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[–]kaukermie 246ポイント247ポイント  (24子コメント)

Dinner for one. (Fixed)

[–]hdashshh 23ポイント24ポイント  (16子コメント)

Well played! The exact thing I was going to do. If only it were a scotch.

[–]the__funk 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Does it make me an alcoholic to have assumed that was whiskey and a bottle of wine he was going to drink after?

[–]hdashshh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not at all I thought it was whiskey at first myself but the wine bottle beside it had me wondering what it was doing there. Other then just hoping to be drank as an after meal refreshment.

[–]serenwipiti 57ポイント58ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yeah... something about the ice cube makes the wine look even more depressing.

[–]Salium123 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

It just tells you that he hadn't planned on drinking tonight, so the bottle was warm.

[–]serenwipiti 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

It just tells you that he hadn't planned on drinking tonight

even more depressing...

[–]lifewontwait86 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why you buy an ice coozie for that badboy.

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        [–]Iplaychesssometimes 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

        fixed

        [–]oohchild 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Fume Blanc all day, e'ryday

        [–]Conchobair 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        If you like Fumé Blanc, then you should try Sauvignon Blanc.

        [–]spinningindaffodils 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I would've made the bottle bigger. Looks like it's just a split.

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          [–]ppcpunk 71ポイント72ポイント  (16子コメント)

          This whole meal is pissing everyone off. Good job /u/mfinity

          [–]AlphaHermit 16ポイント17ポイント  (6子コメント)

          People seem to be in rage mode today.

          [–]Ewannnn 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

          Today? Only reason I come to the comments on here is to read the salt.

          [–]ssnistfajen 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

          There's a Chinese saying describing a dish being oversalted as if "you killed the salt vendor". (You killed the salt vendor and robbed all of his salt, thus applying it to food generously) /r/Food is basically a salt vendor massacre all day every day.

          [–]RobertLoblawLawBlog 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Ellen Pao needs to get in here and make this a safe place!

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            [–]g0_west 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Welcome to /r/food

            [–]RobertLoblawLawBlog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Yeah. Fuck today!

            [–]combustible 9ポイント10ポイント  (6子コメント)

            I don't think I've ever seen so many people nitpick a dish so much. It's almost impressive.

            [–]FrultGuru 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

            It's sad. I've never seen this sub as my main account was made before this was a default. I've started checking this place out though since I love food and cooking myself and I can't believe people are this pedantic. When you're cooking for yourself it's a personal experience and you should have it the way you enjoy it. Or at least that's how I see it.

            [–]momopeach7 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            That's why I've been finding other food subreddits. Nicer people. I dunno, people here seem to complain "YOU'RE THE EATING THE WAY I AM!!"

            [–]Thoradius 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Then you haven't been to the full English or shooter sandwich threads. They're just attrocious.

            [–]manbearkat 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Or charcuterie or steak threads.

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              [–]iamnotsurewhattoname 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              It could only get worse if it was Kung Pao Chicken.

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                [–]Axelrad 60ポイント61ポイント  (14子コメント)

                ITT: ICE IN WINE ZOMFG WUT

                In response to some FAQs:

                Q: Who puts ice in wine?

                A: OP.

                Q: Why would you even do that?

                A: To make the wine cold.

                Q: But won't the wine get watery?

                A: Yes.

                Q: Eww, gross.

                A: OP can drink his wine whatever damn way he pleases.

                Q: How can I show all the internet people how cultured and snobby I am?

                A: Try criticizing or shaming OP for the way he enjoys his wine!

                EDIT: Forgot one.

                Q: Who puts wine in a whiskey glass?

                A: OP.

                [–]city17_dweller 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Automatically read with 'who stole the cookie from the cookie jar' inflections. 10/10 would chant again.

                [–]bonjouratous 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

                People have been putting water in their wines for millenia. Also, anecdote to give a heart attack to the purists in this thread: young Spaniards have a drink called Kalimotxo which consists of half red wine half coca cola.

                [–]halfpastseven 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Everyone knows cultured people put frozen grapes in their wine to make it cold. Fuck sake people!!!!

                [–]dtwhitecp 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

                I only drink late-harvest raisin wine. Wouldn't want those grapes to be too watery, because as we all know water is wine's worst enemy.

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                  [–]BusterPoseyMVP 28ポイント29ポイント  (7子コメント)

                  that smoked tobasco sauce is the bomb

                  [–]fryseyes 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

                  Slap that shit on a Chipotle burrito and you have a meal for the hispanic gods.

