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[–]Nok-O-Lok 517ポイント518ポイント  (25子コメント)

That looked horribly planned out

[–]cake4chu 379ポイント380ポイント  (20子コメント)

Like when your parents decided they wanted a kid.

[–]Nok-O-Lok 124ポイント125ポイント  (14子コメント)

great, now im gonna have to go to the store to buy ice.

[–]cake4chu 99ポイント100ポイント  (11子コメント)

Its okay your mom should have some extra cash now.

[–]95wave 73ポイント74ポイント  (5子コメント)

For fucks sake have mercy on the poor guy

I can feel the heat from here

[–]Kammerice 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

If she's good at something, she should get paid. That's why your mom doesn't charge.

[–]disgruntled- 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well damn, you're all kinds of brutal today.

[–]daniebob 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Haha do me next! :D

[–]ScoochMagooch 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Your mom is fat

[–]TheViciousWolf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Daaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyummmmmm, buzzer in the background you shreked him mate 8/8

[–]Evisrayle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't blame him, or anyone else, for passing on that request.

[–]Zangam 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Okay... pull up the phooone, go to texts. Turn-oh, wait, I see the dam, okay, turn INTO the water. Cut print post it to youtube"

[–]CultureVulture629 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you overestimate the human ability to focus on more than one thing at once.

[–]crazyea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Planned or not I can attest to the fact that I have done exactly this in GTA 5.

[–]Pyroven 259ポイント260ポイント  (111子コメント)

To be quite frank, GTA V is the single best advert for not texting and driving at the same time, personally I always crash when I try.

[–]Simorebut 45ポイント46ポイント  (5子コメント)

i crash everytime i try to do a drivebys

[–]1486592 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

So don't text and drive-by?

[–]Battle_Bee 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I crash everytime I try to drive.

[–]uk_randomer 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even in things like the F1 games, if I take my eye off the screen for like half a second, BOOM, crashed into a wall.

It's amazing how fast things go from fine, to total shitstorm.

[–]Pyroven 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can I just say that the number of people trying to justify picking up their phone while driving here is making me want to stay the fuck away from all roads everywhere?

[–]tonycomputerguy 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I haven't died yet, so obviously it's perfectly safe and everyone should do it..."

Thumbs Up!

[–]SQUID_FUCKER -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fuck are you talking about? There's one person in this thread saying 'TIL gta fans hate texting and driving' which they then explain after downvotes is not an endorsement from them, just a note that it's odd a gaming subreddit was so vocal about the topic(to which more downvotes were handed out).

Or do you mean in general?

[–]EliteDinoPasta 86ポイント87ポイント  (2子コメント)

Considering that he's ringing/texting Dom of all people, I'm going to go out on a limb and call bullshit. No one rings Dom. Ever.

[–]Mentalpatient87 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well sure, it's staged. I still laughed. Lighten up. But while we're on the subject, yeah fuck Dom. There's seriously no reason to interact with him but he calls me the most by far. I understand he's the lore reason for parachuting activities, but he's such an annoying tool.

[–]Thatuserguy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He does it at the worst moments too. I started falling to my death, so I started spamming "A" to pull out my parachute. Guess who called at that exact moment and prevented me from pulling my parachute in time?

[–]javiergame4 32ポイント33ポイント  (21子コメント)

Is this gta or far cry ?

[–]EpicCookieMan 25ポイント26ポイント  (14子コメント)

GTA V

[–]Anthro88 6ポイント7ポイント  (13子コメント)

can you use first person whenever you want

[–]TheRealGecko 2ポイント3ポイント  (12子コメント)

Yep!

[–]Anthro88 0ポイント1ポイント  (11子コメント)

does it work well

[–]wmaxwell 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

SO well. And you can customize which parts (driving/on foot/in cover) play in 1st or 3rd. I was hesitant at first, but after I played at a friends house I immediately went and bought it again for ps4. It almost makes it like an entirely new game.

[–]Kineticmenace12 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

Only on xbone/ps4/PC

Edit; as in, first person is only on those up there ^

[–]massimo6274 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

I thought it was Far Cry as well!

[–]Mentalpatient87 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought it was from the thumbnail, but when he pulls out that phone I knew.

*Side thought, why don't we have different types of phones to use in GTAO? Each single player character has a certain brand of phone, why can't we switch?

[–]the_ravenous_red 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't give them ideas for more DLC!

[–]Jericho443 68ポイント69ポイント  (23子コメント)

As a 45 year old man who hasn't played anything since Quake III and Unreal Tournament: HOLY SHIT GAMES LOOK AMAZING NOW

[–]V-Oladipo 89ポイント90ポイント  (5子コメント)

So you just got on this sub for the first time ever and saw this post? Hard to believe you've never seen a good looking video game since Quake, especially since you're on Reddit.

[–]Thedarkestsouls 32ポイント33ポイント  (3子コメント)

Give him a break man he said he's 45. Probably doesn't have the time to game. Frankly i would love to have experienced the transition from quake to gta 5. Im a little jealous

[–]Redxl1 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm only 35 and remember beating wolfenstein 3d many times over, as far as fps games go, wolf3d to quake alone was fairly drastic.

