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[–]GuyAboveIsStupid 4348ポイント4349ポイント  (359子コメント)

What happens if two gay dudes get drunk and have sex? Are they both charged with rape?

/r/ShowerThoughts

[–]StarBeasting 1487ポイント1488ポイント  (106子コメント)

Only the "top" would be charged.

[–]makesterriblejokes 2494ポイント2495ポイント  (90子コメント)

Even if the other guy is a "power bottom"?

[–]theydeletedme 549ポイント550ポイント  (52子コメント)

[–]Thrall_So_Hard 330ポイント331ポイント  (40子コメント)

Speed has everything to do with it.

[–]nefariouslothario 100ポイント101ポイント  (18子コメント)

"he was a twank versatile, you watch yourself"

"ooh i would never be able to satisfy him"

[–]tovarish22 [スコア非表示]  (17子コメント)

"A twank on the other hand, that's no good. That's a twink and a skank. Essentially a rag doll that's been tossed around from twink to twunk to bear to otter.

"Wait, wait, wait a minute. What's an otter?"

"Subsection of bear. Still hairy but whereas a bear generates his power through sheer mass alone, the otter generates his power through extraordinary quickness, cunning, and skill."

[–]LawOfTangents 1194ポイント1195ポイント  (81子コメント)

Neither would be charged. According to the poster, only women can't give consent while drunk.

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 608ポイント609ポイント  (63子コメント)

If two drunk lesbians have sex, were they both raped?

[–]Heinelover 471ポイント472ポイント  (44子コメント)

They were both the rapist and rape victim. It cancels out, its simple math.

[–]Devlinukr 869ポイント870ポイント  (36子コメント)

No no, the male bartender who sold them the drinks is guilty of drugging them and inciting rape silly.

Edit Wow thanks for the gold!

[–]DrUnnecessary 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

The burden falls to the nearest male in the vicinity.

[–]vitriolic_amalgamati 215ポイント216ポイント  (0子コメント)

Undeniably. In fact, the woman should forego a lawyer and have the poster represent her in court.

[–]The_Juggler17 576ポイント577ポイント  (40子コメント)

What about divorce?

If both spouses are men, how does the court know which one to screw over in the divorce?

[–]Avestrial 441ポイント442ポイント  (2子コメント)

maybe this has been the real problem with gay marriage all along

[–]nonconformist3 73ポイント74ポイント  (9子コメント)

You know, with this whole gay marriage thing happening, judges will have to seriously review who gets what in a divorce. Might work out for straight guys positively.

[–]Mithious 2959ポイント2960ポイント x3 (58子コメント)

No, if a gay guy regrets having sex the morning after we just chalk that one up to experience and move on with our lives instead of being a right cunt and trying to ruin someone else's life.

[–]zxcsd 798ポイント799ポイント  (75子コメント)

What if two lesbians had drunk sex? who's the rapist then?

[–]WickedIsGood 2843ポイント2844ポイント  (79子コメント)

Most unrealistic part is how Jake was charged the next day. Our justice system is slow as fuck.

[–]SalamanderUponYou 794ポイント795ポイント  (19子コメント)

Maybe he's a serial rapist and he was being charged with rape in a completely unrelated case.

[–]SawinBunda 212ポイント213ポイント  (10子コメント)

Our justice system is slow as fuck.

Conveniently, colleges don't depend on it.

[–]Flafff 198ポイント199ポイント  (7子コメント)

Jake will probably be expelled from school next day tho, way before any kind of process

[–]vickipaperclips 2377ポイント2378ポイント  (265子コメント)

So does this mean that as a woman, I'm no longer accountable for anything I do once I'm drunk? Because there are definitely some illegal things I wanted to try. Also, DUI's? I guess those don't exist either then, since we're on the "blame it on the alcohol" train here.

Edit: just for the people taking this a little too serious, I'm using sarcasm to show that I think this is a stupid way of thinking. I thought it was obvious, but apparently some people don't find it so.

[–]day_for_night_ 1280ポイント1281ポイント  (166子コメント)

Yeah I'm surprised at this ad, I've (Australia) only seen ones with the opposite message, eg - http://i.imgur.com/Gv6cO0y.jpg

[–]memeship 915ポイント916ポイント  (53子コメント)

I really feel like Americans would flip their shit at an ad like that.

[–]scootscoot 851ポイント852ポイント  (16子コメント)

Are you suggesting that people be responsible for their own actions? Yeah, that's not going to go over well.

