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metaEllen Pao Resigns (self.ShitRedditSays)

CressCrowbitsSuper Charged Man Basher が 投稿

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/3cucye/an_old_team_at_reddit/

Congratulations Reddit, through spreading lies and misinformation you successfully harrassed yet another women in tech, and a rare female CEO, with your relentless and sexist abuse, into quitting her job.

And look, the second highest (and gilded) post in the official announcement thread, is this hilarious pun:

Pao! Right in the kisser.

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/3cucye/an_old_team_at_reddit/csz1bf6

With over 1500 upvotes in just FIFTEEN MINUTES after the announcement, this hilarious joke comes courtesy of a moderator of coontown, named after the racist murderer who killed nine people in Charleston just over a month ago.

YOU DID IT, REDDIT. YOU DID IT.

Edit: Warning - arseholes incoming! Archangelles, charge up the bencannons.

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[–]connorclangequity meninist 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

I want to imagine she saw the child porn thread yesterday and decided this place was beyond saving

[–]Chaika712it's German for "the cis scum, the" 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Burn it down. Put every redditor in the gulags.

[–]xach_hill 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh god do I even wanna know what that is

[–]SRS_IS_GOD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Child porn is apparently illegal because of all the soccer moms, and it brings no harm to society because it's just ones and zeroes.

Because no child is left emotionally scarred from being raped and filmed ever. Nuh uh, it's just ones and zeroes.

You know what else is just ones and zeroes? Banning FPH.

Let's destroy reddit.

[–]RytlockfoxA true warrior for social justice and equality! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did I miss something? Was Reddit being shit again?

[–]RanchoUnicorno 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

but srs is le real brigade

[–]DieRaketmensch:-( 35ポイント36ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't remember, did reddit get so aggressively outraged when male CEOs banned r/niggers, r/beatingwomen, r/creepshots, r/jailbate that they hounded them out with deaththreats?

No?

I guess redditors just loved r/fatpeoplehate more, it's probably nothing to do with how entitled man-chilren are when women tell them what they're doing is objectively terrible.

Good job reddit admin team. Put some white dude in charge again, that'll show'em whose boss.

[–]reptart 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, 3 of those were pretty illegal. Most people were happy that they were gone.

I wouldn't say it was because the CEO at the time was male

[–]emoteo876 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well none of those were as big as FPH. Where's the harm in killing a hermit.

[–]2DECommunist overlord 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yay... I never really cared about this whole Pao thing. But of course how could I ignore it, that's why I stayed in r/fullcommunism :p

[–]benzimo 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol at /r/blackout2015 claiming responsibility

also that people are celebrating over the fact that an interim CEO is leaving. yeah who would have fucking expected that it's unthinkable.

[–]heidismiles 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

On the banning of FPH:

I'm sure G.W. Bush considers the Patriot Act a success too.
+7

LOLOLOL

[–]muchacho_loco 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Literally 1984.

[–]Riding_Wind_Reborn 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Let's not trivialize the racist and unethical nature of the Patriot Act, even if Reddit hates it.

I know this subreddit has a lot of /r/circlebroke overlap, but the amount of America apologism on here can be pretty ridiculous at times.

[–]muchacho_loco 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was trivializing Reddit's comparison of banning fat people hate to the patriot act, not denying or belittling the patriot act's awfulness.

I absolutely stand against the patriot act. I think it's a real issue, not like the admins of reddit banning hate and harassment subs.

[–]heidismiles 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

How about let's not compare the Patriot Act with the banning of FPH.

[–]endorphins_ 58ポイント59ポイント  (4子コメント)

to maintain reddit as the place where the most open and honest conversations with the entire world can happen.

lol

[–]llamacrusade 37ポイント38ポイント  (2子コメント)

Black people are worse!
No, women are worse!
No, Muslims are worse!

DAE straight white males must discriminated against?

Honesty!

[–]allaboutthatbrassFempress of d00m 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Straight white males are literally the most persecuted group in the 21st Century.

But will you stop with this victim complex tumblr pls??

[–]sophandrosActually, it's about ethics in jackdaw studies 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So I guess black female Muslims are literally Hitler...

[–]gregsg 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

i wonder what their next for topic of conversation will be... maybe "how do we persuade fat people in r/suicidewatch to kill themselves" or, perhaps, "so when can we all get our dicks out and jack off to pictures of kids again?"

