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[–]snotbag_pukebucket 1458ポイント1459ポイント  (85子コメント)

I don't see the black guy that's dressed exactly like him in dark clothing lying on the floor pretending to be his shadow.

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 696ポイント697ポイント  (61子コメント)

That's an oddly specific description of something you don't see.

[–]snotbag_pukebucket 1019ポイント1020ポイント  (59子コメント)

I don't see race.

[–]jonnie123 490ポイント491ポイント  (32子コメント)

The Olympics must be very boring for you.

[–]allenselmo 160ポイント161ポイント  (23子コメント)

And racism

[–]Knarkmonark 6ポイント7ポイント  (21子コメント)

[–]StarkyA 61ポイント62ポイント  (4子コメント)

You know those are troll subtitles right?

Nothing those subtitles say is actually said in the video.

[–]antidamage 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I lost it when they translated "so desu ne" into "soda cans".

[–]Alphaetus_Prime 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, he's not wrong.

[–]1Pantikian 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

That was actually pretty interesting.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

It is entirely false.

[–]hrafhraf 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Se non è vero, è ben trovato.

[–]gloubenterder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nulla è reale, tutto è lecito.

[–]Knarkmonark 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

"The original North American version, designed by Nintendo of America industrial designer Lance Barr[57] (who previously redesigned the Famicom to become the NES[58]), has a boxy design with purple sliding switches and a dark gray eject lever. The loading bay surface is curved, both to invite interaction and to prevent food or drinks from being placed on the console and spilling as had happened with the flat surfaced NES."

From the SNES Wikipedia page.

[–]armrha 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah yes, Wikipedia, the encyclopedia... oh, everyone can edit. Including people that saw the joke video.

[–]Bounty1Berry 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can recall similar language thrown around at the launch era stuff the y ran in Nintendo Power. It's a super long troll if it's troll.

[–]da_chicken 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's really everybody vs Nepal.

[–]droidloot 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

But you see the Caucasian dude. Sounds like you only acknowledge one race. You are the most racist motherfucker I've ever encountered.

[–]blackOnGreen 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only a sith lord deals in absolutes

[–]BlaineWolfe 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Neither do I, people tell me I'm white and I believe them, because I get my drugs from a pharmacy

[–]Heitah 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

but do you see shadows? Maybe you're shadowist.

[–]MxM111 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Black is color. What is race?

[–]NicknameInCollege 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does anyone else find that the "I don't see race" argument is, more often than not, used by people that misidentify themselves as non-racist while in truth they make racist remarks at every opportunity? If it's just me, well I guess I should start looking for some better friends.

[–]DoYouEvenThroCodeBro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here, take this up vote stuck to my finger.

[–]aazav 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the patriarchy oppressing you.

[–]Rudy_Guliani 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't either. People tell me I'm white, and I believe them because I don't get shot by the police walking home.

[–]JM2845 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Colbert?

[–]CaliburS 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know if I'm white but people keep telling me that I am, and I believe them because I have a tv show

[–]Johnny_bubblegum 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

And here I was looking for a dildo in the background...

[–]allie_h_123 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

The leg of the mirror kind of looks like a dildo going in to the shadow's neck.

[–]trickstress 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what I thought the "it" was here.

[–]VROF 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oops. I saw the iPhone tucked in his shorts. I guess I need to look harder

[–]FukRPolitics 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a Peter Pan cosplay... the shadow thing is a pretty big part of his character.

They did a fairly good job of working with what they had.

[–]ademnus 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is he black? I mean, of course he's black, but he can't be just black. He is clearly completely 2-dimensional, somehow, with the sole exception of his feet, somehow and yes, pun intended. Can all black people do that?

Jokes aside, it didn't take but a second for me to spot him (I'm really good at Where's Waldo) but seriously, I stared at it for so long because he does somehow look totally flat.

[–]fabulousprizes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't see it immediately either.

[–]RaccoonLoon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't see the owl you're talking about.

[–]TaichX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What?!