[–]BulletBilll 317ポイント318ポイント  (10子コメント)

It's always the Liberals or Conservatives or Illegals or Minorities or Wealthy or Poor or Corporation or Gay people's fault that I drove on the sidewalk drunk.

[–]El_Dumfuco 371ポイント372ポイント  (3子コメント)

Treating women like responsible adults? That's insane!

[–]AlmostSandwich 51ポイント52ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't understand this tug-of-war bullshit that keeps going on where one group shouts blame him and the other blame her. They both made a shitty decision and they both need to fix that in the future.

[–]Charlemagne2014 331ポイント332ポイント  (35子コメント)

Let's say this goes to trial and is thrown out, no harm done right?

Well, no.

The guy will be kicked out of college because, as numerous cases have shown, universities are more concerned about showing force against this than providing any sort of due diligence in prosecuting. You only need a preponderance of evidence (literally hearsay and conjecture) and the school will kick him out less they are accused of protecting rapists.

Meanwhile, the guys name will appear in the newspaper as someone arrested of rape. His mugshot will appear on the internet. When a potential employer (or gf, or family member, or friend) looks him up online they will see the charges. The company isnt going to take a chance in hiring him so he wont be able to get a decent job. People will think that he is guilty and only got off on some technicality.

Basically, his life is ruined. The "victim" in the case legally will never have her name released. It is the perfect situation to destroy someone. Can you think of any other instance where you can accuse someone of a crime with NO evidence and then that person's life is destroyed simply because of the accusation? And, added to that, there are no repercussions for the accuser--heck the accuser is still treated as a victim even when it comes out they lied.

[–]Resipiscence [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

More men... All men... Who are kicked out of school and harmed should sue their accuser and their school and anybody else involved in these modern legal lynchings.

Sue for defamation. Sue for the financial harm, now and in the future. Sue for the lost time. Sue!

[–]snowcone_wars [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Which is exactly what the guy who Matress Girl claimed raped her is doing. And yet, as is generally the case with these things, almost no one knows this. Because everyone jumped on the story when it first happened and turned it into a movement, it won't really matter when (and it is when, not if) he wins the case against Columbia, becuase no one will care to really know about it, and his reputation will be associated with rape in the minds of most who heard the story.

[–]Waldemar-Firehammer [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

If you're talking about the USA. Other countries if it turns out someone lied then there is a huge retraction by the press, and reversal off charges. The accuser is then charged, put in the sex offender registry, and fined a huge amount to go to the accused.

[–]Cakemiddleton 5343ポイント5344ポイント x2 (802子コメント)

So according to this ad men can still think clearly enough to be charged with a crime when drunk but women are plainly too stupid to know better

[–]Epithemus 4534ポイント4535ポイント  (519子コメント)

Clearly this means women can't be charged for crimes while drunk. They're not responsible for that behavior.

[–]TheGreyGuardian 4567ポイント4568ポイント  (239子コメント)

Clearly this means women should not be legally allowed to drink alcohol because their inferior brains can't handle it.

[–]Sooper_trooker 3097ポイント3098ポイント  (212子コメント)

Yes the drinking age for woman should be raised to 45.

[–]ThisVersionOfMyself 2814ポイント2815ポイント  (193子コメント)

I would say 60. Have you ever seen a ladies night out for 40 and 50 year olds?

They're worse than 20 year olds.

[–]Cornwall 845ポイント846ポイント  (144子コメント)

Me: Hmm, I've never actually seen a middle aged ladies night out...

Thinks about it

Me: Nope, that can stay the fuck away from me, thanks.

[–]SillyOperator 1094ポイント1095ポイント  (79子コメント)

As a bartender, it's fucking terrible. Think women who are already filled with regret, so they really don't give a fuck about what happens. It's like having an already established porn star go on Girls Gone Wild. Oh and since they don't get out much, they're going to cram an entire year's worth of drinking into one night.

Tl; dnr More regret, less shame, no tips. Good for single guys though.

Edit: word

[–]Open_To_Suggestions_ 1247ポイント1248ポイント  (42子コメント)

Good for single guys though.

So we can get charged with rape because their inferior brains can't handle alcohol.

No Thanks!