[–]hold_my_pabstHand me my gelding knife. 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

Harassing a woman into quitting her job, just because the private company she worked for dared to suggest that harassment was wrong. Congrats, Reddit, y'all are some petty fucks.

[–]TalkingRaccoonProcyon Privilege 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

but but crying firemans :'(

Edit :''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(

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    [–]hty6 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Wow? The interim CEO resigned??? We did it reddit

    [–]muchacho_loco 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Sign my reddit petition to officially change the season from summer into autumn!

    [–]dvcky 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

    representing true form of redditors favourite phrasing "slippery slope", in telling everyone that temper tantrums and consistent misogynistic violence and rape threats from 20 something gamers really does get them what they want.

    [–]AndyH13 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why do all my hobbies have to embarrass me? First playing video games, now using reddit. Maybe it's my own fault, I really don't know at this point.

    [–]machyna 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

    time to see how redditors simultaneously congratulate themselves for driving her out while denying they harassed her into leaving

    [–]heimdalsgate 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Ok serious time. The harassing was on another level. I've never seen anything like it online. Literally no person on earth received as much hate as Ellen did during the last 1-2 month(s). Fuck that must suck. I hope reddit the company makes sure she's alright after this. I know I'd be fucked for years if I were in her position.

    [–]aplaceatthedqsome people close to me suggested I not jack this circle. 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Finally some good news for brdcoin.

    Seriously though this website has always been shit and will always be shit. It was created by assholes for assholes. The assholes in charge have ended their nine month experiment into how long they could allow a woman to be the sole scapegoat for trying to do anything to mitigate the stench of the retched pile of worthless filth they have carefully hand crafted over the last ten years, but nothing has changed. Let these two clowns who made their money exploiting an internet forum of sexualized pictures of kids and stolen images of women reap the whirlwind of the twenty million strong run away harassment mob as they burn through their last bits of venture capital before everyone packs up and moves on. Ban them both and burn this website to the ground.

    REDDIT DELENDA EST

    [–]greatkioreformed shitlord 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    created by assholes

    REALLY not excited to have members of the original admin team back. Now Reddit is just going to get shittier and cater to manbabies and other bottom feeders even more. Ugh. BRD is displeased.

    [–]EllenPaosBlackChild -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And yet, here you are. An account with over 3 YEARS of activity, content, and even a subreddit moderation. The irony in you finding this site to be so disgusting yet your continued use of said website speaks volume to the lack of understanding you have of your own bullshit beliefs. Please, save the psuedo-disdain. You would have been long gone if you had truly disagreed with reddit as a whole.

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      [–]2DECommunist overlord 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Eyy the good old "Hitler" Stalin !

      [–]ajrhugi love my meam's 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      killer of literally trillions as he broke into the orphanage of moscow and literally strangled over 5000 children with his bare hands and consumed their bones while george washington looked on in dispair

      [–]ComradeRabbitEvil Commie Queeeeer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's good to see comrades out in the open being downvoted for circlejerking. Oh wait, nah it ain't good :/

      [–][削除されました]  (4子コメント)

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        [–]ChicomoztocThe evil empire salutes the shevil fempire ☭ 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

        wait, you personally tagged all those people, or is there a magical script that does that?

        [–]alreadydeadlolredit can go licky bum bum ( ^ : 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

        >not recognizing stalin as a based god

        lmao shut the fuck up u manbabbies

        [–]Batmanbacon 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I'm so sad it happened during the reddit blackout,now those assholes will think their tantrum actually made a difference...

        [–]popeguilty 79ポイント80ポイント  (16子コメント)

        Every parenting advice book will tell you not to reward tantrums.

        [–]AdvocateForLucifer 36ポイント37ポイント  (5子コメント)

        At least now she doesn't have to deal with a bunch of man-children hurling slurs and death threats at her.

        [–]IlFactotumDeLaCitta 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Really? I expect she will still be catching flak for this from the usual suspects for at least the next five years.

        [–]allhailzorp 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

        She's going to be the site scapegoat for a while...at least until SRS replaces her.

        [–]AdvocateForLucifer 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Yeah, but now she has no obligation to stay around.

        [–]MyAssTakesMastercard 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

        She was an interim CEO, so she wasn't going to be here forever.