Mind blown

[–]SordidDreams 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

dressed exactly like him in dark clothing

That's not how shadows work, dammit! >:O

[–]a2kSD 329ポイント330ポイント  (23子コメント)

Besides his feet, he really looks two dimensional.

[–]xidarian 921ポイント922ポイント  (13子コメント)

3/5th dimensional

[–]MastersInDisasters 37ポイント38ポイント  (2子コメント)

and now your coin goes to 5/3.

[–]C-4 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I banked with them for years. Don't give them your coin, I don't recommend it.

[–]nilpointer 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh, sounds like a compromise to me.

[–]cerium_sulfur_argon 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't get why this joke gets gilded everytime?

[–]FatCat433 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

We as a country used to be terrible people and decided that black people were worth 3/5ths of a white person when deciding on representation, however now we can look back on those times and realize that we were terrible and make jokes about it in the hopes that it puts the notion of racial inequality behind us. reddit gold is used to show appreciation for certain things and crap so in this instance and as you pointed out, possibly other instances, this joke was funny enough for someone to spend actual money on the person.

[–]Ridonkulousley 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

You don't understand why it gets gilded OR you don't understand the joke (that gets gilded every time)

[–]cerium_sulfur_argon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I understand why it gets gilded every time. It's a pretty unoriginal joke.

[–]CountLaFlare 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh man, I saw this referenced somewhere the other day and I didn't get it (I'm not American). But I recently found out that to solve problems with population estimates among American colonies with large and small slave numbers or something they made 'non-whites' worth 3/5th of a person. Is this correct? Do you remember where i was referenced?

[–]BakulaSelleck92 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

2 dimensional 4 me

[–]LogoPro 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

How can dimensions be real if shadows aren't real?

[–]DoctorAyala 120ポイント121ポイント  (6子コメント)

I bet they've practiced this number.

[–]Citizen51 42ポイント43ポイント  (4子コメント)

That would be a nifty trick if the black guy could bend his legs like that

[–]SolAggressive 250ポイント251ポイント  (15子コメント)

I love it when these posts come through with "when you see it" but "it" is exactly what the picture is of. So I spend the next 2 minutes thinking to myself "yeah, okay... So the black guy on the floor is the shadow. But that's too obvious... OP can't be that stupid. So where's the thing that's supposed to be a surprise?. Then I realize that, yes... It was just a really, really, really bad use of "when you see it" all along. Then I post a comment about it. Then I move on.

[–]ben7337 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Isn't that a mirror behind him? Why doesn't part of the black guy show up in the mirror? Why doesn't the camera person? Clearly the camera person is basically facing the mirror.

[–]Hungry_Lion 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

They're both vampires obviously.

[–]ben7337 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My thoughts exactly, and that gay peter pan is was clearly in trouble.

[–]sonicqaz 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My girlfriend couldn't figure it out. This is probably aimed at people like her.

[–]rydan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No. The way I looked at it I saw an actual shadow but I noticed three seemed to be texture to it like it is somehow wearing clothes. Then I saw "it" (the feet).

[–]vne2000 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The green guy alone was WTF for me.

[–]DracoAzuleAA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol. Everyone thinks it's the black guy. No one noticed the phone in the dudes pants.

[–]daddaman1 76ポイント77ポイント  (8子コメント)

WTF! why would he have his phone in his waistband!?

[–]masnosreme 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

His dick pic game is off the fucking chain.

[–]KonnichiNya 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Something something chain wax.

[–]THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because he doesn't have usable pockets.

[–]5bi5 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats why they brought Wendy to neverland you know. They needed a mother to make them pockets. Duh.

[–]bidoof_king 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is it a "WTF" moment? Where else would you put your phone when lack pockets?

[–]Brio_ 62ポイント63ポイント  (7子コメント)

Usually "When you see it," implies there is something you would typically not notice right away.

[–]AmpleWarning 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or at least something that isn't the reason they took the picture.

[–]crimson777 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't notice it was a guy at first, I thought it was like... a black cloth or something. So the "when you see it" for me, was that it was actually a guy.