Edit: My highest rated comment is about rape. Stay classy reddit :)

[–]ThisVersionOfMyself 144ポイント145ポイント  (50子コメント)

Early to mid 40s. Sometimes late 30s is a womans highest sex drive. If none of them have been laid in a while, its like a group of 18 year old boys. After the 3rd bottle of wine, they're a mess.

[–]breakone9r 245ポイント246ポイント  (19子コメント)

My wife is mid 30s, if this is her highest sex drive, then I should just go become a fucking monk.

[–]CowardiceNSandwiches 47ポイント48ポイント  (2子コメント)

After the 3rd bottle of wine, they're a mess potentially a lot of fun.

[–]TheGreyGuardian 140ポイント141ポイント  (1子コメント)

After the 3rd bottle of wine, they're a mess potentially a lot of fun rape victims.

[–]Sloppy1sts 61ポイント62ポイント  (0子コメント)

"You can't arrest us! We're high, we don't understand our rights!"

-Ricky

[–]THE_CENTURION 1091ポイント1092ポイント  (75子コメント)

Yup. Women drives drunk and kills a person?

No way she should be held accountable, I mean she was drunk! If she was sober, she never would have driven the car while impaired.

Woman starts a fight and puts someone in the hospital?

Well she was drunk! She can't be charged with assault! That's ridiculous, she wasn't of sound mind, you can't hold her to what she did, if she were sober she would have never hit that person.

Oh she said "yes" to sex after drinking?

Noooooooo that doesn't count. She would never have had sex with that man if she were sober. That man's a rapist! Lock him up! No, you don't need any evidence, just do it!

[–]ivosaurus 874ポイント875ポイント  (16子コメント)

If she was sober, she never would have driven the car while impaired.

I love the perfect circular logic in this sentence.

[–]DungeonDepartment 821ポイント822ポイント  (93子コメント)

Inherently, this sets a precedent that states that women cannot act in accordance with their conscious self when in an altered state of thinking.

This means that a woman is understood to be of lower mental capacity than a man would be, and has objective limitations that would justify treating them as second-class citizens.

This is, of course, running under the assumption that thus sign is real, and I refuse to believe anyone is THAT stupid.

[–]jubbergun 707ポイント708ポイント  (25子コメント)

This is, of course, running under the assumption that thus sign is real, and I refuse to believe anyone is THAT stupid.

Ah, the enviable, hopeful ignorance of youth. As you grow older not only will you find that many people can be that special kind of stupid, but when you're not paying close attention that you yourself can be, too.

[–]doughboy011 189ポイント190ポイント  (12子コメント)

but when you're not paying close attention that you yourself can be, too.

I should tape this to my wall to take a gander at each morning.

[–]SNeddie 41ポイント42ポイント  (2子コメント)

The sign is real. As someone who is forced to attend annual training on this I can assure you it's real. It's outdated as shit but that's exactly the type of BS we were being fed for years in the USAF. Our favorite question to ask after being briefed about this both drunk situation was, who can claim rape if they are drunk? I shit you not, their response was whoever makes it to the Sexual Response and Coordinator office first.

[–]redinator 202ポイント203ポイント  (47子コメント)

They ought to stay at home really, it's for their own good.

[–]gorilla_head 365ポイント366ポイント  (45子コメント)

"female on male attacks are categorized as "made to penetrate" (unless penetration of a male occurs using an object or other means) and are not included in official rape statistics, but are assessed separately under sexual violence."

[–]notadog__AMA 147ポイント148ポイント  (34子コメント)

I heard (on like CSI or SUV, so totally solid info) that rape means putting something in another persons orifice without consent, so if that is the definition, men can still definitely be raped but being made to penetrate would indeed count as a separate thing. Which I think can be problematic, and in my opinion being made to penetrate should be seen in the same way.

[–]hurrrrrmione 137ポイント138ポイント  (21子コメント)

The FBI's definition of rape is "Penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim."

However in most cases in the United States a rape case is going to fallen under state jurisdiction, and state rape and sexual assault laws vary. Some states don't even use the word 'rape' in their penal codes. You can check the rape and sexual assault laws by state here: https://www.rainn.org/public-policy/laws-in-your-state

[–]Traiklin 962ポイント963ポイント  (48子コメント)

Ok here's my plan, I'm going to gather up 5 women, get them "Intoxicated" (remember one drink is considered intoxicated) and then take them to rob a bank.

After they steal all the money we can split it up and live happy lives, since they were "Intoxicated" they can't be tried for the robbery! it's fool proof.