                  [–]serenwipiti 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  *Tabasco (sorry its driving me insane...!)

                  [–]prplx 84ポイント85ポイント  (98子コメント)

                  Is that a cube of ice in your wine???

                  [–]blackvault 57ポイント58ポイント  (13子コメント)

                  When I bartended, I had a woman come in all the time and do that. I asked why one time. In short, she was an alcoholic, and couldn't stop. So, by icing the wine, she felt it made it last longer, and diluted the effects. She was also petite, and felt the extra volume of the ice cube melting made her 'full' faster.

                  I didn't say it made sense :)

                  [–]Justy_Springfield 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  I mean that's actually all logical. It just wouldn't make a very significant difference.

                  [–]JustTheT1p 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  I know people that water down their own booze (for these same reasons). I believe the difference is significant.

                  [–]TheBrainSlug 8ポイント9ポイント  (8子コメント)

                  Nothing wrong with watering down wine. The Romans did it. Europeans do it sometimes. I've caught friends and relies doing it with sweet wines.

                  [–]prplx 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

                  Nothing wrong with watering down wine. The Romans did it.

                  Yet another proof of the decline of the American Empire.

                  Seriously. The French will do it for kids, that's about it. There is a french expression: mettre de l'eau dans son vin, to put water in your wine, that means: to compromise.

                  [–]TheBrainSlug 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

                  Well, so long as you have some regular folks to look down your nose at that should keep you happy. So I'd say it's a win-win all round.

                  [–]iwilldrumonyou 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  I'd say it's a win-win all round

                  More like a "vin-vin" all round

                  [–]OriginalNameHereOK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Drinking poison will bring down the empire faster than watering down the poison.

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                      [–]mfinity[S] 30ポイント31ポイント  (8子コメント)

                      Yes it is. It was a bit of a thrown together meal. The vodka glass became the wine glass. Less dishes, and I was fine with it. The wife was out so my culinary etiquette took a back seat to pragmatism.

                      [–]MaritMonkey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I know that glass, and I'm pretty sure all of my cups (that aren't plastic) came from bars or booze people bought me at holidays, so I'm assuming it came with some beverage or another. =D

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                        [–]manbearkat 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        People put ice in sangria all the time. Ancient Greeks and Romans even diluted their wine with water. Relax.

                        [–]mooseman99 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Watering down wine can actually sometimes improve the taste.

                        http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/28/dining/28curious.html

                        That said... OP is pairing a $15 bottle with smoky tabasco sauce?

                        [–]TotallyNotObsi 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        OP is pairing a $15 bottle with smoky tabasco sauce?

                        Sounds like a good idea.

                        [–]Hail_Odins_Beard 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Don't hate

                        [–]Shu-_- 0ポイント1ポイント  (42子コメント)

                        Yes it is... He's clearly out of his mind, or american.

                        [–]kkkimchii 28ポイント29ポイント  (29子コメント)

                        I'm American and drink wine all the time. I've never heard of anyone putting ice in wine. Is that a thing?

                        [–]hamboi 26ポイント27ポイント  (19子コメント)

                        Yeah same here. I don't really know why Americans were called out.

                        [–]kkkimchii 15ポイント16ポイント  (18子コメント)

                        I think Americans are stereotyped for "putting ice in our drinks."

                        To be fair, we probably do that more than most.

                        [–]nothingxv 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        My dad puts ice in milk.

                        [–]carrotworrior 9ポイント10ポイント  (8子コメント)

                        I've heard that folks in the UK don't like ice in their drinks because their teeth are so rotten and sensitive that drinking cold beverages is painful.

                        [–]___Stranger 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        While in reality the percentage of Americans with tooth decay is actually much higher than in the UK. Mate.

                        [–]baligolightly 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Stop ruining the stereotype-off with your logic.

                        [–]rubiksklube 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I feel like using 12 years olds skews le data. I make fun of British adults, not kids!

                        [–]squishybloo 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        Bad teeth became a British stereotype back during WWII - but after the war, Britain started their universal healthcare and dental systems, where the most you'll pay (per my British husband) is about 60 pound for ANY dental work, and the vast majority -all essential work, that is - is absolutely free.

                        That being said, Britain's culture isn't so superficial as American's in regards to teeth - only about 3% of the population have had teeth whitening, for instance. They just don't consider the uniformity of everyone having a perfect white smile to be as important as Americans feel it is.