[–]OKImHere 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"When you see it" implies there's either an subtle, exposed penis or a hidden black person.

[–]JWHI7830 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

When you want to bring your black best friend to a preppy white party.

[–]NAmember81 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

As long as its entertaining us we don't mind it being there. I'm not racist, I have a black best friend.

[–]HighSorcerer 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had a black best friend all through high school but then my dad sold him.

[–]StringBoi 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

And here I am looking for a dildo or something hanging around somewhere.....

[–]NAmember81 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That and/or a bong in the background.

[–]fuckmyusernamesucks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's probably a few of those there too.

[–]NightHawkRambo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was looking for dickbutt, there was none.

[–]Michael__Pemulis 40ポイント41ポイント  (20子コメント)

Did the other guy do all of that just for this picture though? He obviously isn't going to lay behind him mimicking his posture all night at some party or something, right?

[–]knight2remember 124ポイント125ポイント  (9子コメント)

Peter Pan wasn't connected to his shadow. They can be separated, but I'd say the costume still works if they're in the same room

[–]Goullet 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

Look at you.

[–]CaliburS 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

..being all witty and sexy

You need to finite your sentences

[–]M0dusPwnens 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

That clause is finite.

I think you are confusing non-finite with imperative.

Or maybe you just typed "finish" wrong? But that would also be silly since it was also a perfectly fine, complete sentence without that extra phrase you seem to want to tack onto the end.

Get your grammar nazi shit together.

[–]CaliburS 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Extended on the humor, wasn't going for gramma nazism

Edit: I'm leaving the typo

[–]EchoSolo 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why the fuck not. It's funny and a great laugh at a party. Stop being a prude.

[–]O-Face 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well his shadow is supposed to be kinda its own mischievous being

[–]RscMrF 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you even crow?

[–]dogbert730 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I love that everyone is saying stupid shit like "it's so obvious" "0/10" blah blah, but nobody noticed that the black guy on the ground looks like he's about to deepthroat a MASSIVE dick because of the dresser leg.

[–]Ranguvar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep. Thought this was hidden white supremacy symbol for a really shitty album's cover at first blush.

[–]superveryvery 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah but him being the shadow, his head is facing the same direction as white pan. seriously, give them credit for accuracy. that's the back of his head against the leg of the mirror.

[–]red_4 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw the guy on the floor in the thumbnail, so I figured there was something particular about the white guy dressed in women's clothing. And then I realized he's dressed like Peter Pan, and the guy on the floor is his "playful shadow"; and none of it was particularly surprising.

[–]MisuKawaiii 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

all i see is a man dressed as peter pan and a gentlman who happens to be on the floor where his shadow should be

[–]ti_ecraseur 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What? The dildo in the black dude's mouth?

[–]internetqueef 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

**waits for someone to call this racist.

[–]Ahrobe 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pantastic

[–]banditswalker 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

A little fruity

[–]MunkeeMann 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh I saw the black dude alright. It just took me a while to make the Peter Pan connection, because I'm actually retarded.

[–]Blaxx101 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

His shadow looks pretty real to me?

[–]MeetUrDo0m 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

am I the only one that saw it right away

[–]Booblicle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not mentioning something hidden would have worked out so much better.

[–]Old_But_I_Remember 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There should be a sub called r/ThisIsHowBoredWeAre

[–]dmc0012 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

am more concerned with his phone it loosk like its about to fall into his junk.

[–]poetrynmoshen 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Augh, I can just imagine someone else's toes touching the back of my calves

[–]WalterWhiteRabbit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Proof that racism can still be funny.

[–]Syenite 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The mirror's leg looks like a penis entering that gentleman's mouth.

[–]nuckingfuts73 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Saw it, now what?

[–]Savage4383 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get over it, you "African Americans" just want attention, now days you have it made. You havent suffered, your ancestors did, you havent. He is just having fun, if his friend had a problem he wouldn't be in the damnend picture.

[–]DevestatingAttack 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

First thing I thought of (finn pretending to be Jake's shadow in Adventure time, to slip into a hostage negotiation unnoticed, ninja style)

[–]DataKeeper 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus the rebound from the blackouts is fucking terrible.

