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[–]dnardist 2096ポイント2097ポイント  (123子コメント)

Hubski - For good content discussion

Voat - for a reddit clone

Hacker News - for tech

Snapzu - if you like pictures

[–]Sleightly-Magical 54ポイント55ポイント  (3子コメント)

Thank you for the only real answer I've seen so far. I'll be checking these out..... when they are up and running after they recover from being trampled by us.

[–]PugSmuggler 3079ポイント3080ポイント  (117子コメント)

The pub.

[–]PacoTaco321 891ポイント892ポイント  (25子コメント)

Grab a pint and let this all blow over?

[–]PyedPyper 602ポイント603ポイント  (25子コメント)

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

[–]kitjen 230ポイント231ポイント  (12子コメント)

I never knew how much I loved that film until I said "Can I get, any of you cunts, a drink" to my family in the pub, a week after my dad died. (Not looking for sympathy, my dad would have said the same.)

[–]KalSkotos 3609ポイント3610ポイント  (382子コメント)

Nothing is an alternative, but i go to imdb and argue about movies and life sometimes.

[–]sadfatlonely 2612ポイント2613ポイント  (349子コメント)

IMDB boards are about as terrible as youtube comments.

[–]thepoliticianbuster 1603ポイント1604ポイント  (318子コメント)

The only thing worse than Youtube comments are Yahoo comments...

Edit: my top comment is about Yahoo! Thanks for the gold in advance kind stranger!

[–]Xelltrix 1407ポイント1408ポイント  (252子コメント)

Porn comments...

You know, if you're actually bored enough with what you're watching to read them.

[–]enginespumping 1092ポイント1093ポイント  (128子コメント)

i wish i was him

[–]guy_from_canada 986ポイント987ポイント  (118子コメント)

i want that ASS in my HOUSE NOW!!!!!!

[–]Professor_Gushington 391ポイント392ポイント  (31子コメント)

[–]cdtbaxter86 90ポイント91ポイント  (6子コメント)

Trying to stifle a laugh after reading 'abobinal snowman' is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.

[–]gmano 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

I can't decide if the commenters are ESL, or 10 years old and just figured out that you can lie about your age.

[–]BillionaireBob 298ポイント299ポイント  (30子コメント)

It takes a certain type of person to even make an account on a porn website.

[–]Understated_Fireball 86ポイント87ポイント  (19子コメント)

The privacy settings for some videos on some sites are set so that it takes an account to view. Not a friend, a password, or some kind of approval, just any account. Making an account with a throwaway email address (a lot of porn sites still accept Mailinator and similar) takes a few minutes, which seems like seconds when you're in the zone.

[–]ramen_poodle_soup 56ポイント57ポイント  (4子コメント)

I once saw an account on pornhub that was dedicated to trying to spread the word of Christ on various videos.

[–]Shepherdsfavestore 63ポイント64ポイント  (8子コメント)

Bleacher report is pretty awful too

[–]BillionaireBob 50ポイント51ポイント  (6子コメント)

YOUR TEAM SUCKS BRO I PLAYED HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS UNTIL I GOT CUT SOPHOMORE YEAR SO IM KNOWLEDGEABLE

[–]rahtin 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yahoo Answers was the best game ever.

It was so much fun straddling that line between trolling and not getting banned.

[–]Yeaokbro 4189ポイント4190ポイント  (282子コメント)

Runescape classic.

[–]TheSpitefulCrow 1399ポイント1400ポイント  (159子コメント)

Are we talking true runescape classic or 07scape?

[–]_Eggs_ 1436ポイント1437ポイント  (130子コメント)

Probably /r/2007scape, considering that no new people can join classic.

.

Edit: Go to here if you remember your Runescape account details (you'll have to start from scratch on this version though). The site is oldschool.runescape.com if you don't trust hyperlinks.

Otherwise, go to here to create a new account AND THEN LOG OFF AND CLICK THE LINK ABOVE TO LOG IN (creating a new account brings you to the new new version of Runescape. Just log off that new version and hop onto oldschool once you create your account).

.

Once you're logged on, add "Eggs" to your friends list and I'll try to help you get started!