                        [–]ridukosennin 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Isn't the stereotype based more upon orthodontic care and stained teeth from tea drinking? It seems like a vast majority of US kids gets braces for even minor crooked teeth. Cosmetic procedures such a whitening and veneers also seem more common in the US.

                        [–]shArkh 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        No. Orthodontic treatment also comes under the NHS free proviso for children up to age 18. My parents could've been millionares- wouldn't matter, still free till age 18 for the patient. I was a recipient of it myself, along with the surgery I required beforehand. After which it falls back in to the set rate cost of everything else, provided if (and only if) you earn more than the set poverty line.

                        US servicemen stationed here during said war saw the poor healthcare our armed forces had at the time, plus grim diets & shitty rationing didn't help our poor service-blokes, and took it home with them, and that's where it started.

                        Today? I'd give my right tit (and the left too, tbh) to be living back home in the UK so I can get my free / set-rate dental. My missus is nearly correct: for seriously major maxillary/facial surgery the most you'll have to fork out is 180GBP. And that's a one-time charge, not per appointment. Most checkups or filling work range between 16~80 GBP (if & only if you can afford it) & it goes without saying, that fee is without insurance.

                        [–]Rosehips89 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        ...This may be true for me...

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                          [–]Xalibu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Well actually many countries with long histories of winemaking can and still do ice and or water down their wine. So not really an American thing.

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                            [–]KosherDill 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            My mom and grandmother do that, but mainly in white zinfandel so that barely counts as wine.

                            [–]RtSPaTY 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            Cubans put coca cola in red wine. That is a thing.

                            [–]CesiaCho 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Kalimotxo is delicious. It's like cherry coke that gets you drunk.

                            [–]Grenzwert 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Grew up in a german small town. As teenagers, we did that too.

                            It's gross

                            [–]macrocosm93 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Its mostly old women that do it.

                            [–]FrultGuru 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            It's not really a thing but to each their own, of course some people will get really snooty about it though.

                            [–]NoSBWinIsASBLost 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Cheap white wine in the summer heat... Other than that, no.

                            [–]TheLadyEve 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I've seen people do it before here in the U.S. but not very often. Typically the people I've seen put ice in their wine aren't big on wine and certainly weren't purists--they liked their wine sweet and light-bodied. Personally I'm not a fan of drinking it with ice, but hey, to each his own own.

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                              [–]PM_ME_UR_COCK_GIRL 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Yes. It's not like champagne with ice in it has become a popular poolside drink in France or anything.

                              [–]ChoppingOnionsForYou 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

                              Or the wine was on the rack, not in the fridge where it should have been, and there are days when you don't WANT the red, you want the damn white wine!

                              [–]kevlarkate 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              LPT: freeze grapes so your wine doesn't water down.

                              [–]smurf_diggler 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              So put it in the freezer for 10 minutes. Have some DECENCY

                              [–]therealsix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Avez-vous déjà été aux Etats?

                              [–]cougasaurus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I'm an American and I consider putting ice in wine to be a cardinal sin.

                              [–]diddlydiddler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I only know americans, and some of them put ice in white wine

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                                [–]tophmcmasterson 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                Seriously what the fuck is that shit. I know people complain about this reddit being snobby but you have to draw the line somewhere. Hate these pretentious posts trying to look fancy when it's a salad and an ice cube in a glass of wine.

                                [–]lol_admins_are_dumb 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                Hate these pretentious posts trying to look fancy when it's a salad and an ice cube in a glass of wine.

                                Oh the irony

                                [–]NoCommentsYaDingus 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                Well he did say you have to draw the line somewhere so I guess that's where he's drawing the line

                                [–]lol_admins_are_dumb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                You really don't have to draw the line anywhere, you could just let people eat what they want instead of trying to inject your opinion everywhere it doesn't belong :P

                                [–]zephdt 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                You realize you're being pretentious for mocking OP's manner of drinking wine, right? I personally think wine with ice is disgusting but come on dude... to each his own.

                                [–]Tibbs420 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                I get a lot of this at my job. Mostly women who want to drop a couple cubes in their white wine. One time I had a dude ask me to chill a bottle of Pinot Noir and that threw me off

                                [–]prplx 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                Pinot Noir should be drank at around 55* to *60 . So unless you live in a very cold house, it is not a good idea to serve it at room temperature. You should definitely chill it15 to 20 minutes in the fridge before drinking it.