[–]Oikosu 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

when you see it...

[–]Turakamu 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Dude, are you seriously pissing on my shoes right now?"

[–]sippingrapedrank 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was that supposed to take me longer than 1 second to notice?

[–]BloatedMilkJuggs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What am i supposed to be seeing thats supposed to be difficult to see?

Worst variation of wheres waldo ever.

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't get it. All I see is two gay dudes ready for a costume party.

[–]EP1K 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dildo or penis? Nope. Black guy? Nop...waaait a second!

[–]brazos_informacao 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

THAT'S RAYCIS!!

[–]ChiengBang 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who puts an umbrella in between a dresser and a table like that? I totally see that.

[–]xagesz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn it Peter. How dare you sew a black man to your feet. Your shadow is still on the loose.

[–]Perky_Bellsprout 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew as soon as I saw the title it would have something to do with a black guy in the picture...

[–]Israel-Melts-Steel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

IDF Special Ops

[–]Sacpunch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

THE BLACK SHADOW, STRIKES AGAIN!

[–]Rhawk187 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

At first I thought, "Oh, cool, Puck", then I noticed the shadow, and I really appreciated the idea they were going for.

[–]Nappy-I 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ooh, that's good

[–]sleuth79 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

'It' was the first thing I saw...

[–]hillary210 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Almost looking like a flat black dude.

[–]PokemonMaster619 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Darkside is coming for him, he better get his Keyblade ready before it swallows all of Destiny Islands.

[–]MikeynLikey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is like a trend.. when i read the title i immediately said "let me guess, theres a black guy in it"

[–]freeredis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Popularity of posts like these are part of why this site is dying.

[–]Cenariuss90 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually saw it before even looking at the guy's face

[–]perc10 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shitpost

[–]Jimjam405 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No reflection

[–]looklistencreate 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was unaware that Tarzan also had Peter Pan's shadow issues.

[–]Fearm0nger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Peter Pan and his shadow.

[–]wgtt911 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i thought it was a joke about not just white cops killing unarmed black men...

[–]theotheryoshi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was looking for a penis. Oddly disappointing.

[–]Savage4383 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spooks, your just as racist as we are. "We must end all whites" A little confused aren't we?

[–]turbo4door 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not funny.

[–]GuTTeRaLSLaM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a black guy!

[–]envirosue 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's only a problem when you suddenly have two shadows. Oh, and don't blink.

[–]RetroSabotage 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The phone in his pants??!?

[–]sehkmete 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was dark...

[–]Ah_Q 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is neither hard to see nor funny

[–]Karomars 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh its peter pan!

[–]Barrythebunny 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

His phone is tucked into the front region of his pants

[–]CryMeASmoothie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Headache from laughter.

[–]aazav 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why isn't this subreddit going private?

[–]aazav 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, that's gay.

[–]primus202 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shadow Link!

[–]Chandaman4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look! It's Leon!

[–]TheRealChatseh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of this scene from adventure time

[–]_BTBAM_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was waiting for the dildo

[–]cantbackflip 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shouldn't the black guy be lying on his stomach to pretend to be a shadow?

[–]Kavalactones 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw the black dude right away should I keep looking?

[–]FosterBeans 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"When you see it" reflexively looks for hidden black person

[–]D-Evolve 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Peter Pan costume.

[–]evanescentglint 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see someone is excited that Peter Pan's Flight is back.

[–]Worm_Whomper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahh, it's the phone in his pants. Ooh, and a black guy :)

[–]Dexaan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's a vampire. Look in the mirror, he's not there.

[–]iLikeStuffiGuess1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cool so I have to be in the ground the whole night?

[–]Lovelyblue01 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know what to think about this... Literally the whole picture is weird. LOL.

[–]wreun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

didn't take long to see it

[–]GioGImic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why's his shadow 3d?

[–]RobbieGeneva 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really stupid. I'm thinking Donald Trump stupid.

[–]odwol 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why does his shadow have a bigger dick?