving here is making me want to stay the fuck away from all roads everywhere?

[–]tonycomputerguy 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I haven't died yet, so obviously it's perfectly safe and everyone should do it..."

Thumbs Up!

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fuck are you talking about? There's one person in this thread saying 'TIL gta fans hate texting and driving' which they then explain after downvotes is not an endorsement from them, just a note that it's odd a gaming subreddit was so vocal about the topic(to which more downvotes were handed out).

Or do you mean in general?

[–]localareanemesisid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. It's gotten so bad I've become am evangelist for putting it down. Caught some bitch texting on the freeway the other day. I ALMOST HAD HER ON CAMERA. I'm gonna start patrolling with the lady to catch these pieces of shit on film.

[–]EliteDinoPasta 115ポイント116ポイント  (6子コメント)

Considering that he's ringing/texting Dom of all people, I'm going to go out on a limb and call bullshit. No one rings Dom. Ever.

[–]Mentalpatient87 23ポイント24ポイント  (5子コメント)

Well sure, it's staged. I still laughed. Lighten up. But while we're on the subject, yeah fuck Dom. There's seriously no reason to interact with him but he calls me the most by far. I understand he's the lore reason for parachuting activities, but he's such an annoying tool.

[–]Thatuserguy 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

He does it at the worst moments too. I started falling to my death, so I started spamming "A" to pull out my parachute. Guess who called at that exact moment and prevented me from pulling my parachute in time?

[–]EmreGenc 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dom?

[–]LittleBrownPipe 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

seriously though, who is it

[–]studder 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nico! It's Roman! Let's go bowling.

[–]EliteDinoPasta 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, I didn't mean to sound serious, I guess my post could've used a bit more humour!

[–]javiergame4 35ポイント36ポイント  (23子コメント)

Is this gta or far cry ?

[–]EpicCookieMan 29ポイント30ポイント  (16子コメント)

GTA V

[–]Anthro88 12ポイント13ポイント  (15子コメント)

can you use first person whenever you want

[–]TheRealGecko 4ポイント5ポイント  (14子コメント)

Yep!

[–]Anthro88 4ポイント5ポイント  (13子コメント)

does it work well

[–]Mentalpatient87 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

It works very well.

[–]Kineticmenace12 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

Only on xbone/ps4/PC

Edit; as in, first person is only on those up there ^

[–]Anthro88 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

thank you

[–]wmaxwell 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

SO well. And you can customize which parts (driving/on foot/in cover) play in 1st or 3rd. I was hesitant at first, but after I played at a friends house I immediately went and bought it again for ps4. It almost makes it like an entirely new game.

[–]MattDaCatt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Going on rampages in first person feels way more brutal (in a good way)

[–]massimo6274 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

I thought it was Far Cry as well!

[–]Mentalpatient87 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought it was from the thumbnail, but when he pulls out that phone I knew.

*Side thought, why don't we have different types of phones to use in GTAO? Each single player character has a certain brand of phone, why can't we switch?

[–]the_ravenous_red 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't give them ideas for more DLC!

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    [–]Razenghan 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "This was my best friend's last text before he died:"

    FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, MICHAE--

    [–]arkham42 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    For real though, dont

    [–]Jericho443 97ポイント98ポイント  (29子コメント)

    As a 45 year old man who hasn't played anything since Quake III and Unreal Tournament: HOLY SHIT GAMES LOOK AMAZING NOW

    [–]V-Oladipo 126ポイント127ポイント  (7子コメント)

    So you just got on this sub for the first time ever and saw this post? Hard to believe you've never seen a good looking video game since Quake, especially since you're on Reddit.

    [–]Thedarkestsouls 53ポイント54ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Give him a break man he said he's 45. Probably doesn't have the time to game. Frankly i would love to have experienced the transition from quake to gta 5. Im a little jealous

    [–]Redxl1 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I'm only 35 and remember beating wolfenstein 3d many times over, as far as fps games go, wolf3d to quake alone was fairly drastic.

    [–]Asmor 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm 30. Doom to Quake was pretty crazy. Quake to Unreal was also kinda great, but not as revolutionary. I can't really think of anything since then that's really knocked my socks off graphics-wise. It's mostly been incremental upgrades.

    Physics are the area that have really surprised me. In particular, the UT2k3 demo had a mode that was kind of like football, and you'd jump through this field that killed you to score. And the pit below had a ton of steel beams at skewed angles. It was really amazing watching your character's ragdoll as it fell through them. And destroying buildings in Red Faction: Guerilla is pretty fantastic, too.

    [–]time_to_game 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why would he have me?

    [–]neozuki 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No reason you can't go on a quest to sequentially beat games from all the years of gaming. Maybe skip 1971, until you get games you can beat (can you beat computer space?). But beat a game from 1980, then 1981, etc.

    Unless you meant only seeing an old game and then discovering modern games, in which case, ignore me.

    [–]adesme 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm around 30, have some idea about how well games look nowadays, and reacted the same way as /u/Jericho443. No idea why you're trying to call bullshit here.

    You do realize that there are ways to stumble upon posts in subs that you don't frequent, right?

    [–]LarkSquire 23ポイント24ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Take a look at the new unreal engine. You will shit your pants. I did and I'm 21. Edit: http://m.imgur.com/a/SM5em

    [–]buttforaface 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Those pictures are unreal.

