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[–]improbablewobble 581ポイント582ポイント  (51子コメント)

What if I told you, zip zop bippety bop?

[–]R_TOKAR 114ポイント115ポイント  (15子コメント)

With the Jello Puddin Pops. Now with less Quaaludes.

[–]EZ_does_it 26ポイント27ポイント  (8子コメント)

Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

[–]DrHellNo3 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

What I want to know is where the fuck he was finding Quaaludes in 2005. I had to add the word to my spellcheck when I typed it here. That's how long they've been gone

[–]exophrine 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

He didn't find quaaludes in 2005. The documents released are from a deposition that took place in 2005, wherein he admitted to doing it in the 1970s. Headlines are badly phrasing the story.

[–]petrichorE6 36ポイント37ポイント  (18子コメント)

If you play the last 30 seconds of eminem's freestyle on 0.5 speed he sounds like Bill Cosby.

[–]bootyweed 9ポイント10ポイント  (15子コメント)

Well that's cool but how did you notice that?

[–]petrichorE6 8ポイント9ポイント  (13子コメント)

From a post a long time ago, I still remember it every time bill cosby or enimem is mentioned.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2lxc8b/eminems_still_got_it_awesome_freestyle/

[–]NameIdeas 5ポイント6ポイント  (12子コメント)

a long time ago

That post was 7 months ago...since when is 7 months...a long time ago.

I'm getting too damn old.

[–]highso 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

Internet time moves much faster

[–]NameIdeas 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah.

I actually had someone do the math the other day. Interesting this should come up again:

Thread about reposts

Apparently internet time moves at a little more than 3 times real world time, according to /u/jmini95 thinking he saw the same post 2 years ago, while /u/battaglia said he posted it 7 months ago.

/u/Remsiv did the math and found that 1 internet second equals 3.427 real world seconds for this scenario.

[–]reddit-or-not 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, so it took me just 3 internet seconds to write this post.

[–]Siex 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's true... I once reposted a gif, and all of the internet insisted that the gif was so old that it predated all of existence. That day i learned and understood Einstein's theory of relativity

[–]kalitarios 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Was that gif the hamster dance by chance?

[–]scotttech1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

the dancing baby from Ally McBeal

[–]_31415_ 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's like 3 cell phones for some people.

-Sent via RAZR with T9

[–]6F6A9O9 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You really don't grasp that 7 months in social media is a long time?

[–]zap2112 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will take Cannabis for 500 Alex.

[–]davidensign 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Im on my mobile but im extremely interested in hearing this. How can I slow down the video in my youtube app?

[–]Bill_Cosbys_Balls 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

say that to my face you fucking bitch

[–]BeastMode797 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"What if I told you, get in the fucking van?"

[–]lurkinfapinlurkin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I came here to say that...with the zippity bobbity boop

[–]SemiFormalJesus 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is one of the best comments I've ever read. Instant explosive laughter.

[–]scotttech1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

much better than instant explosive diarrhea

[–]psm510 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

♫ Zipedey bee bop boop doo wahh

Lahh da dah dah dah dah doo dee dee doo

Hey heyyy♫...

[–]TechnicalTimmy 126ポイント127ポイント  (19子コメント)

Both pills lead down the same rabbit hole.

[–]Cheeseisgood1981 57ポイント58ポイント  (11子コメント)

Or up it.

[–]Bears54 23ポイント24ポイント  (9子コメント)

There's a fair amount of going up and out and down this rabbit hole.

[–]GiftedGreg 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

The ol' in-n-out.

[–]Melonopolus 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Either way its going to be yours. The hole, I mean.

[–]networklackey 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

They should both be red... there's no choice being made here.

[–]ornothumper 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

The red hole, or the blue hole?

[–]kain1234 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

ones roofies, and the other's... roofies

[–]idcomments 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are multiple...

[–]MushroomedAnus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Both pills will lead to a rabbit in the hole.

[–]Phage0070 102ポイント103ポイント  (13子コメント)

It is times like these where I like to take a moment to remember that Mr. Rogers was actually exactly as he appeared to be on television.

[–]Zebramouse 30ポイント31ポイント  (11子コメント)

We hope. Every time I see his name on the front page, my stomach drops. I briefly expect the worst, thinking someone has dug up some skeletons on Mr Rogers; by all accounts though, the man was a modern day saint.

[–]snotbag_pukebucket 48ポイント49ポイント  (6子コメント)

I bet you'll find at least one skeleton if you dig up Mr Rogers.

[–]SelfReconstruct 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd be impressed if you found more than 1.

[–]NeverDoingWell 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sure there was someone out there who thought Mr.Rogers was to die for and wanted to be with him forever

[–]kekkyman 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That wouldn't be very neighborly.

[–]lilahking 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

if anything i bet mr rogers's big secret was that he was irl batman.

