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[–]linesreadlines 290ポイント291ポイント  (127子コメント)

[–]ModernistGames 191ポイント192ポイント  (38子コメント)

I am 6' 3" but I ain't swimming in pussy...what's the deal?

[–]linesreadlines 149ポイント150ポイント  (21子コメント)

Are you a poorfag?

[–]ModernistGames 123ポイント124ポイント  (19子コメント)

I feel I'm more of a moderatelylivingwithinmymeansfag

[–]Punk_Nerd 62ポイント63ポイント  (13子コメント)

If your means doesn't include 1000k disposable income a week then you're a poorfag

[–]Nick12506 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

If you got that kind of money, I got a couch you can always sleep on.

[–]xxThatxGuyxx 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

If he has that kind of money he don't give a shit about your couch.

[–]Nick12506 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you're down to get tons of weed and you want to sleep on my couch, you can have a blanket.

[–]_prez_obama 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pfft i get that in a couple hours at zulrah

[–]Marble_Shell 36ポイント37ポイント  (3子コメント)

5'7 and drowning in pussy, pls send help :(

[–]It_is_what_it_do 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lil Wayne would recommend "swimming to the butt" in this situation.

[–]Hyperian 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

in elementary school your report card has the comment "ModernistGames would do so much better if he applies himself"

[–]ModernistGames 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was on my report card all the time...exept my name is Sebastian but ya.

[–]jonas691 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well at least you're not the King of Manlets

[–]Goly-Old-Digger-Nick -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is for those who lift, hence the jokes about the manlets. Look into a gym?

[–]i_dont_want_to_be_on 43ポイント44ポイント  (18子コメント)

God damn it. I fucking knew it.

-6'8"

[–]Murphthegurth 34ポイント35ポイント  (16子コメント)

I'm 6'9" wanna hug it out?

[–]TheOldNewGraig 69ポイント70ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why, why are you six nine? Did your mom bang a ladder or something? Jesus.

[–]i_dont_want_to_be_on 22ポイント23ポイント  (10子コメント)

Yeah fuck it. Let's do this.

[–]the_corruption 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

5'8" here...I'll take some of the extra inches you guys don't want...4 from each of you would put us all in the 6'4" - 6'5" range and we would be swimming in pussy...

[–]RepostResearch 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

They said tall guys get the action, but here you are working your way into a 3some...

[–]trippedwire 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

6'8" here, I need said hug.

[–]daspanda1 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tall people hugs are the best 6'4" and ask random talk strangers for hugs

[–]CapnOnReddit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

6' 7" here, please share hug.

[–]Dezzy-Bucket 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd attempt, but at 5ft tall, It would not work out that well

[–]RememberMeWhenImDead 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn you and your extra inch... /s

now if everything were properly proportional, if be 8'4" so I guess I got lucky there...

-6'7"

[–]lukeybee 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

5'4", someone carry me to a bridge.

[–]subuserdo 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'll give you a boost over the rail if you give me your ps4

[–]Azatos 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Find a community with a large hispanic population, you'll blend in better.

[–]Ziphoblat 21ポイント22ポイント  (8子コメント)

Not even on the chart. What do I win?

[–]AeroRandy 16ポイント17ポイント  (6子コメント)

Well, the arrow points continuously down. So you win death.

[–]Ziphoblat 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

A bit funny given that shorter people live a bit longer on average.

[–]Jon_Benet_Rambo 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

I suppose you guys can't get on those deadly rides at the amusement park.

[–]Ziphoblat 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Those rides been hard at work making people shorter here in England lately anyway.

[–]AFewStupidQuestions 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also less head injuries after falling over.

[–]1iI1iI1iI1iI 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Fuck. I need to grow an inch.

[–]coloured_sunglasses 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's a good thing women don't go around carrying measuring tape.

[–]Diivil92 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

they do actually! so he is fucked!

[–]Kongo204 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need to grow an inch to be on the chart.

[–]Tsk-Tsk-Tsk 43ポイント44ポイント  (5子コメント)

5'8. Instructions unclear. Swimming in pussy.

[–]JacobKebm 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

5'10" here. Mouth just barely above pussy level. Please send help n

[–]Kloppenator 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cats don't count.

Sorry bruh.

[–]assholewannabenow 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

5'7 Dating someone who resembles Taylor Swift while all my friend's girlfriend are uglier.

[–]Jaracuda 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

What is 6' 1 and 3/4" count as?

Edit: forgot the 1

[–]ChoosetheSword 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

It counts as 6'2" because you take that shit to the grave.