[–]theflyingbuttress 344ポイント345ポイント  (71子コメント)

That pisses me off so bad. I'd gladly go back to paying a fee if they'd open the joining.

[–]_Eggs_ 507ポイント508ポイント  (54子コメント)

You wouldn't like it. I think there are about 100 players, 70% of which just bot all day because it isn't moderated anymore.

[–]impediment 468ポイント469ポイント  (40子コメント)

I don't know anything about what you guys are talking about but I'm assuming numbers would rise at least a little if they made it joinable

[–]Rrman 168ポイント169ポイント  (9子コメント)

They opened up RSC like twice in the past 3 years. The number of members online increased for like 2 weeks and then the hype and nostalgia went away and it was back to ~100 people online.

[–]benmck90 29ポイント30ポイント  (6子コメント)

Yeah, nostalgia makes me want to play, but then I start playing again and realize there's a good reason they upgraded. I do miss the Classic Runescape though. Edit: Talking about Runescape classic. I quite Runescape around 2007 so what Runescape was like in 2007 is what I remember it as.I played Runscape pretty much from the beginning though.

[–]HANDS-DOWN 3242ポイント3243ポイント  (522子コメント)

body building forums.

[–]Zajdo1993 3117ポイント3118ポイント  (459子コメント)

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday.

[–]yo_maaaan 1519ポイント1520ポイント  (422子コメント)

Oh god. I remember that thread... what an idiot

[–]Whelk 1381ポイント1382ポイント  (100子コメント)

Was that the one where they were arguing about how many days were in a week?

[–]_FranklY 1119ポイント1120ポイント  (29子コメント)

Yes, the 15 day fortnight as well

[–]Shitty_Bollocks 228ポイント229ポイント  (22子コメント)

there are 16 days in a fortnight not 15

[–]H0LT45 175ポイント176ポイント  (18子コメント)

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday

15

[–]SweetSlowKiss 207ポイント208ポイント  (68子コメント)

Is that real? Are you effing fucking with me? I have to see that link, please.

[–]Blue_Dragon360 66ポイント67ポイント  (60子コメント)

Me too! Geez.

[–]Sill4r 440ポイント441ポイント  (59子コメント)

[–]WhuddaWhat 184ポイント185ポイント  (10子コメント)

unreal. My favorite was Josh's comment #17 where he just started declaring new weeks on the basis of every fourth "on" day. By week 6, he's claiming a week of Friday-Thursday.

That kid read the posts trying to explain why he was dead wrong, but damn if he could comprehend them.

[–]SirSourdough 139ポイント140ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm inclined to think he was trolling but if not...

The first post where someone else interjects after a page or two of them going at it is gold too:

"Sorry to hijack, but Josh dude how are you arguing with a calendar ?"

[–]jabalabadooba 63ポイント64ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's too well done to be a troll. Justin can see that Josh is wrong but fails to present his argument in a clear enough way to break through Josh's stubbornness. Meanwhile Josh isn't really trying to understand Justin's thought process but trying to convince Justin with his own flawed logic.

[–]courir123 330ポイント331ポイント  (311子コメント)

any links? i'd like to see

[–]igotmoveslikejagger 1926ポイント1927ポイント  (309子コメント)

[–]Eslov 338ポイント339ポイント  (34子コメント)

5 pages, 5 fucking pages of arguing that there is 8 days in a week.

[–]PantsOfAwesome 1130ポイント1131ポイント  (51子コメント)

Oh my fucking god. That must have been the most entertaining read I've had in a long time.

[–]Drundolf 483ポイント484ポイント  (22子コメント)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–]Nothingtocontribute 144ポイント145ポイント  (9子コメント)

I just made an appointment with an oncologist after reading that thread.

[–]monoxide27 163ポイント164ポイント  (4子コメント)

Hopefully you make appointments to go every other day, so 8 times in 2 weeks

[–]SnapHook 36ポイント37ポイント  (2子コメント)

No bro, you go exactly 3.5 times in one week. Learn to count m'fer!

Seriously though, this comment on page two of that thread had me screaming with laughter:

Sorry to hijack, but Josh dude how are you arguing with a calender ?