        She was bound to leave and the children would think it was their doing anyways.

        [–]interiot 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

        "bring back fatpeoplehate" change.org petition in 3... 2... 1...

        [–]zawqvz 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

        I sincerely hope that she sues the site into the ground for the racist and misogynistic abuse from redditors she was expected to work under.

        [–]emoteo876 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

        What could she sue for?

        [–]zawqvz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        For the racist and misogynistic abuse from redditors she was expected to work under.

        [–]MyAssTakesMastercard 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

        She seems pretty chill about the whole thing.

        /r/self/comments/3cudi0/resignation_thank_you/

        [–]zawqvz 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Well, that reaction's pretty textbook on what's often expected of women, isn't it? Be the "chill girl". No matter what shit you've been served, you're expected to be graceful and smile and say thank you, because to make a fuss (no matter how genuinely wronged you were), that would be "starting drama".

        [–]allaboutthatbrassFempress of d00m 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You can't win as a woman, is disheartening.

        [–]SenatorIncitatus 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

        "Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl." - Gone Girl

        [–]sweetaftonpolitical correction fluid 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Dissapointed!.

        [–]xavierdcDestroy the white race hurr durr 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Great, now the neckbeards will be super euphoric for an entire month.

        [–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Fuck this website.

        Edit: This was apparent years ago. The admins failed to reign in the chucklefucks parading around this website and now they run the place with their mantrums. Spot this shit a mile away. Fuck you, admins.

        [–]AlyoshaVfar left gynecologist/gynarchist 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

        from the removed worldnews thread, a highly-upvoted (but score hidden) post:

        Ding dong the witch is dead! In all seriousness, hopefully she was the problem and the recent questionable decisions don't signify a company-wide culture change.

        literally doesn't even know if she caused any problems but still celebrates her removal

        [–]fluffywhitethingAvocado Adovocate 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I'll post what I posted in Ghazi: Good job, Reddit. I'm proud of you. Your ability to be absolute shitheads exceeded my wildest expectations. Good job. Pat yourselves on the back. Let it be known now and forever that your good old boys club will remain. No icky girl was able to get through your defenses. Good job. Well done. Keep lowering that bar, asshats.

        [–]DUDE__LMAO 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Manbabies all across reddit are crying tears of joy

        [–]Comrade_Michaelall about the bennedjamins 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

        I posted that banning FatPeopleHate was an accomplishment and now shitlords are crawling through my post history looking to convict me of the crime of being a spooky skeleton and my inbox is overflowing with male tears.

        This is a dream come true.

        [–]RanchoUnicorno 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

        oh brd yes, it sounds glorious.

        [–]smayple 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I always get a little twinge of jealousy when I read about others getting hate PMs. Surely I'm spooky enough? I just want to make my parents proud

        [–]Comrade_Michaelall about the bennedjamins 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Fear not. I too once felt that twinge. And today BRD was good to me. Soon your time will come in the glory and light of BRD.

        [–]kakumeii 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Of course, it has to be the guy moderator of that horrible sub.

        [–]BlueSoup10 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

        well done, manchildren. you threw your toys out of your pram and now you can be content with your new male CEO, because to be honest thats what they all wanted all along but no-one wanted to admit it

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          [–]fluffywhitethingAvocado Adovocate 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

          A female you say?

          [–]swivelswirlgirls and boys, you may call me Miss Andry. 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          whew, an hour later it's in the negatives. conversely, the comment below has been upvoted and gilded for...

          ~gasp~

          CALLING OUT RACISM!

          SRS HAS OBVIOUSLY BRIGADED AGAIN. GIVE ME MY INTERNET POINTS BACK WAHHHHHHHHHHH

          [–]Kevrake 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

          I really just want to send Ellen an email apologizing on all of reddit's behalf. She did such an amazing job as C.E.O. and its infuriating to see the harassment get so bad that it forced her to resign. I'm gonna miss you, Ellen.

          [–]allhailzorp 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Honestly though. I'm not surprised she resigned. No matter how often she brushed them off, violently personal attacks have got to take their toll. Better to get away from this terrible place.

          [–]sophandrosActually, it's about ethics in jackdaw studies 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

          But if you yourself didn't do something, why should you apologize? /s

          [–]Spitalian 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          This is fucking embarrassing.