[–]kensomniac 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

He could have been a Batman level superhero, with a stealth level of Clark Kent/Superman.

Imagine walking down a dark alley, some persons purse in your hand. And you hear a gruff voice, "Hello, neighbor."

[–]12gaCOCK 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of these days someone's gonna find a journal with all the details of dozens of gruesome murders and personal musings over different sweaters

[–]Smokeyrelic 155ポイント156ポイント  (17子コメント)

Welcome to the Date-Rapetrix

[–]KARMA_IN_MY_NAUT 62ポイント63ポイント  (11子コメント)

"So my choice is a red roofie or a blue roofie?"

[–]kayjay25 41ポイント42ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well, you get raped either way. But the blue pill comes with a free roll of Kodak film.

[–]Theory5 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

Sold!

...wait, did I just sell my asshole for a roll of kodak film?

[–]ZuluCthulu 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

One is a roofie and the other is a jelly bean, and just like the matrix, I would choose the one that lets me wake up to the truth.

[–]GiftedGreg 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you get pregnant in the Date-Raptrix, you're pregnant in real life?

[–]Smokeyrelic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Future is run by Cos-bots that use us to power the giant Jello Manufacturing plant .

[–]Logan_Spectre 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

It fits with ''the red pill'', those guys actively encourage rape.

[–]whileurup 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's definitely a glitch in the matrix.

[–]NothingToL0se 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

"The red pill will zippty bop boop your zobbity, while the blue pill will zoopity zop your boppity bip.

Choose wisely."

[–]TravisCan 55ポイント56ポイント  (9子コメント)

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - It goes in your drink, and the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep your rabbit-hole goes."

[–]daneeka10 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

“Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.” - Bill Cosby

[–]themanwiththemuffins 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think those women really had a choice.

[–]jrabieh 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

In bad taste? Yes

Did I still laugh? A little ashamed to admit yes.

[–]roachmcpoach 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

you take the blue pill and you'll wake up and remember nothing. You take the red pill....and the same thing will happen.

[–]tgaeta 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. -Bill Cosby

[–]straydog1980 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Will you choose the blue pill or the rape pill?

I'm just kidding. They're both rape pills.

[–]test_beta 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's going to see how deep the hole goes. You just get to choose which one.

[–]toeofcamell 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

J-E-Oh-Hell-No

[–]readyforhappines 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

Except he forces them to take the blue pill. Then they wake up and don't remember anything.

[–]woohalladoobop 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

He actually forces them to take the red pill and they wake up covered in goo.

[–]ScottPR 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not goo...it's Jell-o puddin!

[–]TheSecondAccountYeah[S] 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Zip zop zoobity bop you're getting popped"

[–]GiftedGreg 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

What if I told you, to pull your pants down?

[–]andoring 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your zip zop bippety bop brain."

[–]fartchampion 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's always room for quaaludes! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Galadron 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can someone animate this to include his weird head waggle/shaking?

[–]IwalkedTheDinosaur 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanksgiving dinner is like a date with Bill Cosby: you wake up three hours later, woozy, feeling like you got stuffed with dark meat.

[–]mastersw999 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"You either take the red puddin pop or the blue puddin pop. Either way Imma gonna zibbity zobbity that booty"

[–]MushroomedAnus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Surprisingly, the original quote from this scene is still very applicable:

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

[–]Udder_horror 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is simultaneously amazing and really sad

[–]QueequegTheater 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Plot twist, they're both roofies.

[–]ILoveToEatLobster 15ポイント16ポイント  (16子コメント)

Why is this being made into some big joke? This fucking guy raped how many women? Admitted to drugging them? What the fuck you guys

[–]FailosoRaptor 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you really not know humans use humor to deal with tough issues? Why are Hitler jokes made by people? Why do people joke about starvation? Or North Korea?

No one thinks Bill Cosby is some kind of hero. Well at least no one normal anyway.

[–]WildeNietzsche 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because we are all a bunch of young white dudes who only get offended at young white dude problems.

[–]ohtheplacesiwent 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The key point is "who is the object of the joke"? If it's the rape victims, then I agree it's in poor taste. But if it's Cosby, then humor can serve as an important medium to facilitate discussion of the claims against him.

I think this post falls under that latter category. It's using his reputation/mannerisms against him, reframing them in a sexual context. The Matrix reference also explicitly recalls that his victims were not given a choice about taking the pills he reportedly used.

We don't need to be on PC high-alert all the time. There is room to be reflective about what satirical or comedic works are actually trying to achieve.

[–]redditnomore 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't you know, all issues are a big joke to reddit! Unless of course it is something about straight white men, as in "white people can't dance", in that case its not ok.

[–]forgetfulcoder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Somewhat off-topic, whatever happened to all the sexual assault charges laid against him?