[–]Pm_me_boooobs 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Until your boys whip the tape measure out and make you eat your words for ever

[–]richardfrost2 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Since it's between 6' and 6' 1", probably in the yellow zone.

[–]Smithrope 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

pathetic

[–]Jaracuda 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hush with your tallness!

[–]Smithrope 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm saying that putting the 3/4 is pathetic. IDC what height you are, but if you put the 3/4, you're pathetic

[–]Magerune 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm 5'10 but I have game that height can't deliver.

[–]TuppyHole 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Women always say they find tall guys desirable. Yet from my my experience and own observations they don't care unless you aren't taller than them. I'm 6'5" and all of my friends who are around 6' or slightly less seem to have no trouble with women when friends around my height struggle. Maybe we all just fugly tall dudes.

[–]sleaux_meaux 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

welp about time I become an hero

[–]robolonewolf 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guess I should consider suicide. Oh wait- already have

[–]Admiral_Raven 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's great to be king baby!

[–]fuckmylife9999 102ポイント103ポイント  (66子コメント)

5'4 guy here, everything in life is a problem. Not to throw a pity party for myself but it's a struggle going out and noticing every single woman towers over you.. oh and the weird looks, yeah lots of those.

[–]Gorillaz_Inc 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

That username tho.....

[–]Votir 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm a 5'1" male, 24 years old. I'm decent looking/muscular and people say not to let my height define me, but it's absolutely impossible. The average guy here (USA) is 8-9 inches taller than me, and that's just the average ones.

I'm always the little guy. I'm in the business field, and when I have to meet with clients it can also really hurt my ability to effectively communicate with them. Last week I had to meet with 2 guys who were both 6'2, and I'm standing there below their shoulder level feeling like a little kid asking an adult for a favor. It sucks. I'm not even self-conscious about it, but it is a quality that people feel they have to remind me about constantly...I'm talking several times a day in some form or another. I really wish I could be average height just so that I didn't have this single feature that people universally define me by.

[–]not_a_norwegian 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Maybe you should consider deforming your limbs a little bit, people usually stop mentioning it if they think you are a dwarf or something.

[–]50Olol5 84ポイント85ポイント  (5子コメント)

Have you tried not being short?

[–]Neebat 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stilts are fun for a short time.

Er. I didn't mean it like that.

[–]private__snowball 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm 5' 5. Life is good man. Got a cute blonde girl and a promising career. Don't let height dictate who you are or what you feel. We're all just humans man. Just living on this rock in the middle of space. Someone doesn't like your height then forget them. That's their problem. Millions of other people are around.

[–]Tyebuut 38ポイント39ポイント  (6子コメント)

5'5 guy here, life rules, stop worrying about your height. There are plenty of women your height, or shorter in the world. Don't let that stop you though, my tallest GF has been 5'10.

[–]CapnOnReddit 70ポイント71ポイント  (3子コメント)

You're just saying that because you're taller than him.

[–]357534543 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to feel bad about my 2 inch penis, then I met the guy with a 1 inch penis and realized I'm twice as hung as some men.

[–]TheOldNewGraig 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Hey, women towering over you is not a bad thing. Every hug you get is just another chance to get boob-faced!

[–]thisguysmokey 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

And just think... A taller GF means you could possibly get taller children! That's how I look at it.

[–]Silent_sniper15 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

5'0 girl here, short girls exist. You'll find one who is right for you!

[–]LiopleurodonJuice 11ポイント12ポイント  (9子コメント)

5'8 guy here, thanks for making me feel tall every time I walk past you.

[–]fuckmylife9999 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

You're average height though in what world would 5'8 be short?

[–]Plaisi 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

Average height on the internet is 6'

[–]Hodr 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Average Reddit height is 6'3"-6'6". But only the short guys show up to the meetups.

[–]EhhWhatsUpDoc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That depends on location. The avg height in the US is 5'10. China is 5'8 though. Ni hao ma?

[–]PornChampion 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

5'2 and Asian.

I constantly look like I'm 16 years old. I'm 21.

[–]FreakTalent 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

Bro, you can't change your height... right? So who gives a fuck. Work on other part of you. Workout, get ripped. Have a awesome fucking personality. Change your attitude. Become confident.

Everything in life is a problem for you not because you're short but because you let something like that destroy other aspects about you.

[–]The-Uprising 17ポイント18ポイント  (8子コメント)

Who gives a fuck? Are you short yourself? If not its like a white person giving blacks advice on how to deal with racism.

Heightism is VERY real if statistics are to be believed rather than bullshit circumstantial evidence, and the worst part of it is that society doesn't see it as a problem because people like you brush it under the rug.

[–]flacciddick 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking hate those bullshit positive speeches littered with generalities.