[–]welsh_dragon_roar 238ポイント239ポイント  (31子コメント)

What if they're sick all over the money and poo in the getaway car?

[–]CreedDidNothingWrong 4003ポイント4004ポイント  (347子コメント)

So that's how it's gonna be, eh, ladies? Fine. We'll just start fucking each other. Supreme Court says it's legal. Let's get weird fellas.

[–]Why_You_Mad_ 254ポイント255ポイント  (47子コメント)

This raises a very important point. If two men are drunk and have sex, who gets charged with the rape?

[–]Rhaski 75ポイント76ポイント  (14子コメント)

or two women. with a double ended dildo. think about it. neither can give consent, both have been penetrated, by the same object. is it considered, like, an accident or something?

[–]koy5 118ポイント119ポイント  (39子コメント)

Just wait till the fuck robots come.

[–]Ihateants 144ポイント145ポイント  (30子コメント)

I want to support you but I hate your name. Creed did a LOT wrong.

[–]NinjaKlaus 885ポイント886ポイント  (64子コメント)

The blurry part says Coastal Carolina University, I cannot find any mentions of this poster actually being real though. It's possible they took a lot of flak for it and pulled it though, or I just can't google.

This is clearly a two way street, I think if I were the Jake, I'd issue a request for charges against her as well.

[–]TJPope 663ポイント664ポイント  (32子コメント)

I attended CCU years ago and can confirm seeing the poster and laughing at the insane logic behind it. I don't remember if it was a short lived ad program or not though.

[–]Deto 252ポイント253ポイント  (21子コメント)

The poster seems to almost intentionally emphasize the absurdity. I wonder if the graphics designer assigned to the job arranged it that way on purpose?

[–]mjstc 213ポイント214ポイント  (7子コメント)

As a graphic designer, I can confirm we have the power to emphasise absurdity. Almost looks like a weird rom-com film poster.

[–]projectbluue 2818ポイント2819ポイント  (164子コメント)

Setting back womens rights about 50 years.

[–]notadog__AMA 680ポイント681ポイント  (42子コメント)

our feeble female bodies just can't handle alcohol in the same way the strong male bodies can, and therefore we cannot be held responsible for our drunk actions! Men are always in control, no matter how much alcohol they drink. It's simple biology!

/s

[–]TheRighteousTyrant 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

When it's a legitimate drunkenness, men's bodies have a way to shut that whole thing down. /s

[–]ponyass 5341ポイント5342ポイント x3 (1736子コメント)

Men can be raped to, Jake couldn't consent, Josie should be charged with rape as well.

[–]CallMeZach 4776ポイント4777ポイント  (468子コメント)

They totally raped each other!

[–]Just1morefix 4312ポイント4313ポイント  (359子コメント)

Mutual rape. It's so illogical it makes perfect sense!

[–]hurtsdonut_ 2046ポイント2047ポイント  (218子コメント)

A negative times a negative is a positive.

[–]PM_ME_POTATO_PICS 1343ポイント1344ポイント  (173子コメント)

Exactly! Like when your campfire is getting out of control, light more fires to fight it. Fight fire with fire.

But that's how my town lost the train station.

Still a useful trick most of the time.

Edit: since no one has said it yet (twelve times), this is actually a popular method for putting out forest fires. I live in Saskatchewan, and we currently have many forest fires up north. Damn yokels keep lighting our train station on fire trying to preserve the forests. The method doesn't fucking work.

[–]Gggeshenien 201ポイント202ポイント  (29子コメント)

You just start more fires until the world is on fire. The world becomes fire and all of humanity must adapt, or die.

Soon the living generations develop skin that is fire retardant, becoming thick, leathery and dark. Their offspring become shorter in an effort to stay below the ever present smoke that rises. On their bellies they crawl through burning embers of fires that shaped their own history.

The eyes that were once wide and bright now become very small and closed to keep the smoke out. In a further attempt at keeping they smoke out, they develop a second eyelid in order to see whilst avoiding smoke coming into their eyes.

As the generations pass, people no longer walk on two legs and become 4 legged creatures, with long, black bodies covered in thick leathery hide.

And that, kids is how we turned into fire geckos*.

Edit: by popular demand, we become fire lizards instead of crocodiles. I agree that this is a strictly better definition.

[–]MasterHooman 529ポイント530ポイント  (57子コメント)

Rape the rapist. A classic win win situation.

