How to be the Cool Girl

say “I’m not like other girls”
wear “natural” make up but never talk about make up or display any evidence of your grooming habits
be super skinny but also never turn down a burger
join in when men discuss women’s bodies as sexual objects
let men use sexist slurs like “bitch” around you
hate on feminism
validate men’s opinions when they say women are stupid and shallow
say “not all men” whenever women want to talk about misogyny
talk about women as if we are animals that exist in two breeds: the Fuck Meat and the Cool Girls
talk about how much better men are
shame other women and talk about how much you’re not like them because women are inferior to men
join in on the misogynistic jokes, laugh at the oppression of women
prioritize men in everything
in an argument always take the man’s side
laugh along and agree when men make belittling jokes about your abilities
laugh along about how funny it is that all the female stereotypes apply to you and you’re proud to be submissive to men
then go and bring them beers and make them sandwiches when they ask just to be ironic
simultaneously hold the contradictory opinion that you are a free thinker unlike other women
agree with everything men say

10 Jul / 35 reblog