[–]TheRealAkuski 48ポイント49ポイント  (3子コメント)

We're short because everyone is crushing on us.

[–]meow_arya 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Awwww such a cute response

[–]sainttanic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stop patronizing us! Unless we get some pity sex out of it, then tell us all about how perfect our size is.

/cry

[–]Vaginal_Decimation 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

What did they plan on using to erase that magic marker? Magic?

[–]Tman9209 52ポイント53ポイント  (27子コメント)

Maybe this is a sign you should grow up.

[–]linesreadlines 62ポイント63ポイント  (25子コメント)

[–]boofoff 97ポイント98ポイント  (11子コメント)

At 5' 10" I like this chart better than the other.

[–]SaltySpitoonami 36ポイント37ポイント  (9子コメント)

6'0 even master race

[–]Sashoke 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Filthy presser. Oh.. wait..

Sorry.

[–]Equeon 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

The reflex never really leaves you, does it?

[–]Sashoke 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I pressed at 1 second.

:|

[–]Equeon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

60 seconds here, and no regrets!

[–]rightfulemperor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

5'10' can always claim 6'

but 6' can not always claim 6'2'

[–]vaynebot 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, king of manlets is just another king, right?

[–]gormap18 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least according to this chart I haven't disgraced my gender.

[–]BlickBot 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

As a 5'9er this chart is much better for my ego.

[–]monster6607 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

6'6", still too fucking tall.

[–]atheistkitty 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

At 5'8" this chart makes me feel a little bit better. It doesn't help I'm only 135lbs either.

[–]TheOldNewGraig 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a black guy that very bottom entry made me laugh so hard.

[–]sleaux_meaux 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Top comment says to an hero but this one says I'm not a disgrace. what do?

[–]The_FatGuy_Strangler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would extend the optimal height from 5'10" to about 6'5" ....from my experience with people this height, it's still not a burden or a road block of any kind. People almost admire you for your height, you're tall for a normal person - but short for NBA standards.

[–]IAmTheToastGod 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or you could just rise above it

[–]DrBoomson 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

To busy enjoying all my leg room to care

[–]evileddy 64ポイント65ポイント  (42子コメント)

https://twitter.com/heightismreport

This is why I hate fat chicks.

[–]TacosAndFishsticks 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

As a 5"5 guy, I don't encounter many problems dating and love the kinds of girls I attract, but seeing this genuinely upsets me. Fuck that.

[–]Snivelluslol 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

5'4 checking in. Last girlfriend was most definitely taller than me. Was never an issue. Kinda feel the same way.

[–]evileddy 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

If anything it's justification for short guy anger.. being faced with this day in and day out is unjustified and that would make anybody angry.

I'm not 6 foot tall but I lie and say I am and so far no woman has noticed... lol

[–]suraj1989 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Meh, I'm 5'5" and it's really not that bad. A lot of girls want you to be taller than them, which doesn't really bother me. There's plenty of girls who are my height or shorter. Many prefer taller men, but it's usually not a dispositive factor.

People on the internet can be jerks about anything and everything. Virtually everyone can look for some reason to be a victim and unearth things online that confirm their belief that they're victims.

[–]evileddy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

But don't you dare comment on a fat chick's body.. oh no.. that's harassment!

But it's perfectly ok for them to shit all over a short guy.

That's my issue.

[–]Snivelluslol 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow. I wasn't even aware this was a tangible hatred people expressed in words so frequently. Publicly.

[–]coloured_sunglasses 56ポイント57ポイント  (17子コメント)

Mostly black chicks.

[–]treycartier91 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yeah seems like an interesting cultural thing. Some sociologist or something should look into that.

[–]RageOverflows 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is confusing. I'm only 5'7 and the only girls who seem to hit on me ARE black girls.

[–]houseQM 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's different everywhere. Some women's number one thing is tall, another's is character, another's is humor. That's why they say be yourself. It weeds out the fakes

[–]Kelvillain 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

What you want is an anthropologist

[–]treycartier91 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah that sounds right. That's what that the "or something" means now.

[–]RatchetPo 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

or the page is singling out black tweets

[–]purdue_dorm_throw 29ポイント30ポイント  (6子コメント)

ah fuck, reminds me of my roommate's girlfriend (both are black). I'm 5'10" and she is the first person in my life that called me short. "short as fuck" is actually what she said. This nerve and rudeness this bitch had... goddamn.

I swear she ruined my confidence about a bunch of shit. I was already down and depressed and she always put me down. And all of her 'girlfriends' (who happen to be black) are all like her... Unfortunately I now no longer like talking to black women. I really am not racist (I mean, I voluntarily roomed with a black dude. He was/is cool), it's just I don't want to take chances by talking to black women.