    [–]Mas_Zeta 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    You should try "The Vanishing of Ethan Carter" then

    [–]The_Painted_Man -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Don't you fucking tell him what to do... Just who the hell do you think you are?

    [–]DervishShark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well that was unnecessarily rude.

    [–]DoctorSugarbear 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You should look at UT4. It's currently in development but open to play. Looks gorgeous.

    [–]sir_wiggum 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    GTAV is basically an incredibly detailed small country! It is amazing to think about.

    [–]EverGlow89 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Grand Theft Auto V is a decent looking game (in spite of it being huge and open-world).

    [–]Matt_Thijson 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    GTAV has its moments where I think it looks really amazing. I really like the wilderness and dirt roads.

    [–]Blittzzo -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You should see what it looks like on pc then

    [–]Schobzax 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Well, he isn't technically texting, more like calling someone.

    [–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I agree, don't use your phone and drive.

    [–]Schmich 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I didn't know you could have the phone out in-game instead of just floating on the bottom right-side. Is it an option or a mod?

    [–]wintrparkgrl 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

    first person mode does it

    [–]mustangwolf1997 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And in a car. On a bike, your phone floats.

    [–]UnderGlow 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's only in single player.

    [–]TheTricell 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Never use the phone while driving

    [–]tehace 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

    If I remember correctly, in GTA V if you have your phone out while driving then your character will purposely swerve the car.

    [–]Insanedeblade 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Not sure why you're being downvoted. Same thing happens if you duck down while driving but you swerve a lot more compared to having your phone out.

    [–]Matt_Thijson 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Online too or only in singleplayer? When driving near other players I tend to stay ducked, but I don't think I noticed any random swerving.

    [–]Wulfys 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Just wondering, what's the use of ducking in your car in singleplayer and multiplayer?

    [–]MrBleach 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It makes you a slightly smaller target behind the wheel. Of course, if the guy shooting at you is just spraying into your car, you just lowered your head to chest level.

    [–]That_silent_fart 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    To not get shot through the windshield or through the back window.

    Which wouldn't really matter in multiplayer because rockets and bombs are easier.

    [–]Insanedeblade 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's in both. You can go to the airport runway and try it if you want so you don't have to worry about traffic.

    [–]CGiMoose 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Wait you can duck? How? Is this an exclusively next gen thing?

    [–]Insanedeblade 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah. Only on next Gen and PC for some reason.

    [–]Shadow_Freeman 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    also dont metal gear and drive. https://gifsound.com/?gifv=0OMlBqd&v=XI1VpElKWF8

    [–]Chelsea93 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nothing out of the ordinary here, just an empty box driving a motorcycle

    [–]luiti1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Now do it with VR! :)

    [–]raptorraptor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think your mistake was flooring it over the brow of a hill.

    [–]Bacon_Fruit 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

    How do you have jewelry on Franklin? I didn't know you could do that?

    [–]PillowTalk420 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Buy him some accessories at Pegasus. AFAIK, he's the only one of the 3 single player characters that can wear something other than a watch.

    [–]xxKrosfire 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Do you mean Ponsonbys? Pegasus is the one with the planes and stuff

    [–]PillowTalk420 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Yeah! Sorry... I was watching Yu-Gi-Oh in the background when I made the post, and I guess I just thought of that Pegasus for the fancy clothes store because of his outfit.

    [–]Bacon_Fruit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thanks Bro! Didn't know the other characters could wear watches at all lol

    [–]turbokiwi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was playing Far Cry 3 on steam once when my friend sent me a message, so I hit shift+tab and opened up the overlay to reply and the game didn't pause and my car flew off the road and into a lake.

    [–]GendoSC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It actually makes for a good message aimed at young drivers, if you crash in a videogame immagine irl.

    [–]Tylerc_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7XqtPqQDEA

    [–]abloopdadooda 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I find it amazing how difficult it actually is to mess with the phone and drive a car in GTAV. You'd think it really wouldn't be comparable to real life, but I legitimately had difficulties driving in GTAV when I played with the phone.

    [–]esoteric_enigma 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Am I the only one that noticed that he was making a phone call at the time of the crash?

    [–]RhyminSimonWyman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think he had an out-of-body experience at the end.

    [–]Zenickz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Also dont drink and drive. Having some pisswassers(you have to hold the action for better results)will get your character drunk. Driving controls are harder and you randomly turn, and you actually get a star if a cop sees you drink and drive.

    [–]thisismyMelody 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The biker made such a hard left and for some reason the driver makes a hard right. Wth

    [–]McPoople 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I actually fell down at the same place during my gta online session today. I was going a bit too fast for that turn, but i wasnt texting.

    [–]xKillafornia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Kids aren't the only one texting and driving??

    [–]Silv999 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dammit, Land Act Reservoir.

    [–]TBdog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    But that view. Cant see ahead of bonnet.

    [–]wowsuchdoge_wow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't drive in first person, kids.

    [–]Love_Our_water -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I like how he continues turning the wheel as he hopelessly falls to his death and still refuses to put the phone down.

    [–]CrimsonEngage -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Even I knew there was a turn coming up a head. This is staged.

    [–]imgurisblockd4me -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I drive this road every time I play GTA. It's a good road to lose asshole people who keep following you around. Their car is guaranteed to go into the river/dam.

    To find it, go to the gas station near the race track and enjoy the drive. Once I get to the highway overpass I turn around and go back. It's a fun road to rally on with the Sultan.

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