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[–]It's me, your brotherwaffleboy7 166ポイント167ポイント  (37子コメント)

This game literally has everything: techies, courier chains, abandons, and spamming in Russian. This is what doto is about.

[–]CHPrime 54ポイント55ポイント  (17子コメント)

No Pudge though.

[–]SEIZON SENRYAKUJohn_Q_Nippleton_III 19ポイント20ポイント  (16子コメント)

No Ｈ Ｏ Ｈ Ｏ Ｈ Ａ Ｈ Ａ

[–]CHPrime 80ポイント81ポイント  (13子コメント)

Dude that was last patch. Pudge has returned to his throne.

[–]#voteqopbugatti420 30ポイント31ポイント  (12子コメント)

You know youre trench when pudge and sniper never left.

[–]CHPrime 5ポイント6ポイント  (11子コメント)

I thought the trench starts when every game is a 1-1-1-2 lane setup.

[–]DBRiMatt 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

no no... the true trench is seeing 1-1-1-1-1... solo offlane, necro/dusa ancients, mid, jungler solo safelane

[–]Obelisk rulesjoaquin_kun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

don't forget sniper with no shrapnel ancients, most useless shit ever

[–]Here to ruin your MMRnojam 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most balanced game ever. Everyone has the highest XPM possible. Now everyone on the team needs to rush midas. It's so stupid, it can't fail.

[–]#voteqopbugatti420 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

That too. Literally went against a CK, PA, BS, Troll and Ursa lineup earlier.

[–]DazzuuuuuuuhlJeten_Gesfakke 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

I can top that. I won a game the day before yesterday with a team of Ursa, Huskar, Techies, PA and Slark in a single team. The ultimate yolo team.

[–]MASTER BAITERseiferfury 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

TBF 4 of your enemies are melee so they deserve to be farmed by techies

[–]DazzuuuuuuuhlJeten_Gesfakke 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't say the enemy team was better :p We had the more yolo team ;)

[–]#voteqopbugatti420 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

My friend and I played against a team that was all melee except for their Warlock, so naturally he decided to play techies.

It was all fun and games until the match went on for almost 3 hours orz

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Dire WINS 36-51 @ 44 minutes

Radiant

Portrait Hero Player Level KDA LH/D XPM GPM HD TD
Juggernaut player 19 8/11/11 111/2 448 364 16k 697
Abaddon private 21 5/12/11 225/2 552 411 11k 439
Windranger private 20 7/8/12 136/2 509 379 11k 1.3k
BountyHu private 16 10/14/10 84/3 321 369 12k 91
Slardar private 18 6/8/13 118/4 411 308 9k 157

Dire

Portrait Hero Player Level KDA LH/D XPM GPM HD TD
PhantomAs private 22 10/8/10 143/5 621 448 14k 2.8k
Slark private 19 2/8/12 106/2 477 341 5.8k 679
Huskar TiD.Jeten.Skyli 21 14/15/12 93/4 542 469 18k 1k
Techies Anko 18 12/8/11 96/0 394 415 20k 1.7k
Ursa raul_bilba 22 13/8/6 111/4 617 445 14k 149

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[–]mangoProc31 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every pub is the trench?

[–]the_phet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

he is there, he bought a shadow blade

[–]Dedicated Riki InstapickerM4RK3T_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget the kotol and the invokar!

[–]Parey_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

And riki.

[–]Firedog1821 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

not enough penises on the mini map though

[–]ThePhinx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

and riki martin

[–]metiny_bronco 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not a courier chains, it's a happy train

[–]Narcowski 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

W (repeated) is Japanese netspeak for laughter; 笑い (warai) is abbreviated as W online. e.g.「笑ワワワｗｗ」. Basically equivalent to "lol".

Point being that only half the chat spam is Russian.

[–]zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzTheMaxtrix 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

People don't spam W for japanese "lol", they spam it because it's the biggest character, and it takes a long time to pronounce. If I'm limited to 30 characters, W will make the largest wall of text.

[–]If you're reading this I <3 youBrynmorbeer 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

As evidenced if you've ever seen Admiral Bulldog's stream.

DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U

[–]doctormadra 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Excuse me, it's actually "DABA WE DABA WE DABA WE DABA WE DABA WE DABA WE DABA WE DABA WE DABA WE"

[–]Arrogance_Incarnate [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I don't watch bulldog, but assuming you're talking about text to speech, 777 777 777 777 777 777 777 is a much more efficient spam, since the bot reads each one as Seven Hundred Seventy Seven

[–]Guess who's getting an arcana? That's right! Tiny!DrQuint 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Courier Trains that include the abandoning person who in turn has recently bought a courier.

[–]We are more able and more willing.dendelion 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

How do you do the courier chain

[–]Contraomega 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Move a courier, then select another courier, right click the first to follow, then the third follows the second, repeat until you run out, then move the first where you want them, or if you want them to run in circles, have the first courier follow the last.

[–]We are more able and more willing.dendelion 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hahaha they look so cute together lmao

[–]death to squishy supportsdotlyze[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

:3

[–]Psst I'm actually a Na'Vi fanLegendGames 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't that every game?

