Some in China are already losing their life-savings due to the crash.

The plebs are kicking around in the dirt, and the aristocrats are becoming more vague, but that is no excuse.

I'm going to jump-start the China pump: it's clear that butts would've prevented the stock market from going down because with butts, you don't need stock markets. You put it all on your butt.

To the moon, statist.