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[–]EyeBleachBot 539ポイント540ポイント  (47子コメント)

Pao? Yikes!

Eye bleach!

I am a robit.

[–]laptopdude90 152ポイント153ポイント  (37子コメント)

Are you still automated? If so, impressive algorithm!

[–]EyeBleachBot 197ポイント198ポイント  (33子コメント)

If it says "I am a robit" my code posted it. I just threw an extra trigger and a little special logic in there and BAM!

[–]LuckyWoody 86ポイント87ポイント  (18子コメント)

So it's a cyborg account?

[–]EyeBleachBot 154ポイント155ポイント  (15子コメント)

My human logs in from time to time. Reading the responses and commenting is my weird way of getting satisfaction from my bots

[–]-emohippie- 71ポイント72ポイント  (12子コメント)

jesus, i thought you were still a bot until this comment. really threw me through a loop

[–]moeburn [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

EyeBleachBot - "Actually, I've just been programmed with those past few automated responses to your common questions, and this one."

You - "Wait, seriously?"

EyeBleachBot - "I am a robit."

[–]a4187021 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Qué?

[–]ubermatik [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

EyeBleachBot - "En realidad, acabo sido programado con los últimos respuestas automáticas a preguntas comunes, y este". Usted - "Espera, ¿en serio?" EyeBleachBot - "Soy un robit."

[–]Aroniense21 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm not sure if the grammatically wrong translation was part of the act or not. If not, a more accurate translation would be "En realidad fuí programado para dar respuestas automáticas a preguntas comunes, incluída esta" The rest was accurate though.

[–]warhugger [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Hahahaha, exactly what I was imagining.

[–]SketchyJJ [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Maybe he still is. Maybe he is messing with us while he over throws humanity with cute eye bleach images

[–]Jaden-Bot [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

How Can We Be Robits If We Are Brains Threw A Loop

[–]MajorLazy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Still might be a very very good bot.

[–]alternativeoxygen [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I want the robotic part of eyebleach bot to marry me.

[–]FLKwkfasl2519faf2000 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Cybernetic organism

[–]65049854072165154789 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Android.

[–]laptopdude90 1ポイント2ポイント  (11子コメント)

Mind sharing the code?

[–]EyeBleachBot [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

When I get home sure. About to hit the lake with my kids. I've posted it before but I don't know where or when

[–]IcreyEvryTiem [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Robits can breed?! Oh god, the end is (bill)nyeeee!!!!

[–]Templar3lf [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

If you find it or re-post it, can you link me? I'd love to learn a little about Reddit bots.

[–]Narwhalbaconguy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

RemindMe! 8 hours Has EyeBleachBot released the code?

[–]ikeif [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Did you post from this account? I can do some trawling(?) and see if I can find it.

[–]finishherrr [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You must have mistaken him for a brobit

[–]captainAwesomePants [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But....that comment says "I am a robit", so it must've been automated as well!

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I am curious what the trigger is to deduce Pao from that screenshot.

[–]478431188447 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Why did it reply to that comment? Am I missing something? Are the letters 'pao' in it? I didn't see her mentioned.

[–]RoyGaucho [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Probably has categories of eye bleach. He probably set that URL probably to match the "reddit/pao is hitler" category.

[–]478431188447 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh, well that's not that impressive. I thought it had parsed the image and made a connection somehow.

[–]Absence-of-Gravitas [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

When all the humans have left reddit will it be a weird sci-fi world only inhabited by bots perfectly honed to troll each other?

[–]Guava_ 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man even our bots have turned against her.

[–]thecreeper123455 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Everyone on Reddit is a robit except /u/chooter

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TIT_GRL [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Can I get an iron tit?