[–]Knowledge is power!rushrock 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ehh, both teams have support heroes. 6/10 for inaccuracy

[–]dihedral_prime -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You forgot the complete lack of wards.

I'm a full-time support player, it's triggering me.

[–]fk u nd ur alt textTurboChewy 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought for a second your courier used Time Walk..

[–]:Blabluewolfe 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brings a tear to my eye. This is what it's all about friends.

[–]allah akbarNineties 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

You mean the epitome of low prio

[–]death to squishy supportsdotlyze[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

also AMA

[–]"I COULD EAT A SEA DICK"leithz6 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why do.you have so many couriers?

[–]death to squishy supportsdotlyze[S] 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

My friend was playing the Clockwerk, and it was like 5am in the morning or something. He told me he became the Animal Messiah and made all the couriers follow him into the enemy.

very gory

[–]I will Rock youMrX101 22ポイント23ポイント  (14子コメント)

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[–]NoFaithInPeopleAnyMo 41ポイント42ポイント  (4子コメント)

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[–]Na'ViArkani 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]We outnumber them all!Whanhee 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]I can stun team-mates for 6 secondsDaBulder 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]Narcowski -4ポイント-3ポイント  (6子コメント)

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(edit: this is a much more formal form of "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [...]")

[–]the babyFathound -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]Protecting the lore...vecokn 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

matchid?

[–]death to squishy supportsdotlyze[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1609295473

[–]Hjortur95 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

nice dagon 3

[–]death to squishy supportsdotlyze[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

thx

[–]Rat Doto is Real DotoLordFurion 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

just a normal day in aus matchmaking

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Dire WINS 37-34 @ 49 minutes

Radiant

Portrait Hero Player Level KDA LH/D XPM GPM HD TD
Techies .poplar 15 19/17/9 50/1 269 393 26k 95
Magnus gdgdadassadfa 20 9/5/16 131/1 439 344 16k 89
Clockwerk private 13 2/15/3 28/0 192 211 4.6k 25
Keeperof private 16 1/7/7 108/12 298 243 8.7k 422
Riki private 20 6/2/1 133/2 442 340 5.2k 35

Dire

Portrait Hero Player Level KDA LH/D XPM GPM HD TD
Invoker private 18 4/4/13 115/14 350 335 15k 2.3k
Lina private 15 5/12/7 49/4 257 281 8.1k 778
Silencer Red Sheep 19 14/6/10 126/5 405 428 15k 2.4k
Undying AvAtAr5Xy 17 7/7/15 92/26 325 355 7.6k 619
Rubick Detpack 17 4/11/17 103/10 318 320 8.8k 817

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[–]There is no dream teams, there is only Team DK.randylek 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

hol-y fucken shit.

[–]WovenMarx 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

All we need is the same text-to-speech from Moonbase Alpha and it's complete.

[–]Guess who's getting an arcana? That's right! Tiny!DrQuint 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

With your current hero's voice

[–]SLAM DUNKwedewdw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

text-to-speech would be fking amazing.

[–]Brockscar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But both of you are from Australia I deal with the real ones.

[–]armin199 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's so beautifool! ;_;

[–]only one true godaxiobeta 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haven't made a courier train in a while, looks like good times. European servers here I come

[–]KR4549 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah that's pretty much what dota solo queue is

[–]pretty_sunflower 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sad, sad, sad.

[–]MarcsterS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Deep down I would take that abandon. But even this is less horrible than Low Prio.

[–]You are reading this.MetricZero 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't see any mass purchases of GG branches or sentry wards spelling out putrid language.

[–]G3ck0 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I once had a fucking coach do that, but worse. Literally couldn't see the middle of the screen because of all the spam.

[–]tfw quarry to settleLuisN -3ポイント-2ポイント  (15子コメント)

Brax's name looks much shorter above his champion.

[–]DON'T TOUCH MENomadTerran 21ポイント22ポイント  (14子コメント)

HERO

[–]socrates111 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I feel you man. I just had a 4.5k ranked game where someone insisted on Huskar off, and then rushed tranquil boots and 4 bracers -- while ping spamming his teammates all game.

[–]filthy hero pickerSRPPP 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking singsing wannabes

[–]Hey-QT -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

how the hell that piece of sh1t on 4.5k mmr anyway. i really enjoy my 4k mmr actually rarely get flame and annoying person on game

[–]dude where's ur armorShadySingh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

:')

[–]AyCarrambaKid -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

You deserve it, picking techies, wtf is wrong with you?

[–]ErrorAsh -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Serves you right for picking Techies...

[–]death to squishy supportsdotlyze[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was participating in the shitstorm, no, I am the shitstorm. There was no retribution here. I was the harbinger of low priority, the signal of 'putang ina mo', the inevitable deliverance of 'fuck u noob'.

[–]anvarak -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

322 upvotes ! dont fucking upvote anymre.

[–]And they didn't even say hello...itonlygetsworse -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look at this shit:

  1. All rax intact
  2. Many towers still intact
  3. 40 minutes in
  4. Kills are relatively even
  5. Radiant safe lane tower just got denied

The passiveness in this low priority game is just TOO DAMN HIGH.