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[–]MusicNotesAndOctopie 1218ポイント1219ポイント  (50子コメント)

Did you just quote yourself

[–]flatulala 249ポイント250ポイント  (4子コメント)

He's a professional quote maker.

[–]Pyra0-----E 58ポイント59ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hey you have to pay royalties to /u/aalewis for using his work, after all he is a professional and doesn't work for free

[–]______DEADPOOL______ 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or just use my open source GPL licensed quotes.

[–]MrGhoulington 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or take a quote from one of your stolen subreddits!

[–]InfiniteZr0 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can tell he's a pro because the intentional typos personifies the imperfection of humanity

[–]Tr1pleJay 349ポイント350ポイント  (12子コメント)

Fuck yeah he did

[–]JosephSloansGhost 40ポイント41ポイント  (3子コメント)

Remember the human that quoted himself

[–]fignutsmcgee 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's about the same as liking your own Facebook post

[–]nerfAvari 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

no it's definitely worse

[–]Boston_Jason 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

In This Moment, I Am Euphoric

[–]-Just_Talk- 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh gawd, the cringing intensifies.

[–]Balmarog 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you read his name? Gator don't play your shit.

[–]Ketherah 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see no reason to avoid using a good quote just because I happen to be the author. :)

*reference

[–]MaxSupernova 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Complete with multiple typos...

[–]vorpalsword92 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP was so close to making something awesome, so close. Yet he had to blow it at the end

[–]GatorDontPlayThatSht-----E[S] 118ポイント119ポイント  (11子コメント)

[–]GuardianOfTriangles 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll let it slide just this once

[–]german_nerd 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A circlejerk for one. A "pointjerk," if you will.

[–]Grandmaofhurt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, he kind of fucked this post just with that simple addition.

[–]francis2559 232ポイント233ポイント  (37子コメント)

remeber the human?

[–]ohdiiiiiiiiiick 138ポイント139ポイント  (3子コメント)

Quoted himself and misspelled 'remember'.

Can this go up with the redditors at /r/atheism that quoted themselves with that self indulgent bullshit a few years ago?

[–]HittingSmoke 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also butchered the possessive usage of "husband's".

Were I quoting myself in a static image I'd make damn sure to proofread it.

-HittingSmoke

[–]0b3r0n 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm out of the loop here. What are you talking about?

[–]Larry_Larryson 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure they're talking about Faces of Atheism.

Google it to see some of the images and quotes they made.

[–]jalapenoseed-----E 72ポイント73ポイント  (26子コメント)

What a shitpost. The idea was alright and then just totally fucked more than everyone PAO has screwed over

[–]HGMIV926 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew something was off.

[–]TotesMessenger 72ポイント73ポイント  (6子コメント)

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[–]DoubleDot 371ポイント372ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is so fucking cringe. Holy shit OP.

[–]swedishpenis 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

Idk I think its pretty euphoric

[–]akatherder 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Starts out with "Remeber". Still goes downhill.

[–]chocological 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

Time to pack it up folks.

[–]FreshHotTakes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a purposefully cringe sub, right?

[–]scamperly 508ポイント509ポイント  (23子コメント)

This totally just confirmed it's time for me to unsubscribe from this subreddit.

[–]OkAgain 173ポイント174ポイント  (12子コメント)

Yeah, this is top shelf shit post.

[–]scamperly 49ポイント50ポイント  (5子コメント)

And yet it's got 1200+ karma.

[–]Treekent 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

Many lurkers won't noticed he quoted himself and won't read the comments.

[–]Theriley106 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

Many lurkers won't noticed he quoted himself and won't read the comments.

~ /u/Treekent

[–]tones2013 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i dont see anything wrong with it. hes promoting himself but its still technically oc

[–]Sublimebro 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Almost 2k now. This just confirmed this subreddit is full of teenagers and man children.

[–]HittingSmoke 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

I post in CC and this rivals us for shitposts, something we pride ourselves on.

[–]Wordshark 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

CC?

[–]HittingSmoke 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's kinda like the Illuminati, except it's a subreddit.

[–]Wordshark 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh century club? Or centennial club or whatever? The 100k karma club?

[–]HittingSmoke 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[–]Andy_B_Goode 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

Pao is gone and the mods who were affected by Victoria's firing have had their grievances addressed. Any reasonable thing this sub could have hoped to accomplish has already been accomplished. Anyone who had a legit reason to be here may as well move on.

I predict a rapid descent into chaos, immaturity, professional quotesmanship, conspiracy theories and bravery of all kinds.