          Though I'm impressed that the +1500 coontown-mod-comment is now down to -359 after 45 minutes.

          [–]Topyka2stealing bootstraps and breaking windows 21ポイント22ポイント  (7子コメント)

          Goddamn

          I'm choking on the pettiness of this website. Its barely worth it anymore, if at all.

          [–]sugarazor 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Reddit: child predators welcome. Women in charge? No so much.

          [–]Killer_dolphins -3ポイント-2ポイント  (4子コメント)

          Then stop coming here.

          [–]Topyka2stealing bootstraps and breaking windows 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

          People like you are generally the pettiest bullshitters of the bunch.

          [–]Killer_dolphins 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

          I'm genuinely just suggesting that if you don't enjoy browsing the site, maybe do something else? I know that reddit can get pretty frustrating sometimes, so I find that it's nice to "take a break". And how was my comment petty at all?

          [–]Topyka2stealing bootstraps and breaking windows 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Because literally every time I've ever seen someone say "just leave", they have been smartasses and salty.

          [–]RanchoUnicorno -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

          BOOM!

          LEVEL 5 SNARK BOMB DETEcTED

          [–]ttumblrbotsbeep boop BRD 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          doooooogs: 1, 2 (seizure warning); 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8; if i miss a post please PM me

          [–]Silaryia 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Eugh. Fucking Reddit.

          [–]Satyr44 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

          This has confirmed the inexorable decline a la Digg

          [–]Wigdog_JonesWhaddaboutthemen? 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

          This conclusively shows that the world is run by, and for, screaming manchildren.

          [–]8Vanilor8 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You are welcome :D

          [–]waterfromhellBRD in a cage puts heaven in a rage 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          The racist shitheads are crawling out of their cesspools, the only bright side I can see from this is that it makes them easier to identify, tag, and report to the site admins.

          [–]Sir_Marcussworn brother of the White Knights 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Ellen Pao was the interim CEO, stepping down was always part of the plan. This really isn't news except that now an army of misogynist crybabies will think their temper tantrum accomplished something.

          [–]redditnomore 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I think I need to take a break from this website. The rampant sexism, racism and hate is becoming too much for me, and now that the men children got what they wanted their level of entitlement will go sky high.

          [–]RanchoUnicorno 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          wow way to go reddit

          way to go

          [–]CapLavender 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I never read about Ellen Pao or her qualifications, skills or failings. But she russled the shit out of Redditors, so she's alright in my book.

          I feel the same about Sarkeesian and Phil Fish. The only thing I really know about them is that they enrage the FUCK out of overserious, internet man-babies; and well, that's just alright with me.

          [–]zegota♫ A kiss is not a contract ♫ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          And now her watch is ended.

          [–]madsmaruarchduke of the fempire 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Another powerful women knocked down a peg by the collective inferior complex driven tantrum of whiny manchildren. WE DID IT REDDIT

          [–]IserlohnSA(0.5W)CSM STEM, lhiterally the enemy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I'm happy she's gone for my own personal reasons, but not happy about all the fucking shitheads who are also happy about it :( uggggh so gross

          [–]joebos617 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          This may be our cabal's biggest defeat in a few weeks but us SJW's must stick together and rise up to crush freeze peach and oh who am I kidding this place is overrun with le edgy teenagers and some of the more horrible people you'll see on the internet.

          [–]dudes113 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

          Looks like the comment was deleted, good riddance.

          [–]CressCrowbitsSuper Charged Man Basher[S] 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Nope. Still up, gilded twice, but the points are dropping now people have pointed out who the guy is.

          [–]auandi 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Guilded x4 now. But at least people seem to be turning as it's pointed out that thousands of people were upvoting a literal white supremacist who is uniornically showing support for a domestic terrorist.

          [–]dudes113 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Shit, missed it, it dropped fast.

          [–]AugtheripperSieze the memes of production 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Hey, that shitty comment got down voted at least. We did it srs! But srsly fuck this website

          [–]greatkioreformed shitlord 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          New CEO apparently doesn't know all the ins and outs of how Reddit works. This was one of the primary things people zeroed in on about Pao. Will Reddit hate and attack him the way they did her? Of course not! Because he's not a woman! Is funny when a man does it! Ha ha!

          [–]TheBigCon4800here to fuck with fph (also a guy) -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Rest in defrosted peaches.