[–]Lobstrositiesbitme 617ポイント618ポイント  (32子コメント)

Michael: Okay so Kevin makes sexually suggestive remark at Angela. My solution is that Angela is now allowed to make sexually suggestive remarks at Kevin.

Kevin: I accept.

[–]dangerousopinions 522ポイント523ポイント  (63子コメント)

Not unlike charging a minor for possession of child porn for having photographs of themselves on their phone? You're both the perpetrator and the victim and you must be prosecuted to protect yourself from yourself.

[–]84username 392ポイント393ポイント  (37子コメント)

Believe it or not, you can actually charge a minor as an adult for making nude pictures of themselves.

Think about that for awhile. It's enough to make your head explode.

[–]WTFppl 118ポイント119ポイント  (9子コメント)

They both need restraining orders against themselves so they cant get within 500ft of their own person.

[–]tehfly 212ポイント213ポイント  (32子コメント)

I'm expecting the first rape vs rape case any day now.

[–]hurtsdonut_ 97ポイント98ポイント  (21子コメント)

So do they both get assigned a prosecutor and both hire a defense attorney? I'm confused how this would work.

[–]tehfly 47ポイント48ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm thinking there might be an opening for a new kind of divorce lawyers.

[–]Vlaid 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

Depends on the gender of the attorneys, and whether or not the attorneys are sober enough to legally consent to everything.

[–]sillymod 1138ポイント1139ポイント  (229子コメント)

I think a lot of people are missing that rape laws often explicitly require penetration. (I do not condone this, I am simply reporting the laws.)

For example:

FBI Definition: Previously, offense data for forcible rape was collected under the legacy UCR definition: the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will. Beginning with the 2013 data year, the term “forcible” was removed from the offense title, and the definition was changed. The revised UCR definition of rape is: Penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.

UK Definition: A person commits rape if they intentionally penetrate the vagina, anus or mouth of another person with their penis without consent.

Canada removed "rape" from the legal code, and changed the laws to have degrees of sexual assault that account for a gender-blind definition for sexual activity without consent. One might argue that this is very progressive, but opponents of the change (anti-rape activists, primarily) argued it was regressive.

So, in the legal definitions in the US, the only way the female could possibly be guilty of rape is if she used an object to penetrate the male via the anus or the mouth. In the UK, she cannot rape him no matter what she does.

[–]This_Land_Is_My_Land 427ポイント428ポイント  (6子コメント)

Some laws are changing it over to include "forced made to penetrate" as well.

And that's how it should be -- Rape is rape regardless of whether or not it's a male or female. Statistics should show both. Both are equally as important. Women are not incompetent, lesser beings who need to be protected all the time. It affects everyone.

Laws can be changed, and this should. There simply cannot be equality between men and women if something like this happens.

Yes, OP's picture is making me unreasonably angry.

[–]MalZoclypso 811ポイント812ポイント  (89子コメント)

Wow. Thank you for this input.

So.. as a dude, when a woman I don't want to have sex with gets me drunk, slips me a Viagra, and holding me down rides my frightened, yet erect member... that's not rape because her clitoris didn't enter my asshole?

Wow. That is messed up.

[–]kangareagle 120ポイント121ポイント  (5子コメント)

There doesn't have to be Viagra. Men and women can be sexually excited without wanting to have sex with the person in front of them.

This is part of the problem. "You were hard, so you must have wanted it." No.

Some female rape victims have the same issue because it's not unheard of for them to have an orgasm while being raped. Many people (including by the victims) can't understand how that could happen. But orgasms and erections are not a sign of consent.

[–]ducemon 816ポイント817ポイント  (61子コメント)

But wait,it gets better! She can still accuse you of rape!

[–]_bad_ 720ポイント721ポイント  (43子コメント)

And if she gets pregnant, you get to pay for the kid!

[–]Lord_of_the_Bunnies 317ポイント318ポイント  (19子コメント)

There were two articles on reddit ( separate cases) how a male minor was statutorily raped by a woman, the woman got pregnant, and then the state made the minor pay child support to his rapist.

[–]linesreadlines 1665ポイント1666ポイント  (623子コメント)

[–]Orbitir 173ポイント174ポイント  (14子コメント)

and we can repeat the results! yay for science.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M0MW6ON484

[–]CheetahRei 91ポイント92ポイント  (4子コメント)

Wow, this one was so much better done. It was way more balanced, and a lot more believable. If anything, the woman was being more physically abusive, and yet people were just pointing and laughing. Just wow.