[–]PhilosoR4PT0R 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The red one is Quaalude. The blue one is also Quaalude.

[–]eyeofthecat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

U know what's really fucked up about Bill Cosby? He didn't have to drug girls, he was famous and could get pussy. But he enjoyed drugging girls and raping them

[–]psh_noob 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I used to work on a Bill Cosby web series for fun a few years ago. Drawing something exactly like picture came to mind in light of recent news, but I thought it would be in bad taste. Here are some of the other ones I did.

CosPlay

Billy Cosby & The Jello Factory

Cosby @ the Zoo

[–]Yanrogue 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Take the red pill and we see how deep your butthole goes.

[–]Smokeyrelic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ill be pudding the pills in your mouth pop a zip bop boop

[–]hip_hop_opotimus -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Choose the blue pill, then walk outside and hop in the cab. Choose the red pill, and I'm guna plug yo' rabbit hole."

[–]Melonopolus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

His face is so disturbing.

[–]Sinatra94 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So... what I'm taking away from this is... there's still a chance I can get some ludes.

[–]DraggyBDragon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Depends what Rabbit-Hole he's talking about

[–]Mirtastic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Need more from any other film.

[–]QuickStopRandal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

GUESS WHICH ONE'S THE ROOFIE!

A CHICKUPACHAAWWWW!

[–]forNOreason100 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm surprised he isn't taking the blue pill for himself.

[–]Gatecrasher26 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

its funny how you just dont think of the most obvious jokes sometimes. well done!

[–]BuckyDuster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's always room for Jello

[–]BlackFeign 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would you like the bippity boppety blue pill or the rippety bippity red pudding pop?

[–]Alarid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The roofie... gets you in the floor?

[–]MysticBurger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, the boop blibity blue pill?

[–]unbalancedforce -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH YOU!

[–]NaughtyHobby -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least Neo could choose a pill.

[–]shadowbanned80 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trick choice: both pills are roophies

[–]wrath212 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

he has a bacon burger dog for you......

[–]Luudu -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahhhh. So it was a Matrix reference.... Was on the tip on my tongue for a couple days.

[–]DoubleDonkDiddyKong -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those ain't puddin' pops..they're roofies

Neo collapses

[–]vinigreti -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I'll show you how deep your rabbit hole goes"

[–]RustyRon -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're both chloroform

[–]Jorumvar -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

They both lead to the floor of his bathroom with your clothes missing

Too soon?

[–]herewehoagain -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're both roofies

[–]ReddTor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tank, load up the rump (probing) program!

[–]Bored_Aviator -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Roofie's or Quaalude's , your choice !

[–]pottyglot -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, ya know, he's not reeeeeally giving them a choice

EDIT: "Choice. The problem is choice" -Neo

      "You have no choice, eat this quaalude" - Cosby

[–]JTMrKC23 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This made my day.

[–]jatznic -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you take red pill, it's rohypnol. If you take the blue pill it's ketamine. Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

[–]fultonmassacre -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

come on party people won't you listen to me DATE RAPE COSBY

[–]srcarruth -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

that's some poor taste hilarity

[–]derekandroid -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is hard to look at.

[–]Arknell -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, that was dark.

[–]MayoSoup -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Red or blue gip gobbity goo?

[–]TiCL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jell-O Pudding MOTHERFUCKERS!

[–]logiatros -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

One is ludes and one is rohypnol.

[–]ktreektree -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bitches never get there own drugs.

[–]WaxStatue -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't take either of those... unless you want the Cos to rape your unconscious body.

[–]juloxx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

whichever one makes me smile like that

[–]RyGuy_42 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, hey, hey, I'll take both

[–]communistwithagun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spoiler: The pills are both rohypnol.

[–]irockthemike 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best thing I've seen all morning! Great start.

[–]unconfirmed 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He gon rape u

[–]SynapticStatic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read this as phil cosby. And was really confused.

[–]MotorHead33 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's Bill Cosby's favorite restaurant? "Roofie Tuesday's"!

[–]thx2015 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha ha - both pills have the same stuff. Like the ol' "bungy" joke.

[–]DraslinHDF 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Needs red and blue Jello

[–]TheDirtyPowerRanger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here comes a borage of Bill Cosby pictures

[–]MDcrazyassmfGeist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What if I told you....those were both roofies and your were really asleep the whole time

[–]re-verse 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can take the red pill or the blue pill, either way I'm going to pop your pudding.

[–]timothygruich 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zip zop zoop! I'mma put it where you poop.

[–]DonnyLurch 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Man, I miss Bill Cosby jokes. Has it been legally decided yet if he really raped all those women? I haven't been following the case.

[–]deadpo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No Mr.Cosby, you can't drug me

[–]Therealslimshado 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

something something rophies

[–]jax362 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is great

[–]_th0r 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is so twisted!