[–]qc_dude 34ポイント35ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think the best part for me is when I realized there was a second page.

[–]OfficialTacoLord 439ポイント440ポイント  (63子コメント)

It reminds me of the "If you're going 80 mph how long would it take you to go 80 miles?" problem. Its SOOO fucking simple but for some reason they just can't get it.

Edit: Here are some examples

Yes those are all separate links.

[–]coldashwood 61ポイント62ポイント  (3子コメント)

I like how the blonde woman was thinking of her running time and tire rotation and then actually guessed close to an hour.

[–]PK_Thundah 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

For being really dense, she had some very impressive mental footwork.

[–]SamWhite 74ポイント75ポイント  (11子コメント)

Holy shit that first one is incredible.

[–]gmano 108ポイント109ポイント  (3子コメント)

Her inability to answer the question isn't what baffled me though... it was how freaking long it took her to stop that soda from leaking and getting all over the carpet!

[–]PacoTaco321 196ポイント197ポイント  (4子コメント)

This is the first thing I've seen from there where they actually talk about bodybuilding.

[–]quentin-coldwater 44ポイント45ポイント  (4子コメント)

I never said anything about going exactly 7 times, like I said, if I go every other day, that is 4 DAYS A WEEK. How hard is that to comprehend?

Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday.

8 DAYS IN 2 WEEKS

In your terms,

8x in 2 weeks = 4 times a week, genius.

All Muscle and No Brains? lol

[–]Coppatop 24ポイント25ポイント  (10子コメント)

I was on The Misc before I came here. Probably more hilarious than reddit, just less informing.

[–]foilphil 395ポイント396ポイント  (8子コメント)

Well near me there's this local place called the cat rescue center. It's the closest thing to Reddit I've found in a while.

[–]lickedTators 1321ポイント1322ポイント  (250子コメント)

Empeopled

Good content and easy to navigate.

Edit: Here's a bit of their "Welcome Redditors" message:

First welcome to all the disillusioned Redditors, we're happy to have you on Empeopled. We can't promise that anything won't ever go wrong, but we think our system of self-governance at least gives you a say as to what happens next. From features, to rules, to moderators.

[–]uJellie 530ポイント531ポイント  (64子コメント)

Are they seriously considering paying people for receiving upvotes? Surely that'll create terrible karma-whores, right?

[–]kmofosho 421ポイント422ポイント  (15子コメント)

jesus, that is such a bad idea. People already repost habitually, and use clickbaity titles on reddit just for fake internet points, imagine how much shittier the content would be here if there was the extra motivation of money attached.

[–]42601 213ポイント214ポイント  (25子コメント)

0.00000001 BTC = 1 sBTC; 5 sBTC per point.

So, it will take 50,000,000 20,000,000 points to get one bitcoin (which is trending at $250).

It'll take some serious karmawhoring.

edit: bad math.

[–]Vendetta1990 185ポイント186ポイント  (10子コメント)

So you are telling me there is an opportunity to become a multibillionare by posting shitty content on that site?

[–]TeamRedundancyTeam 30ポイント31ポイント  (5子コメント)

Even reddit karma whores can't make the karma required to become a multibillionare at that price.

[–]Phenominimal 181ポイント182ポイント  (26子コメント)

I really like that place from what I looked at. People are polite and reasonable. Small, but interesting.

[–]CDC_ 1548ポイント1549ポイント  (116子コメント)

Books.

[–]MexicoToucher 2888ポイント2889ポイント  (87子コメント)

Books dot what? Whats the rest of the url?

[–]CDC_ 691ポイント692ポイント  (73子コメント)

Those are actually called periods.

[–]gayd3n 1332ポイント1333ポイント  (45子コメント)

Oh so that's what those are. Why do women hate them? They seem pretty necessary to the Internet.

[–]Jamesinatr 123ポイント124ポイント  (20子コメント)

We don't call them "periods" in the UK - usually either a "full stop" or a "dot" instead

[–]Thundaballz 53ポイント54ポイント  (11子コメント)

Same in Australia. I think it's just an American thing.

[–]djauralsects 69ポイント70ポイント  (3子コメント)

Canadians say period too. Sorry.