[–]SecondHarleqwin 166ポイント167ポイント  (65子コメント)

Seen the first, hadn't seen the second. Fucking hell, that was rough. Really interesting to watch though.

[–]letsgofightdragons 123ポイント124ポイント  (33子コメント)

"Why Rape is Sincerely Hilarious" revealed an otherwise-overlooked victim while the Public Experiment highlighted the discrepancy of gender social inequality. Two powerful videos.

I'm conflicted on that final picture. They mean well, but probably would not garner the reactions they're after, especially on the internet.

[–]my_initials_are_ooo 562ポイント563ポイント  (324子コメント)

It's like all the guys are just standing around to jump in if he ever retaliates.

[–]Traiklin 631ポイント632ポイント  (271子コメント)

Cause it's a girl and girls don't know how to fight, plus if they step in and save the day they get to have sex with them.

[–]Feduppanda 476ポイント477ポイント  (97子コメント)

Holy shit, that was some tough material to watch. That first video was intense, not sure if that guy was an actor or actually talking about himself.

That second video was some of the worst acting I've ever seen but still completely achieved its message. No one lifted a finger even when the girl had been hurting the guy for an extended period of time. Guy stands up for himself and instantly there are 20 guys that want to damn near murder him. A double standard that is not soon to go away, sad. (Not condoning physical violence, just an observation)

[–]CountryBoy06260 395ポイント396ポイント  (75子コメント)

Worst part is she will claim victim.... a woman can punch and kick and scratch and smack a man repeatedly and the second man pushes her away everyone attacks him. Cops will side with her etc....

That second video seriously made me sick. I want to kick that black dudes ass so bad. You just saw her beating on him and him trying to walk away. She followed him and kept assaulting him and he finally uses a little force and you freak on him? Bullshit

[–]Mollelarssonq 184ポイント185ポイント  (13子コメント)

That had me super mad as well. Not only because of the whiteknight syndrome, but also because he was being super agressive himself, shoving him multiple times. Almost looking for a fight.

[–]Jazzeki 245ポイント246ポイント  (4子コメント)

ofcourse he was looking for a fight.

and look at what a jackpot target he found

  1. the guy has allready shown himself to be a pushover get knocked around by a girl. easy target to win a fight with

  2. even if he's looking to start a fight here nobody will actually do anything against him. since you know he just beat up the guy who "attacked" a girl.

  3. if things go south and the guy can actually win the fight 1+2 ensures that he has plenty of backup waiting to kick the guys ass.

[–]colorcorrection 25ポイント26ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yeah, and while it was still messed up that the first group only acknowledged the violence of the man, they handled the situation much better than the guys trying to pick a fight in the second group. They created a barrier between the two and actively just tried to stop any further conflict from anyone. The guys in the second group were clearly looking for a fight with their actions.

[–]SIGRemedy 71ポイント72ポイント  (1子コメント)

That first clip is insanely powerful.. I hadn't seen it before.

[–]Hey-its-that-asshole 1563ポイント1564ポイント  (184子コメント)

He can't consent either. They're both wrong.

But it's his fault, because he wears blue shirts.

Edit: lots of comments off mine, want to clarify a few things: no means no, bad touch is bad. Mix alcohol in, shit gets real complicated. Damn well need a written consent form with witnesses from a time prior to alcohol consumption to be safe if someone, male or female, cries rape. I'm just poking fun at the situation but the truth is, that's some scary shit.

[–]Tall_dark_and_lying 287ポイント288ポイント  (152子コメント)

Neither of them were wrong.
It's not like someone else takes control of your brain when you are drunk. If you drunkenly decide to sleep with someone it's not rape just because "I would never have done that sober".

[–]give_me_a_user_name 311ポイント312ポイント  (53子コメント)

Actually there was a court case where both parties were drunk, later on the woman said it was rape because she couldn't give consent. The end decision was that they couldn't give consent to each other so the rape charge was thrown out.

[–]unclemilton1 268ポイント269ポイント  (37子コメント)

This would probably be the case in a real trial. On the other hand the rape charge would probably be upheld if it was in a university court.