/rant

[–]dumbassbrother3401 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know, according to match.com's statistics, black women are the least desirable (at least in the USA)... perhaps the black women in your life feel insecure and try to compensate by putting everyone else down to make themselves feel better?

I have many black friends, girls and guys, all are smart college kids (I go to USC, so the people I go to school with are not representative of the whole population, regardless of race). But I realized that many of my black friends have confidence issues that stem from how society as a whole views their race. Now they don't go around putting other people down, they at least realize their emotions and control them. But like any human, they try to build an ego around something they're good at to increase their self-esteem, and to prove to "society" (or prove to themselves) that they're not a piece of shit.

Example: one of my black friends is a good standardized-test taker. I mean very good. He got a perfect score on his ACT and 2340 on his SAT. So he takes random standardized tests and aims to score in the top 10%. He took his GRE, got 165 verbal, 168 math (out of 170). He took the MCAT last year, got a 34. He's taking his LSAT next month..... all of this to "prove" that he is not an unintelligent ape that he feels society keeps telling him.

I just wanted to share this story to give you some perspective. Your roommate's girlfriend probably suffers from low self-esteem. It's definitely not excusable, especially since she should work on herself in other ways to raise her self-esteem instead of putting others down to make herself feel better.

[–]DerangedDesperado 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or maybe they're just jerks

[–]The_FatGuy_Strangler 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've had the same negative experience with some black female coworkers in the past, telling me I'm not a "real man", or calling me "lil boy", or saying that I offer no protection and if I came across a 'real man' I'd get beat down. I got the same condescension at that same workplace from male black coworkers too, except it was more along the lines of prison rape jokes and sexual harassment, or being underestimated in physical tasks - their comments weren't as mean spirited as the women's though, it was more joking, but still emasculating. Working at this place crushed my self esteem for the first time.

Although I have no absolute proof, and I'm not trying to be racist, but I think this is a very common mindset in the African American community/culture. Pretty much all these people were on the large side in one way or another (black people tend to be quite large, just go to any predominantly black bar/night club and you'll immediately notice most are large and/or muscular). I think physical size is something their proud of - look at the NBA or NFL, pretty much mostly black, especially the NBA. From my yrs of experience with working with black people in Houston, pro athletes are very well respected and admired, where physical prowess is required. I'm not saying size is ALL they value or that all of them think this way, but size seems to be something that is of high importance if you want respect as a 'real man' from a lot of people.

FYI - I'm a short white guy.

[–]TokinBrownGuy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tell me they wouldn't jump on Kendrick Lamars dick if they had the chance......and he's 5' 6

[–]Hodr 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

According to every black make comedian I have ever seen this is why they prefer white women.

[–]Kriieod 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

The two toughest things to be in online dating are a short guy or a black woman, we should be allies.

[–]yamaha2k11 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fuck em. I'm 5'7" and it's no sweat off my back. While I'm short, I make up for it in different aspects. Who cares if someone doesn't find me attractive if I'm short.

Funny how a lot of women who talk shit about shorter men aren't prizes themselves, but hey, if they want to be hypocritical idiots, more power to them.

[–]Kriieod 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yea sounds like insecurity projection to me. Most women like men taller then themselves but aren't so slanderous about it. 5'7" myself and have only heard comments about my height in friendly shit talk from my male friends.

[–]Votir 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

5'1" dude and I get comments like this to my face pretty often.

[–]evileddy 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

That sucks dude... you shouldn't have people doing that.

[–]Votir 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Last weekend at the bar a group of guys walked by me standing on line and one of them (who was definitely pretty drunk) says "yo look how little that guy is over there, he's like a toddler" - loud enough so that everyone around me heard it too. Another time I was at the campus gym and I accidentally bumped into a guy. He turned around looking pissed off and goes "Yo I've seen you here a lot, and I just want you to know that you're the shortest guy I've ever seen before in my life. No matter how jacked you get everyone is always just gonna notice how short you are." These were both in the last week...I deal with stuff like this very often and there is absolutely nothing I can do about it.

[–]glug_glug_glug 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't know if it's racist or relevant, but I notice the majority of the posters are tall/large black women.

[–]evileddy 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't date those.. they scare the shit out of me.

[–]rightfulemperor 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is ... just brutal... holy hell

[–]TheOldNewGraig 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm tall and this still makes me sick.

[–]Steampunkvikng 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

you should post this to /r/tumblrinaction. not actually from tumblr, but it's exactly the kind of stuff it's for.