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                                    [–]PTasty 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    I was going to take a cooking for one class, but the teacher killed himself.

                                    [–]shoesbuttback17 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Upvote for you because I needed a little Liz Lemon today.

                                    [–]PTasty 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Yay someone got the reference! I was just watching that episode last night.

                                    [–]azhthedragon 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    Dinner for one.

                                    http://youtu.be/Pn9vPG8s4ss

                                    [–]IAmTooOldForThis 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Holy shit! In colour! I've seen this dozens of times, but never in colour. Thank you, you good person!

                                    [–]papercutjake 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Was at a house party in Germany and people kept referencing this. Then they put it on and all of them laughed throughout its entirety.

                                    [–]Arimano 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Yep that's an entirely accurate representation of what we do. On another note: the video is blocked in germany ;)

                                    [–]kkkimchii 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    I never knew a simple picture of a meal could inspire so much criticism. I need to go back to the uplifting post about the kid's 10th birthday party.

                                    [–]juice_of_the_mango 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    Are the rabbit turds being served hot, or cold?

                                    [–]AlphaHermit 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    The faint gloss on them makes me think they're hot and fresh.

                                    [–]tryeby 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    If the poop is on the side I send it back

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                                      [–]zjbird 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Upvoting just to see more pathetic /r/food wannabe chef snobs get triggered.

                                      [–]RedditSkippy 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Treat yo' self! Good job.

                                      [–]AlphaHermit 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Camera pans out. Ben Wyatt sitting alone in his Batman costume. Proud of his attempt at cooking, only to receive scorn on Reddit.

                                      [–]Conchobair 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      He's gonna go back to only eating calzones now.

                                      [–]Vaginal_Decimation 16ポイント17ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                      Are you going to put tobasco on your salad?

                                      [–]In_Other_Words 47ポイント48ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                      Does sprinkling cilantro on top of chicken make it a salad?

                                      [–]AlphaHermit 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      I see something that isn't a shade of brown! IT MUST BE A SALAD!

                                      [–]Wyliekat 5ポイント6ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                      Is that cilantro? I was desperately hoping it was parsley, because then it looked damned tasty. I likes me some cilantro, but this would be way too much for my palate.

                                      [–]In_Other_Words 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                      I'm not sure I can make that determination without involving more senses than is presently possible.

                                      [–]Wyliekat 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                      So, no screen licking then?

                                      [–]In_Other_Words 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      No. My understanding of the functionality of my screen is that such an observation technique would give no information regarding the content being displayed thereon.

                                      [–]Wyliekat 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      That would explain the complete failure of my scratch and sniff website.

                                      [–]In_Other_Words 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      However, this may not stop me from doing so and using my imagination when the visually confirmed contents appear to be satisfying to the other senses.

                                      [–]TotallyNotObsi 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                      Does cilantro and parsley really taste that much different?

                                      [–]Wyliekat 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                      Very, very much so, unless you're a genetic wonderment that can't taste cilantro.

                                      [–]TotallyNotObsi 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      I can't remember the taste difference right now.

                                      [–]Wyliekat 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Cilantro = soapy, strongly herbal

                                      Parsley = arugula-ish, kind of green tasting, very neutral

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                                        [–]GosuMagic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        That's for the wine silly.

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                                          [–]lukin5 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          That Chipotle Tabasco is mighty tasty...I might kill half a bottle on one burrito.

                                          [–]ITiswhatITisforthis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Why do I keep taking a wrong turn on all Imgur pictures, is there something wrong or is just me?

                                          [–]eyeofthecat 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                          What are the red things?

                                          [–]TresTired 6ポイント7ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                          Is that coriander as garnish? My worst enemy....

                                          [–]student__cook 8ポイント9ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                          Interestingly, it seems some people love the taste of coriander, and others hate it. It's just a quirk of our taste buds.

                                          [–]YourFairyGodmother 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          It's genetic. There's a particular chemical that, for the 10% of people who can taste it, tastes like soap/metal. Most folks are lucky in that we can't sense that chemical - it has zero taste in it for us.

                                          [–]OXOXOOXOOOXOOOOO 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          can't have tom yum thale, kaeng som, or pangek without chopped fresh coriander leaves. the sourness of those dishes mixes really well with coriander leaves.

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                                            [–]FilipinoChimp 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                            It looks like it.

                                            Someone correct me if I'm wrong but when talking about the leaves you should use cilantro and not coriander. I believe coriander is used to name the dried seeds of the cilantro.

