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[–]IosefoworkMeany 173ポイント174ポイント  (3子コメント)

Good thing she didn't unmatch you during the leadup, otherwise she might have thought you were mentally retarded instead of a genius.

[–]snowbordr 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

Op walked the line

[–]pitchingataint24/M/S 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

🎵Because you're fine, I walk the line.🎵

[–]sandwichmelt 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

So marvelous... Works better in text than in person, haha

[–]Hanshee 38ポイント39ポイント  (8子コメント)

Obviously a fancy pick up line but are you going to hangout with her in person any time?

[–]sploogers 155ポイント156ポイント  (7子コメント)

niggas on this sub witty af for 5 seconds but can't close a drawer

[–]SaitoHawkeye 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

but can't close a drawer

how tf have I never heard this

[–]TheXenocide314 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I dont get it?

[–]jarawd 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most people can open but never close. By close I mean sex.

[–]ericrobert 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can see it going two ways. One is closing a drawer is so simple and to not be able to do it is some next level stupid. The other is, closing is also a term used when hitting on girls so saying you can't even close a drawer is a play on words similar to that?

[–]SaitoHawkeye 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

What they said

[–]McBlurry 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Any tips for this specific part? I can't get past "having a great conversation about life" to hanging

Is it as simple as "Hey, we should hang out sometime"?

[–]sploogers 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

you look for the open drawer and you push it closed

[–]tmbls 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm just annoyed by the fact that you stole that from wild n out

[–]Th3Stranger 68ポイント69ポイント  (7子コメント)

It's astounding that women have to say nothing and have no personality.

She literally says "good pickup line," three times in a row.

[–]blitzzerg 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

she can get sex without saying anything so...

[–]IWantAnAffliction 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Leverage

[–]lolpz -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

If there's anything a feminist should cling on to for dear life, is the convenience of not building a personality and not having to ask people out.

[–]StarInkyness 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Because people that believe women can be strong minded people would advocate for them having no personality? What?

[–]Sakarabu 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, they just take it for granted, and don't realize that true equality would mean losing numerous perks of being female. I honestly don't care about this shit, just saying what I see.

[–]StarInkyness 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, because having someone keep trying to force unoriginal uninteresting conversation while you try and convey polite disinterest is a reaaal perk

[–]SaladBurner 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Brb trying out

edit: she responds with "I think you forgot u r a q t." I'm not even sure how I could still recover with the d line..

[–]mileylols 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

On short notice I think I would abandon the line altogether and just respond with "oh, thanks, I think you're pretty cute, too"

[–]SaladBurner 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Too late. She did say "So I could I get that d later?" but I think it's more of her following the joke than seriousness. I dun goofed

[–]mileylols 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Clearly I have matched with some kind of Wheel of Fortune champion. Why don't we go for a spin?"

[–]bheinks 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

^ This guy fucks.

[–]JayDee_88 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

That recovery tho

[–]bryanrobh 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love these. Then the conversation is just regular. You better bang her before she gets bored.

[–]monkeymanbob 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never surrender.

[–]Crewboy 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

You do realize I have absolutely no choice but to steal this and use it for myself.

[–]julius_sphincter 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's just fine as OP stole it from here (or someplace else), that line gets posted here all the time

[–]ohheyaubrie 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

Those were both awesome. All I ever get is "how r u?"

[–]coscorrodriftAGE/SEX/ORIENTATION 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

how r u bb u wan sum fuk?? ;)

[–]phi186 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah but how r u tho?

[–]anon445 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Because these lines get shot the fuck down majority of the time, and all we hear from girls is "Why can't they just be normal and try to start a regular conversation?"

[–]Sakarabu 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just saying hey + a (non-creepy) compliment + a question about something in their pics/profile works 99.99% of the time.

Literally used this so many times and never failed. Dunno why guys struggle with "openers".

[–]anon445 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you've basically never been ignored..?

I get like a 50% response rate, and I just ask regular questions about whatever I'm feeling at the time (what's your favorite music album? have you seen this movie? hey, what's up? wanna watch me suck my own dick?).

It's def better than the more creative and out there pick up lines, which only further adds to why guys aren't as likely to try them out unless they're planning to share it with people (like on this subreddit).

[–]OffMyChestee 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This actually works?

[–]leejoness 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Had this been me, after the first line, she would have not only blocked me for being ugly but also for being stupid too.

[–]vrphotosguy55 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So uh OP, did you get her number or just casual compliments leading to nothing?

[–]poweredby2dorINSERT FLAIR HERE -3ポイント-2ポイント  (10子コメント)

u r a q t ? What does q and t stand for ?

[–]M3_Drifter 5ポイント6ポイント  (9子コメント)

Say it out loud and it will make sense.

[–]poweredby2dorINSERT FLAIR HERE 2ポイント3ポイント  (8子コメント)

The only thing that comes to my mind is cunt. Or cutie ?

[–]Tech_Romancer 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

Cutie

The idea is to compliment her, very rarely is cunt a compliment.

[–]Crewboy 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah good morning cunt!

... 99% of the time that will be met with raging anger.

[–]CaptaineAli 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Disclaimer: Unless you live in Australia.

[–]Razzy96 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

You really think cunt might be a good thing to say?

[–]poweredby2dorINSERT FLAIR HERE 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

THAT IS WHY I'M ASKING FOR FUCK SAKE.

[–]Ansel_Verdigris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stop eating the glue in class.