[–]eriman 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I predict a rapid descent into [..] professional quotesmanship"

[–]DoctorSteve 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think we still need to be vigilant but we can do that on another sub

[–]Treekent 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I'm going to stick around to watch that descent.

[–]NCEMTP 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep. I'm gone too. This guy's comments are some of the cringiest I've read in a while. Can't allow this sort of bullshit if this sub and its goal want to be taken seriously.

[–]drunkenpinecone 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pack it up boys, OP confirmed he's 12.

[–]sensibleheels 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep, me too. Thanks for playing.

[–]CarlosWeiner 99ポイント100ポイント  (3子コメント)

Finding it hard to breathe up there on your high horse? I don't disagree but fucking hell you have to love yourself to quote yourself. Get a life.

[–]DrunkkSkunkk 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

The quote at the end is just too much cringe, I have to get off Reddit today.

[–]highastronaut 54ポイント55ポイント  (7子コメント)

Definitely autistic or a troll

[–]drunkangel 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

This has nothing to do with autism. People need to stop using autistic as the new term for retarded.

[–]tones2013 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

thats pretty ableist of you. theres nothing wrong with being autistic and austistic people have nothing inherently in common with trolls

[–]Brofessor__Oak 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

Lol can't wait for srs. Don't quote yourself.

[–]DoctorCube 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]Xeno4494 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

For once, I wouldn't blame them.

[–]maskdmirag[🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

So. Um. Who of us wants to /r/Reddit request /r/rememberthehuman ?

[–]Bipolarbear_au 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Happy cake day :)

[–]maskdmirag[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks! I knew it was coming soon

[–]Boise13 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

the people on top do a great job of convincing the masses that their hardship is everyone's hardship

[–]XboxOneController2 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Might want to spell check the first word next time. Kinda makes the whole picture lose its importance.

[–]EvilEyeMonster 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

She looks like skeletor

[–]PoliFactoid 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Likely knew about? I guess. Whatever, shes gone, can we drop it?

[–]Archangellelilstumpz 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Remeber

This is why no one will take you seriously.

[–]solidbatman 23ポイント24ポイント  (21子コメント)

its a fucking internet site. get over yourself.

[–]krystalvstheworld 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

How did this get nearly 2200 upvotes and all the comments are about how cringe worthy it is? Reddit is a strange place.

[–]GatorDontPlayThatSht-----E[S] -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brigade from pao supporters.

[–]Rodents210 10ポイント11ポイント  (8子コメント)

She has nothing to do with her husband's actions. She did shitty things pre-reddit, she did shitty things at reddit, but she isn't affecting you anymore. You don't have to like her, but she gave you what you wanted. She stepped down. Now the least you can do is leave her the fuck alone. Jesus fucking Christ, I hate Ellen Pao, but she doesn't deserve a bunch of sociopathic children online making her life hell after she already gave you what you wanted and walked away.

[–]MsLarvox 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly I do not care if he quoted himself or not. What he said was true. Her and Sam Altman were trying to make people feel bad for the things they said to her. When in real life she is a horrible fucking person. Then after her and Sam Altman and other admins made this whole thing out to be like it was some sexist agenda against her.

"Remember the human" my fucking ass. We remember the human. That's why we act the way we do.. because we don't understand how a human can be this fucking insensitive to others and still feel like she deserves respect.

[–]sltkr 42ポイント43ポイント  (27子コメント)

Pro tip: Ellen Pao is not responsible for whatever wrongs her husband committed.

[–]FapperJohnMD 72ポイント73ポイント  (19子コメント)

She's not completely without blame if she knew something illegal or immoral was going on, though.

[–]iSunMonkey 36ポイント37ポイント  (16子コメント)

Is there proof that she knew something illegal or immoral was happening?

[–]rowawat 42ポイント43ポイント  (14子コメント)

*crickets *

If there were evidence in this vein, presumably it'd be all over reddit.

[–]iSunMonkey 21ポイント22ポイント  (13子コメント)

That's what I assumed. Reddit sure loves witch hunts!

[–]Van_by_the_river 6ポイント7ポイント  (12子コメント)

i mean they are married, and she is a business woman. Did she not wonder where all this money was coming from? And the fact she is still married to him kinda supports the op that she doesn't care about what is right and wrong.

[–]Robotochan 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm married, my wife doesn't know everything I'm doing at work. She doesn't ask me where my money comes from, she just assumes its from work.

[–]awfulmcnofilter 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

My husband doesn't ask me where my money comes from or vice versa. Our accounts are separate. As long as bills get paid, it doesn't matter.

[–]iSunMonkey 12ポイント13ポイント  (7子コメント)

Buddy Fletcher hasn't even been found guilty. He's been accused.