[–]adesme 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm around 30, have some idea about how well games look nowadays, and reacted the same way as /u/Jericho443. No idea why you're trying to call bullshit here.

You do realize that there are ways to stumble upon posts in subs that you don't frequent, right?

[–]LarkSquire 15ポイント16ポイント  (11子コメント)

Take a look at the new unreal engine. You will shit your pants. I did and I'm 21. Edit: http://m.imgur.com/a/SM5em

[–]buttforaface 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those pictures are unreal.

[–]DoctorSugarbear 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should look at UT4. It's currently in development but open to play. Looks gorgeous.

[–]sir_wiggum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

GTAV is basically an incredibly detailed small country! It is amazing to think about.

[–]EverGlow89 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Grand Theft Auto V is a decent looking game (in spite of it being huge and open-world).

[–]Matt_Thijson -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

GTAV has its moments where I think it looks really amazing. I really like the wilderness and dirt roads.

[–]Blittzzo -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should see what it looks like on pc then

[–]Schmich 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

I didn't know you could have the phone out in-game instead of just floating on the bottom right-side. Is it an option or a mod?

[–]wintrparkgrl 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

first person mode does it

[–]mustangwolf1997 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And in a car. On a bike, your phone floats.

[–]UnderGlow 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's only in single player.

[–]Schobzax 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, he isn't technically texting, more like calling someone.

[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree, don't use your phone and drive.

[–]Razenghan 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

"This was my best friend's last text before he died:"

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, MICHAE--

[–]turbokiwi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was playing Far Cry 3 on steam once when my friend sent me a message, so I hit shift+tab and opened up the overlay to reply and the game didn't pause and my car flew off the road and into a lake.

[–]tehace 8ポイント9ポイント  (8子コメント)

If I remember correctly, in GTA V if you have your phone out while driving then your character will purposely swerve the car.

[–]Insanedeblade 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

Not sure why you're being downvoted. Same thing happens if you duck down while driving but you swerve a lot more compared to having your phone out.

[–]Matt_Thijson 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Online too or only in singleplayer? When driving near other players I tend to stay ducked, but I don't think I noticed any random swerving.

[–]Wulfys 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Just wondering, what's the use of ducking in your car in singleplayer and multiplayer?

[–]MrBleach 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It makes you a slightly smaller target behind the wheel. Of course, if the guy shooting at you is just spraying into your car, you just lowered your head to chest level.

[–]That_silent_fart 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

To not get shot through the windshield or through the back window.

Which wouldn't really matter in multiplayer because rockets and bombs are easier.

[–]Insanedeblade 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's in both. You can go to the airport runway and try it if you want so you don't have to worry about traffic.

[–]CGiMoose 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wait you can duck? How? Is this an exclusively next gen thing?

[–]Insanedeblade 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah. Only on next Gen and PC for some reason.

[–]TheTricell 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never use the phone while driving

[–]Bacon_Fruit 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

How do you have jewelry on Franklin? I didn't know you could do that?

[–]PillowTalk420 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Buy him some accessories at Pegasus. AFAIK, he's the only one of the 3 single player characters that can wear something other than a watch.

[–]xxKrosfire 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Do you mean Ponsonbys? Pegasus is the one with the planes and stuff

[–]PillowTalk420 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah! Sorry... I was watching Yu-Gi-Oh in the background when I made the post, and I guess I just thought of that Pegasus for the fancy clothes store because of his outfit.

[–]Bacon_Fruit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks Bro! Didn't know the other characters could wear watches at all lol

[–]GendoSC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It actually makes for a good message aimed at young drivers, if you crash in a videogame immagine irl.

[–]imgurisblockd4me 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I drive this road every time I play GTA. It's a good road to lose asshole people who keep following you around. Their car is guaranteed to go into the river/dam.

To find it, go to the gas station near the race track and enjoy the drive. Once I get to the highway overpass I turn around and go back. It's a fun road to rally on with the Sultan.

[–]luiti1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now do it with VR! :)

[–]abloopdadooda 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I find it amazing how difficult it actually is to mess with the phone and drive a car in GTAV. You'd think it really wouldn't be comparable to real life, but I legitimately had difficulties driving in GTAV when I played with the phone.

[–]esoteric_enigma 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Am I the only one that noticed that he was making a phone call at the time of the crash?

[–]wowsuchdoge_wow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't drive in first person, kids.

[–]CrimsonEngage -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even I knew there was a turn coming up a head. This is staged.

[–]Love_Our_water -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how he continues turning the wheel as he hopelessly falls to his death and still refuses to put the phone down.

[–]El_Colto -4ポイント-3ポイント  (3子コメント)

TIL gta fans hate texting and driving

[–]CGiMoose 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL sane people hate texting and driving.

[–]gamesaregreat 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

TIL humans that don't want to die hate distracted drivers.

Fixed that for you.

[–]El_Colto -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just wouldn't expect a game subreddit to be so vocal about this kind of issue