                                            [–]TalyaD 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                            In England coriander is the leaves too

                                            [–]cj4k 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                            Well that's just confusing. Coriander (Seeds) are much different than Coriander (Leaves) (Cilantro)

                                            [–]lol_admins_are_dumb 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            They say seeds. Coriander seeds and coriander leaves. It's not really any more confusing than calling one planet 2 different names, and inconsistently so since we (Americans) call celery seed celery seed after all. This isn't strictly limited to the UK either -- most of the world calls it coriander. Indian people are the ones that I'm thinking of most

                                            [–]maraq 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            Cilantro grows from coriander seeds.

                                            [–]slutty_electron 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            I think the cj4k meant they're quite different taste-wise, sort of like celery and celery seed.

                                            [–]SellingSomeShit 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            OP

                                            [–]TheyTookOurJarbs 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            This should be your eharmony profile picture.

                                            [–]McRae82 7ポイント8ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                            Shout out for the fume blanc.

                                            [–]I_Am_So_Awesome 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            Eh. Looks ok. It's food. Definitely not front page material.

                                            [–]zjbird 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            The front page begs to differ.

                                            [–]Dodge_Viper2015 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            Ferrari wine?

                                            [–]probablynotmyrealnam 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Ferrari Camaro Chevrolet. (ferrari carano cabriolet.. no affiliation)

                                            [–]AMart1901 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Another Chipotle thief?

                                            [–]victoriousbonaparte 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            This looks like it would be at home in /r/fitmeals

                                            [–]thebillstone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            IT'S GONE.

                                            [–]dan_sundberg 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            http://i.imgur.com/tFzXZPc.gif

                                            [–]basilflower 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Who knew a picture of food, could become such a shit show of passive aggressive behavior?

                                            [–]SteffonBaratheon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            r/shittyfoodporn?

                                            [–]rwhittak3 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Looks good to me. Who gives a shit if people don't approve of the way you drink your wine. It's your wine; fuck them. Pretentious, judgmental assholes.

                                            [–]drhamr 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Dinner for one, with a side of tears.

                                            [–]loganhammer708 2ポイント3ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                            can someone post any easy to make meals. i just moved out im 21 and i don't know how to cook anything besides cereal.

                                            [–]assjuice666 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            It really is a shame there are no recipes on the whole internet. Oh well, good luck with life.

                                            [–]SoulCheese 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            While people giving you specific recipes to try is great and all, I found the best way to learn was watching Good Eats (Alton Brown) and videos of Gordon Ramsay Recipes on YouTube. The Ultimate Cookery Course is great.

                                            There are a few basics you'll eventually learn and master. From there your options are limitless.

                                            [–]lol_admins_are_dumb 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                            This meal is super easy. Step 1: cut your raw chicken into bite-sized pieces. Step 2: get a pan nice and hot, at around medium to medium high heat. Step 3: salt and season the chicken, use whatever you want and tastes good for you. Step 4: cook the chicken in the hot pan, use a bit of oil. It will stick at first, that's fine. After it unsticks flip the pieces to cook the other side. If you have a lot of bits stuck to the bottom of your pan, add a tiny bit of water and swish it around, it will pull most of that stuff up off the pan. Cook for a minute to evap most of the water and reduce it to a "sauce". I like to add a little soy sauce just before I do this, or red wine.

                                            The greens, you can serve the chicken over raw, or just steam them a bit. Tomatoes served raw or you can bake them a few minutes to get them mushy and tender.

                                            I'm really not sure what the things on the left side of the plate are.

                                            [–]boh_my_god 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Things on the left look like black beans. Cilantro and green onions on top. I just can't figure out what is underneath the chicken. Rice? Sauteed onion?

                                            [–]loganhammer708 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            thank you ill try to make it this weekend

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                                              [–]BEEPBOPIAMAROBOT 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              Buy a crock pot. You can probably find one at your local grocery store, or on Amazon for under $50.

                                              Chicken Taco Soup:

                                              • 2 or 3 chicken breasts
                                              • 1 can of beans, any kind
                                              • 1 can of corn
                                              • 1 16oz jar of salsa, any kind
                                              • 1 can of tomato paste
                                              • 1 package of taco seasoning
                                              • 2/3 cup quinoa.
                                              • 3 cups chicken broth

                                              Put everything in the crock pot. Turn the crock pot to high for 4-6 hours or low for 8-10 hours, depending on how early in the day to start. Shred the chicken with a fork when it's done, then add the shredded chicken back into the pot.