[–]Climbable_Fungus 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is an American thing. In fact the full stop/period was derived from a greek method of punctuation that used dots at various heights, at baseline, mid height, and above, around where an apostraphe is.

The apostraphe height dot was used similarly to how a full stop is now, while the baseline dot acted as a comma. Eventually the baseline dot became known as a period. When the full stop punctuation migrated to the baseline, britain retainedbthe name full stop where as in America the name that already existed for a dot at the baseline, period, was used instead. Language is fun!

[–]krizalid70559 4537ポイント4538ポイント  (332子コメント)

real life

Edit: Thanks for the gold, but do you mind paying me in real life

[–]mattion 3183ポイント3184ポイント  (123子コメント)

You mean /r/outside?

[–]Occasionally_Girly 1776ポイント1777ポイント  (110子コメント)

Ugh hate that game

[–]ThatsHowGrammaDied 755ポイント756ポイント  (80子コメント)

Is it like /r/nofap ?

[–]AgentGPR 740ポイント741ポイント  (83子コメント)

Tried to play this game and after a minute a shit ton of unfair things happened.

[–]olafrozen 106ポイント107ポイント  (8子コメント)

I tried too, but there was no CTRL + Z and so I got really scared.

[–]_RemarkableUserName_ 45ポイント46ポイント  (3子コメント)

I really think a patch should be released to fix this. It's too damn risky without the CTRL + Z feature.

[–]krizalid70559 242ポイント243ポイント  (66子コメント)

Did you use cheat codes

[–]AgentGPR 201ポイント202ポイント  (56子コメント)

There are none unfortunately.

[–]krizalid70559 630ポイント631ポイント  (31子コメント)

There are, I'll give you one

If you stroke your joystick about 50 times up and down you can achieve temporary happiness. Be careful thought, effect of happiness will taper off the more you do it.

[–]AgentGPR 184ポイント185ポイント  (8子コメント)

The thing that comes out fills my thirst/food? I'm kinda hungry but don't know if it's toxic. Maybe it's unlimited food supply?

[–]krizalid70559 248ポイント249ポイント  (6子コメント)

Yes

If you do it forever you will achieve immortality

Your prostate might burst though

[–]Sleevepup 272ポイント273ポイント  (10子コメント)

I have one for an easy 100k : ⬆️⬅️↘️⬇️ rob a bank

[–]android1234321 46ポイント47ポイント  (0子コメント)

Banks HATE him! Check out how to make 100k in minutes!

[–]darkflame96 478ポイント479ポイント  (11子コメント)

I don't know. I go outside and say "10/10 with rice" and people are confused. I say it on reddit and get karma!

[–]krizalid70559 346ポイント347ポイント  (6子コメント)

Because real life use a different cheat code

You have to go outside and find a girl and say "you are a 10/10 I will buy you rice" then you will get karma*

*result may vary

[–]iamnotmagic 492ポイント493ポイント  (191子コメント)

Snapzu.com is taking reddit refugees and recreating reddit subs but has a better layout. Right now they're invite only though- the invites take about an hour or two to hit your inbox and some redditors are handing them out.

**edit: snapzu was heavily flooded with invite requests. The fastest way to get in currently is to get a code from a redditor. Search "snapzu" from the main reddit page. There are a ton of threads full of invite codes. Sort by new.

[–]Ghost4000 71ポイント72ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not sure it has a better layout. I guess it's just new so I'm not familiar with it. I've been using RES which I think is mostly the same as vanilla Reddit and I prefer that.

[–]VanNassu 1122ポイント1123ポイント  (16子コメント)

Close your browser, wait 24 hours, and then type in reddit.com.

[–]Account_93 452ポイント453ポイント  (4子コメント)

closes browser Well I'm bored, I wonder what's new on Reddit.. Oh.

[–]Mitoni 102ポイント103ポイント  (3子コメント)

Every time. I do this on my phone daily. It goes something like this.

Close Reddit app, open Facebook. See something funny posted there that I saw already on Reddit two weeks prior. Internal monologue, "I hate reposts, wonder what's new on Reddit." Open Reddit app.