[–]waikiki87 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol this is hilarious. I've dated girls a couple inches taller than me and my height was never an issue. Even when they slap on those heels and tower above me by like 5in haha it's still no biggie, just be confident. Don't be salty when a chick won't date you cause you're short, attraction is key. There are pros and cons to everything in life, be happy with who you are.

[–]ThiZZZler 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sign is at Sac State, no need to bother OP with pertinent information though

[–]-aurelius 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Foe some reason the top people in their field are always short, for example in music: Beethoven, Chopin, or acting: Deniro, Pacino, etc.

[–]Darkcheops 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's because short people have to work harder to get noticed.

[–]SMELLMYSTANK 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fuck man. 5'5" here. Sheit if I wasn't already considering suicide then there's not much stopping me now.

[–]Votir 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

5'1" guy, not suicidal over it. Be grateful that you're still taller than a lot of girls and that your height isn't the first thing that everyone notices about you.

[–]Votir 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a 5'1" white guy. People say not to let it define me and be confident, but it's so hard to do this when you're a lot shorter than other guys. Average height where I live (US) is around 5'9"-5'10" for guys, so I'm pretty far under this. I was the tiniest kid/teenager ever and the doctor found that I had a treatable growth hormone deficiency around the time I was 12. My dad is 5'11" and my mom is 5'5", so I was predicted to be around 5'4"-5'6" without treatment and 5'10"-5'11" with it. My family is very poor and they figured that the height range wasn't really that short, so my parents decided not to go through with it (the treatment is expensive). I actually remember being upset at the prospect of being 5'5" at the time.

Teenagers are cruel and high school was tough for me. I was regularly asked why I was so short, if I was a midget, and stuff along those lines. I was getting comments every single day about my height - sometimes jokingly from my friends, other times it’s from teachers or even people I don’t know in the hallway. It took a toll on me. It seemed like it was always on people's minds when I was talking to them. I found out my growth plates were closed when I was 16 at the doctor after an x-ray. I've never felt so destroyed in my entire life. I was 4'11" and devastated by the fact that I had reached my adult height, and it really fucked with me for awhile. I managed to grow another inch and half before topping out which actually made more of a difference than you'd expect though.

Still, college was the worst as far as how I was treated. I lived on a floor with probably 15 other guys and their average collective height had to be 6'2"...the shortest guy besides me was 5'8". I liked them but 7-8 of them were very aggressive and the others did nothing to stop it. Needless to say I received constant comments about my size. Sure we'd all mess with each other in good fun, but I got it the worst by far. Whenever I would retaliate or even just crack a good joke at them, it became a running joke with them to silently stand up over me and look down. I'm was only about 105 lbs, and they'd do stuff like pick me up, pin me down or wrestle/fight me against my will. Needless to say I have a different group of friends now who are more like me, and I am overall pretty happy. But nobody understands even 10% of what I've been through all just because of my damn height :(

[–]TheCatSnatch 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm short. One thing I've noticed that shocks me is when i manage to bump my head on things. It's just something I don't think I'll ever get used to.

[–]ant1991331 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nu uhhh short people are fun sized! D:

[–]Gaminguitarist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate being a 5'2" male

[–]Tambon 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's easier for a short person to suck, they don't have to bend over as much.

[–]WorldBFree 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is this funny enough to make it to the front page?

This doesn't even pass the first round of minor examination.

[–]two_line_pass 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reminds me of a bathroom wall message someone wrote 15 years ago in high school. It read "So what's the deal with short people? They're EVERYWHERE"

I'd still like to know what the fuck that kid was smoking

[–]assholewannabenow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not smoking Asian and majority of Latin Americans are short people. So basically we are everywhere.

[–]fallout_ranger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm 6' even, yet I got several, hereditary, genetic skin disease. There's nothing I can do about it. So height alone doesn't mean nothing. Live with what you have, eat what's in your dish, and don't look at others' dishes. Oh, I rarely see a girl who is 6' or taller, so that Official 4chan male height chart is BS.

[–]KCBrowsin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Autistic people, down syndrome ppl, white ppl, black ppl, ppl in wheelchairs, people with cancer, ppl with aids, any other permanent conditiion should all go fuck themselves

[–]Richermegan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

understand your situation.

[–]666 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Erase it? Do you carry rubbing alcohol around with you?

[–]LegionPeep 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish I was a little bit taller

[–]gandalfsmagicgaydick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, must suck to have Randy Newman live in your neighborhood.

[–]AmerAlwafi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh God, this is so old that I saw on 9gag a year ago.

[–]houseQM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You say short, I say a better relationship with gravity

[–]BZBTV 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

grab a ladder