• say “I’m not like other girls” • wear “natural” make up but never talk about make up or display any evidence of your grooming habits • be super skinny but also never turn down a burger • join in when men discuss women’s bodies as sexual objects • let men use sexist slurs like “bitch” around you • hate on feminism • validate men’s opinions when they say women are stupid and shallow • say “not all men” whenever women want to talk about misogyny • talk about women as if we are animals that exist in two breeds: the Fuck Meat and the Cool Girls • talk about how much better men are • shame other women and talk about how much you’re not like them because women are inferior to men • join in on the misogynistic jokes, laugh at the oppression of women • prioritize men in everything • in an argument always take the man’s side • laugh along and agree when men make belittling jokes about your abilities • laugh along about how funny it is that all the female stereotypes apply to you and you’re proud to be submissive to men • then go and bring them beers and make them sandwiches when they ask just to be ironic • simultaneously hold the contradictory opinion that you are a free thinker unlike other women • agree with everything men say