[–]OfficiallyRelevant 54ポイント55ポイント  (1子コメント)

My thought process:

"I need a break from Reddit."

Closes browser on PC

...

Pulls out phone and opens Reddit app.

[–]Ziazan 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

not even 24 seconds.

[–]iamonredditbitch 1188ポイント1189ポイント  (53子コメント)

Pee in a jar. Throw it at a cat

[–]Gangsir 607ポイント608ポイント  (23子コメント)

JARATE!

[–]BVTheEpic 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shhhhh, this will catch on with the normies.

[–]6x70blazeit 319ポイント320ポイント  (56子コメント)

One that hasn't been mentioned at all so far is Quora

It's like a Facebook/Twitter feed but of topics of interests to you. People with credentials answer questions posed by individuals like yourselves.

It's growing and I've found it very useful over the past month. In fact, it has replaced Reddit as my go-to-whilst-pooping app

[–]yooyoo15894 160ポイント161ポイント  (3子コメント)

Maybe it's time to give Google+ a try!

...Yeah, nope.

[–]PBFT 1774ポイント1775ポイント  (137子コメント)

Sitting down with good friends and talking about your favorite topics. I think they call this a "conversation".

[–]melitonz 2010ポイント2011ポイント  (72子コメント)

this is legal?

[–]MexicoToucher 399ポイント400ポイント  (22子コメント)

Where can I download friends? Do I need a 3D printer?

[–]koltan 5525ポイント5526ポイント x2 (492子コメント)

Pornhub. I went there to watch a girl get fucked by her employer.....

I guess I never really had to leave reddit to see that though.

[–]SeaDooCanDo 4241ポイント4242ポイント  (200子コメント)

ZING

[–]TheBlackHippy 4602ポイント4603ポイント  (123子コメント)

PAO

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

[–]Impal0r 349ポイント350ポイント  (72子コメント)

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

[–]temporary_spastic 240ポイント241ポイント  (46子コメント)

You make my heart go BOOM BOOM!

[–]courtachino 221ポイント222ポイント  (40子コメント)

My supernova girl?!

[–]Oooooof 489ポイント490ポイント  (27子コメント)

/r/justsaynope /r/blackout2015

July 10 has been suggested as a no reddit day. Don't post, comment, or even load the site. Go through the weekend if you can.

If every person that thought "this will never happen" actually went along with it, it would happen. There seems to be a lot of people upset and few willing to even find something to do other than reddit for a few days.

Shia supports our cause!

[–]Poem_for_your_sprog 2781ポイント2782ポイント  (85子コメント)

She stood behind the door and sighed,
Then sadly shook her head -
'I checked the browser list,' she cried,
'And what I saw!' she said:

"Employees pillaged, bruised, abused,
And broken by the brass?"
"A bunch of folks all sorely used,
And conquered, ass by ass"?!

'You told me you were done with that!'
She cried, and wiped a tear.
'But you've been watching smut,' she spat.

'No darling - reddit, dear.'

[–]TESwan 923ポイント924ポイント  (33子コメント)

Well, when everything seems to be falling apart, I'm glad to see you here.

[–]prosthetic4head 1350ポイント1351ポイント  (27子コメント)

It's like the band playing as the Titanic sunk.

[–]ThisBuddhistLovesYou 863ポイント864ポイント  (17子コメント)

They got rid of jailbait and Victoria so it's really like Reddit got rid of the women and children first.

[–]use_more_lube 341ポイント342ポイント  (13子コメント)

I visibly winced. Well done.

I'd give you gold, but fuck giving money to this site right now.

[–]Flangis 222ポイント223ポイント  (3子コメント)

You better be on whatever next website we have.

[–]NarfSquared 208ポイント209ポイント  (14子コメント)

79% of the daily goal today.

You guys are really good at boycotting.

[–]asterious 481ポイント482ポイント  (155子コメント)

i've seen a lot of mentions of voat, but i just want to mention votable.com as an alternative. i'm one of the cofounders are we feel really passionately about building a community based on interests with a similar upvoting & downvoting system as reddit but with a fresh perspective and more positive community. if you're open to checking out something new by all means swing by.