Why is Reddit so gung-ho over civil rights until we're talking about someone the hivemind doesn't like? I'm worried that the culture on Reddit is deteriorating.

[–]ThisAppleThisApple 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone's guilty except for men accused of rape. They're innocent every time fo sho.

[–]rowawat 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

in fairness he is both black and a banker

though i honestly can't hold reddit's animus toward fletcher against it, b/c he is an asshole and guilty as fuck

[–]GaiusBaltar_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because most people here are a bunch of perma-peasants who know they'll never make anything of themselves. They need something to rally about constantly so they can at least feel like they've done something.

[–]closetshitlordette 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did she not wonder where all this money was coming from?

He was managing a hedge fund at the time and falsely reporting profits when he hadn't turned any in years, and only during an unrelated lawsuit did his finances come to light. I don't like Pao, but there's no reason to think she had any idea he was falsely reporting profits. Even if money was coming in, his facade of a successful hedgefund manager would have explained it.

However, he now owes his lawyers in his lost racial discrimination lawsuit $2.7 million, the exact amount Pao essentially tried to extort Kleiner Perkins for in exchange for not appealing her lost gender discrimination lawsuit, so... that one's a little harder to brush off cavalierly.

But OP's quote is kind of bullshit. There are legit reasons to not like Pao; presuming she knew about her husband's shady financial schemes at the time the were going on isn't one of them.

[–]jdub_06 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

also she tried to extort 16million from Kleiner Perkins... they claimed she wasnt promoted because of "sharp elbows"(aka cut throat) and "lacked the ability to lead others, build consensus, and be a team player.”

all things she demonstrated at reddit... now I know this isnt proof of what she knew about her husband... but it sure speaks to her character, esp when she was seeking to take 16million dollars in extortion payment rather than admit she didnt advance because she is a bitch.

if you are willing to play the gender card to the tune of 16mil i doubt you have an issue with your husband doing illegal things if they also bring in money

[–]Crimith -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, no, but its a little fishy that she would have no idea anything weird was going on. The amount of money she sued for in her gender discrimination case (which she lost btw) was the exact amount of money her husband owed for his ponzi scheme. Its just a giant red flag. Probably nothing can be proved, but that doesn't stop it from looking really sketchy, and I'm allowed to speculate.

[–]mindracer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As his wife, she doesn't have to incriminate her husband

[–]BIGGMAN44 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Life pro tip: don't snitch

[–]FedoraRepublic 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her sex discrimination lawsuit (which she lost) was conveniently the amount of money her husband owed for his ponzi scheme.

[–]nybo 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

if she knew of her housebands wrongdoings then she not only didn't stop them, but continued to engage in a romantic relationship with him.

[–]AngryMulbear 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

People fall in love with criminals all the time.

Hell, there's even a dating site for inmates.

[–]Jenks44 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is the stupidest thing I've read today, and the fact that it's preceded by "pro tip" makes it that much worse.

[–]sltkr 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You must not have read much.

[–]life_manager -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uh, surre. She's not responsible, but if they divorced she's entitled to half his stuff.

[–]nerfcaltrops 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

So fucking edgy that you didn't even double-check your spelling or grammar before quoting yourself.

[–]ivanllz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck her. Not in the sexual way.

[–]waka_flocculonodular 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus christ you are a piece of shit.

[–]Red_Hawke 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's no need to twist the knife here. I don't approve of Pao or the decisions she made but it's over, she's not a part of Reddit's administration any more. It's time for all of Reddit as a community to start building for a better future, not dwell over recent history.

[–]jhc1415 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

[citation needed]

[–]HappyMan420 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think somebody needs a break from the Internet..

[–]Teamrayray 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess her hands got cold and dead, huh?

[–]hmmillaskreddit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you Ellen Pao!

[–]MajorMajor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Remember the 150,000 subscribers to /r/fatpeoplehate.

If each subscriber was caused only 30 minutes of angst by Pao's crackdown on free speech, that was 75,000 people-hours of suffering she caused.

There are 8760 hours in a year, so therefore 8.5 years of suffering for Pao personally would roughly be what karma dictates comes back to her.

[–]nezahualcoyotllopez 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who's the guy in glasses

[–]lookmaimalawyer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She really is quite hideous.

[–]Carboi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is your source for claiming she "likely" had this knowledge?

[–]TheFakeJerrySeinfeld 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

And with that, I think it's time to unsubscribe.