                                              It takes 5 minutes to throw it in and turn it on before school/work, and have a hot meal when you get home. I sprinkle some grated cheese on top and eat with with tortilla chips. It'll make enough for 8-10 meals. Cheap, easy.

                                              [–]loganhammer708 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              thanks, im going to the store after work.

                                              [–]Sportfreunde 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Or you could take that recipe minus the broth, get some tortillas, add some melted cheese, and make some tacos/burritos.

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                                                [–]roxiechaos 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                It looks like chicken over rice (or quinoa ) with cilantro and green onions as garnish. Served with kidney beans and cherry tomatoes.

                                                [–]Unknownmamba 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Ferrari-Carano, nice. My dad actually worked for the Carano family and transported the model for the vineyard they were building. Story will probably get buried but I always remember it when I see the wine.

                                                [–]Moesislak 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Very nice, take out the booze and you're gonna be hitting whatever weight loss goal you want.

                                                [–]ben195 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                I don't care if you put popcorn in your wine. I want your table.

                                                [–]itsjewsus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                The smoked chipotle Tabasco makes that whole meal.

                                                [–]buttforkd 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                Nice table

                                                [–]Hattorhanzo87 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Solitaire's a lonely man's game, Hapsburg

                                                [–]KRABNASTY 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                Nice.

                                                I believe we have the same table. World Market?

                                                [–]spareyacht89 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                How's that smoked Tabasco? I tried habanero but ended up liking the original recipe more

                                                [–]SoulCheese 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                Oh man I love habanero Tabasco. Haven't tried smoked yet, will pick it up soon. Also, Tapatio.

                                                [–]Perago_Wex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                more like dinner for YUM

                                                [–]Ranjoesta 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                That's a very tasty-looking sad.

                                                [–]zebradentist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                You don't win friends with salad

                                                [–]pop-rox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Is that bak choy with your chicken?

                                                [–]Lixten 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                You stole that Tabasco sauce bottle from chipotle, didn't you?

                                                [–]tetrahydrocannabin0I 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Hey don't feel bad for eating alone! I mean sure you came home to your wife in bed with your boss, but I mean are THEY eating a badass plate of chicken with some Tabasco? Well we don't know really, but most likely not! You go, OP!

                                                [–]BlesssYourHeart_Cunt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                I wanna eat that. Gimme.

                                                [–]RidiculousIncarnate 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                You're definitely getting some tonight with a set up like that, OP.

                                                [–]IForgotAboutDre 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                You are totally going to get lucky

                                                [–]Shamson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Ouch. Shame about the tobasco instead of Frank's Red Hot.

                                                [–]grunglebear 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Did you salt the chicken with the tears of your loneliness?

                                                http://imgur.com/3qLI7q1

                                                [–]Sportfreunde 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                Red kidney beans....do you guys eat those from a can always or do you cook them from the actual packaging of raw beans?

                                                I don't wanna eat them from a can all the time because...preservatives....but when I boil the uncooked/healthier ones, they just stay hard and are uneatable even after doing it for more than half an hour.

                                                [–]goocumber 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                You have to cook red beans for at least 2 hours. I usually cook them for 3 hours.

                                                Source: I'm from New Orleans.

                                                But I do believe the beans in this picture are black beans. Which I would also cook for several hours.

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                                                  [–]Neckbeard-OG 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Upvoted for the controversy. Or as some would say "contravecy"

                                                  That is actually a pretty healthy dinner for one. The foodie neckbeard rage is delicious (made of clarified herb infused butter from France).

                                                  [–]dimeadozen09 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  side of tears

                                                  [–]GosuMagic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Try Red wine next time. You won't need ice.

                                                  [–]foerstner 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Does not look bad:). I love the spicy tobasco:)...

                                                  [–]Hopper1010 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  That ain't food you grass-eating hippie

                                                  [–]SmartTime 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  I'm perplexed by how this got to the front page of anything.

                                                  [–]Alpha3500 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  omg people why are you posting that shit? get a life!

                                                  [–]LisaBubblegum 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  And uhm...where is the food? Cos what I see is not even enough for a half person

                                                  [–]doctor_x 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  "Now for my secret ingredient, tears of loneliness."

                                                  [–]zeldaranger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Guess I'm not the only one who steals hotsauce from chipotle.

                                                  [–]Metallio 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Are those tomatoes or peppers?

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