[–]Zyr47 147ポイント148ポイント  (14子コメント)

That and the damage to the man's reputation has already been done. It's like if someone is accused of being a pedophile, even if proved innocent the person is still treated like shit (if not attacked before then already)

[–]BreakfastJunkie 481ポイント482ポイント  (132子コメント)

I got married when I was 19. My ex-wife/now on going 8 years girlfriend is two years older than me. We got drunk and had sex when I was underage.

Did I rape her or did she rape me?

[–]PaulAttacks 252ポイント253ポイント  (49子コメント)

Is your girlfriend your ex wife?

[–]BreakfastJunkie 378ポイント379ポイント  (47子コメント)

Yup. Got married in 04. Divorced in 06. Got back together in late 2008 and get along better than ever since then. The time apart did us both good as painful as it was.

[–]PaulAttacks 194ポイント195ポイント  (26子コメント)

Man, that's something. Glad you could make it work.

[–]BreakfastJunkie 102ポイント103ポイント  (22子コメント)

Thanks. It always requires tweaking though. Talking is always better than yelling or bottling it up.

Not trying to be preachy.

[–]Lamaste 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well of course your first time together didn't work out, it was based on a double rape!

[–]skabbo 68ポイント69ポイント  (40子コメント)

Did I rape her or did she rape me?

Since you were underaged she sexually assaulted you, remember, forced enveloping isn't considered rape by the FBI definition.

I was wrong, statutory rape in the US does not require penetration or enveloping.

If you were older then you would have raped her. Theres no law stating this of course, thats just how the court deals with cases like that.

[–]splurgeon 267ポイント268ポイント  (32子コメント)

What's the organization that put this ad out? It's in the bottom right but too blurry to tell what it says.

[–]Leftycrow 401ポイント402ポイント  (75子コメント)

This isn't an accurate statement of the law, at least not in any jurisdiction I'm familiar with (I'm a military prosecutor by trade). However, this is consistent with what I've seen from many victim advocacy groups. Frankly misinformation like this does more harm than good from a prosecutor's standpoint, because any smart defense counsel will ask the victim if this is what she was taught. If so, they can then argue that she only "cried rape" because her miseducation about the subject caused her to believe she was sexually assaulted, when in reality, she made a decision that she now regrets.

Just being "drunk" has no legal significance for either the victim or the accused. Voluntary intoxication is not a defense to sexual assault. Therefore a court can only view the accused's actions through the eyes of how a reasonable, sober person would act. The law states that a person who is "substantially incapacitated" cannot consent to sex and that the accused knew or should have known about that condition. Basically that means that a victim has to be so drunk that they lose the capacity to consent, i.e., really, really drunk, and the offender knew it.

The choice of whether to charge this case in civilian jurisdictions belongs to the prosecutor and in military jurisdictions it belongs to the commander (who almost always follows the recommendations of his prosecutor). Hopefully the prosecutor takes all of the facts into account before charging someone in this type of case.

TLDR - The system works as well as it reasonably can, but this poster is a misstatement of the law.

[–]SIGRemedy 582ポイント583ポイント  (171子コメント)

It actually has more to do with who can and who cannot be charged with rape. According to the FBI, who recently brought their rules for rape cases in line with the majority of states... "The penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim." Link

So the issue isn't so much SJW or anything, but that the actual legal definition of rape is define as the act of penetrating someone. Obviously, if both the male and female in a sexual act are too drunk to consent, only one of them is even equipped to rape the other.

Whether that is fair or not is another story, but that's the law behind it.

[–]RUST_LIFE 648ポイント649ポイント  (58子コメント)

So lets get this straight. If you're male and are going to have drunken sex, you have to insist she fingers you 'for legal reasons'

Brb off to tell my wife its the law

[–]connstar97 44ポイント45ポイント  (14子コメント)

By this definition he could be anally raped by the woman or object, but clearly the definition needs to change as there is grey area left over that leaves men vulnerable to sexual abuse

[–]iDirtyDianaX 147ポイント148ポイント  (12子コメント)

There's a difference between a little drunk and slurring/stumbling/passed out. This is bullshit. In this case, why is HE able to consent, then? He's drinking, too. Bad PSA.

[–]lgrevenl 35ポイント36ポイント  (6子コメント)

I think it's just a crappy definition of rape in most jurisdictions. Just get her to stick her finger up your bum beforehand and then you'll be square in terms of the legal definition of rape

Edit: in some jurisdictions, rape is defined as only vaginal penetration. Which is totally lame.

[–]OrionSouthernStar 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is satire, right? Please tell me this is just a joke.