She's gone, she did bad, but please stop pile driving it into the ground; some celebratory posts are cool, but this is like she was just arrested for septuple murder. She tried to go toe to toe with something far more powerful that she could've anticipated and lost, brutally. She's not Hitler, she didn't steal millions from a children's cancer fund, she didn't sign a global UN bill that would legalize unlimited pollution and make the national religion Christianity (r/atheism just felt a disturbance there).

Ellen Pao is a still human being, although small in morals and standards, but I think the hate speech circlejerking needs to end. It's over.

[–]RainyReese -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, you're blaming her for her husbands mistakes. Intelligent.

[–]GravyBus -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah! If a person makes poor decisions in their career that negatively effect other peoples' lives or happens to be married to someone who does the same, it totally validates comparing them to Hitler and Chairman Mao and issuing death threats to her! You tell em!

[–]jacob_w -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wow, I think a lot of people may not realize the intent of this post. I'm sure I, as the apologist to OP will also get downvoted (and now for sure downvoted, because for some reasons pointing out that I think this post will be downvoted is viewed as begging or something, and also met with downvotes.), but allow me to explain what I think OP's intent was with this post.

I think he saw all the announcements and such about Ellen Pao this week, and noticed a central theme that we should remember the person behind the internet (this is good advice, especially in response to the amount of vile hate and discontent that was aimed at Ellen herself.) and how a lot of those posts are making Ellen out to be some sort of champion of women's rights and she was bold for the things she did while CEO of reddit even though reddit hated the policies put in place during her tenure. He saw that, and immediately saw the hypocritical nature of it, because if we remeber (pun intended) Ellen, we should automatically assume she was well aware of the circumstances of the people her husband directly affect (and by proxy, she indirectly affected because of her knowledge of his actions. Again, all based on assumption of his guilt [I have no knowledge of his situation, so he may have been found guilty but I have no idea], and the assumption that she knew about his actions.) and therefore if we remember Ellen that way, we see that she is a shitty person. But that's if you make those assumptions.

[–]pelvicmomentumFlair 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not cool, guy.

[–]RedditFuntimeAccount 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quoting yourself ? SMH...

[–]zanielk 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait... your username is from that pig hunting guys videos.... Kyle's cousin...

[–]heykarlll 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

*alleged

[–]TheCastrationKing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's going on here? I'm lost

[–]TheFailClub 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Step one to propaganda: Dehumanize the enemy.

[–]beestrom 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That takes balls To quote yourself...... I like balls

[–]Kaptincook2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some top tier euphoria in this post.

[–]wheeldog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I participated in the blackout on Friday ... and felt proud to do so. My roommate chided me and called me a neck beard for doing so. I said to Ellen Pao "that's what you get for messing with me" (a line from Tank Girl)... my roommate insists that reddit is nothing but lonely neckbeards who got their panties in a twist and despite the fact that I am a 53 year old woman, she insists that it was stupid to have a fit over Ellen.

I do not like it when my roommate belittles me like that. I think that I have been a member of reddit long enough to have pride in community and want what is right and fair for my community. My roommate can suck an egg.

[–]skrimpster-----E -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___SJW-SJW-SJW-SJW Don't mind me.

[–]Was_going_2_say_that -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

So when do we merge with r/circlejerk?

[–]unicornlord -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

brah you know she's still on board, right?

[–]Waspus -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we cut it with the anti-Pao circlejerk? We won. It's over. She's gone. /u/spez is back. There is nothing more to fight for.

[–]jld2k6 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Besides "remeber the human" you said "held back for year". Proof read that shit first man!

[–]Robotochan 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Especially, if you're quoting yourself.

Not only is it a shitty quote, it's a shitty quote riddled with mistakes.

[–]milkdrinker7 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

RIP OP's comment karma.

[–]lee_saaan -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

and hey, you remember your fedora on the way out of your basement op!

[–]Lilly_Satou -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are all huge babies

[–]samabizzle -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I fail to see how such maliciousness of this kind can be of any value to the pursuit of a more fair and a more free platform in which to share and ideas. In my opinion this post is unnecessarily spiteful.

[–]GatorDontPlayThatSht-----E[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maliciousness = posting facts and a picture

Stop trying to associate my post with harassment and hate, neither had anything to do with it.

[–]LivingLosDream -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am impressed that someone fired someone with leukemia. How does that work? Is it a spell that is thrown toward someone?

[–]Kallamez-----€ -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Source on the first two claims?

[–]BrownGhost10 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do you masturbate to a mirror?

[–]Iamadinocopter -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

aww. you're butthurt still.

[–]EmperorSofa -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This subreddit is a three ring shitshow.

[–]RegisteredUserSr -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I got you back gator

[–]ZettaSlow -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is both the best/saddest thing I've ever seen on this awful website..lol